The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

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He wont lose 2 in a row, take the Astros today ~ LANG

takes him longer to type his reason than it does for him to dream it up, for $100 a day you would expect more effort and not this charlatan shit
 

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I love how Lang presaged the football season by taking the Lions and getting smoked by Trey Lance and company. Great $hit.
 

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You have to be kidding me, a 10 dime selection for today. Lol
What's next a 7 dimer if you lose a few more days in a row???
As per Lang this morning:
" I have had some amazing winning streaks in my 30-plus years in this business. For a reference, see my NBA playoff run and the month of May!!!!!

At the same time, I have had some bad losing streaks in my 30-plus years in this business".

How about you have had a very few amazing winning streaks in the 30 years and some horrific try 5 times the losing streaks as winning streaks.

Now 15 out of 20 losing months. Long live the fade!
 

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I cant remember a 10 dimer.
Hey Lang,stop being a square player and picking the hot pitcher or the hot team and ignoring everything else. Over 30 years in the business and you still haven't figured that out. If it were that easy, nearly everyone who gambles would be rich.
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You have to be kidding me, a 10 dime selection for today. Lol
What's next a 7 dimer if you lose a few more days in a row???
As per Lang this morning:
" I have had some amazing winning streaks in my 30-plus years in this business. For a reference, see my NBA playoff run and the month of May!!!!!

At the same time, I have had some bad losing streaks in my 30-plus years in this business".

How about you have had a very few amazing winning streaks in the 30 years and some horrific try 5 times the losing streaks as winning streaks.

Now 15 out of 20 losing months. Long live the fade!
"Guys , I just cant get it going. Today I'm just going to release a play for fun. Zero dimes. And no, you dont get a refund."
 
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He is holding onto every last penny trying so hard to enter football with some "profit"......10 dimer lol. The fact it is only a 10 dimer I hope his selection wins by 8+ runs in a huge destructive blowout from start to finish only so he can sit there and wish he added that 0 onto it for a 100 dimer. Of course if he wins he will be celebrating a 10 dimer like it was a 200 dimer at this point. I hope it goees exactly as he handicapped it to go with this 10 dime money move. He likes it half as much as yesterday's 20 dimer lol
Honestly, I'm guessing he is just playing the OVER 9 because both pitchers have around a 5 ERA....screams Lang to take a total here
 

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The Pick: My 10 Dime winner is the San Diego Padres.

The Line:
The current line is -125 at the majority of books in Vegas and offshore as of 8:25 AM EST. Please specify Sears and Pfaadt at the time of wager. Be sure to shop around for the best line available.
 

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LOSER LANG 2025 BANKROLL
POSITIVE 70.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR UP $705
(MINUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$1,290)

PAID PICKS: 109-99-2 / 52.4%

-Lang by Month 2024-
JAN: 14-17 -399 DIMES
FEB: 16-12-1 +274.5 DIMES
MAR: 14-17 -745 DIMES
APR: 12-17 -74.75 DIMES
MAY: 14-17 -450 DIMES
JUN: 12-15 -676 DIMES
JUL: 10-17 -936.75 DIMES
AUG: 17-13-1 +269.75 DIMES
SEP: 17-13 -60 DIMES
OCT: 17-13-1 -58.5 DIMES
NOV: 15-15 -623.5 DIMES
DEC: 14-16 -877 DIMES
-Lang by Month 2025-
JAN: 17-14 +55.5 DIMES
FEB: 15-13-1 -191 DIMES
MAR: 14-16-1 -252.5 DIMES
APR: 16-14 +86.5 DIMES
MAY: 22-9 +1,347.5 DIMES
JUN: 14-15 -426.25 DIMES
JUL: 11-15 -376.75 DIMES
AUG: 0-3 -177.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/31 to 1/6, (4W-3L) +228 DIMES (4W-2L +393 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/6)
WEEK 01: 1/7 to 1/13, (3W-4L) -375 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/14 to 1/20, (2W-5L) -485 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/21 to 1/27, (5W-2L) +407.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/28 to 2/3, (6W-1L) +390 DIMES
WEEK 05: 2/4 to 2/10, (4W-4L) +70 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/11 to 2/17, (4W-3L) -97.5 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/18 to 2/24, (2W-4L-1P) -313.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/25 to 3/3, (3W-4L) -270 DIMES
WEEK 09: 3/4 to 3/10, (4W-3L) -30 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/11 to 3/17, (3W-4L) +72.5 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/18 to 3/24, (3W-4L) -162.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/25 to 3/31, (3W-3L-1P) +12.5 DIMES
WEEK 13: 4/1 to 4/7, (4W-3L) +47.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/8 to 4/14, (3W-4L) -21 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/15 to 4/21, (4W-3L) +212.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/22 to 4/28, (4W-3L) -145 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/29 to 5/5, (4W-3L) +20 DIMES
WEEK 18: 5/6 to 5/12, (6W-1L) +310 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/13 to 5/19, (5W-2L) +435 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/20 to 5/26, (5W-2L) +430 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/27 to 6/2, (4W-3L) +130 DIMES
WEEK 22: 6/3 to 6/9, (5W-2L) -13.75 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/10 to 6/16, (4W-2L) +150 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/17 to 6/23, (2W-5L) -400 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/24 to 6/30, (2W-5L) -147.5 DIMES
WEEK 26: 7/1 to 7/7, (3W-4L) +1.5 DIMES
WEEK 27: 7/8 to 7/14, (2W-4L) -206.5 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/15 to 7/21, (2W-2L) -80 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/22 to 7/28, (3W-3L) -56.75 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/29 to 8/4, (1W-5L) -202.5 DIMES
 

