The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

https://www.iheart.com/podcast/139-...ode/brandon-lang-gives-us-his-picks-88613355/

Michigan State +4
Baylor -2 1/2
Colts -2 1/2
Saints +4 1/2

Lang trying to do some kind of 70's jive turkey black voice during most of the interview. What the actual fuck?

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Looks like Lang is back on the Braves tonight for 50 Dimes.

 

[Tuesday]

Looks like Lang is back on the Braves tonight for 50 Dimes.

Thank you for confirming Pimpy, GOGOGO HOU??

 

[sniperpicks]

Confirmed he on ??

 

[Tuesday]

Confirmed he on ??

Thank you Sniper, GOGOGO HOU??

 

[finman13]

Okay. So when you were in middle school Brandon, your mom and sister would sleep with an unknown middle schooler in Brad Pitt? Yep, so believable. Clown

 

[finman13]

Wow. So they just redid the whole site? Thanks for the warning

 

[Tuesday]

Michigan State +4
Baylor -2 1/2
Colts -2 1/2
Saints +4 1/2

Lang trying to do some kind of 70's jive turkey black voice during most of the interview. What the actual fuck?

Try hard brandon lang?capper?head

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2021 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 201.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER DOWN $2,015 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$4,010)

PAID PICKS: 149-141-5 / 51.3%

-Lang by Month-

JAN: 12-18, -534 DIMES
FEB: 17-12, +0.5 DIMES
MAR: 15-16, -109.5 DIMES
APR: 21-9-1, +704.5 DIMES
MAY: 14-16-1, +73 DIMES
JUN: 17-12-1, +6.5 DIMES
JUL: 12-15, +42.5 DIMES
AUG: 16-13-1, +282.5 DIMES
SEP: 14-15, -284.5 DIMES
OCT: 11-15-1, -383 DIMES

-Lang by Week-

WEEK 01: 12/29 to 1/4, (3W-4L) -204 DIMES (1W-3L -271.5 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/4)
WEEK 02: 1/5 to 1/11, (2W-5L) -386 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/12 to 1/18, (3W-3L) -62.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/19 to 1/25, (4W-3L) +121.5 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/26 to 2/1, (3W-4L) +104.5 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/2 to 2/8, (5W-3L) -83 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/9 to 2/15, (3W-4L) -122.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/16 to 2/22, (5W-2L) +101 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/23 to 3/1, (4W-3L) +90 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/2 to 3/8, (3W-4L) -125 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/9 to 3/15, (4W-3L) -15 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/16 to 3/22, (3W-4L) -105 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/23 to 3/29, (4W-3L) +215 DIMES
WEEK 14: 3/30 to 4/5, (5W-3L) +68 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/6 to 4/12, (3W-4L) -103 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/13 to 4/19, (5W-2L) +275 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/20 to 4/26, (6W-1L) +360 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/27 to 5/3, (2W-3L-2P) -66 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/4 to 5/10, (3W-4L) -77.5 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/11 to 5/17, (4W-3L) +65 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/18 to 5/24, (4W-3L) +129.5 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/25 to 5/31, (3W-4L) +22 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/1 to 6/7, (5W-2L) +124 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/8 to 6/14, (5W-1L-1P) +170 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/15 to 6/21, (2W-5L) -171.5 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/22 to 6/28, (4W-3L) +24 DIMES
WEEK 27: 6/29 to 7/5, (2W-5L) -311 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/6 to 7/12, (3W-2L) +87 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/13 to 7/19, (4W-1L) +280 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/20 to 7/26, (3W-4L) -21 DIMES
WEEK 31: 7/27 to 8/2, (3W-4L) -42.5 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/3 to 8/9, (3W-4L) +54 DIMES
WEEK 33: 8/10 to 8/16, (4W-2L) +70 DIMES
WEEK 34: 8/17 to 8/23, (3W-4L) -6 DIMES
WEEK 35: 8/24 to 8/30, (3W-3L-1P) +24.5 DIMES
WEEK 36: 8/31 to 9/6, (3W-4L) -154 DIMES
WEEK 37: 9/7 to 9/13, (3W-4L) -34.5 DIMES
WEEK 38: 9/14 to 9/20, (2W-4L) -276 DIMES
WEEK 39: 9/21 to 9/27, (5W-2L) +205 DIMES
WEEK 40: 9/28 to 10/4, (3W-4L) -92 DIMES
WEEK 41: 10/5 to 10/11, (1W-5L) -268 DIMES
WEEK 42: 10/12 to 10/18, (3W-3L) -196 DIMES
WEEK 43: 10/19 to 10/25, (3W-3L-1) +92 DIMES
WEEK 44: 10/26 to 11/1, (3W-1L) +106 DIMES

