The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2024-'25)

3-8, -228.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME:2-0
75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 1-6

NBA PLAYOFFS (2024-'25)

4-2, +262.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 1-0
100 DIME: 1-0
75 DIME: 2-1
50 DIME: 0-1

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2025)

4-4, +1.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 1-1
50 DIME: 3-2

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 12+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 15,278.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $152,785 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x13 = -$178,720)

-Lang Past 12+ Years-
2025: NEGATIVE 149 DIMES (01/01/25 to 04/21/25)
2024: NEGATIVE 4,358.75 DIMES
2023: NEGATIVE 1,901.25 DIMES
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG'S PICK: OKC THUNDER -14 1/2

After the game one loss, superstar Kawhi Leonard said, "we're still good."
Yup, and that mother fu@$#ker went out last night and showed why they were still "good" going 15 of 19 for 39 points in the 105-102 LA win.
After Playoff winner #3 in a row Sunday was OKC by a 1,000 points over Memphis, Monday's playoff winner #4 in a row was a sweat job the whole way.
All is well that ends well as 2-time NBA finals MVP Kawhi became, well, Kawhi again. He was not going to let his team lose that game. Simple as that.
I told you in my breakdown Vegas was handing us the winner by installing the Clippers as a 1-point favorite on the road after being a 2 1/2 point dog Sunday!!!!
Don't look now, but that is now 4 straight NBA playoff winners as this winning month of April just keeps rolling along.
I was confident I would win on Friday. CHECK.
I was confident I would win on Saturday. CHECK.
I was confident I would win on Sunday. CHECK.
I was confident I would win on Monday. CHECK
I am confident I will win today.
Let's go.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

So his new short term scam is that he is confident?

I'd say the odds on that lasting are fairly short given the history, lol.

 

[GLUCK2U]

You know not betting is always an option right?

hahaha...yea Thanks... Got nothing else to do on a Tuesday night

 

[proanalyser]

another winner check

 

[StackinGreen]

another winner check

5 in a row? Wow Lang-a-tang is hoo hoo hoo'ing

 

[steve021]

The Pick: My 100 Dime winner is the Houston Rockets.

The Line: The current line is -3 at the majority of books in Vegas and offshore as of 9:45 AM EST. Be sure to shop around for the best line available

My Analysis
t's not rocket science.

The playoffs can be very predictable sometimes. Case and point: the Twolves-Lakers game 2 last night.

Now in game one, Minnesota dominated the game in every single facet blowing out LA 117-95.

As easily as they won, you would have thought the T Wolves would come out and try to steal game 2 and put LA in a 2-0 hole heading to Minnesota.

It just doesn't work that way.

The home team comes out hungrier, with desperation and the road team just doesn't match the intensity having already got their one win.

And the home team evens up the series, just like the Lakers did 94-85.

Which brings us to tonight.

The Warriors, just like Minnesota, won game one 95-85, holding the Rockets to their lowest point total of the year.

To put it bluntly, Houston played like garbage. They missed wide open looks shooting 39% from the floor and went 6-29 from behind the arc in the loss.

How soon we forget that 22 days ago in Golden State, with both teams at full strength, the Rockets won 106-96, holding Steph Curry to a career low 3-points.

However, in game one everything that could go wrong, did go wrong except for one thing; REBOUNDING.

The Rockets absolutely destroyed the Warriors on the backboards out rebounding them 52-36 including an astounding 22-6 on the offensive glass.

Problem for the Rockets, they didn't do jack shit with them leaving a lot of points off the board.

Furthermore, I just don't see another god awful shooting performance by Jalen Green and Fred VanVleet.

Green (4-19) and VanVleet (4-19) will be better and this will be a different Rockets team tonight.

The point spread didn't matter last night in the Lakers game and it won't matter tonight as well.

I will be shocked if Houston doesn't win this game by double digits tonight.

