i got a raccoon in my garage...what do i do?

[JohnnieKnoxville]

Put an Ashlee Simpson CD into a jambox, them put the jambox in the garage(with the garage door open), then turn it up to maximum volume.

"You me wanna..you make me wanna..screauaueuhum!"

:lolBIG:

 

[JohnnieKnoxville]

Call the President...he may or may not be able to have it evacuated in a week.

:lolBIG:

 

[TTinCO]

Blue, it's a fuckin racoon---not some psychopathic inbred attack animal that is going to latch onto your crotch!

Grow a pair, grab a shovel & run the oversized rat out......geez.

If that doesn't work, just have your wife go kill it

 

[JimmyHoffa]

Careful now Blue, those raccoons can be tough.

 

[WorldNumberOne]

Use at least a 7, preferably a 9 or sand wedge...and snag it on the upswing right at the base of the back of the neck.

no . a 9 or a wedge will cause the coon to be lofted to high and it will come down soft with a little spin..

you want to keep it low and under the wind..

i would say a 3 or 4 iron and make a full turn and be sure to release your hands. you want to play this one a little right to left...

keep your head down..

 

[lander]

Blue,
You need to shock and awe it. Be sure to send the neighbor's kids in after it with BB guns while making the neighbor finance the operation.

Of course, the open-ended BB gun manufacturing contract needs to go to your best friend.

 

[PokerKingJim]

Blue,
You need to shock and awe it. Be sure to send the neighbor's kids in after it with BB guns while making the neighbor finance the operation.

Of course, the open-ended BB gun manufacturing contract needs to go to your best friend.

:lolBIG: - And if the neighbor doesn't like it - call him unpatriotic

Better yet just get in there and "smoke em out" like Arabians from caves. A package of smoke bombs cant cost more than a few bucks

 

[Dante]

get a BIG ALLEY CAT and do not feed the cat for 3 days:smoker2: then throw it in the garage and lock the door

 

[monicus]

Shut the door and start your car. When its over take the pelt and nail to your garage door as a warning to others.

 

[VaultedTreehouse]

Call animal control. Unless its rabid it can be released somewhere...One time there was a rabid one in my garage and the cop shot it and animal control took it away and left rabies blood all over the place to be cleaned up. Pretty gross.

 

[Fishhead]

What does a raccoon hide go for these days?

Back in the 70's they fetched around $35.

 

[Phonebook]

that alley cat would get destroyed

 

[JohnnyDeMarco]

light bulb in paper bag
stomp it-make it saw dust
mix with hamburger meat
leave out for racoon
it will eat it
it will bleed to death inside
works for squirrels in attic too.

 

[tooran]

Sell yer house. Make sure the new house you buy is raccoon-free.

 

[Dante]

that alley cat would get destroyed

not if its 3 days without food and a good size one

odds

Alley cat -120
raccon +130

 

[arniesarmy]

Give me the limit on the coon. The Crocodile Hunter can do the play-by-play and OLN will televise it.

 

[JimmyHoffa]

Give me soom of that coon action too Dante.

 

[tooran]

My uncle taught me how to catch a raccoon.

Dig a hole about 3 feet wide, 3 feet deep. Fill the hole with ashes and embers. Put a bunch of peas around the hole, right close to the edge.

When the raccoon comes to take a pee, kick him in the ash hole.

 

[Dawoofdaddy]

get a BIG ALLEY CAT and do not feed the cat for 3 days:smoker2: then throw it in the garage and lock the door

Ill lay the limit on the coon if its close to even money.

:drink:

 

[blueedwards]

trying the bleach soaked towels and eminem c/ds all day. if its still there when i get home from work, i'm putting on the catchers mask, ski gloves and going in there.