The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

When you are as hot as I am it's time.
And it's as big as it will ever get.
Well I will be honest with you: When Jason Tatum showed up in the starting lineup for Boston, I was fu#$#king pissed.
For 2 days Jason Tatum was listed out. Friday listed as doubtful. Then 3 hours before game time he was upgraded to questionable.
Then to everyone's surprise, 45 minutes before tip.......HE IS PLAYING!!!!!!!
And you want me to believe Jesus came to Orlando and went into the locker room and touched him he was healed??? Get the fu@#@k out of here.
Well it didn't matter as Orlando stepped up and played their ass off and delivered 100 dime winner #7 in a row with the 95-93 outright win. Karma is a bitch baby!!!
Don't look now but that is now playoff winner #7 out of the last 8 and brings us to the big one today. I'm talking as big as it ever gets for me on my website.
THE ULTRA RARE 200 DIME RELEASE
Let's be clear here. There is nobody on the planet earth hotter than I am in the NBA playoffs. I MEAN NOBODY.
I just hit my 7th straight 100 dime winner.
I just hit playoff winner #7 of the last 8.
A roll like that builds the bankroll pretty damn fast.
Last 8 Days $10 Bettor Has Made $5,350
Nothing more to say. Nothing more to do.
Max Wager 200 dimer is on the table now. Simple as that.
Let's go.

 

[seth]

What a surprise, a 200 dimer on a Saturday

 

[StackinGreen]

What a surprise, a 200 dimer on a Saturday

200? He's hot ... but he lost after 6, then got another. Hmm

Denver? Nope. He's on the Clips (home).

 

[Buckeyefan80]

Yep. No way he goes against the clips, which won for him recently.

 

[Fica]

The Pick: My 200 Dime winner is the Los Angeles Clippers

The Line: The current line is -6 at the majority of books in Vegas and offshore as of 9:15 AM EST. Be sure to shop around for the best line available.

Update: At 11:30 am eastern time, the Clippers are -6 1/2 points.

 

[steve021]

good call by my fellow Ohioan

The Pick: My 200 Dime winner is the Los Angeles Clippers

The Line: The current line is -6 at the majority of books in Vegas and offshore as of 9:15 AM EST. Be sure to shop around for the best line available.

Update: At 11:30 am eastern time, the Clippers are -6 1/2 points.

My Analysis

Somewhere he is smiling ear to ear.

Fired Denver head coach Mike Malone is sitting in his house saying to himself, "I told you so. The team you gave me this year was going nowhere."

The man did everything he could to motivate them but to no avail, it inevitably got him fired.

And now you have a child running the team who has absolutely no fucking clue what he is doing and it shows.

His team would be down 3-0 if not for Kawhi doing "unlike" Kawhi things in game one but hey, Kawhi is allowed to have a bad game every once in a while.

However, the 2-time Finals MVP has been absolutely unstoppable in games 2 and 3 and the Nuggets have no answer for him or this LA team right now.

Their best player Nikola Jokic is being defended by the one guy in the league equipped to slow him down, LA big man Ivica Zubac.

He has held him to 26 points in game one and 23 in game 2. That isn't going to get it done.

Besides Jokic, Jamal Murray is playing banged up, Michael Porter Jr is playing banged up, Aaron Gordon is playing banged up.

Behind the scenes Russell Westbrook is complaining about his minutes and becoming the cancer to a team he is known to be.

And all you need to know about the state of the Nuggets is to watch their body language throughout game 3 which will carry over to game 4 here.

This Denver team is a dead man walking and the organization thinking, "Hey, let's put this kid David Adleman in charge" would be the answer....fuck no.

You think the Denver players are listening to this 43 year old guy in the huddles with any respect whatsoever?????

Adleman has no clue with his rotations or anything else he should do and Tyronne Lue is coaching circles around him.

Lue has to look over to their bench and just say, "Thank god that isn't Mike Malone. Thanks Denver."

The Clippers smell blood in the water and they will come even more ready to destroy this dysfunctional team and dysfunctional franchise.

This Denver team has been living on borrowed time since firing Malone and that time is up as the sand in the hour glass is quickly pouring out.

And they will be down 3-1 after another double digit win by LA.

The Clippers go to 18-3 their last 21 SU and 17-4 ATS with another dominant win.

Lay it with confidence in La La Land tonight.

Yep. No way he goes against the clips, which won for him recently.

 

[steve021]

Lang dead on with his analysis tonight, clips only down by 20 after 3

 

[seth]

Wonder who will get the blame for this?

 

[Fica]

Damn…I hate it when that happens

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

"THE ULTRA RARE 200 DIME RELEASE
Let's be clear here. There is nobody on the planet earth hotter than I am in the NBA playoffs. I MEAN NOBODY."

