The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang Football Tracker

NFL Preseason

6-6, +10 Dimes


NFL Regular Season

27-29-2, -577 Dimes

NFL Dime Ratings

100 DIME: 1-4

80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 2-4
50 DIME: 1-2-1
40 DIME: 3-5-1
30 DIME: 5-2
25 DIME: 3-1
20 DIME: 11-9
15 DIME: 0-1
10 DIME: 1-0


NCAA Football

32-39, -366 Dimes

NCAA Dime Ratings

100 DIME: 0-1

75 DIME: 4-4
50 DIME: 1-2
40 DIME: 4-4
30 DIME: 2-3
25 DIME: 5-4
20 DIME: 9-10
15 DIME: 5-6
10 DIME: 2-5

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

The other guys at the site that were on the Falcons today, DeMarco, O'Brien, Benton, are all having their plays graded as a push, that is why I graded Lang's play as a push. I'm not going to give him a win when his own site won't even do it.

This is the message DeMarco posted...

10 Dime - Falcons - Push

(I personally won this play at -9 1/2 as did, I would think, the majority
of you, but since the line moved to -10 around 11:30 AM Eastern,
I'm taking the push)

If anything changes I will update Lang's record accordingly.

 

[June_Jones]

Timing could not be better as bowl season is right around the corner. Stay locked in on the prime directive and we'll all have plenty of cash in our pockets by early Jan.

 

[titleist731]

Length of tomorrow's video PROP bet

1. Less than 1:59 minutes long: -1500
2. Between 2:00-2:59 minutes long: +200
3. More than 3 minutes long: +800

If there is no video because of "Technical Difficulties", then all plays are void.

there should be a line for technical difficulties! no way he has a video after this masterpiece of a sunday

 

[lastguyoffthabench]

Lang will find a way to put 500 dimes on the over... Then have a heat attack and lose his own bet.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

And now it's time for Deep Thoughts, with Brandon Lang...

 

[GGZOLA]

no more hooker/wife money!!!!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang's video from Friday, the day after he had his ass handed to him on Thanksgiving day.

Listen from about 1:10 to 1:31, where Lang all but assures us that come Tuesday morning he will be on video talking about another winning week. We even get one of his gay hand claps. I'm surprised he didn't yell BOOOYA!

So for Lang to be on video Tuesday, talking about another winning week, he needs to win 500 Dimes on Monday night. @)

 

[chevycola]

Here's Brandon Lang's video for Monday:

Followed by a video of one of his sucker customers...

 

[FGators]

No way he'll be updating his site before 2:00 PM. What a loser.

 

[wachman]

The whole thing with Lang has been a joke for years. He wants to be a good handicapper so bad. But its not about how he picks the games. Its about his smug attitude in the face of huge losses. If he would just admit that he sucks and that its all about getting new sales and new customers, people would respect him a little more. He may even get some better karma. Just once I want him to admit that he can't handicap for shit and he knows it. Trust me, we know it already.

 

[wizardofodd]

I'll bet he has a 100 dime teaser on Saints+Over...dont know what way he can really go on the game tonight without buying points on Saints at -130 or so.

 

[lastguyoffthabench]

The only thing he can market is his 30 dime MNF. Look for it to be saints and over teaser... If not that. He will only go 20 dimes saints. A normal person would take a knee here, but not Lang

 

[lastguyoffthabench]

That's what you get when you babble about two winning Weeks in a row, thanks to a lucky 3 tm parlay. Works for faders, because now it will be a standard move when he is down. 3 teams straight up and then parlayed... I guess he still thinks he is in high school. Even if he went 2-1, he wins a monster 16 dimes. Idiotic.

 

[olballcoach]

Seriously how do you pick Seattle -3 as your 100 dimer? He's a TARD!!!!!

 

[runner5k]

Seriously how do you pick Seattle -3 as your 100 dimer? He's a TARD!!!!!

Plus with a quarterback with a bad pectoral and couldnt pass the ball worth a damn so they were limited to running the ball most of the time

 

[wachman]

Lang, please do a video today. I can't wait to hear this shit.

 

[Gregcgco]

Has Lang had any college hoops plays this year? If so, do we know what his record is? Thanks!

JUST FADE BABY!!

 

[runner5k]

Has Lang had any college hoops plays this year? If so, do we know what his record is? Thanks!

JUST FADE BABY!!

I dont think he has had a bball release yet but when he does pimpy will track it accordingly!

 

[jerrybraz]

Get ready for 30 Dime off line money move #2 in a row from the King of Monday Night!