The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[Tuesday]

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60 Dime UP THE ANTE, more like UP YOUR ASS LANG!

Don't forget to blame the coaching staff and the players for another one of your losers.

Let me guess, Lang advised to buy it from -13 1/2 to -13.

Another day another fade winner!!! HA! HA!
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[proanalyser]

you fkers will pay, say thank you to coaching stupidity, Im fixing to stick two 100 dimers up your ass this weekend, then will see how you like it.

 

[Tuesday]

you fkers will pay, say thank you to coaching stupidity, Im fixing to stick two 100 dimers up your ass this weekend, then will see how you like it.

Boo hoo?

 

[finman13]

Douche bag probably on stanford plus 10 but of course buy up.

 

[finman13]

you fkers will pay, say thank you to coaching stupidity, Im fixing to stick two 100 dimers up your ass this weekend, then will see how you like it.

 

[finman13]

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You are definitely Lucy Brandon.

 

[finman13]

you fkers will pay, say thank you to coaching stupidity, Im fixing to stick two 100 dimers up your ass this weekend, then will see how you like it.

No thanks, but would like to say thank you to the dumbest handicapper the Earth has ever known.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2021 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 460 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER DOWN $4,600 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$6,595)

PAID PICKS: 151-145-5 / 51.0%

-Lang by Month-

JAN: 12-18, -534 DIMES
FEB: 17-12, +0.5 DIMES
MAR: 15-16, -109.5 DIMES
APR: 21-9-1, +704.5 DIMES
MAY: 14-16-1, +73 DIMES
JUN: 17-12-1, +6.5 DIMES
JUL: 12-15, +42.5 DIMES
AUG: 16-13-1, +282.5 DIMES
SEP: 14-15, -284.5 DIMES
OCT: 12-16-1, -503 DIMES
NOV: 1-3, -138.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-

WEEK 01: 12/29 to 1/4, (3W-4L) -204 DIMES (1W-3L -271.5 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/4)
WEEK 02: 1/5 to 1/11, (2W-5L) -386 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/12 to 1/18, (3W-3L) -62.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/19 to 1/25, (4W-3L) +121.5 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/26 to 2/1, (3W-4L) +104.5 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/2 to 2/8, (5W-3L) -83 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/9 to 2/15, (3W-4L) -122.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/16 to 2/22, (5W-2L) +101 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/23 to 3/1, (4W-3L) +90 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/2 to 3/8, (3W-4L) -125 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/9 to 3/15, (4W-3L) -15 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/16 to 3/22, (3W-4L) -105 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/23 to 3/29, (4W-3L) +215 DIMES
WEEK 14: 3/30 to 4/5, (5W-3L) +68 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/6 to 4/12, (3W-4L) -103 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/13 to 4/19, (5W-2L) +275 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/20 to 4/26, (6W-1L) +360 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/27 to 5/3, (2W-3L-2P) -66 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/4 to 5/10, (3W-4L) -77.5 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/11 to 5/17, (4W-3L) +65 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/18 to 5/24, (4W-3L) +129.5 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/25 to 5/31, (3W-4L) +22 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/1 to 6/7, (5W-2L) +124 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/8 to 6/14, (5W-1L-1P) +170 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/15 to 6/21, (2W-5L) -171.5 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/22 to 6/28, (4W-3L) +24 DIMES
WEEK 27: 6/29 to 7/5, (2W-5L) -311 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/6 to 7/12, (3W-2L) +87 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/13 to 7/19, (4W-1L) +280 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/20 to 7/26, (3W-4L) -21 DIMES
WEEK 31: 7/27 to 8/2, (3W-4L) -42.5 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/3 to 8/9, (3W-4L) +54 DIMES
WEEK 33: 8/10 to 8/16, (4W-2L) +70 DIMES
WEEK 34: 8/17 to 8/23, (3W-4L) -6 DIMES
WEEK 35: 8/24 to 8/30, (3W-3L-1P) +24.5 DIMES
WEEK 36: 8/31 to 9/6, (3W-4L) -154 DIMES
WEEK 37: 9/7 to 9/13, (3W-4L) -34.5 DIMES
WEEK 38: 9/14 to 9/20, (2W-4L) -276 DIMES
WEEK 39: 9/21 to 9/27, (5W-2L) +205 DIMES
WEEK 40: 9/28 to 10/4, (3W-4L) -92 DIMES
WEEK 41: 10/5 to 10/11, (1W-5L) -268 DIMES
WEEK 42: 10/12 to 10/18, (3W-3L) -196 DIMES
WEEK 43: 10/19 to 10/25, (3W-3L-1) +92 DIMES
WEEK 44: 10/26 to 11/1, (4W-3L) -79 DIMES
WEEK 45: 11/2 to 11/8, (1W-2L) -73.5 DIMES