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2025 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 234 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $2,340 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$4,335)

PAID PICKS: 60-55-2 / 52.1%

-Lang by Month 2024-
JAN: 14-17 -399 DIMES
FEB: 16-12-1 +274.5 DIMES
MAR: 14-17 -745 DIMES
APR: 12-17 -74.75 DIMES
MAY: 14-17 -450 DIMES
JUN: 12-15 -676 DIMES
JUL: 10-17 -936.75 DIMES
AUG: 17-13-1 +269.75 DIMES
SEP: 17-13 -60 DIMES
OCT: 17-13-1 -58.5 DIMES
NOV: 15-15 -623.5 DIMES
DEC: 14-16 -877 DIMES
-Lang by Month 2025-
JAN: 17-14 +55.5 DIMES
FEB: 15-13-1 -191 DIMES
MAR: 14-16-1 -252.5 DIMES
APR: 14-12 +154 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/31 to 1/6, (4W-3L) +228 DIMES (4W-2L +393 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/6)
WEEK 01: 1/7 to 1/13, (3W-4L) -375 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/14 to 1/20, (2W-5L) -485 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/21 to 1/27, (5W-2L) +407.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/28 to 2/3, (6W-1L) +390 DIMES
WEEK 05: 2/4 to 2/10, (4W-4L) +70 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/11 to 2/17, (4W-3L) -97.5 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/18 to 2/24, (2W-4L-1P) -313.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/25 to 3/3, (3W-4L) -270 DIMES
WEEK 09: 3/4 to 3/10, (4W-3L) -30 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/11 to 3/17, (3W-4L) +72.5 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/18 to 3/24, (3W-4L) -162.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/25 to 3/31, (3W-3L-1P) +12.5 DIMES
WEEK 13: 4/1 to 4/7, (4W-3L) +47.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/8 to 4/14, (3W-4L) -21 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/15 to 4/21, (4W-3L) +212.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/22 to 4/28, (3W-2L) -85 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2024-'25)

3-8, -228.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME:2-0
75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 1-6

NBA PLAYOFFS (2024-'25)

7-4, +177.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
150 DIME: 1-1
100 DIME: 4-0
75 DIME: 2-1
50 DIME: 0-1

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2025)

4-4, +1.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 1-1
50 DIME: 3-2

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 12+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 15,363.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $153,635 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x13 = -$179,570)

-Lang Past 12+ Years-
2025: NEGATIVE 234 DIMES (01/01/25 to 04/26/25)
2024: NEGATIVE 4,358.75 DIMES
2023: NEGATIVE 1,901.25 DIMES
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[savage1]

One would think after all of the consecutive weeks, months and years of losing, Lang would have learned by now that putting

out a max. playunit play between two teams based mostly on the last game between them, when the line is inflated like it was

yesterday in the Denver/ Clippers game is not a very productive way to win!!

Sure it is easy to say after the game is over, but really Clippers -7 over Denver based on one blowout the game before and when Denver's

backs are against the wall, not wanting to go 1-3 in the series!!

Over time, Las Vegas, the offshores and locals clean up on logic like this and especially so when people like Lang make huge plays

like Lang does!!

If you don't believe it, just check out Pimp's immaculate record keeping and check out Lang's cumulative deficit amassed over the years!!
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[PimpyMcPimp]

That's what happens when you come out flat and don't give a shit for 3 quarters!!!
Felt great about the way I handicapped game 4 between Denver/Clippers coming with a rare 200 dime move on LA.
Then I watched the intensity in which the Clippers played the first quarter with and knew something was up and boy was I right.
Had LA come out and started the game with the same sense of urgency they had coming back from 22 down in the 4th quarter, it's a difference conversation today.
However, they didn't and now I am 7-2 my last 9 NBA playoff releases as I look to hand you this 8th straight 100 dime winner today.
This release, after OKC Tuesday, Houston Rockets on Wednesday and the Orlando Magic on Friday is set for #8 in a row today.
What a run folks. What a run.
It's time for #8 in a row right now. Nothing more to say. Nothing more to do.
Let's go.

 

[seth]

He's lost 200 and 150 dimer so he immediately goes back to his 100 dimer and his little run he's on with them. It's embarrassing

 

[sniperpicks]

What’s run. What’s run. 8 in a row. ~ LANG


Facts

he is red assed and red debt as usual and his buyers that tail him get groceries at the 99 cent store

 

[Fica]

The Pick: My 100 Dime winner is the Milwaukee Bucks.

The Line: The current line is -4 1/2 at the majority of books in Vegas and offshore as of 9:15 AM EST. Be sure to shop around for the best line available.

 

[carlitosway]

"THE ULTRA RARE 200 DIME RELEASE
Let's be clear here. There is nobody on the planet earth hotter than I am in the NBA playoffs. I MEAN NOBODY."

Piss poor money management bites him hard in the dick again. Another huge 200 Dime loser

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

What a run folks. What a run.

Eat shit Lang, ya fucking lifelong loser.