 

[sniperpicks]

He hasn’t had 6 in a row in a coons age

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2025 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 49 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $490 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$2,485)

PAID PICKS: 58-53-2 / 52.2%

-Lang by Month 2024-
JAN: 14-17 -399 DIMES
FEB: 16-12-1 +274.5 DIMES
MAR: 14-17 -745 DIMES
APR: 12-17 -74.75 DIMES
MAY: 14-17 -450 DIMES
JUN: 12-15 -676 DIMES
JUL: 10-17 -936.75 DIMES
AUG: 17-13-1 +269.75 DIMES
SEP: 17-13 -60 DIMES
OCT: 17-13-1 -58.5 DIMES
NOV: 15-15 -623.5 DIMES
DEC: 14-16 -877 DIMES
-Lang by Month 2025-
JAN: 17-14 +55.5 DIMES
FEB: 15-13-1 -191 DIMES
MAR: 14-16-1 -252.5 DIMES
APR: 12-10 +339 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/31 to 1/6, (4W-3L) +228 DIMES (4W-2L +393 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/6)
WEEK 01: 1/7 to 1/13, (3W-4L) -375 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/14 to 1/20, (2W-5L) -485 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/21 to 1/27, (5W-2L) +407.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/28 to 2/3, (6W-1L) +390 DIMES
WEEK 05: 2/4 to 2/10, (4W-4L) +70 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/11 to 2/17, (4W-3L) -97.5 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/18 to 2/24, (2W-4L-1P) -313.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/25 to 3/3, (3W-4L) -270 DIMES
WEEK 09: 3/4 to 3/10, (4W-3L) -30 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/11 to 3/17, (3W-4L) +72.5 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/18 to 3/24, (3W-4L) -162.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/25 to 3/31, (3W-3L-1P) +12.5 DIMES
WEEK 13: 4/1 to 4/7, (4W-3L) +47.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/8 to 4/14, (3W-4L) -21 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/15 to 4/21, (4W-3L) +212.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/22 to 4/28, (1W-0L) +100 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2024-'25)

3-8, -228.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME:2-0
75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 1-6

NBA PLAYOFFS (2024-'25)

5-2, +362.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 1-0
100 DIME: 2-0
75 DIME: 2-1
50 DIME: 0-1

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2025)

4-4, +1.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 1-1
50 DIME: 3-2

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 12+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 15,178.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $151,785 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x13 = -$177,720)

-Lang Past 12+ Years-
2025: NEGATIVE 49 DIMES (01/01/25 to 04/22/25)
2024: NEGATIVE 4,358.75 DIMES
2023: NEGATIVE 1,901.25 DIMES
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG'S PICK: HOUSTON ROCKETS -3 1/2

Was I sweating it? You bet your fu@%$#king ass I was.
Up 23 in the 4th quarter with 5:04 to go, I felt pretty good about my 5th straight playoff winner and 4th straight 100 dime NBA winner on OKC -14 1/2.
Then the next 2 minutes and 39 seconds happened: An 8-0 Grizzlies run made it a 15-point game 109-94 with 2:21 to go.
Is Memphis really going to backdoor this thing???? What a way to lose!!!!
However, when you are on the right side of a game more times than not you are going to get the win.
Next OKC possession Shai Gilgeous-Alexander hit a 3 and after a Ja jumper, Chet Holmgren got a dunk, blocked a dunk on the other end and a Hartenstein dunk put it away.
Don't look now, but that is now 4 straight 100 dime NBA winners.
Don't look now but that is now 5 straight NBA playoff winners.
And the bankroll in this winning month of April just keeps growing and growing and growing as we keep rolling along.
I was confident I would win on Friday. CHECK.
I was confident I would win on Saturday. CHECK.
I was confident I would win on Sunday. CHECK.
I was confident I would win on Monday. CHECK
I was confident I would win on Tuesday. CHECK
I am confident I will win today.
Let's go.

 

[StackinGreen]

Sun shining on Langer's ass?

 

[proanalyser]

winner on wed check. Hows that anal cavity feeling

 

[StackinGreen]

winner on wed check. Hows that anal cavity feeling

I've been watching and biding my time with winning plays in both MLB and NBA

He loses tonight, though, pro anal.

 

[steve021]

The Pick: My 150 Dime winner is the Detroit Pistons.

The Line: The current line is +1 at the majority of books in Vegas and offshore as of 9:00 AM EST. Be sure to shop around for the best line available

My Analysis
The team that has played the best in this series wins game 3 tonight.

And that team is the Detroit Pistons.

In game one the Pistons pretty much led the whole way and with 9:16 to go in the game they led 98-90.