-Lang Past 8 Years-

2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NFL PRE SEASON (2021)

5-3, +36 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 3-2
30 DIME: 1-0

NFL REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

9-11-1, -152.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 5-2
80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 3-4
40 DIME: 1-2
30 DIME: 0-0-1

NCAA FOOTBALL REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

9-12, -630.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
100 DIME: 4-5
60 DIME: 0-3
50 DIME: 0-2
30 DIME: 3-0
25 DIME: 2-1

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

0-1, -44 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

40 DIME: 0-1

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Well, you lay points with the home team, they make 2 trips inside their opponents 5 yard line in the 1st half and come away with zero points, you ain't covering.
I mean, UL Lafayette had 4th and 4 at the Georgia State 6 yard line on the first drive of the game and 4th and 2 at the GSU 4 yard line in the 2nd quarter.
To put it bluntly, I turned the game off and never looked again. Didn't need to.
Time to move on.
The bottom line: Need to step up and deliver the winning Friday, Saturday and Sunday.
We all know how hot I have been on NFL Sunday's this year winning 2 straight and 5 fo the last 6, so that will take care of itself.
The focus is on the winning Friday.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

We all know how hot I have been on NFL Sunday's this year winning 2 straight and 5 fo the last 6, so that will take care of itself.

Says the guy who is 9-11 and in the red this NFL season, like what day he makes the pick makes a difference, lol.

Such a fucking clown capper. ?

 

[Tuesday]

Ahaha clown capper really grasping at straws...?

 

[sniperpicks]

Lang thinks Stanford stands tall and loses by 9 or less

dog 9.5 is his play

Starts now

14-0 really quickly

 

[proanalyser]

Fuckin starting qb for stanford out. Fuck me he was supposed to play

 

[Tuesday]

Lang thinks Stanford stands tall and loses by 9 or less

dog 9.5 is his play

Starts now

14-0 really quickly

Thank you Sniper for confirming, GOGOGO UTAH?

 

[finman13]

Fuckin starting qb for stanford out. Fuck me he was supposed to play

Hey pro anal. Boston college situationally was the play tonight asshat you suck. Predictably a square like you is on Stanford . 9 total yards. Why dont you pay me for picks?

 

[finman13]

Well, you lay points with the home team, they make 2 trips inside their opponents 5 yard line in the 1st half and come away with zero points, you ain't covering.
I mean, UL Lafayette had 4th and 4 at the Georgia State 6 yard line on the first drive of the game and 4th and 2 at the GSU 4 yard line in the 2nd quarter.
To put it bluntly, I turned the game off and never looked again. Didn't need to.
Time to move on.
The bottom line: Need to step up and deliver the winning Friday, Saturday and Sunday.
We all know how hot I have been on NFL Sunday's this year winning 2 straight and 5 fo the last 6, so that will take care of itself.
The focus is on the winning Friday.

What you need to do Brandon is stick to delivering food if you can even do that. You suck at handicapping and you are a lying sack of shit that practices beastiallity. disgusting.

 

[finman13]

What you need to do Brandon is stick to delivering food if you can even do that. You suck at handicapping and you are a lying sack of shit that practices beastiallity. disgusting.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

What the fuck are you posting finman?

Keep ALL political shit out of this thread!!!!

Who the fuck are you anyway, Doggie?

 

[Tuesday]

Haha sounds like doggie except for the political part must have got his threads mixed up.