Unaware of what year it was, Joe wandered the streets desperate for help. But the English language had deteriorated into a hybrid of hillbilly, valleygirl, inner-city slang and various grunts. Joe was able to understand them, but when he spoke in an ordinary voice he sounded pompous and faggy to them.
as far as misspelled words go, don't think there is a word spelled wrong more on the net than definitely, seems 80% of the time it is spelled definately