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Lang seems to be hitting, as of late. 😣
Looks like he is 6-5 at this point and has a lead in this charger play nearing end Q 1 , so the W - L record is garbage as always for LANG

His dime manipulation , risk management , is working for now but always ends up in the shitter over time, usually deep in the shit house basement
 

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Looks like he is 6-5 at this point and has a lead in this charger play nearing end Q 1 , so the W - L record is garbage as always for LANG

His dime manipulation , risk management , is working for now but always ends up in the shitter over time, usually deep in the shit house basement
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Guys enough, cut the crap, please. This is Pimpy's thread about Lang(PERIOD) and as a superstitious gambler stop calling stuff early before the result. Sniper and Bee you should know better than that. Thanks. GL.
So XENO is Bee?
 

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way to lose half your imaginary DIMEZ dummy

" Houston lost to Titans, no way they win this game ~ LANG "


finally to prove there is NO JINX and yesterday was a random fluke occurance


this is DONE with 3:43 left and 32-12 , go clutch your pearls if you need to
 

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anyone catch the irony of Matt MCConahay doing uber eat commercials during football games? Same guy who portrayed LANG in the fake movie about B. Links life with only fact being the urination scene when Lang gets knocked down and pissed on by a whale gambler

Lang has to watch these commercials while watching his picks lose and while delivering uber eats deliveries
 

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Todays write up was dead on 🤦‍♂️ 😂


My Analysis

The better team wins and covers this game this afternoon.

That team my friends is the LA Chargers.

First and foremost, no team, that that loses outright at home as an 8-point favorite to the worst team in the NFL is going to win a playoff game.

I'm talking December 1st at home against the 3-14 Tennessee Titans, the Houston Texans lost outright 32-27, one of only two games the Titans covered all year long.

Further more, this Texans defense that everyone says is rock solid, allowed arguably the worst QB in the NFL to go 18 of 24 for 278 yards and 2 touchdowns.

Folks, Will Levis can't hold Justin Herberts nuts in an orgy!!!!!!!!

OH, and the Texans allowed the Titans to rush for 132 yards as well.

If you couldn't stop the Titans, you sure as hell are not going to stop the Chargers.

Since their week 7 loss at Arizona 17-15 this Chargers team finished the year 8-3 wirth their 3 losses coming to Baltimore, Kansas City and Tampa Bay.

Hmmmmm, unlike the Texans losing to the fu#$%@king Titans, the Chargers just so happen to only lose to 3 PLAYOFF TEAMS!!!!!!

Problem #2 facing Houston is the fall from grace of QB C.J Stroud, who after a great rookie year, has been nothing to right home about.

The 2nd year kid from Ohio State faced 6 top 10 defenses in the NFL going 1-5 SU against them.

You are not going to beat rock solid defenses when you threw more INT's than TD's, as Stroud did with 6 touchdowns. versus 7 interceptions.

And now he faces the #1 scoring defense in the NFL with an offensive line that gave up the most sacks in the AFC (52).

Oh, and more QB pressures than any team in the NFL. "Hey CJ, allow me to introduce you to a couple of guys who's last names are Bosa and Mack."

Listen, I realize the Texans pulled off a great upset last year in the playoffs as an underdog blowing out the Cleveland Browns.

Let me remind you the Browns QB was 90-year old Joe Flacco, not the stud taking the field today in Justin Herbert.

I will go down swinging with the #1 scoring defense in the NFL facing a suspect offensive line and a shaky QB all day long.

Lay it with confidence as the Chargers get the win and cover and head to Kansas City for meeting #3 with their division rival.

Let's roll with the boys from burned down La la Land.
 

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way to lose half your imaginary DIMEZ dummy

" Houston lost to Titans, no way they win this game ~ LANG "


finally to prove there is NO JINX and yesterday was a random fluke occurance


this is DONE with 3:43 left and 32-12 , go clutch your pearls if you need to
Respect the superstition of gamblers. You might get your ass kicked at the least a good screaming if you run into one of these types. Just saying.
 

