The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG'S PICK: CHIEFS -10 1/2 (He's probably buying it down to -10)

Well, it was Thursday night I handed you a 50 dime winner on the Packers and Friday another 50 dime winner on the Braves 2-0 over the Astros.
Oh, and let's not forget the 50 dime winner on the Bills/Titans Over the total 2 weeks ago on Monday night.
Now I roll out not only a 3rd straight 50 dime winner but a 3rd straight 50 dime winner in the NFL.
As for yesterday, stayed absolutely on fire on Sunday's with yet another 100 dime winner as the Saints (+4) beat the Bucs outright 36-27.
Don't look now but I have now hit 2 straight and five of my last six 100 dime releases on Sunday.
Listen, 7 of 9 winning days is rock solid. I am seeing the board really well right now.
I just missed on Saturday and granted, it was a big miss but as I said yesterday, I wasn't going to let that loss take away from how hot I have been.
And what did I do? I handed you winning day #7 out of 9 with a 4-point dog that I basically told you they would win the game outright.
Now watch me make it 8 of 10 winning days tonight with a 3rd straight 50 dime winner and make it a 2-day run of +150 dimes of net profit.
Let's go!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Funny how Lang didn't even mention the 503 Dime losing month of October?

He's usually so honest and forthcoming when it comes to his record.

 

[Tuesday]

Now watch lang start another losing month of right with the start of his November losing streak tonight?

 

[finman13]

This looks like a game for the chiefs to "get right" . However, if you follow the NFL, you never know.
Sniper, did shitbrick buy to below 10?

 

[Tuesday]

This looks like a game for the chiefs to "get right" . However, if you follow the NFL, you never know.
Sniper, did shitbrick buy to below 10?

Yeah I'm thinking KC will get right and squeak out a 3 point win haha?

 

[carlitosway]

Funny how Lang didn't even mention the 503 Dime losing month of October?

He's usually so honest and forthcoming when it comes to his record.

POS scummy snake oil salesman spinning and omitting the truth. Sad so many suckers in this country.

 

[sniperpicks]

no way LANG covers this - 10.5

L it up

 

[Tuesday]

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no way LANG covers this - 10.5

L it up

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[PimpyMcPimp]

Hey Lang, look in a mirror, that's who sucks.

Stick to what you're best at, driving for Uber Eats.

 

[finman13]

Yeah I'm thinking KC will get right and squeak out a 3 point win haha?

LMFAO. I love it. The shit Giants easily covered. Cheers

 

[Tuesday]

Hey Lang, look in a mirror, that's who sucks.

Stick to what you're best at, driving for Uber Eats.

I thinking he no good at uber eats either, judging from tonight game it wasn't even close because brandon lang really does fcking suck and consistently fails to deliver?

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2021 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 386.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER DOWN $3,865 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$5,860)

PAID PICKS: 150-143-5 / 51.1%

-Lang by Month-

JAN: 12-18, -534 DIMES
FEB: 17-12, +0.5 DIMES
MAR: 15-16, -109.5 DIMES
APR: 21-9-1, +704.5 DIMES
MAY: 14-16-1, +73 DIMES
JUN: 17-12-1, +6.5 DIMES
JUL: 12-15, +42.5 DIMES
AUG: 16-13-1, +282.5 DIMES
SEP: 14-15, -284.5 DIMES
OCT: 12-16-1, -503 DIMES
NOV: 0-1, -65 DIMES

