This has to be the worst MLB contract ever, guy is 0-54

[sharky99]

We ll see if he plays with and early start today.

 

[Doug]

An 0 for 3 today, so 0 for 53, Wow is all I can say.

 

[Mobdeeper7239]

No no no.... I want to see him go hitless all year

Damn man I wish he was black so we could start this whole black players can’t hit a baseball thing without needing drugs or something along those lines. What ya think?

 

[LargeMarge]

I could go 1 for 58.
went to an 80MPH batting cage a few weeks ago and made easy contact .
I could luck into a few hits in 58 at bats

This is a truly hilarious post

 

[joebatters]

I took it for awhile. It helped my work performance greatly but coming down off of it was something I could only do with the help of alcohol. Made my anxiety high as a kite long after the work day ended

Former MLBer Aubrey Huff is pretty open about how it really f'ed him up.

 

[The Greatest One]

Damn man I wish he was black so we could start this whole black players can’t hit a baseball thing without needing drugs or something along those lines. What ya think?

You are making a poor attempt at starting shit with me

 

[Mobdeeper7239]

I really cant believe what I reading in a sports betting forum, that people think they could hit a major league pitcher.

Yes they are fools. Chris Davis would have many hits if he was some average joe without any film and without any shift on him lol.

If there was film on anyone here, most likely no one would get a hit in a mlb game even with 100 at bats.

 

[Mobdeeper7239]

You are making a poor attempt at starting shit with me

So what? I don’t give two fucks about you

 

[The Greatest One]

So what? I don’t give two fucks about you

You should. I am better than you. Dumbass wanna be

 

[Doug]

This is a truly hilarious post

Yeah a hairdresser that occasionally goes to the batting cages and is comfortable enough with a machine at 80 mph would get a few hits in 58 chances !

A few is more than 2, so 3 for 58 from a guy that is most likely 40+, and never played even A level ball, hilarious !

 

[LargeMarge]

Think it’s even funnier that he’s equating a pitching machine to a major league pitcher

 

[Doug]

What is so hard to believe about someone who played high level high school baseball and faced future mlb pitchers like Gill Meche thinking he can go 1 for 58?


That would be like a coach putting me into an NBA game and saying that I could eventually hit a 3 pointer if they let me shoot enough .
Not exactly bragging saying you can go 1 for 58

Okay Choptalk you're killing me buddy, high level high school baseball ( probably 20 years ago ) against a guy made it to majors, doesn't mean you're going 3 for 58 against the best pitchers on Earth. I have no disputes with you but this is not realistic

 

[Doug]

It's like Al Bundy thinking he could play in the NFL at 45 or so, because he scored 3 touchdowns in a high school football game once.

 

[sharky99]

How long is this streak going to go:think2:

 

[The Greatest One]

It's like Al Bundy thinking he could play in the NFL at 45 or so, because he scored 3 touchdowns in a high school football game once.

ummm that’s 4 touchdowns in 1 game in the 1966 Chicago city championship. It has been described as the greatest day in the history of anyone’s lifetime. Even spare tire couldn’t keep bundy out of the endzone.

Whats funny is during my high school years, we had a tailback score 6 tds a game a few times and even led the entire nation in rushing with over 3,000 yards

 

[Doug]

Okay 4 then, you still can't compare high school sports to NFL and MLB, a triple A pitcher would blow away Choptalk as easily as a lower level MLB pitcher. Pitchers were often the star athlete and best hitter on their high school teams by a mile, most are automatic outs in the majors, Chopper may have been an excellent HS player 20 years or so ago ,but has no chance of going 3/58 against any major league pitcher, maybe, just maybe luck into a single once in 58 chances.

 

[CHOPTALK]

This is a truly hilarious post

Dude you really have no clue I have hit against 2 future mlb pitchers .
Whats the deal about someone saying they can go 1 for 58?
You act like that’s a big statement for someone that has played years of competitive baseball.

Its not like saying I’m a mlb player or I’m good .
All I said was I can go 1 for 58.

 

[CHOPTALK]

Oh I’m a hair dresser now .
Thats good to know .
where do people get this stuff

 

[Keef]

Dude you really have no clue I have hit against 2 future mlb pitchers .
Whats the deal about someone saying they can go 1 for 58?
You act like that’s a big statement for someone that has played years of competitive baseball.

Its not like saying I’m a mlb player or I’m good .
All I said was I can go 1 for 58.

Which two did you hit?

What level?

 

[festeringZit]

Think it’s even funnier that he’s equating a pitching machine to a major league pitcher

What's even funnier is that he didn't, but you lied and said he did.

You're just not very bright.