The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[Incubus]

I haven't been checking the Rx lately since I'm taking off for Thailand on Wednesday for a 2.5 weeks holiday break from the USA. Getting ready and such. Yup, another erotic waltz in the land of spinners.@) I'll also be mixing in a sidetrip to Cambodia to see my regular pixie named "Darling." Many vets remember who she is. LOL! :lolBIG:Will be filming another series of amateur porn with her - "Christmas in Cambodia!" <><>

Anyway, I just saw the posted video below.

Who the heck is this guy? He is simply AWESOME! I was literally laughing out loud over this performance.

We need to get this guy to join the thread. He's fricking classic!

 

[Ezyryder]

Steve Puppet 50 Dime NFL Sunday Plus Inside the Numbers

Please check out my other videos at http://www.youtube.com/user/WaltAbrams (like Steve Puppet hanging), share your comments, subscribe and tell your friends. Oh and back linking the videos helps too! I will be re-releasing many of my classic videos. Hope to have the Brandon Puppet this afternoon for video #1. Thanks for posting the late game Link.

Sunday, December 5th
Steve Puppet Goes Inside the Real Numbers Plus 50 Dime NFL Release

Steve Puppet pulls no punches as he brushes creative accounting aside and lays out the real numbers since September 4th including his 50 Dime Series Play loser on the Phillies -250 that cost him -62.5 dimes. The damage is on the scale of Katrina. Steve Puppet has released 42 plays in that time frame going a dismal 18-23-1 for -285 dimes. Factor in the cost per play and you're down big bucks. But Steve Puppet has decided to get on the Karma Train and trade in his shoddy accounting measures in hopes of gaining some positive energy.

NFL 11-11 for -67.5 dimes (Counted Baltimore as a loser -7.5 to Tampa Bay)
CFB 7-11-1 for -155 dimes
MLB 0-1 for -62.5 dimes

Steve Puppet is excited to bring you a 50 Dimer today on Seattle -4.5 over Carolina and offers this advice...."Get it and Fade it My Friend"

ALERT: Steve Puppet is still looking for his missing "Caliente" and "Russian" crews that are MIA.

Check back soon for another Steve Puppet presentation. Email stevepuppet@gmail.com

Or to get a look at the real numbers check out Steve Puppet's good friend Joe361 at http://www.therxforum.com/showthread.php?t=765705

 

[Ezyryder]

Introducing Brandon Puppet

I am the proud new papa of a healthy 3 pound 7 oz bundle of joy I have aptly named Brandon Puppet. He is drying right now but should be ready to make his first appearance within the next couple of hours. Please excuse the pictures but we have to be careful with him at the moment. But rest assured I will have my hand up his ass soon enough.

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[joe361]

Brandon Puppet's face isn't orange enough.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Brandon Puppet's face isn't orange enough.

Brandon Puppet needs to call Snooki down at the Jersey Shore and get some of her spray on tan for that nice Oompa Loompa like glow, lol.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

I am the proud new papa of a healthy 3 pound 7 oz bundle of joy I have aptly named Brandon Puppet. He is drying right now but should be ready to make his first appearance within the next couple of hours. Please excuse the pictures but we have to be careful with him at the moment. But rest assured I will have my hand up his ass soon enough.

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Finally, some Brandon Puppet vids for the Fade Brandon Lang thread!

 

[FGators]

Got Lang and the resident mush on the same side, if that is still strong...

 

[runner5k]

Thanks Lang!

side note thanks to resident mush who also missed the total for a nice 2-0 evening to finish the day

 

[Smoke_O]

Brandon Lang is the Devil...unbelievable meltdown by Baltimore's offense. Only when Lang backs them

 

