The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[rza]

he does look a little haggard - must have been getting fukced in the ass all night by his lady boy. good stuff though - he rants on how the Chargers should have blown KC out and all the opportunities they squandered to put up points. well - had they put all those points up on the board the dipshit would lost his teaser on the Under.

n.ill +16.5 and Under 76.5 it is.

 

[stringer47]

HaHa another teaser is strong evidence of 2 things:

1. he reads the forums and thinks he is getting a small victory over us by putting out teasers that are "harder" to fade.

2. he has no real customers because nobody would buy this crap.

I wonder if his "millionaires" club is getting REAL picks...If only santa and the easter bunny could let us know!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Crackhead Lang loses yet another teaser, lol.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

BRANDON LANG

BACK @ BRANDONLANG.COM (1/7/11)

188-222-1, -1,322.5 Dimes
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PUMPKINHEAD RESULTS for 11/1

15 DIMES / TOLEDO -2/o60.5 TEASER -130 / LOSER

TOTAL: -19.5 DIMES
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PUMPKINHEAD For The Week: 11/1 to 11/7

TUE: 0-1, -19.5 DIMES

WED:

THU:

FRI:

SAT:

SUN:

MON:


This Week Total: 0-1, -19.5 DIMES


LANG LAST 26 WEEKS

10/25 to 10/31: 3-13, -369.5 DIMES
10/18 to 10/24: 5-9, -318.5 DIMES
10/11 to 10/17: 7-4, +106 DIMES
10/4 to 10/10: 7-5, +141 DIMES
9/27 to 10/3: 10-1, +279.5 DIMES
9/20 to 9/26: 7-5, +5.5 DIMES
9/13 to 9/19: 4-7, -121 DIMES
9/6 to 9/12: 2-6, -102 DIMES
8/30 to 9/5: 3-4, +8.5 DIMES
8/23 to 8/29: 6-3, +25 DIMES
8/16 to 8/22: 4-7, -16 DIMES
8/9 to 8/15: 2-6, -63 DIMES
8/2 to 8/8: 2-5, -47.25 DIMES
7/26 to 8/1: 4-2, +31.5 DIMES
7/19 to 7/25: 5-2, +32.5 DIMES
7/12 to 7/18: 2-3, +3.5 DIMES
7/5 to 7/11: 3-3, +2.5 DIMES
6/28 to 7/4: 5-2, +35.5 DIMES
6/21 to 6/27: 4-3, +/-0.00 DIMES
6/14 to 6/20: 3-5, -74.5 DIMES
6/7 to 6/13: 4-6-1, +76.5 DIMES
5/31 to 6/6: 6-5, -1 DIME
5/24 to 5/30: 7-7, -176.5 DIMES
5/17 to 5/23: 5-7, -68.75 DIMES
5/10 to 5/16: 4-10, -207 DIMES
5/3 to 5/9: 6-9, +13 DIMES
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Lang's complete record for 2011 is

192-225-1, -1,285.75 DIMES
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Lang for November

0-1, -19.5 DIMES
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November Dimes

15 DIME: 0-1
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Lang by Month

October: 29-31, -176 DIMES

September: 19-21, -170.5 DIMES

August: 15-23, -109.25 DIMES

July: 15-12, +58 DIMES

June: 20-17-1, +72 DIMES

May: 23-38, -511.25 DIMES

April: 25-33, -397.75 DIMES

March: 16-18, +12.5 DIMES

February: 16-14, -73 DIMES

January: 14-17, +28 DIMES
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[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang Football Tracker

NFL Preseason

6-6, +10 Dimes


NFL Regular Season

22-17, -54.5 Dimes

NFL Dime Ratings

100 DIME: 1-2

80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 2-1
50 DIME: 1-1
40 DIME: 3-3
30 DIME: 4-0
25 DIME: 1-1
20 DIME: 10-7
15 DIME: 0-1


NCAA Football

17-26, -320.5 Dimes

NCAA Dime Ratings

100 DIME: 0-1

75 DIME: 2-2
50 DIME: 1-1
40 DIME: 2-2
30 DIME: 0-2
25 DIME: 4-3
20 DIME: 3-4
15 DIME: 5-6
10 DIME: 0-5

 

[BettingFoodStamps]

On the teasers just fade his team pick. It seems to keep losing. Toss the under overs.

 

[BettingFoodStamps]

This guy is an idiot. He starts off with "GOOD MONDAY TO YOU". He doesn't even know what fucking DAY it is!!!

HEY BRANDON - IT'S FUCKING TUESDAY DUMMY!!!!!!!!!

And I'm supposed to listen to this guy??

Can you write this any bigger?

 

[$bunny$]

What up? Long time no see.

Just been really busy, glad to see the fucker back to his normal self. LOL

 

[chevycola]

Can you write this any bigger?

If it bugged you - you shouldn't have quoted it. hno:

 

[chevycola]

Seriously, I think the person who mentioned he might be on meth is on to something.

