The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANGATANG FOOTBALL 2010-2011

31-34-3, -26 DIMES


GAME 01: USC -12.5 @ HAWAII (1ST HALF) LOSER (-27.5 Dimes)
GAME 02: UCONN +3 @ MICHIGAN LOSER (-27.5 Dimes)
GAME 03: SMU +13 vs TEXAS TECH WINNER (+25 Dimes)
GAME 04: VA TECH -1 vs BOISE STATE LOSER (-16.5 Dimes)
GAME 05: MISS ST. +1 vs AUBURN LOSER (-27.5 Dimes)
GAME 06: UTEP/HOUSTON OVER 75 WINNER (+20 Dimes)
GAME 07: LSU -10 @ VANDY WINNER (+100 Dimes)
GAME 08: BROWNS +3 @ BUCCANEERS PUSH (+0 Dimes)
GAME 09: CHARGERS -4.5 @ CHIEFS LOSER (-27.5 Dimes)
GAME 10: NC STATE -2 vs CINCINNATI WINNER (+25 Dimes)
GAME 11: KANSAS/SO MISS OVER 51.5 LOSER (-27.5 Dimes)
GAME 12: OREGON STATE -11 vs LOUISVILLE (1ST HALF) LOSER (-55 Dimes)
GAME 13: PATRIOTS -2.5 (-130) @ JETS LOSER (-39 Dimes)
GAME 14: 49ERS +5 vs SAINTS WINNER (+10 Dimes)
GAME 15: PITT +4 vs MIAMI (FL) LOSER (-11 Dimes)
GAME 16: NEVADA ML (-175) @ BYU WINNER (+150 Dimes)
GAME 17: BENGALS -3 @ PANTHERS WINNER (+40 Dimes)
GAME 18: PACKERS -3 @ BEARS LOSER (-33 Dimes)
GAME 19: TEXAS A&M/OKLA ST. OVER 66 WINNER (+10 Dimes)
GAME 20: UTAH ST. +3 vs BYU (1ST HALF) WINNER (+10 Dimes)
GAME 21: OSU -3.5 vs ASU LOSER (-55 Dimes)
GAME 22: RAVENS +2.5 @ STEELERS WINNER (+40 Dimes)
GAME 23: DOLPHINS +1 vs PATRIOTS LOSER (-22 Dimes)
GAME 24: MID TENN -3.5 vs TROY LOSER (-16.5 Dimes)
GAME 25: UTAH ST. +1 @ LOUISIANA TECH LOSER (-55 Dimes)
GAME 26: FALCONS -3 @ BROWNS WINNER (+75 Dimes)
GAME 27: VIKES/JETS UNDER 19 (1ST HALF) WINNER (+20 Dimes)
GAME 28: UCF -6.5 @ MARSHALL WINNER (+10 Dimes)
GAME 29: KSTATE/KANSAS UNDER 25 (1ST HALF) LOSER (-11 Dimes)
GAME 30: CINCI/LVILLE UNDER 56 LOSER (-11 Dimes)
GAME 31: OREGON ST. +2 @ WASHINGTON WINNER (+50 Dimes)
GAME 32: COLTS -3 @ REDSKINS PUSH (+0 Dimes)
GAME 33: JAGUARS +3 vs TITANS LOSER (-22 Dimes)
GAME 34: UCLA/OREGON OVER 60.5 WINNER (+10 Dimes)
GAME 35: OKLA ML (-145) @ MIZZOU LOSER (-58 Dimes)
GAME 36: VIKINGS +3.5 (-145) @ PACKERS LOSER (-58 Dimes)
GAME 37: GIANTS +2.5 @ COWBOYS (1ST HALF) WINNER (+10 Dimes)
GAME 38: BOISE ST. -22 vs LATECH (1ST HALF) LOSER (-22 Dimes)
GAME 39: NC STATE +4 vs FSU WINNER (+10 Dimes)
GAME 40: WAKE +5.5 @ MARYLAND LOSER (-55 Dimes)
GAME 41: CHARGERS -3 vs TITANS (1ST HALF) LOSER (-82.5 Dimes)
GAME 42: COLTS -3.5 vs TEXANS (1ST HALF) WINNER (+20 Dimes)
GAME 43: ARK STATE +2 vs MID TENN WINNER (+30 Dimes)
GAME 44: HOUSTON U +2 vs UCF LOSER (-11 Dimes)
GAME 45: TULSA -17 vs RICE WINNER (+50 Dimes)
GAME 46: JETS -3 @ LIONS (1ST HALF) PUSH (+0 Dimes)
GAME 47: BENGALS +5.5 vs STEELERS LOSER (-11 Dimes)
GAME 48: TOLEDO +11 @ NIU LOSER (-11 Dimes)
GAME 49: BOWLING GREEN +2.5 vs MIAMI OHIO LOSER (-11 Dimes)
GAME 50: FALCONS -1 vs RAVENS WINNER (+25 Dimes)
GAME 51: BOISE STATE/IDAHO OVER 65 WINNER (+10 Dimes)
GAME 52: SOMIS/CENFL OVER 55 LOSER (-33 Dimes)
GAME 53: RAMS +5.5 @ 49ERS WINNER (+40 Dimes)
GAME 54: EAGLES/REDSKINS OVER 43.5 WINNER (+10 Dimes)
GAME 55: OHIO +10 @ TEMPLE WINNER (+10 Dimes)
GAME 56: BGREN +10 @ TOLEDO LOSER (-11 Dimes)
GAME 57: BEARS +2 @ DOLPHINS WINNER (+20 Dimes)
GAME 58: FRESNO ST/BOISE ST OVER 66 LOSER (-11 Dimes)
GAME 59: USC -3 @ OREGON ST LOSER (-33 Dimes) (GOY)
GAME 60: COLTS +4 @ PATRIOTS WINNER (+40 Dimes)
GAME 61: BRONCOS/CHARGERS OVER 50 LOSER (-11 Dimes)
GAME 62: MIAOH +8.5 vs TEMPLE WINNER (+10 Dimes)
GAME 63: SAINTS/COWBOYS OVER 50 WINNER (+10 Dimes)
GAME 64: NEVADA +14 vs BOISE ST. WINNER (+10 Dimes)
GAME 65: NC STATE -2 @ MARYLAND LOSER (-11 Dimes)
GAME 66: 3 TEAM, 10-POINT TEASER LOSER (-11 Dimes) *
GAME 67: 2 TEAM, 6-POINT TEASER WINNER (+10 Dimes) *
GAME 68: 2 TEAM, 6-POINT TEASER LOSER (-11 Dimes) *

