The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[lastguyoffthabench]

The only thing he can market is his 30 dime MNF. Look for it to be saints and over teaser... If not that. He will only go 20 dimes saints. A normal person would take a knee here, but not Lang

"There is no disputing how hot I have been on Monday night [and have shit the bed every other day].

And I prove it once again with a 2nd straight 30 dime winner, a 3rd straight Monday night winner and 8 of my last 10 overall [just like how I proved this weekend that I love picking games under pressure].

No matter what has gone on here the last few weeks [or years, only down 5000 dimes since the dawn of the internet] the one constant in all this madness has been my abilitiy this year to win on this day [and then give it all back by Thursday]"



Also, I love how this website charges JUICE on parlays for record purposes. HAHAHAHA. Bunch of morons.

 

[wachman]

I will make it 2 straight 30 Dimers tonight.

I will make it 3 Monday's in a row tonight.

I will make it 8 out of 10 Monday's tonight.

And that is all I have to say about that.


^Spoken like the true retard that he is.

 

[Oceanview]

He had Duke - 4.5 for 20 dimes..over Kansas..he won that bet..pure luck..but he won.

I dont think he has had a bball release yet but when he does pimpy will track it accordingly!

 

[THEDIRTYHUSTLER]

Here comes another MNF teaser.

 

[Oceanview]

From across the hall:
30 dime release: 2 team - 7 point teaser: Saints - 1/2 and OVER 44

 

[lastguyoffthabench]

Not even sure of giants injuries, but we all knew this play was coming... Ill just go giants ML and giants + points

 

[runner5k]

He had Duke - 4.5 for 20 dimes..over Kansas..he won that bet..pure luck..but he won.

Oh yeah so did everyone else at that website!

 

[chevycola]

Does he realize just how dumb he sounds when he says "I'm going to make it TWO straight 30 Dimers"????

I mean seriously - that means his 'winning' streak is currently at ONE! hno: Lang - that's not a streak. What IS a streak is the tremendous amount of consistent losing you do. IDIOT.

Two straight? Brandon - that's NOTHING to brag about. I can flip coins and do that.

 

[THEDIRTYHUSTLER]

Fuck me I just played saints -7......................Just have to hope the game stays under but how do you really fade him with a teaser? Do not think you can.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Long Term Loser Lang Monday Video

His free pick is Giants-Saints under in the 1st half.

 

[Oceanview]

Spoken like the true idiot he is..."I'm not looking behind"..WTF? Is he simply going to pretend it didn't happen....AGAIN? He is lucky he has no money and no one would book his action or his bookie would be BEHIND him while raping his ass. Keep looking forward Lang..your future is so bright!! DUMB FUCKER!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang looks like an Oompa Loompa in that video.

 

[wachman]

I love the "Sunday of Deliverence" line from yesterday. I bust out laughing to myself every time I think of it. He really did take it in the a$$ on that "Sunday of Deliverence" ! Too Funny.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Even his own site is shitting on him.

First they tell him his Falcons play is a push instead of a win and then they say he lost 220 dimes instead of the 218 I have him down for.

I think whoever is grading his plays over there keeps charging him 2 dimes of juice on his 20 dime parlay bets, when it should be just a straight 20 dime loser.

It must be DeMarco who grades all the plays and we all know how much he loves to stick it to Lang every chance he gets, lol.

 

[GGZOLA]

5dimes usually has some props like" "NO -7 or OV 51" or reverse. Waiting to see if they have something like that, will take "NYG +7 or UN 51". just not sure about the odds.

 

[chevycola]

How is Monday a "Monster Bailout Day" when he all he's betting is 30 fucking dimes???

How does 30 dimes bail out anyone of the 200+ dimes they blew over the weekend? hno:

That's some "Monster Bailout" Brandon - you dumb mother fucker.

 

[GGZOLA]

better for us chevy, dont wanna give all these units back with one huge win. Let him bury himself again in increments

 

[$bunny$]

How is Monday a "Monster Bailout Day" when he all he's betting is 30 fucking dimes???

How does 30 dimes bail out anyone of the 200+ dimes they blew over the weekend? hno:

That's some "Monster Bailout" Brandon - you dumb mother fucker.

Word!! He's down 495 dimes for the week. Well, it's good news for some faders because they can just cash out for the week, not having to worry the 'BIG TEASER". LOL

 

[$bunny$]

And now it's time for Deep Thoughts, with Brandon Lang...

Someone needs to archive this "bad boy"!!

 

[olballcoach]

"See, that's the beauty of the Internet. I don't need some phony monitoring service to document my wins and losses. Instead, you - my customers - do that for me. You validate my opinion and assure my credibility. And that's why we're a team" - brandon lang