The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[runner5k]

He started his video yesterday "Thank god for the NFL"... today its" Thank god for Mondays" soon he wont have anything left to be thankful for

 

[SteveMasters]

damn still no lang the suspense is killing me

 

[Oceanview]

from across the hall;
30 dime play - 7 point - 2 team teaser: San Diego +4 / Under 51 1/2

 

[cincy_]

I am going to hit the alternate spreads on these teasers.

KC -3.5 is currently +240
Looking for Over 51

If KC scores 28 points, I win one of the two ... and Fucktard loses more play money.

 

[titleist731]

i thought 2 team teasers were 6 points.....not 7?

 

[chevycola]

i thought 2 team teasers were 6 points.....not 7?

They are - shows how much DUMMY Lang knows. This guy hasn't gambled his own money in years.

 

[Oceanview]

i thought 2 team teasers were 6 points.....not 7?

A standard teaser is 6 points; but you can buy points - so in this case - 7 point teaser will be laying -130 or 39 dimes to win 30.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

i thought 2 team teasers were 6 points.....not 7?

You can do a 7 point tease on 2 teams. Juice is -130.

I know at 5 dimes you can do 6, 6.5, 7, 7.5, 8, etc..

 

[Oceanview]

He has been doing 7 point and 10 point teasers of late; the special 3 team - 10 point teaser is at -120.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang's website has him down as losing 206 dimes yesterday. By my calculations I have him losing 202.

100 Dime: Pats -2.5 -110 = -110
40 Dime Teaser 10 Points -120 = -48
20 Dime: Seahawks +1.5 -110 = -22
20 Dime: Colts +8.5 -110 = -22

110 + 48 + 22 + 22 = 202

I don't see where they are getting the extra 4 dime loss? Unless he bought a half a point on both those 20 dime plays which I don't think is the case.

I'm just going to leave it at 202 dimes lost.

 

[FadefortheMoney]

Pimpy, maybe he had that 3 teamer at -130 or something? That's the only way I could explain 4 extra dimes.. who knows. Or maybe he bought the Pats down to 2.5 for extra juice?

Hard to believe he'd give himself a bigger loss than necessary haha

 

[Oceanview]

Pimpy - you are right on, he didn't buy any points, etc......he can't pick games and he can't add - too funny!

 

[Ben51781]

From 5dimes:

10/31/11 8:30pm Props Football 4342 KC -2½ or game over 50½ -125*

 

[Oceanview]

Pimpy - this is a good example of your integrity in regards to the running total; Chilidog / Lang should take notice in this case.

 

[cisco]

Pinnacle:
Selection : 1NFL Football for GameSan Diego Chargers 31-October-2011 5:35 PM PSTHandicap +4 for Game Selection : 2NFL Football for GameSan Diego Chargers/Kansas City Chiefs 31-October-2011 5:35 PM PSTTotal Points Under 51.5 for Game
Risking 120.00 to Win 100.00 USD

 

[rza]

Pinnacle:
Selection : 1NFL Football for GameSan Diego Chargers 31-October-2011 5:35 PM PSTHandicap +4 for Game Selection : 2NFL Football for GameSan Diego Chargers/Kansas City Chiefs 31-October-2011 5:35 PM PSTTotal Points Under 51.5 for Game
Risking 120.00 to Win 100.00 USD

shouldn't you have played KC +10 Over 37.5?

 

[easywind1977]

I mean, who wouldn't want to have a major motion picture made about their life? And the countless radio and TV interviews, are incredible too. But, no matter how much I tell you about what Hollywood is like, remember that my focus remains on doing what I do best, and that's making people money.

Listen, they only make movies about winners - and that's me!

- Brandon Lang dot com

 

[cincy_]

shouldn't you have played KC +10 Over 37.5?

If the Chargers win with a last second field goal, the books will take a beating because ALL TEASERS WILL WIN.

So in essence, the fucktard will win a teaser on a game where ALL teasers will end up winning. I guess that's the only way it could have happened.

 

[cincy_]

WOW ... the Chargers fumble ... all teasers will still win/push if KC wins by three ... but if the Chiefs get a TD to win it, fucktard will have found yet another way to lose his teaser and we will all know it's fucktard's fault.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang finally gets a winning day.

I'm fucking embarrassed to be a Chargers fan after that loss. All this Chargers organization knows is how to choke season after season.