-Lang Past 8 Years-

2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2021)

45-43-1, +366.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-1
80 DIME: 0-2
75 DIME: 1-0
60 DIME: 16-5
50 DIME: 2-4
40 DIME: 4-7
30 DIME: 9-13-1
25 DIME: 5-7
20 DIME: 7-4

MLB POST SEASON (2021)

2-4, -91 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 1-0
30 DIME: 1-3

NFL PRE SEASON (2021)

5-3, +36 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 3-2
30 DIME: 1-0

NFL REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

8-10-1, -187.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 4-2
80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 3-3
40 DIME: 1-2
30 DIME: 0-0-1

NCAA FOOTBALL REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

8-9, -337 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 4-5
60 DIME: 0-2
50 DIME: 0-2
30 DIME: 3-0
25 DIME: 1-0

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

0-1, -44 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

40 DIME: 0-1

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

I've waited 280 days to finally hand the world #2 in a row which should tell you just how much I love this game tonight..
And it just so happens to be the last game on the College card.
It was back on January 24th in the NFC Championship game when I handed the world a 200 Dime winner on the Bucs (+4) 31-26 over the Packers.
Now, over 9 months later I am ready to hand the world #2 in a row.
I come into today absolutely on fire winning 6 of the last 7 days.
And all that winning above has led us to this winner tonight.
I am the best big game handicapper the world has ever seen and I have proven time and time again when I release a play 100 dime or higher, it will get you the money.
Moment of truth right now. In your life!! In my life!! In everyone's life!!
I've waited 280 days to hand the world 200 dime winner #2 in a row!!!! Are you sure you can afford to miss it?????
If you missed the Bucs over Green Bay. If you missed the Colts over Niners last Sunday. If you missed Notre Dame over USC last Saturday.
Don't miss this one today.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

I am the best big game handicapper the world has ever seen and I have proven time and time again when I release a play 100 dime or higher, it will get you the money.

What a fucking clown! Just lying through his teeth.
What's he gonna do, go back to back 200 Dimers to chase the winning month?
Mr. Money Management.

 

[finman13]

Got to be San Diego state. The line doesn't make sense to me.

 

[exploited17]

He loves the late games
He gets all day to try and sell it lol
I think he cares more about that then actually picking a winner

 

[Tuesday]

He loves the late games
He gets all day to try and sell it lol
I think he cares more about that then actually picking a winner

Haha yeah, ? capper lang scamming hard all day today into the late night game trying to chase back his losing month and losing year - definitely back to back 200+ dimers for link a dink lang a tang to ?? away.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Got to be San Diego state. The line doesn't make sense to me.

I agree.

I'd be shocked if he's not on SDSU.

 

[vinnyvegas]

Hope like hell he’s on SDST. Home Ranked DOG

I absolutely love Fresno St

 

[sniperpicks]

Lang’s getting his breakfast pushed back up his area right now

 

[Tuesday]

Lang’s getting his breakfast pushed back up his area right now

Thank you for confirming Sniper, GOGOGO FRESNO???

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Let the celebration begin! ?

Hopefully the "Greatest Big Game Handicapper In The World, will bless us with another 200 Dime play again on Sunday.