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LOSER LANG 2025 BANKROLL
POSITIVE 128 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR UP $1,280
(MINUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$715)

PAID PICKS: 6-5 / 54.5%

-Lang by Month 2024-
JAN: 14-17 -399 DIMES
FEB: 16-12-1 +274.5 DIMES
MAR: 14-17 -745 DIMES
APR: 12-17 -74.75 DIMES
MAY: 14-17 -450 DIMES
JUN: 12-15 -676 DIMES
JUL: 10-17 -936.75 DIMES
AUG: 17-13-1 +269.75 DIMES
SEP: 17-13 -60 DIMES
OCT: 17-13-1 -58.5 DIMES
NOV: 15-15 -623.5 DIMES
DEC: 14-16 -877 DIMES
-Lang by Month 2025-
JAN: 6-5 +128 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/31 to 1/6, (4W-3L) +228 DIMES (4W-2L +393 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/6)
WEEK 01: 1/7 to 1/13, (3W-2L) -265 DIMES
 

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LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NFL PRE-SEASON (2024-'25)

8-2, +396.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 2-0
75 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 2-1
50 DIME: 3-0


NFL REGULAR SEASON (2024-'25)

22-27, -1,130 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-3
150 DIME: 3-4
100 DIME: 7-6
75 DIME: 8-7
60 DIME: 3-7


NFL PLAYOFFS (2024-'25)

0-1, -195 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 0-1


NCAA FOOTBALL REGULAR SEASON (2024-'25)

26-14-2, +187.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-2
150 DIME: 4-6
100 DIME: 4-3-1
75 DIME: 14-3-1
60 DIME: 2-0
50 DIME: 1-0


NCAA FOOTBALL BOWL SEASON (2024-'25)

7-6, -275 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
150 DIME: 1-2
100 DIME: 2-1
75 DIME: 2-2
60 DIME: 2-0


NBA REGULAR SEASON (2024-'25)

2-3, +24 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME:2-0
60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 0-2


COLLEGE HOOPS REGULAR SEASON (2024-'25)

6-7, -167 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-3
75 DIME: 4-2
60 DIME: 1-2
 

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LOSER LANG 12+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!


NEGATIVE 15,002 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $150,020
(PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x13 = -$175,955)


-Lang Past 12+ Years-
2025: POSITIVE 128 DIMES (01/01/25 to 01/11/25)
2024: NEGATIVE 4,358.75 DIMES
2023: NEGATIVE 1,901.25 DIMES
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)
 

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Dipshit is 2-3 on the week so far, not 3-2.
I hate that you can't edit shit after 5 minutes.
Fuck you Rx!
 

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way to lose half your imaginary DIMEZ dummy

" Houston lost to Titans, no way they win this game ~ LANG "


finally to prove there is NO JINX and yesterday was a random fluke occurance


this is DONE with 3:43 left and 32-12 , go clutch your pearls if you need to
Here is a "Lang"dicapping tip:

If someone is fading Lang's pick at the rating he gives it, they might want to consider upping the ante a bit when he uses

language like "no way" this or "no way" like above that because over time I habe noticed that when he gets overly cocky with his

picks, it simply makes it even more likely he will lose!!
 

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So XENO is Bee?
That would BEE right. A friend who I met and hung out with over 20 years ago with a huge crew of gamblers from the net from all over the country. Sheesh how time flies.
 

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Here is a "Lang"dicapping tip:

If someone is fading Lang's pick at the rating he gives it, they might want to consider upping the ante a bit when he uses

language like "no way" this or "no way" like above that because over time I habe noticed that when he gets overly cocky with his

picks, it simply makes it even more likely he will lose!!

Buddy he used that type of over the top 🐎 💩 5 days a week maybe more

in 2024. If he won 3 in a row and you went bigger. Daily, You bailed out soon because this idiot won 5 in a row maybe twice in 2024
 

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The master money manager
Wins the 75 & 60 plays , Loses 100 & up plays , why doesn’t the turd play the same amount ….. this is why he is who he is ….A Turd
 

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