[yanks11pm]

ayyy! BAM BAM Langer goes down

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANGATANG FOOTBALL 2010-2011

31-36-3, -64.5 DIMES


GAME 01: USC -12.5 @ HAWAII (1ST HALF) LOSER (-27.5 Dimes)
GAME 02: UCONN +3 @ MICHIGAN LOSER (-27.5 Dimes)
GAME 03: SMU +13 vs TEXAS TECH WINNER (+25 Dimes)
GAME 04: VA TECH -1 vs BOISE STATE LOSER (-16.5 Dimes)
GAME 05: MISS ST. +1 vs AUBURN LOSER (-27.5 Dimes)
GAME 06: UTEP/HOUSTON OVER 75 WINNER (+20 Dimes)
GAME 07: LSU -10 @ VANDY WINNER (+100 Dimes)
GAME 08: BROWNS +3 @ BUCCANEERS PUSH (+0 Dimes)
GAME 09: CHARGERS -4.5 @ CHIEFS LOSER (-27.5 Dimes)
GAME 10: NC STATE -2 vs CINCINNATI WINNER (+25 Dimes)
GAME 11: KANSAS/SO MISS OVER 51.5 LOSER (-27.5 Dimes)
GAME 12: OREGON STATE -11 vs LOUISVILLE (1ST HALF) LOSER (-55 Dimes)
GAME 13: PATRIOTS -2.5 (-130) @ JETS LOSER (-39 Dimes)
GAME 14: 49ERS +5 vs SAINTS WINNER (+10 Dimes)
GAME 15: PITT +4 vs MIAMI (FL) LOSER (-11 Dimes)
GAME 16: NEVADA ML (-175) @ BYU WINNER (+150 Dimes)
GAME 17: BENGALS -3 @ PANTHERS WINNER (+40 Dimes)
GAME 18: PACKERS -3 @ BEARS LOSER (-33 Dimes)
GAME 19: TEXAS A&M/OKLA ST. OVER 66 WINNER (+10 Dimes)
GAME 20: UTAH ST. +3 vs BYU (1ST HALF) WINNER (+10 Dimes)
GAME 21: OSU -3.5 vs ASU LOSER (-55 Dimes)
GAME 22: RAVENS +2.5 @ STEELERS WINNER (+40 Dimes)
GAME 23: DOLPHINS +1 vs PATRIOTS LOSER (-22 Dimes)
GAME 24: MID TENN -3.5 vs TROY LOSER (-16.5 Dimes)
GAME 25: UTAH ST. +1 @ LOUISIANA TECH LOSER (-55 Dimes)
GAME 26: FALCONS -3 @ BROWNS WINNER (+75 Dimes)
GAME 27: VIKES/JETS UNDER 19 (1ST HALF) WINNER (+20 Dimes)
GAME 28: UCF -6.5 @ MARSHALL WINNER (+10 Dimes)
GAME 29: KSTATE/KANSAS UNDER 25 (1ST HALF) LOSER (-11 Dimes)
GAME 30: CINCI/LVILLE UNDER 56 LOSER (-11 Dimes)
GAME 31: OREGON ST. +2 @ WASHINGTON WINNER (+50 Dimes)
GAME 32: COLTS -3 @ REDSKINS PUSH (+0 Dimes)
GAME 33: JAGUARS +3 vs TITANS LOSER (-22 Dimes)
