i got a raccoon in my garage...what do i do?

[Dawoofdaddy]

Id like to see the coon take on Randy Moss in an endzone for I would bet on the coon to prevent the completion.

:think:

 

[viking611]

WOOF...love the avatar, but I'm tired of it already!! :lolBIG: scares me!!

 

[Illini]

Viking- What the hell are you doing up at this hour, and where have you been for the last week?

 

[viking611]

Hiding....go to bed!!!

 

[Doug]

I'd think the coon would go away soon enough on it's own. The carbon monoxide poisoning method would certainly work, as well.

 

[TTinCO]

Had a friend who blew a hole in his eves with a shotgun because there was a family of birds living and chirping away all night. He went on a bender and couldn’t take the peep peep peep all day so he loaded up the 12 gauge and blew a hole in the roof.

If a couple of my neighbors don't do something about their dogs & their non-stop barking, I may have a very similar story in the near future.

 

[DELSOLII]

TTinco,

Please give me some good advice. I am still in limbo over my neighbor's dogs. I have a thread in CC chit chat about this same topic. Your advice is needed!!!!


Sol II

 

[Paterno]

When I was in high school, I had a neighbor with a dog that would constantly bark. I finally got fed up and bought one of those pump up BB guns at Wal Mart. Every time it barked, I would open up the window and shoot him with a couple pumps. After a couple times, all I had to do was barely touch the window and he would shut up (Pavlov).

 

[G.MONEY]

Blue....Sorry I saw this to late, But all you need to do is take a Sand Wedge or Pitching wedge to His skull. I have done it a couple of time, it works well, Just do not have on good clothes, It has a way of getting messy.

And by the way DO NOT MISS.........But it does work..........G.

 

[blueedwards]

Blue....Sorry I saw this to late, But all you need to do is take a Sand Wedge or Pitching wedge to His skull. I have done it a couple of time, it works well, Just do not have on good clothes, It has a way of getting messy.

And by the way DO NOT MISS.........But it does work..........G.

i hit him with my lobb wedge but, it only got him halfway out of the garage (got nice height though...bounced off my ten speed hanging from the ceiling). should have used a 6-iron. that would've got him to about the middle of the driveway.

 

[Doug]

When I was in high school, I had a neighbor with a dog that would constantly bark. I finally got fed up and bought one of those pump up BB guns at Wal Mart. Every time it barked, I would open up the window and shoot him with a couple pumps. After a couple times, all I had to do was barely touch the window and he would shut up (Pavlov).

I do that with the neighbor's kids !

 

[Dawoofdaddy]

Bump, for this was among the funniest threads of 2005.

With warmer than usual Winter temperatures throughout the Midwest, was wondering if another raccoon appeared in the garage.

 

[Paterno]

Great Call...This was classic.

I forwarded this thread to so many people back in September.


:lol:

 

[REDEYE]

Just saw this, thought it was another Super Bowl prop, my bad

 

[JudgeWapner]

Barbeque.

 

[blueedwards]

boys, i am happy to say i am coon free. going on 5 months now...

 

[tooran]

boys, i am happy to say i am coon free. going on 5 months now...

You're not out of the woods yet. The first coon may have laid a bunch of eggs in your garage, and coon eggs take 6 months to hatch. You might have a big problem next month.

 

[blueedwards]

i saw those bad boys under a box. gathered them up and made a huge omlette on new year's eve. tasted like chicken

 

[Journeyman]

Did you meet the 8 is enough guy yet?

 

[blueedwards]

Did you meet the 8 is enough guy yet?

march 11th is the wedding in cali. looking forward to it. i hope to get an improptu meeting with scott baio.