The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[carlitosway]

And how does he suddenly know how to play 1st Half? Do you think he is copying plays from another capper?

Lucky streak. Once it ends he'll be a mess again.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 12+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 15,053.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $150,535 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x13 = -$176,470)

-Lang Past 12+ Years-
2025: POSITIVE 76 DIMES (01/01/25 to 05/09/25)
2024: NEGATIVE 4,358.75 DIMES
2023: NEGATIVE 1,901.25 DIMES
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Playoff winner #7 in a row is the biggest of them all with this 200 dimer today.
Last night put #6 in a row in the bag with the 75 dimer on OKC 1st Half (-3) 56-51 over Denver and the last 5 have been 1st half money makers.
Felt so good to have my money in the bank and then watch the 2nd half relaxed.
The defensive breakdown to leave Gordon wide open for the tying 3 was beyond belief. They young Thunder should be up 3-0 and instead, now down 2-1.
However, that was yesterday and I have bigger fish to fry today.
PLAYOFF WINNER #7 IN A ROW
And it's Upping the Ante with this 150 dimer.
There isn't a handicapper in this world right now this hot.
Take a look for yourself.
100 Dime Winner Sunday With The Pacers (+8) outright over the Cavs.
75 Dime Winner Monday With The Celtics 1st Half Over Knicks.
75 Dime Winner Tuesday With The Warriors 1st half Over T'Wolves.
100 Dime Winner Wednesday With The Celtics 1st Half (-6') over Knicks.
100 Dime Winner Thursday With The T'Wolves 1st Half (-7) over Warriors
75 Dime Winner Friday With The Thunder 1st Half (-2') over Nuggets
So here we go. This 150 dime winner is on the table now!!!!
Oh, and it's Playoff winner #7 in a row in your lap right now.
Let's go.

 

[Fica]

The Pick: My 150 Dime winner is the T'wolves.

The Line: The current line is -5 at the majority of books in Vegas and offshore as of 8:40 AM EST. Be sure to shop around for the best line available.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

I only saw the TWolves at -5 1/2 or -6, all day, at the majority of books I look at.
This should be a 165 Dime loser for clown boy.
I don't see anything posted on that shit website of his.

 

[phelps123]

The moment he left 1st Half plays, he losses

 

[Fica]

Hopefully the start of a good fade run...

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang's clients are down $16,000 the past 4 years in the NBA Playoffs yet he cherry picks the last 23 games to claim he's up $4,600???

What a dirty, scamming piece of shit he is.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2025 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 89 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $890 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$2,885)

PAID PICKS: 69-60-2 / 53.4%

-Lang by Month 2024-
JAN: 14-17 -399 DIMES
FEB: 16-12-1 +274.5 DIMES
MAR: 14-17 -745 DIMES
APR: 12-17 -74.75 DIMES
MAY: 14-17 -450 DIMES
JUN: 12-15 -676 DIMES
JUL: 10-17 -936.75 DIMES
AUG: 17-13-1 +269.75 DIMES
SEP: 17-13 -60 DIMES
OCT: 17-13-1 -58.5 DIMES
NOV: 15-15 -623.5 DIMES
DEC: 14-16 -877 DIMES
-Lang by Month 2025-
JAN: 17-14 +55.5 DIMES
FEB: 15-13-1 -191 DIMES
MAR: 14-16-1 -252.5 DIMES
APR: 16-14 +86.5 DIMES
MAY: 7-3 +212.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/31 to 1/6, (4W-3L) +228 DIMES (4W-2L +393 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/6)
WEEK 01: 1/7 to 1/13, (3W-4L) -375 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/14 to 1/20, (2W-5L) -485 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/21 to 1/27, (5W-2L) +407.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/28 to 2/3, (6W-1L) +390 DIMES
WEEK 05: 2/4 to 2/10, (4W-4L) +70 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/11 to 2/17, (4W-3L) -97.5 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/18 to 2/24, (2W-4L-1P) -313.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/25 to 3/3, (3W-4L) -270 DIMES
WEEK 09: 3/4 to 3/10, (4W-3L) -30 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/11 to 3/17, (3W-4L) +72.5 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/18 to 3/24, (3W-4L) -162.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/25 to 3/31, (3W-3L-1P) +12.5 DIMES
WEEK 13: 4/1 to 4/7, (4W-3L) +47.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/8 to 4/14, (3W-4L) -21 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/15 to 4/21, (4W-3L) +212.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/22 to 4/28, (4W-3L) -145 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/29 to 5/5, (4W-3L) +20 DIMES
WEEK 18: 5/6 to 5/12, (4W-1L) +185 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2024-'25)