GAME 34: UCLA/OREGON OVER 60.5 WINNER (+10 Dimes)
GAME 35: OKLA ML (-145) @ MIZZOU LOSER (-58 Dimes)
GAME 36: VIKINGS +3.5 (-145) @ PACKERS LOSER (-58 Dimes)
GAME 37: GIANTS +2.5 @ COWBOYS (1ST HALF) WINNER (+10 Dimes)
GAME 38: BOISE ST. -22 vs LATECH (1ST HALF) LOSER (-22 Dimes)
GAME 39: NC STATE +4 vs FSU WINNER (+10 Dimes)
GAME 40: WAKE +5.5 @ MARYLAND LOSER (-55 Dimes)
GAME 41: CHARGERS -3 vs TITANS (1ST HALF) LOSER (-82.5 Dimes)
GAME 42: COLTS -3.5 vs TEXANS (1ST HALF) WINNER (+20 Dimes)
GAME 43: ARK STATE +2 vs MID TENN WINNER (+30 Dimes)
GAME 44: HOUSTON U +2 vs UCF LOSER (-11 Dimes)
GAME 45: TULSA -17 vs RICE WINNER (+50 Dimes)
GAME 46: JETS -3 @ LIONS (1ST HALF) PUSH (+0 Dimes)
GAME 47: BENGALS +5.5 vs STEELERS LOSER (-11 Dimes)
GAME 48: TOLEDO +11 @ NIU LOSER (-11 Dimes)
GAME 49: BOWLING GREEN +2.5 vs MIAMI OHIO LOSER (-11 Dimes)
GAME 50: FALCONS -1 vs RAVENS WINNER (+25 Dimes)
GAME 51: BOISE STATE/IDAHO OVER 65 WINNER (+10 Dimes)
GAME 52: SOMIS/CENFL OVER 55 LOSER (-33 Dimes)
GAME 53: RAMS +5.5 @ 49ERS WINNER (+40 Dimes)
GAME 54: EAGLES/REDSKINS OVER 43.5 WINNER (+10 Dimes)
GAME 55: OHIO +10 @ TEMPLE WINNER (+10 Dimes)
GAME 56: BGREN +10 @ TOLEDO LOSER (-11 Dimes)
GAME 57: BEARS +2 @ DOLPHINS WINNER (+20 Dimes)
GAME 58: FRESNO ST/BOISE ST OVER 66 LOSER (-11 Dimes)
GAME 59: USC -3 @ OREGON ST LOSER (-33 Dimes) (GOY)
GAME 60: COLTS +4 @ PATRIOTS WINNER (+40 Dimes)
GAME 61: BRONCOS/CHARGERS OVER 50 LOSER (-11 Dimes)
GAME 62: MIAOH +8.5 vs TEMPLE WINNER (+10 Dimes)
GAME 63: SAINTS/COWBOYS OVER 50 WINNER (+10 Dimes)
GAME 64: NEVADA +14 vs BOISE ST. WINNER (+10 Dimes)
GAME 65: NC STATE -2 @ MARYLAND LOSER (-11 Dimes)
GAME 66: 3 TEAM, 10-POINT TEASER LOSER (-11 Dimes) *
GAME 67: 2 TEAM, 6-POINT TEASER WINNER (+10 Dimes) *
GAME 68: 2 TEAM, 6-POINT TEASER LOSER (-11 Dimes) *
GAME 69: 2 TEAM, 6-POINT TEASER LOSER (-11 Dimes) *
GAME 70: RAVENS -3 vs STEELERS LOSER (-27.5 Dimes)