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LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2025)

27-34, -643.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-1
150 DIME: 0-1
100 DIME: 2-4
75 DIME: 7-10
60 DIME: 2-2
50 DIME: 8-9
40 DIME: 1-0
30 DIME: 2-3
20 DIME: 4-4


NFL PRESEASON FOOTBALL (2025)

0-1, -33 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

30 DIME: 0-1
 

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Wish it was the old days and 1 of his whale 🐋 clients finds him and this time piss down his throat
 

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LOSER LANG 12+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!


NEGATIVE 15,054 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $150,540
(PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x13 = -$176,475)


-Lang Past 12+ Years-
2025: POSITIVE 70.5 DIMES (01/01/25 to 08/03/25)
2024: NEGATIVE 4,358.75 DIMES
2023: NEGATIVE 1,901.25 DIMES
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)
 

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LANG'S PICK: SAN DIEGO PADRES -130 (SEARS vs PHAADT)

Ended another hot streak on Sunday.
Framber Valdez had won 6 straight road starts and the Astros hadn't been swept in Boston since 2013.
Even better, Valdez in 5 career games against the Red Sox was 3-1 with a 1.96 ERA.
Well flush all those good numbers down the toilet and while your at it, flush that mother fu#$#ka down the toilet as well.
6 innings. 7 hits. 6 runs. Game. Set. Match.
I have had some amazing winning streaks in my 30-plus years in this business. For a reference, see my NBA playoff run and the month of May!!!!!
At the same time, I have had some bad losing streaks in my 30-plus years in this business and this current baseball run certainly is right up there.
Just can't find it. Simple as that.
Every hot pitcher. Every hot streak they are on I have rode those streaks only to see them end.
Day late and a dollar short.
Just have to keep grinding through one day at a time, one winner at a time.
It starts with this 10 dimer on this Monday card.
 
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Padres Sears ERA - 4.95
D-backs Pfaadt ERA- 5.11

Obviously, you take pitcher and team with a lower ERA because that means they will win- Lang 101

It being a whole 10 dimer!!! I hope the padres win by double digits for Lang so we can get back to seeing some bigger plays where he will lose with his ridiculous rating system. He's only got that 70 dimes in his "imagination" of his fake bankroll. He's in prevent mode shaking as all that "money" he was up is now all gone. He's no longer trying to win, he's just holding on for the inevitable delaying what is well on the way....and has been for quite some time now.....let him win a few 10 dimers and then when you see that 50 dimer you know its back on
 

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3 Lang losses in a row that the next game the team that lost for him won with ease. Astros come through with ease 8-2 over Marlins after Valdez loss, Pirates came through 9-5 win after Skenes loss, Mets came through 12-6 after Mr. 5-0 Peterson loss at home. If the Padres win tomorrow it will be a 4-0 run "day after Lang" MLB teams. As he says "a day late and a dollar short" but he's actually been a day early on these teams
 

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