Things that might annoy your Casino Dealer

[festeringZit]

The one thing that absolutely annoys the F out of me is guys that get mad at 3rd base for making the wrong moves. It is their money, let them do what they want. What they do may influence the outcome of that hand you lost, but why don't you say the same thing when their stupid move took the dealer's 21 and gave you a W. It evens out in the end and what that person does will not change you bottom line long term one bit.

If you are counting cards then that is something else, but you can't expect others on your table to know a card count and act accordingly.

Even for us card counters, the play of others doesn't affect our results (in terms of EV). Unless, they are eating cards and causing a needless shuffle-up in a positive count.

 

[CHOPTALK]

I hate it when I make the correct move hitting on 12 with the dealer showing a 2 and some idiot calls me an idiot for doing that.

 

[kidman232]

#8 if your always flat betting and decide to bump your bet to some crazy amount for yourself, dont blame me when you lose it. cant tell you how many bj players who bet 10 a hand will go up to 75 and act shocked when they lose. its like you won the last 5-6 hands in a row, law of averages your going to lose at some point, especially with the house edge, if you werent adding to each bet on the run, dont randomly just load up on 1.

 

[CHOPTALK]

I bet 5team likes it when players "bump" bets at his table

 

[gynecologist]

On my 21st birthday in Vegas, a dealer was literally playing my hands for me... I made like $300 until she left...

I tipped her well... Kidman or 5, have you ever done something similar to that?

 

[5teamparlay]

#9 on a dead game - any game, but especially craps when I'm enjoying good conversation with co-workers.

Some douchebag walks up with 20 bucks and says you (guys) look bored.


Well we weren't Fucker.

 

[kidman232]

i assume u were wasted, but had an idea normally what do i. ive done it with new people to bj, not so much drunks. where i basically tell them every basic move to do, stay i have a bust, double your 11, typically you hit here etc, i try to teach ppl bc again i want them to win bc they are more likely to tip. whats annoying is when you have someone who doesnt know how to play, asks you what to do, then does the complete opposite, and then bitches about how tough you are. player has a 15 im showing a 6, what should i do, its in your best odds to stay, ok ummm hit me, you have 25 sir. then i flip over 16 and draw like a 2 and clean 4/5ths of the table out on the hand bc they stayed on like 12's and 13's etc

 

[kidman232]

#10- when a player walks up to a table and buys in for $20 and keeps wanting you to call over the floor so they can get rated. you just bought in for $20 your probably going to get 3 hands in or so, your not going to earn shit, quit holding the game up

 

[gynecologist]

Kidman, I wasn't that drunk.. She saw my Id and I felt like she was playing my hands...

She wouldn't even wait for my decision, she straight up was hitting and staying for me...
I'd try to make a signal and she would move past me before I even could...

She was doing me a favor cause it was my 21st birthday

 

[kidman232]

ive seen it in vegas as a player, but you can normally get away with being pretty drunk in vegas, here there pretty quick and hard in getting you off the floor if your drunk. if you were tipping well and she thought you were too drunk to play smart, not shocked she auto-played it for you, especially if you werent objecting and were happy

 

[gynecologist]

I think she was doing it cause it was my 21st birthday... Like a present..

I was not drunk..

 

[kidman232]

lets add some more things to the list

 

[kidman232]

* sitting there playing with your chips non stop. I think this is mostly a poker players problem, probably from nervous energy. nothing is more annoying than listening to a player shuffle a stack of chips back n forth for an hr

 

[kidman232]

* buying in sloppy. dont come to the table and buy in for 173 and take 19 bills to do it. throwing a stack of wrinkled bills facing every direction and facing opposite sides just slows the table down greatly. stop at the cage before hand and clean that shit up, look like you have gambled before, especially if your going to high limit.

 

[kidman232]

* complaining about changing cards or dealers bc the table was hot. No jackass they didnt change the cards out bc they just felt like it, its regulated by the state gambling commission, so unless someone just hit a straight flush paying out thousands of dollars on one hand, they are changing the cards because they have to. Also dealers actually get breaks, sorry you think you should get the same "dealer dumping to you" all night, but they do get some rest. always the one never tipping said hot dealer that bitches the most

 

[Hotpizza]

#8 if your always flat betting and decide to bump your bet to some crazy amount for yourself, dont blame me when you lose it. cant tell you how many bj players who bet 10 a hand will go up to 75 and act shocked when they lose. its like you won the last 5-6 hands in a row, law of averages your going to lose at some point, especially with the house edge, if you werent adding to each bet on the run, dont randomly just load up on 1.

In your time dealing, what betting methods have you seen that work best? I have two ways of wagering which is the grind and the 10-1 style.

 

[C.P.]

* buying in sloppy. dont come to the table and buy in for 173 and take 19 bills to do it. throwing a stack of wrinkled bills facing every direction and facing opposite sides just slows the table down greatly. stop at the cage before hand and clean that shit up, look like you have gambled before, especially if your going to high limit.

lol..this can and should work for all Table games....

at least look like you belong (don't bring your paper route money)...lol

 

[kidman232]

it all depends how a given shoe is going, i see most people get burned by stacking to there bet when the dealer keeps winning. bet 25 lose, bet 50 lose, bet 100 lose etc, they dont think they can lose 6-7 hands in a row and before you know it, they are broke. if its a good shoe, people that stack on a winning streak, have gone on some nice runs on me, turn 100 into a couple thousand in a hot shoe. flat bettors tend to get nowhere. honestly i pull alot of hands as a dealer, im very much a house dealer and rarely dump of any consequence to anyone. people tend to quickly leave my table or those that stay, normally get punished. its also very ironic that those who should be tipping and arent, normally get waxed, karma does tend to be a bitch in gambling

 

[Recon792]

i dont smoke and my casino allows smoking and it can be very aggrevating at times. i truly appreciate players that set their ash trays and cig on an empty seat or turn their heads away from the table when the exhale, but there are alot of assholes that just blow it right into u or let their cig smoke unattended on the table and create a fog. sometimes ill find my eyes begin to water or even start to lose my voice from it. so i try to pop a mint or 2 before i go to every table

hmm -- that 2nd hand smoke is a big time killer --

 

[Recon792]

#10- when a player walks up to a table and buys in for $20 and keeps wanting you to call over the floor so they can get rated. you just bought in for $20 your probably going to get 3 hands in or so, your not going to earn shit, quit holding the game up

ahhahaaa -- i see this all the time