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FADER NATION FOOTBALL 2010-2011

34-29-3, -82 DIMES


GAME 01: HAWAII +12.5 vs USC (1ST HALF) WINNER (+25 Dimes)
GAME 02: MICHIGAN -3 vs UCONN WINNER (+25 Dimes)
GAME 03: TEXAS TECH -13 vs SMU LOSER (-27.5 Dimes)
GAME 04: BOISE STATE +1 @ VA TECH WINNER (+15 Dimes)
GAME 05: AUBURN -1 @ MISS ST. WINNER (+25 Dimes)
GAME 06: UTEP/HOU UNDER 75 LOSER (-22 Dimes)
GAME 07: VANDY +11 vs LSU LOSER (-110 Dimes)
GAME 08: BUCCANEERS -3 vs BROWNS PUSH (+0 Dimes)
GAME 09: CHIEFS +4.5 vs CHARGERS WINNER (+25 Dimes)
GAME 10: CINCINNATI +2 @ NC STATE LOSER (-27.5 Dimes)
GAME 11: KANSAS/SO MISS UNDER 53 WINNER (+25 Dimes)
GAME 12: LOUISVILLE +11 @ OREGON STATE (1ST HALF) WINNER (+50 Dimes)
GAME 13: JETS +3 vs PATRIOTS WINNER (+30 Dimes)
GAME 14: SAINTS -5 @ 49ERS LOSER (-11 Dimes)
GAME 15: MIAMI (FL) -4 @ PITT WINNER (+10 Dimes)
GAME 16: BYU ML (+170) vs NEVADA LOSER (-150 Dimes)
GAME 17: PANTHERS +3 vs BENGALS LOSER (-44 Dimes)
GAME 18: BEARS +3 vs PACKERS WINNER (+30 Dimes)
GAME 19: TEXAS A&M/OKLA ST. UNDER 66 LOSER (-11 Dimes)
GAME 20: BYU -3 @ UTAH ST. (1ST HALF) LOSER (-11 Dimes)
GAME 21: ASU +3.5 @ OSU WINNER (+50 Dimes)
GAME 22: STEELERS -2.5 vs RAVENS LOSER (-44 Dimes)
GAME 23: PATRIOTS -1 @ DOLPHINS WINNER (+20 Dimes)
GAME 24: TROY +3.5 @ MID TENN WINNER (+15 Dimes)
GAME 25: LOUISIANA TECH -1 vs UTAH ST. WINNER (+50 Dimes)
GAME 26: BROWNS +3 vs FALCONS LOSER (-82.5 Dimes)
GAME 27: VIKES/JETS OVER 19 (1ST HALF) LOSER (-22 Dimes)
GAME 28: MARSHALL +6.5 vs UCF LOSER (-11 Dimes)
GAME 29: KSTATE/KANSAS OVER 25 (1ST HALF) WINNER (+10 Dimes)
GAME 30: CINCI/LVILLE OVER 56 WINNER (+10 Dimes)
GAME 31: WASHINGTON -1.5 vs OREGON ST. LOSER (-55 Dimes)
GAME 32: REDSKINS +3.5 vs COLTS WINNER (+40 Dimes)
GAME 33: TITANS -3 @ JAGUARS WINNER (+20 Dimes)
GAME 34: UCLA/OREGON UNDER 60.5 LOSER (-11 Dimes)
GAME 35: MIZZOU ML (+140) vs OKLA WINNER (+56 Dimes)
GAME 36: PACKERS -3 (+100) vs VIKINGS WINNER (+40 Dimes)
GAME 37: COWBOYS -2.5 vs GIANTS (1ST HALF) LOSER (-11 Dimes)
GAME 38: LATECH +22 @ BOISE ST. (1ST HALF) WINNER (+20 Dimes)
GAME 39: FSU -4 @ NC STATE LOSER (-11 Dimes)
GAME 40: MARYLAND -5.5 vs WAKE WINNER (+50 Dimes)
GAME 41: TITANS +3 @ CHARGERS (1ST HALF) WINNER (+75 Dimes)
GAME 42: TEXANS +3.5 @ COLTS (1ST HALF) LOSER (-22 Dimes)
GAME 43: MID TENN -2 @ ARK STATE LOSER (-33 Dimes)
GAME 44: UCF -2 @ HOUSTON U WINNER (+10 Dimes)
GAME 45: RICE +17 @ TULSA LOSER (-55 Dimes)
GAME 46: LIONS +3 vs JETS (1ST HALF) PUSH (+0 Dimes)
GAME 47: STEELERS -6 @ BENGALS PUSH (+0 Dimes)
GAME 48: NIU -11 vs TOLEDO WINNER (+10 Dimes)
GAME 49: MIAMI OHIO -2.5 @ BOWLING GREEN WINNER (+10 Dimes)
GAME 50: RAVENS +1 @ FALCONS LOSER (-27.5 Dimes)
GAME 51: BOISE STATE/IDAHO UNDER 67 WINNER (+10 Dimes)
GAME 52: SOMIS/CENFL UNDER 55 WINNER (+30 Dimes)
GAME 53: 49ERS -5.5 vs RAMS LOSER (-44 Dimes)
GAME 54: EAGLES/REDSKINS UNDER 43.5 LOSER (-11 Dimes)
GAME 55: TEMPLE -11 vs OHIO LOSER (-11 Dimes)
GAME 56: TOLEDO -10 vs BGREN WINNER (+10 Dimes)
GAME 57: DOLPHINS -2 vs BEARS LOSER (-22 Dimes)
GAME 58: FRESNO ST/BOISE ST UNDER 66 WINNER (+10 Dimes)
GAME 59: OREGON ST +3 vs USC WINNER (+30 Dimes)
GAME 60: PATRIOTS -4 vs COLTS LOSER (-44 Dimes)
GAME 61: BRONCOS/CHARGERS UNDER 50 WINNER (+10 Dimes)
GAME 62: TEMPLE -8.5 @ MIAOH LOSER (-11 Dimes)
GAME 63: SAINTS/COWBOYS UNDER 50 LOSER (-11 Dimes)
GAME 64: BOISE ST. -14 @ NEVADA LOSER (-11 Dimes)
GAME 65: MARYLAND +2 vs NC STATE WINNER (+10 Dimes)
GAME 66: STEELERS +3 @ RAVENS WINNER (+25 Dimes)

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The above College and NFL Football plays are Lang's paid plays from Eddie Roman's website....
Courtesy of RidgeRider.


