The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[finman13]

Lang sticks his thumb up his ass and pilfers a celtics first half pick.

 

[finman13]

"I love when those mother fuckers win outright." Unfortunately, your bankroll doesn't because you never release a moneyline dog you complete fucking douchebag idiot.

 

[seth]

He's bragging about easy money again. The desperation to scam and lie is embarrassing

 

[RidgeRider]

The Two for Your Money Podcast is done too! He's gone through 5-6 hosts in the last 2.5 years. Who's next under a different name?
The "Cappers" TV show filmed and supposed to be put on shit stained "Pluto TV" over 18 months ago never dropped.
Go back to delivering food via Uber Eats and Caddying you LOSER / LIAR / SCAMMER!!!

 

[Fica]

The Pick: My 75 Dime winner is the Warriors 1st Half

The Line: The current line is +4 at the majority of books in Vegas and offshore as of 10:30 AM EST. Be sure to shop around for the best line available.

 

[StackinGreen]

The Two for Your Money Podcast is done too! He's gone through 5-6 hosts in the last 2.5 years. Who's next under a different name?

Did they get into a fight? That barely lasted 3 months.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2025 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 274 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $2,740 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$4,735)

PAID PICKS: 65-59-2 / 52.4%

-Lang by Month 2024-
JAN: 14-17 -399 DIMES
FEB: 16-12-1 +274.5 DIMES
MAR: 14-17 -745 DIMES
APR: 12-17 -74.75 DIMES
MAY: 14-17 -450 DIMES
JUN: 12-15 -676 DIMES
JUL: 10-17 -936.75 DIMES
AUG: 17-13-1 +269.75 DIMES
SEP: 17-13 -60 DIMES
OCT: 17-13-1 -58.5 DIMES
NOV: 15-15 -623.5 DIMES
DEC: 14-16 -877 DIMES
-Lang by Month 2025-
JAN: 17-14 +55.5 DIMES
FEB: 15-13-1 -191 DIMES
MAR: 14-16-1 -252.5 DIMES
APR: 16-14 +86.5 DIMES
MAY: 3-2 +27.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/31 to 1/6, (4W-3L) +228 DIMES (4W-2L +393 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/6)
WEEK 01: 1/7 to 1/13, (3W-4L) -375 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/14 to 1/20, (2W-5L) -485 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/21 to 1/27, (5W-2L) +407.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/28 to 2/3, (6W-1L) +390 DIMES
WEEK 05: 2/4 to 2/10, (4W-4L) +70 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/11 to 2/17, (4W-3L) -97.5 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/18 to 2/24, (2W-4L-1P) -313.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/25 to 3/3, (3W-4L) -270 DIMES
WEEK 09: 3/4 to 3/10, (4W-3L) -30 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/11 to 3/17, (3W-4L) +72.5 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/18 to 3/24, (3W-4L) -162.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/25 to 3/31, (3W-3L-1P) +12.5 DIMES
WEEK 13: 4/1 to 4/7, (4W-3L) +47.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/8 to 4/14, (3W-4L) -21 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/15 to 4/21, (4W-3L) +212.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/22 to 4/28, (4W-3L) -145 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/29 to 5/5, (4W-3L) +20 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2024-'25)

3-8, -228.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME:2-0
75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 1-6

NBA PLAYOFFS (2024-'25)

12-8, +137.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
150 DIME: 1-2
100 DIME: 6-1
75 DIME: 4-3
50 DIME: 1-1

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2025)

4-4, +1.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 1-1
50 DIME: 3-2

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 12+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 15,403.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $154,035 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x13 = -$179,970)

-Lang Past 12+ Years-
2025: NEGATIVE 274 DIMES (01/01/25 to 05/05/25)
2024: NEGATIVE 4,358.75 DIMES
2023: NEGATIVE 1,901.25 DIMES
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG'S PICK: GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS +4 (FIRST HALF)

