The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[StackinGreen]

Back in the day, many many moons ago, he used to sometimes play like 3 games a night.

Yes, if he did multiple games per night, I'm quite confident he'd be a far greater than juice loser.

The real issue of course is that you need a book to bet, so you pay juice also, or the hold for the book is high.

That's why the key to fading Lang is essentially December to end of January, where he is awful - football is easily his worst sport. Just look at the Two for the Money podcast since its inception to see how bad those guys are. It's like when he was on Dennis Miller's HBO show as a handicapper. It's funny that you can find some of those episodes on youtube still and if you go back historically, he goes like 0-3 or 1-2 nearly every week. He got kicked off the show quickly due to going something like 3-13 on his picks as "Greatest Handicapper". Miller probably laughed his ass off at the end of that.

 

[carlitosway]

Yes, if he did multiple games per night, I'm quite confident he'd be a far greater than juice loser.

The real issue of course is that you need a book to bet, so you pay juice also, or the hold for the book is high.

That's why the key to fading Lang is essentially December to end of January, where he is awful - football is easily his worst sport. Just look at the Two for the Money podcast since its inception to see how bad those guys are. It's like when he was on Dennis Miller's HBO show as a handicapper. It's funny that you can find some of those episodes on youtube still and if you go back historically, he goes like 0-3 or 1-2 nearly every week. He got kicked off the show quickly due to going something like 3-13 on his picks as "Greatest Handicapper". Miller probably laughed his ass off at the end of that.

Wow. He was on that show. I never watched it but I will check it out on youtube for some laughs! Thanks for that 411.

 

[carlitosway]

A clip from 2007, ESPN's Quite Frankly...

 

[sniperpicks]

I wish he would do the FREE play again and 3-4 videos a week or more , Us few old timers were spoiled with that stuff and his 2 cents and his laptop cam videos from a bank parking lot. Videos use to be 5-7 days a week

 

[carlitosway]

Brandon and his aliases

 

[FATTYB83]

I wish he would do the FREE play again and 3-4 videos a week or more , Us few old timers were spoiled with that stuff and his 2 cents and his laptop cam videos from a bank parking lot. Videos use to be 5-7 days a week

MAN...... I literally say this all the time. Video would come on LOUD as hell if you weren't ready!

 

[savage1]

I still distinctly remember the video he did 15-20 years ago when he was using the alias of Sean Michaels and on the video

he had two young women who appeared to be Asian hookers from Las Vegas, each one clinging onto one of his arms.

At that point in the video Michaels/Lang would announce/brag that he and the hookers were about to embark on a place to

view in person some big basketball game on which he ALLEGEDLY had a huge bet and to have "some fun" with these "ladies!!" lol

 

[finman13]

first video I pulled up was labeled eagles 5-5 vs patriots 10-0 and he is surrounded by sports cars. just search dennis miller brandon lang.

 

[finman13]

Brandon and his aliases

oh, maybe this is the same one or perhaps he always did the spot from this location. Boy, how the mighty have fallen Brando.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Jesus Christ. Can somebody make a shot in the last 2 minutes of a game!!!!!!!
My 100 dimer on Purdue Ft Wayne battles back from a 66-59 deficit with 4:11 to go with an 8-0 run to take a 67-66 lead with just over 2 minutes.
Next 3 possessions missed jumper, missed layup, missed jumper and that ladies and gentleman is game, set, match.
Note to self: This Purdue Ft. Wayne team is good and they are the better team.
But truth be told, they can't play on the road. They just choke in close games and they got me good last night.
I mean, rock solid call on the 100 dimer Jax State (+3') outright over La Tech. Even better 100 dimer on Louisville (+1) blowing out SMU.
So fu@#@king disappointed in Purdue Ft. Wayne last night.
Let's move on. to
Got to bounce back these next 3 days in College hoops. Need a rock solid 3 day run heading into the NFL on Sunday.
It's put up or shut up with my college basketball opinion. I would have it no other way. END OF STORY.
It starts with this 75 dimer tonight. Nothing more. Nothing less.
Let's go.

