The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 12+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 15,578.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $155,785 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x13 = -$181,720)

-Lang Past 12+ Years-
2025: NEGATIVE 449 DIMES (01/01/25 to 04/18/25)
2024: NEGATIVE 4,358.75 DIMES
2023: NEGATIVE 1,901.25 DIMES
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

I'm not losing today either.
I am pretty confident I won't lose today either with this Up The Ante 150 dime winner on the Clippers and the Nuggets.
Now that is pretty much what I told you Friday and then went out and handed you my 3rd straight NBA 100 dime winner on the Heat over the Hawks.
I just knew, after watching the gutless, I don't give a shit attitude of the Hawks against the Magic and then the Heat beating Chicago, that Miami was your winner.
Atlanta just thought, "Hey, let's no show in Orlando, play absolutely no defense and save ourselves for our home game. Who the fu##@k cares about the Magic!!!"
Yes, I am a vindictive mother fu@$#ker when it comes to teams that don't compete like their life depends on it, which is EXACTLY what Atlanta did in Orlando.
Well, you just made history Hawks. You allowed the Heat to become the first 10 seed in the play-in to make the playoffs. Suck on that all summer. Bye-Bye.
Let's move on.
Big 150 dimer today in the playoffs. Stronger than my last 3 NBA 100 dime winners.
Oh, and stronger than last Saturday's 100 dime winner on the Padres Run Line 2-0 over the Rockies.
Nothing more to say. Nothing more to do.
Let's go.

 

[steve021]

The Pick: My 150 Dime winner is the Los Angeles Clippers.

The Line: The current line is +2 1/2 at the majority of books in Vegas and offshore as of 8:00 AM EST. Be sure to shop around for the best line available

 

[seth]

Imagine admitting you're vindictive if a team doesn't do what you expect them to do. I'm sure they won't be able to sleep

 

[seth]

He gets the cover on a meaningless 3 with 1 second left. Interesting to see if he admits he got lucky or if he says it's down to his handicapping skill

 

[phelps123]

He gets the cover on a meaningless 3 with 1 second left. Interesting to see if he admits he got lucky or if he says it's down to his handicapping skill

If he lost he would had bitched about Clippers screwing up a huge lead

 

[dbear52]

Does anyone have an excel sheet or condensed daily record of all B Langs plays with unit sizes from this past week/month/year/5-10years?

 

[Buckeyefan80]

Does anyone have an excel sheet or condensed daily record of all B Langs plays with unit sizes from this past week/month/year/5-10years?

Pimpy puts that out every day…

 

[phelps123]

I think he wants more detailed breakdown.

 

[proanalyser]

Does anyone have an excel sheet or condensed daily record of all B Langs plays with unit sizes from this past week/month/year/5-10years?

You do the work you lazy mf

 

[steve021]

Happy Easter my friends


The Pick: My 75 Dime winner is the Oklahoma City Thunder.

The Line: The current line is -13 1/2 at the majority of books in Vegas and offshore as of 8:00 AM EST. Be sure to shop around for the best line available

 

[Buckeyefan80]

Lol. Now Lang is claiming yday was his playoff goy. Never mentioned that before the game.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2025 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 299 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $2,990 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$4,985)

PAID PICKS: 55-53-2 / 50.9%

-Lang by Month 2024-
JAN: 14-17 -399 DIMES
FEB: 16-12-1 +274.5 DIMES
MAR: 14-17 -745 DIMES
APR: 12-17 -74.75 DIMES
MAY: 14-17 -450 DIMES
JUN: 12-15 -676 DIMES
JUL: 10-17 -936.75 DIMES
AUG: 17-13-1 +269.75 DIMES
SEP: 17-13 -60 DIMES
OCT: 17-13-1 -58.5 DIMES
NOV: 15-15 -623.5 DIMES
DEC: 14-16 -877 DIMES
-Lang by Month 2025-
JAN: 17-14 +55.5 DIMES
FEB: 15-13-1 -191 DIMES
MAR: 14-16-1 -252.5 DIMES
APR: 9-10 +89 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/31 to 1/6, (4W-3L) +228 DIMES (4W-2L +393 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/6)
WEEK 01: 1/7 to 1/13, (3W-4L) -375 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/14 to 1/20, (2W-5L) -485 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/21 to 1/27, (5W-2L) +407.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/28 to 2/3, (6W-1L) +390 DIMES
WEEK 05: 2/4 to 2/10, (4W-4L) +70 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/11 to 2/17, (4W-3L) -97.5 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/18 to 2/24, (2W-4L-1P) -313.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/25 to 3/3, (3W-4L) -270 DIMES
WEEK 09: 3/4 to 3/10, (4W-3L) -30 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/11 to 3/17, (3W-4L) +72.5 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/18 to 3/24, (3W-4L) -162.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/25 to 3/31, (3W-3L-1P) +12.5 DIMES
WEEK 13: 4/1 to 4/7, (4W-3L) +47.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/8 to 4/14, (3W-4L) -21 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/15 to 4/21, (2W-3L) +62.5 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2024-'25)

3-8, -228.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME:2-0
75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 1-6

NBA PLAYOFFS (2024-'25)

2-2, +112.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 1-0
100 DIME: 1-0
75 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 0-1

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2025)

4-4, +1.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 1-1
50 DIME: 3-2

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 12+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 15,428.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $154,285 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x13 = -$180,220)

-Lang Past 12+ Years-
2025: NEGATIVE 299 DIMES (01/01/25 to 04/19/25)
2024: NEGATIVE 4,358.75 DIMES
2023: NEGATIVE 1,901.25 DIMES
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG'S PICK: OKC THUNDER -13 1/2

Let's be perfectly clear here: The Clippers should have won the fu@#@king game.
With 6:40 to go in the 1st quarter the Clippers took the lead 15-13. They held that lead the entire game until 3:37 to go when the Nuggets took the lead 93-92.
The turning point: LA up 96-95 with 33 seconds to go when Kawhi Leonard turns the ball over and the rest is history.
LA shot 50% from the floor, made three more 3's and held Denver to 43% from the floor and 33% from 3.
But as Tyronne Lue said after the game, "You turn the ball over 20 times in a playoff game you are not going to win."
To be on the clear cut right side of the game and looking at an outright win to then go to OT and need a backdoor 3 to cover, quite a roller coaster ride down the stretch.
All I will say is nice to catch a break and get a cover that I had the entire game.
Let's move on.
I said going into Friday I needed the 3-0 Friday, Saturday and Sunday sweep.
Friday night the 100 dime winner on the Heat sending those gutless piece of shit Hawks home for the summer.
Yesterday we know all about the 150 dime winner on the Clippers.
Now all that is left is the 75 dimer today.
I was confident I would win on Friday. CHECK.
I was confident I would win on Saturday. CHECK.
I am confident I will win today.
Let's go.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

I said going into Friday I needed the 3-0 Friday, Saturday and Sunday sweep.

Yeah, he never said that. More fake news.

 

[StackinGreen]

I said going into Friday I needed the 3-0 Friday, Saturday and Sunday sweep.

Yeah, he never said that. More fake news.

He needs all he can get

 

[StackinGreen]

Does anyone have an excel sheet or condensed daily record of all B Langs plays with unit sizes from this past week/month/year/5-10years?

What are you actually looking for? A total fade ROI or particular play levels (dime ratings) or specific sports?

 

[dbear52]

What are you actually looking for? A total fade ROI or particular play levels (dime ratings) or specific sports?

Looking for a clean set of all his previous Wins and Losses broken down by each day with unit sizes