The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2025 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 344 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $3,440 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$5,435)

PAID PICKS: 60-56-2 / 51.7%

-Lang by Month 2024-
JAN: 14-17 -399 DIMES
FEB: 16-12-1 +274.5 DIMES
MAR: 14-17 -745 DIMES
APR: 12-17 -74.75 DIMES
MAY: 14-17 -450 DIMES
JUN: 12-15 -676 DIMES
JUL: 10-17 -936.75 DIMES
AUG: 17-13-1 +269.75 DIMES
SEP: 17-13 -60 DIMES
OCT: 17-13-1 -58.5 DIMES
NOV: 15-15 -623.5 DIMES
DEC: 14-16 -877 DIMES
-Lang by Month 2025-
JAN: 17-14 +55.5 DIMES
FEB: 15-13-1 -191 DIMES
MAR: 14-16-1 -252.5 DIMES
APR: 14-13 +44 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/31 to 1/6, (4W-3L) +228 DIMES (4W-2L +393 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/6)
WEEK 01: 1/7 to 1/13, (3W-4L) -375 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/14 to 1/20, (2W-5L) -485 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/21 to 1/27, (5W-2L) +407.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/28 to 2/3, (6W-1L) +390 DIMES
WEEK 05: 2/4 to 2/10, (4W-4L) +70 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/11 to 2/17, (4W-3L) -97.5 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/18 to 2/24, (2W-4L-1P) -313.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/25 to 3/3, (3W-4L) -270 DIMES
WEEK 09: 3/4 to 3/10, (4W-3L) -30 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/11 to 3/17, (3W-4L) +72.5 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/18 to 3/24, (3W-4L) -162.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/25 to 3/31, (3W-3L-1P) +12.5 DIMES
WEEK 13: 4/1 to 4/7, (4W-3L) +47.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/8 to 4/14, (3W-4L) -21 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/15 to 4/21, (4W-3L) +212.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/22 to 4/28, (3W-3L) -195 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2024-'25)

3-8, -228.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME:2-0
75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 1-6

NBA PLAYOFFS (2024-'25)

7-5, +67.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
150 DIME: 1-1
100 DIME: 4-1
75 DIME: 2-1
50 DIME: 0-1

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2025)

4-4, +1.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 1-1
50 DIME: 3-2

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 12+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 15,473.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $154,735 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x13 = -$180,670)

-Lang Past 12+ Years-
2025: NEGATIVE 344 DIMES (01/01/25 to 04/27/25)
2024: NEGATIVE 4,358.75 DIMES
2023: NEGATIVE 1,901.25 DIMES
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[StackinGreen]

I'm gonna get'em again tonight!

 

[RidgeRider]

If Lang doesn't close the month with winners in 2 of the last 3 days or all 3 days he'll have lost 13 of the last 16 months. The guy is a stone cold loser!
He also has been touting this show called, "Cappers", on most of his radio interviews non stop that was supposed to come out right after the Super Bowl in March of 2024. What the hell happened to that? Did the low budget 2 episodes he says they shot get shit canned? Maybe they found out some of the people used on his site and for the 2 episodes were made up people or Lang had such a bad reputation they had to dump the project.

 

[Fica]

The Pick: My 50 Dime winner is the Rockets 1st half.

The Line: The current line is +2 at the majority of books in Vegas and offshore as of 9:15 AM EST. Be sure to shop around for the best line available.

 

[sniperpicks]

Nothing says —— I suck and am afraid to bet , Like selling a 50 dimer NBA

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG'S PICK: HOUSTON ROCKETS +2 (1ST HALF)

As soon as Damian Lillard went down in the 1st quarter, I turned the game off.
GAME. SET. MATCH.
And that my friends is how 100 dime winner #8 in a row goes by the wayside.
After reeling off 6 straight NBA playoff winners I can't deliver the big weekend as the Friday, Saturday, Sunday swing produces the 1-2 result.
The Clippers Saturday was just a bad call. Just the wrong side of the game but the Bucks Sunday, the injury to Lillard was devastating.
Let's move on.
Still a rock solid run here banging home 7 of my last 10 in the NBA playoffs and it's a winning month with 3 days to go.
It's my job to close this month with 3 straight winners and I start it with a 50 dime 1st
half play on the Rockets/Warriors tonight.
Let's go.