 

[Fica]

The Pick: My 75 Dime winner is UC Davis.

The Line: The current line is +1 at the majority of books in Vegas and offshore as of 10AM EST. Be sure to shop around for the best line available.

 

[sniperpicks]

Like a clock. he blames anyone and everyone, else

1-5 last 6

better MOVE ON

other choice is move Olin front of a speeding train

 

[sniperpicks]

Halftime ended. Lang on cal Davis. I got Hawaii ML and dog 1.5 before start

 

[XENO]

line went to cal d -2 - i bought to 2 1/2 got very lucky

 

[seth]

Lang was very shouty on the radio show today telling his story AGAIN about when he sat next to an NFL referee on the plane

Hasn't made his mind up on Buffalo game yet but he loves Philly in the other one

 

[Typhoon]

75 DIME
- BANKROLL BUILDING-
MONEY MOVE

Kent State at Ohio - 7:00 pm EST

 

[RidgeRider]

I only skimmed through the Bleav & YouTube podcast. No person that wants to remain sane can listen to almost 45 minutes of complete bullshit. They are barely getting on average 100 views per podcast after 8-10 days. These podcasts will end sooner rather than later. All the past 4-5 co hosts obviously wanted out. Can you imagine the guff their friends and people in the business gave them. Lol
Lang's Plays on the 2 Championship Games:
Washington +4 in the 1st half
Over 48.5 Chiefs vs Bills
He almost for sure won't give out either selection on Sunday. He'll pick a side on either game. He always does this deep in the playoffs. He isn't tracked on these plays by Budin. They in fact have never brought up their record on picks from the previous week.

 

[carlitosway]

Lang was very shouty on the radio show today telling his story AGAIN about when he sat next to an NFL referee on the plane

Hasn't made his mind up on Buffalo game yet but he loves Philly in the other one

Fuck I loved Philly too until I read this. Hopefully he gives out the Chiefs.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2025 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 402 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $4,020 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$6,015)

PAID PICKS: 11-12 / 47.8%

-Lang by Month 2024-
JAN: 14-17 -399 DIMES
FEB: 16-12-1 +274.5 DIMES
MAR: 14-17 -745 DIMES
APR: 12-17 -74.75 DIMES
MAY: 14-17 -450 DIMES
JUN: 12-15 -676 DIMES
JUL: 10-17 -936.75 DIMES
AUG: 17-13-1 +269.75 DIMES
SEP: 17-13 -60 DIMES
OCT: 17-13-1 -58.5 DIMES
NOV: 15-15 -623.5 DIMES
DEC: 14-16 -877 DIMES
-Lang by Month 2025-
JAN: 11-12 -402 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/31 to 1/6, (4W-3L) +228 DIMES (4W-2L +393 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/6)
WEEK 01: 1/7 to 1/13, (3W-4L) -375 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/14 to 1/20, (2W-5L) -485 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/21 to 1/27, (2W-1L) +65 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NFL PRE-SEASON (2024-'25)

8-2, +396.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 2-0
75 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 2-1
50 DIME: 3-0

NFL REGULAR SEASON (2024-'25)

22-27, -1,130 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-3
150 DIME: 3-4
100 DIME: 7-6
75 DIME: 8-7
60 DIME: 3-7

NFL PLAYOFFS (2024-'25)

1-4, -635 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
150 DIME: 1-3

NCAA FOOTBALL REGULAR SEASON (2024-'25)

26-14-2, +187.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-2
150 DIME: 4-6
100 DIME: 4-3-1
75 DIME: 14-3-1
60 DIME: 2-0
50 DIME: 1-0

NCAA FOOTBALL BOWL SEASON (2024-'25)

7-7, -440 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
150 DIME: 1-3
100 DIME: 2-1
75 DIME: 2-2
60 DIME: 2-0

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2024-'25)

2-3, +24 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME:2-0
60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 0-2

COLLEGE HOOPS REGULAR SEASON (2024-'25)

10-10, -92 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 3-4
75 DIME: 6-4
60 DIME: 1-2