 

[Oceanview]

I loved this - from across the hall in his write up - commenting on last nigth's game and why Toledo didn't use their time outs - classic Lang rant:

"Once again, glorified gym teachers on the sidelines figure out once again how to completely lose a game they should have won.​

Tim Beckman what are you thinking man??????? Seriously, your defense to get you a stop? You let NIU take the clock down to 19 seconds?
You had a better chance of seeing god show up at your coaches office today with a kilo of coke, jenna jameson and 20 hits of E and you and I both know that ain't happening bro. Nice job Tim. Just like the Syracuse game. Nice job."

​

 

[SteveMasters]

Seriously, I think the person who mentioned he might be on meth is on to something.

father time catches up with everyone but not that fast. if you've ever seen those faces of meth pictures/videos, see them all over in vegas area, that's what lang's before and after looks like

 

[Oceanview]

Also, from across the hall:
10 dime Play is Ohio + 3 1/2 points

 

[SteveMasters]

Also, from across the hall:
10 dime Play is Ohio + 3 1/2 points

thanks brother im on it!! lets go temple baby!! more fucking cowbell

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Long Term Loser Lang Wednesday Video

His free pick is Temple-Ohio under the posted total in the first half.


Lang with a short video and he rushes through it like he's gotta go meet his dealer and score! LOL

 

[chevycola]

His free pick is Temple-Ohio under the posted total in the first half.


Lang with a short video and he rushes through it like he's gotta go meet his dealer and score! LOL

No kidding. He looks shaky. There's no way that guy passes a drug test.

 

[SteveMasters]

brace yourself guys, just saw this in another forum!!!!!



I have been off the message boards because my roomate started posting under a different name but same IP address so they banned me. I'm now allowed to come back but had to use a similar but different handle. It is me and I have a report on what our favorite scamdicapper and big time pathological liar Brandon Lang and what he has been up to.
After spending almost four months caddying on three different golf courses and getting asked to leave all three courses Lang is off the fetching the ball circuit. Lang said he was doing it for his book he's trying to finish. Total B.S. He was seperated from his wife and making almost no money on sales during the summer so he did what he does best, try to BS people and shag balls. He got let go from one country club for suspicion of stealing a wallet. At another country club he was bothering members too much and was asked to hit the high road. He then was living with mom in Las Vegas for about 45 days, hence the movie posters in the daily videos from the probably 8 by 12 room. He got back with his wife on a trial basis in early September in a rented home. He's never owned any property anywhere. Trust me we checked. He's probably making less than 3K a month from selling picks, we have a mole in their organization and Lang has gone in two years from doing about 30 radio segments and 3-4 TV shows a week to about 4 radio segments. That's it. 3K a month won't cut it paying for his wife and young daughter. During the summer he borrowed money from his ex partner in Las Vegas, we heard in the 5K to 10K range and hasn't paid him back. I'm sure there are many others he borowed from and the running total on what he owes people ranges from 600K to 800K from the many sources we have. He never picks up a tab for any meal. He has a reputation as the cheapest handicapper in the country.
About three weeks ago Lang flew up and went on an appointment with his old boss Stu Feiner to try to sell some executives on a reality show with both of them as the leads for the show. From my source they both were told that they both had the worst reputations in the business and the answer now and always to their proposal was a big fat NO and don't ever call or e mail the executive again. Budin, Lang's boss doesn't spend a cent on advertising Lang anymore. He's told his people that the name is dead. I'd guess Budin dumps Lang either at the end of football or basketball. It cost them 1K a week to operate the site and the expenses are starting to exceed the income coming in from BrandonLang.com. Unless Budin comes up with a new idea like a Lang Fade site or having Lang and his wife do soft porn it appears the writing is on the wall just like in April 2010 when Al Demarco put up on the website and proclaimed to Brandon Lang, "Your Fired".
Lang is trying to act like things are OK and fine and dandy but hes obviously cracking up. His wife an ex dancer at Spearment Rhino and probably ex prostitute, don't the two go hand in hand is probably on the verge of leaving him again and or getting back into the business. There is no positive cash flow to pay all the bills. We could see Lang either renting and doing a daily video from a one bedroom apartment or back in his old bedroom with mom in the near future. From all sources he's running out of time and options to make decent money. The only people living the high life are the faders from all around the world.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

I read that across the street. It's by the guy who says he used to post under the name Vlad.

The update on Lang all seems pretty believable.

 

[1osubucks]

I liked Ohio tonight, looks like I have to pass.. Can't b on the same side of this train wreck. Maybe the under I guess.. GL fellas

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Now that VLAD, or the supposed VLAD, has made an appearance after a long absence, I wonder if we will ever see RidgeRider again, who was only supposed to be over in Europe for a couple of months? Maybe we should contact Interpol? Have them put out a A.P.B. on ole RR? LOL

One of his last posts back on 1/10/11.

To all Langer Faders I just wanted to let you all know this will be the last day I will be posting games for at least two months at the RX. First, my subscription expires on my package with Eddie Roman's website after today. Second, I am leaving to go to Europe on Wednesday morning for business and mainly pleasure to celebrate my 25th wedding anniversary for two months. Yes, the fade paid for my trip in full. I will return on Sunday March 13th and will then re up and get Langer's games through Budin's site. Sorry to give everyone such short notice. Hopefully someone else can purchase Langer's games so that the Fade stays alive? I'll see everyone back in mid March just in time to watch Langer shit in his bed during March Madness.