The next thing you know, the clock said 4:49 to go in the 4th and the Knicks led 111-98.

A 21-0 run by the home team. The young Pistons completely succumbed to the pressure that comes with playoff basketball and New York stole the game 123-112.

Now you would expect this veteran Knicks team to come out in game 2 and just rip this Pistons team's heart out and give them no hope at all.

You would expect this young Pistons team to come out flat, disheartened from the game one 4th quarter meltdown.

Well, the opposite happened.

The Pistons came out with more intensity, more urgency, more aggressive and when they took a 17-16 lead with 4 minutes to go in the 1st quarter, the Knicks never led again.

The lead grew to as many as 13 in the 2nd quarter, as many as 15 in the 3rd quarter and as many as 13 in the 4th.

And every Knicks run, in every quarter, when the game got tight, this young Pistons team just kept making play after play after play.

And when the Knicks finally tied it at 94 with 1:15 to go, it was veteran Dennis Schroder who put the game away with a huge 3.

Folks, these two teams have played 8 quarters and for 7 1/2 of those quarters this Detroit Pistons team has been the better team.

They look quicker, their offense more flowing, they are killing New York on the boards because they are more athletic and more active.

And with all the momentum in the world, I just don't see them coming back home and losing this game 3.

Not with how good and how consistent they have played in this series so far.

I trust my eyes and my eyes tell me Detroit is a match up nightmare for the Knicks. We saw it in game one. We saw it in game 2.

And we will see it in game 3.

Give me the Motown Motor City boys tonight.

 

[proanalyser]

The bankroll in this winning month of April just keeps growing and growing and growing and it will grow even more after I hand you this 150 dimer tonight.
I was confident I would win on Friday. CHECK. I was confident I would win on Saturday. CHECK. I was confident I would win on Sunday. CHECK.
I was confident I would win on Monday. CHECK. I was confident I would win on Tuesday. CHECK. I was confident I would win on Wednesday. CHECK.
And I am 100% confident I will win tonight.

 

[carlitosway]

The Pick: My 150 Dime winner is the Detroit Pistons.

The Line: The current line is +1 at the majority of books in Vegas and offshore as of 9:00 AM EST. Be sure to shop around for the best line available

My Analysis
The team that has played the best in this series wins game 3 tonight.

And that team is the Detroit Pistons.

In game one the Pistons pretty much led the whole way and with 9:16 to go in the game they led 98-90.

The next thing you know, the clock said 4:49 to go in the 4th and the Knicks led 111-98.

A 21-0 run by the home team. The young Pistons completely succumbed to the pressure that comes with playoff basketball and New York stole the game 123-112.

Now you would expect this veteran Knicks team to come out in game 2 and just rip this Pistons team's heart out and give them no hope at all.

You would expect this young Pistons team to come out flat, disheartened from the game one 4th quarter meltdown.

Well, the opposite happened.

The Pistons came out with more intensity, more urgency, more aggressive and when they took a 17-16 lead with 4 minutes to go in the 1st quarter, the Knicks never led again.

The lead grew to as many as 13 in the 2nd quarter, as many as 15 in the 3rd quarter and as many as 13 in the 4th.

And every Knicks run, in every quarter, when the game got tight, this young Pistons team just kept making play after play after play.

And when the Knicks finally tied it at 94 with 1:15 to go, it was veteran Dennis Schroder who put the game away with a huge 3.

Folks, these two teams have played 8 quarters and for 7 1/2 of those quarters this Detroit Pistons team has been the better team.

They look quicker, their offense more flowing, they are killing New York on the boards because they are more athletic and more active.

And with all the momentum in the world, I just don't see them coming back home and losing this game 3.

Not with how good and how consistent they have played in this series so far.

I trust my eyes and my eyes tell me Detroit is a match up nightmare for the Knicks. We saw it in game one. We saw it in game 2.

And we will see it in game 3.

Give me the Motown Motor City boys tonight.

As a Knick fan and a fader. I'm highly appreciative of this 150 dimer.

 

[StackinGreen]

As a Knick fan and a fader. I'm highly appreciative of this 150 dimer.

Short priced home dawg, huh? I liked the over 215.5 in this one, locked it last night. I'd still bet over 216.