The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[gmoney22]

ATTENTION LANGER:

Who gives a f%^k about your 4-2 record. Your scorecard is your "bankroll" and in spite of your self proclaimed "on fire record" your bankroll is in the shitter. No BL, the Rams didn't implode you just picked them as your "big play" and your bad mojo willed them to a lose. Can't wait for him to build the bankroll with 10-15 dime shit plays so he can blow himself up once the weekend arrives.......FADE, FADE and FADE some more

 

[chevycola]

To a paying customer, the most irritating thing about Lang has to be when he blames the teams for all his losing, yet takes personal credit for every win. When a client LOSES MONEY - the last thing they want to hear is this bullshitter. Own your losses.

I mean, who tells their clients to wager 100 Dimes on a fucking 1-6 team? I mean SERIOUSLY - what kind of handicapper makes THAT turd of a game his big play of the weekend???? That is a classic throwaway game. When you put the most dimes on a crummy football team, and then complain that the crummy football team fucked you, you look as DUMB as you ever have Brandon. If there was ever evidence he doesn't really know much about handicapping football and gambling in general, yesterday's Rams bet and today's excuses are the best evidence you will ever see.

 

[KokomoJoe]

You don't fade the teaser, however I am on that teaser....... crap.

 

[angliatzi]

To a paying customer, the most irritating thing about Lang has to be when he blames the teams for all his losing, yet takes personal credit for every win. When a client LOSES MONEY - the last thing they want to hear is this bullshitter. Own your losses.

I mean, who tells their clients to wager 100 Dimes on a fucking 1-6 team? I mean SERIOUSLY - what kind of handicapper makes THAT turd of a game his big play of the weekend???? That is a classic throwaway game. When you put the most dimes on a crummy football team, and then complain that the crummy football team fucked you, you look as DUMB as you ever have Brandon. If there was ever evidence he doesn't really know much about handicapping football and gambling in general, yesterday's Rams bet and today's excuses are the best evidence you will ever see.

"money management and discipline= success"

 

[cincy_]

I mean, who tells their clients to wager 100 Dimes on a fucking 1-6 team?

It was not only a 1-6 team, it was a 1-6 team on the road.

The guy is a genius ... I wonder if he's somehow related to Albert Einstein ... a distant relative maybe? Any German blood in him?

 

[ccat1133]

please tell me this clown will be making plays all basketball season as well

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

And another Lang teaser shits the bed.

 

[runner5k]

please tell me this clown will be making plays all basketball season as well

He always has

Gotta love Lang choking after bragging about how great and locked in he is. Probably gonna brag that he had the right total just teased the wrong team

 

[wachman]

Another loss with another stupid pick. Chicago was a live dog here and he teases down Philly's overinflated line. He really is a cluless fool.

 

[rza]

thanks again Lang - faded your teaser and hit it by a 1/2 point. keep em coming you magnificant douchebag

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

BRANDON LANG

BACK @ BRANDONLANG.COM (1/7/11)

196-225-1, -1,426 Dimes
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PUMPKINHEAD RESULTS for 11/7

30 DIMES / 7 POINT TEASER-EAGLES-2-o40 -130 / LOSER

TOTAL: -39 DIMES
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PUMPKINHEAD For The Week: 11/1 to 11/7