* Lang's teaser plays are not faded.

 

[FGators]

I'd really like to know the percentage when Lang/Resident Mush are on the same side. Even Resident Mush/Benton or Resident Mush/DeMarco. That should be our handicapping fade now.

 

[chevycola]

25 Dime NFL
Sunday Night Money Move

Pittsburgh at Baltimore

7-2 Last 9 Plays
Rated at 25 Dimes or Higher


$34.95

Have to win today. Bottom line, I have to win today.

And I'll do it with a 25 Dime NFL Sunday Night Move between Pittsburgh and Baltimore.

I've been talking about this game all week long and while I didn't build the bankroll for the week the way I would hve liked heading into it, that doesn't change the fact that I really like this game here.

I am 7-2 over my last 9 plays rated at 20 Dimes or higher and I've been on a solid NFL run.

Let's keep those streaks going and let's give ourselves a shot at winning week #5 in a row.

Have a great day everyone.

.

You HAD to win today Brandon - and as usual - YOU LOST.
@):lolBIG):howdy:$$$$:lol::madasshol:laughingb

 

[lastguyoffthabench]

we are in a great spot again fellas... lang passes on the garbage mnf game last week, and now will have to pick this mess. im leaning jets, so im hoping hes on bradys nuts tomorrow. 50 DIME AFC EAST RIVALRY LOCK OF THE YEAR. a smart bettor would take a knee in this game... pimpy, for langs record purposes, teasers are only -11?

 

[lastguyoffthabench]

.... brandon lang here with 5 of 6 winning weeks, but im down 75 dimes in that span!

 

[lastguyoffthabench]

eagerly awaiting the lang puppet suicide... the 3lb bundle of joy may already be dead.

 

[FGators]

Lang apparently said his max play on the internet is 30 dimes so too bad we won't see a 100 dimer tomorrow. I guess even his chasing is a thing of the past.

 

[RidgeRider]

Langer changes the way he operates his website and does business as much as I change my underwear. Just as short as two weeks ago he said he'll put out 10 dimers during the week and big plays on the weekends. This week to chase off faders he put out four teasers. He losses three of the four teasers and then Sunday on the chase he losses his 25 dime Ravens play. Now he's saying no game will be more than 30 dimes on the internet because he wants to sell the big games to the fake Executive and Millionaire Clubs. He hasn't put out a game on either of those made up clubs for 3 weeks. Next week he might be only doing totals. Who gives a crap Langer. The bottom line is you can't win handicapping any sport, period. You got cute this week with teasers which are impossible to win at and you busted out. Then when you needed a game badly to win for the week you gave out the most high profile, hardest game to cap. Why? Because you needed the money because it was the highest profile game on Sunday and it was at night so more people would buy it. You said you don't need the internet sales and then you cow town to us and for money because you needed rent money and money for groceries. Now you say your mainly a phone guy with big clients for personal service. That got shot down because you didn't even have your phone on for the last 10 days and haven't released a pick on the made up clubs in three weeks. Those big video's in the crappy studio with the three stooges, you, Roman and Esposito who by the way their last names are made up like yours stopped over a month ago. Can't you make up your mind what you and your company are all about? Here's the bottom line. Your a complete phony, your a pathological liar and your a complete failure as a person and you couldn't run a pretzel stand at a carnival let alone run an honest sports handicapping service. The last and final word is you can't win. You can't cap and win at handicapping games, totals, teasers or parlays because your totally incompetent, have not even a 6th grade understanding of math and are lifetime loser. The faders will be here and make money off you till the day you close up shop or commit suicide, whichever comes first. Good night Langer. We have and will always own you because your one of if not the biggest frauds to ever grace your industry.

 

[FGators]

Ridge,

Your hatred is awesome.

 

[SayHeyKid]

Nice work on the Brandon Lang puppet! Hilarious, can't wait.


Langer, nice job nailing the SNF game, now do the same thing monday.