The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[will_bettis365]

PS: I can careless about espn contests. Only one does is a no life losers whose stuck in his mom’s basement and too much time in their hands. Real sports gamblers have money to move unlike your chump change. Better luck fukn rookie

 

[sniperpicks]

You don’t own a pot to piss in or a window to empty it out of

keep bitching that I win , Make money , and profit off the guy you would bleach your anus for

 

[carlitosway]

Guys enough, cut the crap, please. This is Pimpy's thread about Lang(PERIOD) and as a superstitious gambler stop calling stuff early before the result. Sniper and Bee you should know better than that. Thanks. GL.

 

[XENO]

Ok i was wrong rarely i do that but we were all in schock

 

[theangryhog]

Why do my comments never appear on here? They're not offensive. They always say "pending moderator approval."

For example I just made one noting that I was looking forward to Lang being back on NFL 100+ dimers where he has absolutely shit the bed this season, and it just never posted.

 

[finman13]

Sniper. I pulled up the leaderboard and you are tied with 2 others. What is the payout if you win outright and if you tie? You could have a lot riding on the last game.

 

[StackinGreen]

Aight, back to basics. All time low probability at the end of those halves last night. That's why its gambling. And it's Lang after all so NFL here we come.

 

[carlitosway]

Why do my comments never appear on here? They're not offensive. They always say "pending moderator approval."

For example I just made one noting that I was looking forward to Lang being back on NFL 100+ dimers where he has absolutely shit the bed this season, and it just never posted.

Looks like you're in with post.

 

[FATTYB83]

PS: I can careless about espn contests. Only one does is a no life losers whose stuck in his mom’s basement and too much time in their hands. Real sports gamblers have money to move unlike your chump change. Better luck fukn rookie

PS: What you're actually trying to say is " I COULD NOT care less"......... Instead, you show the literacy capability of a 3rd grader. Carry on

 

[StackinGreen]

Who's PubeHead on?

 

[CBones]

Who's PubeHead on?

I would think he would be on the Home Dog but wouldn’t be surprised if Langatang touts LAC covering 13 of their last games 18. I am hoping he doesn’t mush the Chargers.

 

[Fica]

The Pick: My 150 Dime winner is the Los Angeles Chargers.

The Line: The current line is -2 1/2 at the majority of books in Vegas and offshore as of 6:30 AM EST. Be sure to shop around for the best line available.

Note: If your line is anywhere from -3 to -4 1/2, I advise you buy the 1/2 point down on the Chargers.

Update: At 9:00 AM EST, the line is -3.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2025 BANKROLL
POSITIVE 323 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR UP $3,230 (MINUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = +$1,235)

PAID PICKS: 6-4 / 60.0%

-Lang by Month 2024-
JAN: 14-17 -399 DIMES
FEB: 16-12-1 +274.5 DIMES
MAR: 14-17 -745 DIMES
APR: 12-17 -74.75 DIMES
MAY: 14-17 -450 DIMES
JUN: 12-15 -676 DIMES
JUL: 10-17 -936.75 DIMES
AUG: 17-13-1 +269.75 DIMES
SEP: 17-13 -60 DIMES
OCT: 17-13-1 -58.5 DIMES
NOV: 15-15 -623.5 DIMES
DEC: 14-16 -877 DIMES
-Lang by Month 2025-
JAN: 6-4 +323 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/31 to 1/6, (4W-3L) +228 DIMES (4W-2L +393 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/6)
WEEK 01: 1/7 to 1/13, (2W-2L) -70 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NFL PRE-SEASON (2024-'25)

8-2, +396.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 2-0
75 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 2-1
50 DIME: 3-0

NFL REGULAR SEASON (2024-'25)

22-27, -1,130 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-3
150 DIME: 3-4
100 DIME: 7-6
75 DIME: 8-7
60 DIME: 3-7

NCAA FOOTBALL REGULAR SEASON (2024-'25)

26-14-2, +187.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-2
150 DIME: 4-6
100 DIME: 4-3-1
75 DIME: 14-3-1
60 DIME: 2-0
50 DIME: 1-0

NCAA FOOTBALL BOWL SEASON (2024-'25)

7-6, -275 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
150 DIME: 1-2
100 DIME: 2-1
75 DIME: 2-2
60 DIME: 2-0

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2024-'25)

2-3, +24 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME:2-0
60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 0-2

COLLEGE HOOPS REGULAR SEASON (2024-'25)

6-7, -167 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-3
75 DIME: 4-2
60 DIME: 1-2

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 12+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 14,807 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $148,070 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x13 = -$174,005)

-Lang Past 12+ Years-
2025: POSITIVE 323 DIMES (01/01/25 to 01/10/25)
2024: NEGATIVE 4,358.75 DIMES
2023: NEGATIVE 1,901.25 DIMES
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG'S PICK: CHARGERS -2 1/2 (-130) BOUGHT HALF POINT DOWN

If you missed 200 dimer on the Lions over the Vikings last Sunday or the 150 dime winner on New Years day on Notre Dame over Georgia, it's ok.
Because winning day #7 of 11 happens this afternoon with a 2nd straight 150 dime winner in the NFL playoffs with your Chargers/Texans winner.
As for last night, I said it's been the magic of Friday nights this year going 13-3 in College football and it took some magic to get it to 14-3.
My 75 dimer on Ohio State 1st half -3' looked great with Ohio State scoring a touchdown on their 1st drive of the game to go up 7-0.
However their next 4 drives they would self destruct killing 3 of those drives with penalties and the 4th a sack giving Texas the ball back on their own 41 with 1:49 to go in the half.
You just knew they were going to score and they did getting a touchdown with 29 seconds to go to send me to the losers circle.......BUT WAIT!!!!!!!!!
Lady Luck said "B.Lang, we know James Franklin fu@#@ked you big time on Thursday but we will get you one back tonight with a 75 yard screen pass TD.
And with that, the football winning streak continues here in 2025.
I am supremely confident I will end the college football season with that National championship winner a week from Monday.
However, today is about one thing and one thing only: NFL playoffs and it starts with this 2nd straight 150 dime winner.
It's also football winner #6 of 7 and winning day #8 of 11 and I stay red hot here in 2025.
Let's go.

 

[CBones]

The Pick: My 150 Dime winner is the Los Angeles Chargers.

The Line: The current line is -2 1/2 at the majority of books in Vegas and offshore as of 6:30 AM EST. Be sure to shop around for the best line available.

Note: If your line is anywhere from -3 to -4 1/2, I advise you buy the 1/2 point down on the Chargers.

Update: At 9:00 AM EST, the line is -3.

Uuuggghhhh

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Uuuggghhhh

Exactly

 

[carlitosway]

Uuuggghhhh

 

[SilentKC]

Lang seems to be hitting, as of late.