 

[carlitosway]

Nothing says —— I suck and am afraid to bet , Like selling a 50 dimer NBA

And a first-half play to boot.

 

[seth]

When he wins he brags about it for months. When he loses its "Let's move on"

 

[StackinGreen]

And a first-half play to boot.

Fade

 

[GLUCK2U]

Really? 1ST H?? What a wuss. Lang is a hoot

 

[finman13]

Really? 1ST H?? What a wuss. Lang is a hoot

A bet is a bet
If he loses first quarters it doesn't matter. He sucks overall

 

[finman13]

Shit brick won't touch magic game tomorrow. Its clippers or pistons game, so wait if you wish.

 

[finman13]

Shit brick won't touch magic game tomorrow. Its clippers or pistons game, so wait if you wish.

wrong! pacers game. is he going to take the low hanging fruit with the pacers?

 

[Fica]

The Pick: My 75 Dime winner is the Indiana Pacers.

The Line: The current line is -7 1/2 at the majority of books in Vegas and offshore as of 10:15 AM EST. Be sure to shop around for the best line available.

Update: At 1:30 PM EST, the line is -8.

 

[sniperpicks]

Low hanging fruits? Lang loves those type of Gurlz. Probably same criteria for his touts


he charges a mint for 10 seconds of handicap work

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2025 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 294 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $2,940 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$4,935)

PAID PICKS: 61-56-2 / 52.1%

-Lang by Month 2024-
JAN: 14-17 -399 DIMES
FEB: 16-12-1 +274.5 DIMES
MAR: 14-17 -745 DIMES
APR: 12-17 -74.75 DIMES
MAY: 14-17 -450 DIMES
JUN: 12-15 -676 DIMES
JUL: 10-17 -936.75 DIMES
AUG: 17-13-1 +269.75 DIMES
SEP: 17-13 -60 DIMES
OCT: 17-13-1 -58.5 DIMES
NOV: 15-15 -623.5 DIMES
DEC: 14-16 -877 DIMES
-Lang by Month 2025-
JAN: 17-14 +55.5 DIMES
FEB: 15-13-1 -191 DIMES
MAR: 14-16-1 -252.5 DIMES
APR: 15-13 +94 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/31 to 1/6, (4W-3L) +228 DIMES (4W-2L +393 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/6)
WEEK 01: 1/7 to 1/13, (3W-4L) -375 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/14 to 1/20, (2W-5L) -485 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/21 to 1/27, (5W-2L) +407.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/28 to 2/3, (6W-1L) +390 DIMES
WEEK 05: 2/4 to 2/10, (4W-4L) +70 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/11 to 2/17, (4W-3L) -97.5 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/18 to 2/24, (2W-4L-1P) -313.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/25 to 3/3, (3W-4L) -270 DIMES
WEEK 09: 3/4 to 3/10, (4W-3L) -30 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/11 to 3/17, (3W-4L) +72.5 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/18 to 3/24, (3W-4L) -162.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/25 to 3/31, (3W-3L-1P) +12.5 DIMES
WEEK 13: 4/1 to 4/7, (4W-3L) +47.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/8 to 4/14, (3W-4L) -21 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/15 to 4/21, (4W-3L) +212.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/22 to 4/28, (4W-3L) -145 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2024-'25)

3-8, -228.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME:2-0
75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 1-6

NBA PLAYOFFS (2024-'25)

8-5, +117.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
150 DIME: 1-1
100 DIME: 4-1
75 DIME: 2-1
50 DIME: 1-1

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2025)

4-4, +1.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 1-1
50 DIME: 3-2

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 12+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 15,423.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $154,235 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x13 = -$180,170)

-Lang Past 12+ Years-
2025: NEGATIVE 294 DIMES (01/01/25 to 04/28/25)
2024: NEGATIVE 4,358.75 DIMES
2023: NEGATIVE 1,901.25 DIMES
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)