The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[sniperpicks]

Look at Pimpys accurate historical stats , best you or anyone will ever see, there is nothing or nobody else, i been in the LANG FADE a long assed time, this is it

 

[carlitosway]

Looking for a clean set of all his previous Wins and Losses broken down by each day with unit sizes

Well the work is all here courtesy of Pimpy. Now you have to the legwork for what you need.

 

[StackinGreen]

Looking for a clean set of all his previous Wins and Losses broken down by each day with unit sizes

This is the perfect kind of thing for "AI", so go find it. The essence of any of that stuff being worthwhile is precisely this use case - crawling and compiling an amazingly boring task over years of posts.

 

[sniperpicks]

Just look at ALL the red numbers in Pimpys tracking. If the Pimpster was lying someone would spot it and call it out. Never happens. He even gives Lang the W 3/4 of the time when Lang cheats with a fake number that should be a push or L , If Pimp took a hard line against Lang with no leniency the red numbers would be higher

I don’t see why people keep looking for more reasons to fade

 

[GLUCK2U]

Just look at ALL the red numbers in Pimpys tracking. If the Pimpster was lying someone would spot it and call it out. Never happens. He even gives Lang the W 3/4 of the time when Lang cheats with a fake number that should be a push or L , If Pimp took a hard line against Lang with no leniency the red numbers would be higher

I don’t see why people keep looking for more reasons to fade

Agree.
People ? Just FADE FADE and FADE... You will see $$$ results.
Pimpy's the best. Thank you Pimpy. I so appreciate all stats you put up for us.

 

[Buckeyefan80]

He won with clippers last time and thought clips shoulda won outright. Usually Lang doesn’t go against a team that covered for him so it seems he would be on clippers again, although clips are favored this time…

 

[finman13]

I'm not losing today either.
I am pretty confident I won't lose today either with this Up The Ante 150 dime winner on the Clippers and the Nuggets.
Now that is pretty much what I told you Friday and then went out and handed you my 3rd straight NBA 100 dime winner on the Heat over the Hawks.
I just knew, after watching the gutless, I don't give a shit attitude of the Hawks against the Magic and then the Heat beating Chicago, that Miami was your winner.
Atlanta just thought, "Hey, let's no show in Orlando, play absolutely no defense and save ourselves for our home game. Who the fu##@k cares about the Magic!!!"
Yes, I am a vindictive mother fu@$#ker when it comes to teams that don't compete like their life depends on it, which is EXACTLY what Atlanta did in Orlando.
Well, you just made history Hawks. You allowed the Heat to become the first 10 seed in the play-in to make the playoffs. Suck on that all summer. Bye-Bye.
Let's move on.
Big 150 dimer today in the playoffs. Stronger than my last 3 NBA 100 dime winners.
Oh, and stronger than last Saturday's 100 dime winner on the Padres Run Line 2-0 over the Rockies.
Nothing more to say. Nothing more to do.
Let's go.

I'm sure they heard all about how angry you are and are ready to hold a news conference apologizing to your dead beat ass. After that, they will take a shit and wipe their asses with C notes.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2025 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 224 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $2,240 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$4,235)

PAID PICKS: 56-53-2 / 51.3%

-Lang by Month 2024-
JAN: 14-17 -399 DIMES
FEB: 16-12-1 +274.5 DIMES
MAR: 14-17 -745 DIMES
APR: 12-17 -74.75 DIMES
MAY: 14-17 -450 DIMES
JUN: 12-15 -676 DIMES
JUL: 10-17 -936.75 DIMES
AUG: 17-13-1 +269.75 DIMES
SEP: 17-13 -60 DIMES
OCT: 17-13-1 -58.5 DIMES
NOV: 15-15 -623.5 DIMES
DEC: 14-16 -877 DIMES
-Lang by Month 2025-
JAN: 17-14 +55.5 DIMES
FEB: 15-13-1 -191 DIMES
MAR: 14-16-1 -252.5 DIMES
APR: 10-10 +164 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/31 to 1/6, (4W-3L) +228 DIMES (4W-2L +393 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/6)
WEEK 01: 1/7 to 1/13, (3W-4L) -375 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/14 to 1/20, (2W-5L) -485 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/21 to 1/27, (5W-2L) +407.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/28 to 2/3, (6W-1L) +390 DIMES
WEEK 05: 2/4 to 2/10, (4W-4L) +70 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/11 to 2/17, (4W-3L) -97.5 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/18 to 2/24, (2W-4L-1P) -313.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/25 to 3/3, (3W-4L) -270 DIMES
WEEK 09: 3/4 to 3/10, (4W-3L) -30 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/11 to 3/17, (3W-4L) +72.5 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/18 to 3/24, (3W-4L) -162.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/25 to 3/31, (3W-3L-1P) +12.5 DIMES
WEEK 13: 4/1 to 4/7, (4W-3L) +47.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/8 to 4/14, (3W-4L) -21 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/15 to 4/21, (3W-3L) +137.5 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2024-'25)

3-8, -228.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME:2-0
75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 1-6

NBA PLAYOFFS (2024-'25)

3-2, +187.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 1-0
100 DIME: 1-0
75 DIME: 1-1
50 DIME: 0-1