Just kept it rolling last night as my 75 dime 1st half play on the Celtics (-5) is easy money as they run away in the 2nd quarter for the 61-45 halftime winner.
Nice not to have to sweat the absolute madness of Boston blowing the 20-point 3rd quarter lead with missed 3-pointer after missed 3-pointer.
And forget about the OKC meltdown up 11 with just over 4 minutes to go in that one.
I am pretty dialed in with gauging these 1st half plays and tonight I feel pretty damn good with how I feel the first 30 minutes will go between the Warriors and T'wolves tonight.
As for Sunday, not much to say that the 100 dime winner didn't say for me on with Indiana Pacers (+8) delivering the outright win in Cleveland 121-112.
I am now 9-1 my last 10 with 100 dime releases and the playoff run is now 11-5 my last 16.
Have to keep it going tonight with playoff winner #3 in a row.
I am pretty confident with this 1st half play and it will result in playoff winner #13 of 19.
Let's go.

 

[steve021]

The Pick: My 100 Dime winner is the Celtics 1st Half

The Line: The current line is -6 1/2 at the majority of books in Vegas and offshore as of 10:30 AM EST. Be sure to shop around for the best line available.

 

[carlitosway]

The Pick: My 100 Dime winner is the Celtics 1st Half

The Line: The current line is -6 1/2 at the majority of books in Vegas and offshore as of 10:30 AM EST. Be sure to shop around for the best line available.

Shit head rolling on these FHs.

 

[steve021]

Shit head rolling on these FHs.

Here’s his expert analysis


My Analysis

If it ain't broke, then don't fu@#@king try and fix it.

Sportsfans, I handed you a 1st half 75 dime winner on Monday with these same Celtics in game one and they delivered big time.

They outscored the Knicks 35-20 in the 2nd quarter for the 61-45 halftime lead.

That is now the 3rd straight meeting in Boston the Celtics have hammered the Knicks in the 1st half.

The first one at home was the season opener on October 22nd and the Celtics hammered them 132-109 blasting them in the 1st quarter 43-24.

They led at the half 74-55.

The 2nd meeting in Boston on February 23rd was the same story as the Celtics destroyed them 118-105 hammering them in the 1st quarter again 38-19.

They led 64-43 at the half.

And again, Monday night 61-45.

Now what makes this halftime play tonight more appealing is how Boston went out and embarrassed themselves in the 2nd half on Monday.

That 16 point halftime lead would grow to 20 in the 3rd quarter before the whole Celtics team couldn't hit water if they fell out of a fu@$@%%king boat.

They sufferered one of the worst 2nd half playoff collaspes we've seen, until the Cavs last night, but that's a different story.

Were talking about a team that went 15 of 60 from behind arc with 45 of those shots being uncontested.

Folks, "uncontested" means nobody on you, wide open, like your in a gym by yourself just shooting shots.

And these idiots missed 45 of them!!!!!!!!

They ended up losing the game outright 108-105.

In game two tonight I fully expect them to do exactly what the Cavs did in their game 2 last night after losing game one.....come out with fire in their eyes.

Cleveland raced out to a 32-15 first quarter lead and coasted to the 52-40 halftime lead.

I see these Celtics doing the same thing because I don't see them missing 45 shots from deep. Not 2 games in a row.

Ride the Celtics to a double digit margin in the 1st half tonight.

 

[StackinGreen]

Lol, tonight's its going over 210.