3-8, -228.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME:2-0
75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 1-6

NBA PLAYOFFS (2024-'25)

16-9, +322.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
150 DIME: 1-3
100 DIME: 8-1
75 DIME: 6-3
50 DIME: 1-1

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2025)

4-4, +1.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 1-1
50 DIME: 3-2

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 12+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 15,218.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $152,185 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x13 = -$178,120)

-Lang Past 12+ Years-
2025: NEGATIVE 89 DIMES (01/01/25 to 05/10/25)
2024: NEGATIVE 4,358.75 DIMES
2023: NEGATIVE 1,901.25 DIMES
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

I could see it coming a mile away and if I could have crawled inside my TV and try and stop it I would have.
Up 8 with 11 seconds to go Jimmy Butler misses the 3 and Jonathon Kuminga grabs the offensive rebound, dribbles out to the 3 line and with 5 seconds to go.......
Seriously, a backdoor meaningless 3 to bring down my 7th straight playoff winner!!!!!!
Trust me folks, been on the other side of it and I would be lying if I didn't say it feels a whole lot better to win than lose, but won't let it take away from this overall run.
After the winning April, the numbers don't lie here in the month of May.
I am 6-1 my last 7 NBA playoff releases:
MAY - 2025
7-3
I am 16-7 my last 23 NBA Releases:
- $10 Bettors up $4,600 last 23 NBA Releases -
Those 2 numbers above is all you need to know about the type of run I have gone on to start the month of May and the last 3 1/2 weeks.
Today I look to keep it going with a 6th straight 1st half play and I have isolated the Thunder/Nuggets game 4 in Denver early this afternoon.
So here we go. Playoff winner #7 of 8 is in your lap right now.
Let's go.

 

[sniperpicks]

Short term Fact - he been nuclear hot for a bit

also fact - red debt still


Eternal fact - He will lose more and remain a turd burgler

 

[savage1]

Short term Fact - he been nuclear hot for a bit

also fact - red debt still


Eternal fact - He will lose more and remain a turd burgler

Lang:

"I am this, I am that over this or that period of short-term time, blah, blah, blah!!"

For some "inexplicable reason," Lang doesn't want to reveal his daily, weekly, monthly, yearly, and cumulative record compiled and

documented by Pimp!!

Can someone fill me in on why he doesn't reveal this??

Is it merely an "oversight," and/or because he is modest and doesn't want to "brag" about it?? lol

 

[carlitosway]

Kuminga 3 point dagger off a rebound to get through the backdoor. The power of the MUSH glad he moved off his FH plays.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

He won back 50 today with OKC first half.

 

[carlitosway]

Had a feeling he'd go back to that option.

 

[Buckeyefan80]

Of course he’s sticking with 1H plays And it 100% has to be Celtics. NY hasn’t covered a 1H yet this series and he hasn’t lost going with Celtics 1H this series.

 

[StackinGreen]

The power of the MUSH glad he moved off his FH plays.

The oldest rule in the book, even though he should have hit: don't go against a streak. Now he got "50" back. Loser coming tonight. Book it.

*Tonight, he claims "1H play #8 in a row" with Knicks/Celtics