bellyputter said:
In Oklahoma we wager on sports on the internet and make shit up on posting forums. Good Luck
This is true of Oklahoma. They also "suck."
-Don't forget that ya'll worship OU.
In Texas, the rest of the country thinks that you still ride horses and have cows and armadillos on every corner. This is probably true outside of all cities with under 20000 peeps.
-"Ya'll" is a trademark of everyday conversation.
-Things are definately way slower-paced compared to the west coast and northeast, outside of the interstates-having the 3rd ranked (Dallas) road rage national ranking.
-Hunting is a staple here. Deer/Dove/Duck are the best.
-Barbeque here is the best.
-Red draws (tomato juice, beer, salt/pepper and worchestire) originated here.
-I have been all around da world and the girls here are the best. (Also: Girls within the 500 mile circumference of the Boston make me want to puke)
-We all have huge dicks and bang tons of chicks. (None related to us as that is to the state northeast).
-I'm guessing it probably takes about 2 weeks to drive through this state-which would piss me off.
and we are full of 10 thousand dollar millionaires!!
-Hence-we LOVE WAL MART