Watch NY keep it close, dude loves 1H now. Then Celtics win by double digits at the end haaaa

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2025 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 199 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $1,990 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$3,985)

PAID PICKS: 66-59-2 / 52.8%

-Lang by Month 2024-
JAN: 14-17 -399 DIMES
FEB: 16-12-1 +274.5 DIMES
MAR: 14-17 -745 DIMES
APR: 12-17 -74.75 DIMES
MAY: 14-17 -450 DIMES
JUN: 12-15 -676 DIMES
JUL: 10-17 -936.75 DIMES
AUG: 17-13-1 +269.75 DIMES
SEP: 17-13 -60 DIMES
OCT: 17-13-1 -58.5 DIMES
NOV: 15-15 -623.5 DIMES
DEC: 14-16 -877 DIMES
-Lang by Month 2025-
JAN: 17-14 +55.5 DIMES
FEB: 15-13-1 -191 DIMES
MAR: 14-16-1 -252.5 DIMES
APR: 16-14 +86.5 DIMES
MAY: 4-2 +102.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/31 to 1/6, (4W-3L) +228 DIMES (4W-2L +393 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/6)
WEEK 01: 1/7 to 1/13, (3W-4L) -375 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/14 to 1/20, (2W-5L) -485 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/21 to 1/27, (5W-2L) +407.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/28 to 2/3, (6W-1L) +390 DIMES
WEEK 05: 2/4 to 2/10, (4W-4L) +70 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/11 to 2/17, (4W-3L) -97.5 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/18 to 2/24, (2W-4L-1P) -313.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/25 to 3/3, (3W-4L) -270 DIMES
WEEK 09: 3/4 to 3/10, (4W-3L) -30 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/11 to 3/17, (3W-4L) +72.5 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/18 to 3/24, (3W-4L) -162.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/25 to 3/31, (3W-3L-1P) +12.5 DIMES
WEEK 13: 4/1 to 4/7, (4W-3L) +47.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/8 to 4/14, (3W-4L) -21 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/15 to 4/21, (4W-3L) +212.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/22 to 4/28, (4W-3L) -145 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/29 to 5/5, (4W-3L) +20 DIMES
WEEK 18: 5/6 to 5/12, (1W-0L) +75 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2024-'25)

3-8, -228.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME:2-0
75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 1-6

NBA PLAYOFFS (2024-'25)

13-8, +212.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
150 DIME: 1-2
100 DIME: 6-1
75 DIME: 5-3
50 DIME: 1-1

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2025)

4-4, +1.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 1-1
50 DIME: 3-2

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 12+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 15,328.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $153,285 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x13 = -$179,220)

-Lang Past 12+ Years-
2025: NEGATIVE 199 DIMES (01/01/25 to 05/06/25)
2024: NEGATIVE 4,358.75 DIMES
2023: NEGATIVE 1,901.25 DIMES
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG'S PICK: BOSTON CELTICS -6 1/2 or -7 (FIRST HALF)

Well, the whole world thought they were going to go in there and get blown out but not yours truly and the 75 Dime 1st half play on the Warriors was money in the bank.
The fact Steph Curry went out with 6 minutes to go in the 2nd quarter and they still locked down the T'wolves was beyond impressive.
And they ended up shutting up Mr. Big Mouth Anthony Edwards with the outright win.
Last night was great.
Let's move on.
Don't look now but last that was playoff winner #3 in a row and now it's time hand you my hottest release I have going: this 100 dimer.
On Sunday not much to say that the 100 dime winner #2 in a row didn't say for me on the Pacers (+8) delivering the outright win in Cleveland 121-112.
I am now 9-1 my last 10 with 100 dime releases and with the Warriors first half last night, the playoff run is now 13-6 my last 19.
Have to keep it going tonight.
A pair of game ones involving the Knicks at Boston and the Nuggets at OKC.
Both are huge lines and both are expected to be blowouts.
I have once again isolated a 1st half play that is money in the bank,
I am pretty confident it will result in 100 dime winner #3 in a row, playoff winner #4 in a row and playoff winner #14 of 20.
Let's go.

 

[finman13]

This is how idiots lose money. "If it aint broke don't fix it:.
Every game is independent. This moron just rides whatever is hot. Has no brain chemistry to think things through.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

I love how EVERY play now is just a 1st half play.
Lang getting lucky and pretending he knows what he's doing.
History shows he is ass in the NBA.
He probably stealing someone else's picks.