-Lang by Week-

WEEK 01: 12/29 to 1/4, (3W-4L) -204 DIMES (1W-3L -271.5 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/4)
WEEK 02: 1/5 to 1/11, (2W-5L) -386 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/12 to 1/18, (3W-3L) -62.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/19 to 1/25, (4W-3L) +121.5 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/26 to 2/1, (3W-4L) +104.5 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/2 to 2/8, (5W-3L) -83 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/9 to 2/15, (3W-4L) -122.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/16 to 2/22, (5W-2L) +101 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/23 to 3/1, (4W-3L) +90 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/2 to 3/8, (3W-4L) -125 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/9 to 3/15, (4W-3L) -15 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/16 to 3/22, (3W-4L) -105 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/23 to 3/29, (4W-3L) +215 DIMES
WEEK 14: 3/30 to 4/5, (5W-3L) +68 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/6 to 4/12, (3W-4L) -103 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/13 to 4/19, (5W-2L) +275 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/20 to 4/26, (6W-1L) +360 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/27 to 5/3, (2W-3L-2P) -66 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/4 to 5/10, (3W-4L) -77.5 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/11 to 5/17, (4W-3L) +65 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/18 to 5/24, (4W-3L) +129.5 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/25 to 5/31, (3W-4L) +22 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/1 to 6/7, (5W-2L) +124 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/8 to 6/14, (5W-1L-1P) +170 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/15 to 6/21, (2W-5L) -171.5 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/22 to 6/28, (4W-3L) +24 DIMES
WEEK 27: 6/29 to 7/5, (2W-5L) -311 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/6 to 7/12, (3W-2L) +87 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/13 to 7/19, (4W-1L) +280 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/20 to 7/26, (3W-4L) -21 DIMES
WEEK 31: 7/27 to 8/2, (3W-4L) -42.5 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/3 to 8/9, (3W-4L) +54 DIMES
WEEK 33: 8/10 to 8/16, (4W-2L) +70 DIMES
WEEK 34: 8/17 to 8/23, (3W-4L) -6 DIMES
WEEK 35: 8/24 to 8/30, (3W-3L-1P) +24.5 DIMES
WEEK 36: 8/31 to 9/6, (3W-4L) -154 DIMES
WEEK 37: 9/7 to 9/13, (3W-4L) -34.5 DIMES
WEEK 38: 9/14 to 9/20, (2W-4L) -276 DIMES
WEEK 39: 9/21 to 9/27, (5W-2L) +205 DIMES
WEEK 40: 9/28 to 10/4, (3W-4L) -92 DIMES
WEEK 41: 10/5 to 10/11, (1W-5L) -268 DIMES
WEEK 42: 10/12 to 10/18, (3W-3L) -196 DIMES
WEEK 43: 10/19 to 10/25, (3W-3L-1) +92 DIMES
WEEK 44: 10/26 to 11/1, (4W-3L) -79 DIMES

-Lang Past 8 Years-

2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2021)

45-43-1, +366.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-1
80 DIME: 0-2
75 DIME: 1-0
60 DIME: 16-5
50 DIME: 2-4
40 DIME: 4-7
30 DIME: 9-13-1
25 DIME: 5-7
20 DIME: 7-4

MLB POST SEASON (2021)

2-4, -91 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 1-0
30 DIME: 1-3

NFL PRE SEASON (2021)

5-3, +36 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 3-2
30 DIME: 1-0

NFL REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

9-11-1, -152.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 5-2
80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 3-4
40 DIME: 1-2
30 DIME: 0-0-1

NCAA FOOTBALL REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

8-10, -557 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
100 DIME: 4-5
60 DIME: 0-2
50 DIME: 0-2
30 DIME: 3-0
25 DIME: 1-0

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

0-1, -44 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

40 DIME: 0-1

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Well, it's my own fault.
I have been saying to people all year long that the Chiefs are garbage. They are done. They will never sniff another Super bowl.
Not as long as the fat fu@$%$#k is roaming the sidelines.
Yet, I still thought, at least for one night, they would put it all together against a Giants team that was blown out by Dallas and the Rams.
Bottom line: you can't blow people out when you suck!!!!!!
Tonight it's the MAC. I love the total between EMU and Toledo.
Winning day #8 of 11 happens now.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Oh boy, the total on the EMU/Toledo game. So much more exciting than game 6 of the World Series.

 

[sniperpicks]

Lang blames Andy instead of QB who pukes ball up like 3 times and gets it back twice

 

[carlitosway]

Oh boy, the total on the EMU/Toledo game. So much more exciting than game 6 of the World Series.

?

 

[sniperpicks]

Looks like a W brewing for Lang. He needs over 54 and already close to it late in 2 Q

 

[Tuesday]

Looks like a W brewing for Lang. He needs over 54 and already close to it late in 2 Q

Thank you for confirming anyways Sniper, fawk you lang?

 

[finman13]

Got to be on northern illinois tonight and buy up to plus 4