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2025)

4-4, +1.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 1-1
50 DIME: 3-2

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 12+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 15,353.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $153,535 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x13 = -$179,470)

-Lang Past 12+ Years-
2025: NEGATIVE 224 DIMES (01/01/25 to 04/20/25)
2024: NEGATIVE 4,358.75 DIMES
2023: NEGATIVE 1,901.25 DIMES
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

WOW. Let me say it again.....WOW!!!
After Friday's 100 dime winner on the Heat over Hawks and Saturday's 150 dime winner on Clippers over Denver, I was going for the 3-0 weekend sweep on Sunday.
And in the first line of my analysis on my 75 dimer OKC I said the following, "They are going to get absolutely destroyed today."
And in the 2nd to last line of my analysis on my 75 Dimer OKC I said the following, "I will be shocked if the Thunder don't beat this team by 20 plus today. End of story."
Well, they didn't win by 20 plus. They didn't win by 30 plus. They didn't win by 40 plus.
THE MOTHER FU#$@%$KERS WON BY 50 PLUS.
And Ja Morant's quote after the game was priceless. "We'll never play that bad again!"
Really Ja. I mean, was it worse than when you gave up 52 points in the 3rd quarter at home against the T'wolves!!!!!!! That was pretty fu@#@king bad Ja!!!!!
After the sweat job buzzer beating 3 cover by the Clippers on Saturday, so nice to watch OKC do what they have now done 10 times in a row: beat Memphis.
Oh, and are now 9-1 ATS in those 10 games.
Let's move on
I said going into Friday I needed the 3-0 Friday, Saturday and Sunday sweep and I got it.
I was confident I would win on Friday. CHECK.
I was confident I would win on Saturday. CHECK.
I was confident I would win on Sunday. CHECK.
I am confident I will win today.
Let's go.

 

[Fica]

The Pick: My 75 Dime winner is the Los Angeles Clippers.

The Line: The current line is -1 at the majority of books in Vegas and offshore as of 8:00 AM EST. Be sure to shop around for the best line available

 

[sniperpicks]

3-0 big play run look how hot I am ~ Lang

still in the red

If he was SO confident why not a 200 dimer instead of a runt 75

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

If he was SO confident why not a 200 dimer instead of a runt 75

Because it was a Monday and not a Saturday.
Funny how those BIG 200 Dimers only fall on a Saturday.

 

[StackinGreen]

Is Clown Capper on an MLB game today?

 

[Buckeyefan80]

Is Clown Capper on an MLB game today?

Grizzlies/thunder

 

[Fica]

The Pick: My 100 Dime winner is the Oklahoma City Thunder

The Line: The current line is -14 1/2 at the majority of books in Vegas and offshore as of 9:00 AM EST. Be sure to shop around for the best line available

 

[GLUCK2U]

The Pick: My 100 Dime winner is the Oklahoma City Thunder

The Line: The current line is -14 1/2 at the majority of books in Vegas and offshore as of 9:00 AM EST. Be sure to shop around for the best line available

Dang I swore to never bet on Memphis after that horrible performance Sunday. BUT I suppose I'll have to break that promise. I cannot bet with Lang. So come on suckass Grizzlies!! Pull up your pants, show some pride and only lose by 14 instead of 51!!

 

[phelps123]

You know not betting is always an option right?

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2025 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 149 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $1,490 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$3,485)

PAID PICKS: 57-53-2 / 51.8%

-Lang by Month 2024-
JAN: 14-17 -399 DIMES
FEB: 16-12-1 +274.5 DIMES
MAR: 14-17 -745 DIMES
APR: 12-17 -74.75 DIMES
MAY: 14-17 -450 DIMES
JUN: 12-15 -676 DIMES
JUL: 10-17 -936.75 DIMES
AUG: 17-13-1 +269.75 DIMES
SEP: 17-13 -60 DIMES
OCT: 17-13-1 -58.5 DIMES
NOV: 15-15 -623.5 DIMES
DEC: 14-16 -877 DIMES
-Lang by Month 2025-
JAN: 17-14 +55.5 DIMES
FEB: 15-13-1 -191 DIMES
MAR: 14-16-1 -252.5 DIMES
APR: 11-10 +239 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/31 to 1/6, (4W-3L) +228 DIMES (4W-2L +393 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/6)
WEEK 01: 1/7 to 1/13, (3W-4L) -375 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/14 to 1/20, (2W-5L) -485 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/21 to 1/27, (5W-2L) +407.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/28 to 2/3, (6W-1L) +390 DIMES
WEEK 05: 2/4 to 2/10, (4W-4L) +70 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/11 to 2/17, (4W-3L) -97.5 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/18 to 2/24, (2W-4L-1P) -313.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/25 to 3/3, (3W-4L) -270 DIMES
WEEK 09: 3/4 to 3/10, (4W-3L) -30 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/11 to 3/17, (3W-4L) +72.5 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/18 to 3/24, (3W-4L) -162.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/25 to 3/31, (3W-3L-1P) +12.5 DIMES
WEEK 13: 4/1 to 4/7, (4W-3L) +47.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/8 to 4/14, (3W-4L) -21 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/15 to 4/21, (4W-3L) +212.5 DIMES