TUE: 0-1, -19.5 DIMES

WED: 1-0, +10 DIMES

THU: 2-1, +18 DIMES

FRI: 1-0, +10 DIMES

SAT: 2-1, -42.5 DIMES

SUN: 2-1, -60 DIMES

MON: 0-1, -39 DIMES


This Week Total: 8-5, -123 DIMES


LANG LAST 26 WEEKS

10/25 to 10/31: 3-13, -369.5 DIMES
10/18 to 10/24: 5-9, -318.5 DIMES
10/11 to 10/17: 7-4, +106 DIMES
10/4 to 10/10: 7-5, +141 DIMES
9/27 to 10/3: 10-1, +279.5 DIMES
9/20 to 9/26: 7-5, +5.5 DIMES
9/13 to 9/19: 4-7, -121 DIMES
9/6 to 9/12: 2-6, -102 DIMES
8/30 to 9/5: 3-4, +8.5 DIMES
8/23 to 8/29: 6-3, +25 DIMES
8/16 to 8/22: 4-7, -16 DIMES
8/9 to 8/15: 2-6, -63 DIMES
8/2 to 8/8: 2-5, -47.25 DIMES
7/26 to 8/1: 4-2, +31.5 DIMES
7/19 to 7/25: 5-2, +32.5 DIMES
7/12 to 7/18: 2-3, +3.5 DIMES
7/5 to 7/11: 3-3, +2.5 DIMES
6/28 to 7/4: 5-2, +35.5 DIMES
6/21 to 6/27: 4-3, +/-0.00 DIMES
6/14 to 6/20: 3-5, -74.5 DIMES
6/7 to 6/13: 4-6-1, +76.5 DIMES
5/31 to 6/6: 6-5, -1 DIME
5/24 to 5/30: 7-7, -176.5 DIMES
5/17 to 5/23: 5-7, -68.75 DIMES
5/10 to 5/16: 4-10, -207 DIMES
5/3 to 5/9: 6-9, +13 DIMES
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Lang's complete record for 2011 is

200-229-1, -1,389.25 DIMES
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Lang for November

8-5, -123 DIMES
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November Dimes

100 DIME: 0-1

75 DIME: 0-1
30 DIME: 0-1
25 DIME: 2-0
20 DIME: 4-1
15 DIME: 0-1
10 DIME: 2-0
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Lang by Month

October: 29-31, -176 DIMES

September: 19-21, -170.5 DIMES

August: 15-23, -109.25 DIMES

July: 15-12, +58 DIMES

June: 20-17-1, +72 DIMES

May: 23-38, -511.25 DIMES

April: 25-33, -397.75 DIMES

March: 16-18, +12.5 DIMES

February: 16-14, -73 DIMES

January: 14-17, +28 DIMES
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[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang Football Tracker

NFL Preseason

6-6, +10 Dimes


NFL Regular Season

24-19, -153.5 Dimes

NFL Dime Ratings

100 DIME: 1-3

80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 2-1
50 DIME: 1-1
40 DIME: 3-3
30 DIME: 4-1
25 DIME: 3-1
20 DIME: 10-7
15 DIME: 0-1


NCAA Football

23-28, -325 Dimes

NCAA Dime Ratings

100 DIME: 0-1

75 DIME: 2-3
50 DIME: 1-1
40 DIME: 2-2
30 DIME: 0-2
25 DIME: 4-3
20 DIME: 7-5
15 DIME: 5-6
10 DIME: 2-5

 

[olballcoach]

What a Douche! Worst capper ever. He's going to kill himself soon.

 

[FGators]

I like the fact that this moron actually believed he could monopoly money chase his way close to even or ahead for the year about a month ago. Now he's back to doing what he always does: losing horribly.

 

[Oceanview]

I'm waiting for Green Bay -600 money line over Minnesota for 300 dimes..."sometimes things look so good, you just need to rollup your sleeves and go for it" type BS

 

[sdsoils]

^^^^ hahaha will probably happen, im sure he "likes the way these guys are playing right now" / end analysis

 

[lastguyoffthabench]

-493.5 since football has started... Including some baseball too..... Hedging the free money (which still left him negative for the ws) to win only 35 dimes was stupid when you consider the fact he will throw 100 on terrible games...

 

[sdsoils]

Yesssssss, 40 dimes rock solid major money move coming right down mainstreet!!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Long Term Loser Lang Tuesday Video

All he talks about is how ROCK SOLID he was last week, Tuesday thru Friday, going 4-2, like that fucking means he's going to kill it this week. Hey Lang, the week does not start on Tuesday and end on Friday. You forgot your wonderful showing on Saturday, Sunday and Monday. I swear, some of the nonsense Lang spews from his giant pumpkin head is just unbelievable sometimes.

His free pick is Bowling Green plus the points.

 

[Oceanview]

From across the hall:
40 dime play - Western Michigan +12