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FADER NATION FOOTBALL 2010-2011

33-29-3, -107 DIMES


GAME 01: HAWAII +12.5 vs USC (1ST HALF) WINNER (+25 Dimes)
GAME 02: MICHIGAN -3 vs UCONN WINNER (+25 Dimes)
GAME 03: TEXAS TECH -13 vs SMU LOSER (-27.5 Dimes)
GAME 04: BOISE STATE +1 @ VA TECH WINNER (+15 Dimes)
GAME 05: AUBURN -1 @ MISS ST. WINNER (+25 Dimes)
GAME 06: UTEP/HOU UNDER 75 LOSER (-22 Dimes)
GAME 07: VANDY +11 vs LSU LOSER (-110 Dimes)
GAME 08: BUCCANEERS -3 vs BROWNS PUSH (+0 Dimes)
GAME 09: CHIEFS +4.5 vs CHARGERS WINNER (+25 Dimes)
GAME 10: CINCINNATI +2 @ NC STATE LOSER (-27.5 Dimes)
GAME 11: KANSAS/SO MISS UNDER 53 WINNER (+25 Dimes)
GAME 12: LOUISVILLE +11 @ OREGON STATE (1ST HALF) WINNER (+50 Dimes)
GAME 13: JETS +3 vs PATRIOTS WINNER (+30 Dimes)
GAME 14: SAINTS -5 @ 49ERS LOSER (-11 Dimes)
GAME 15: MIAMI (FL) -4 @ PITT WINNER (+10 Dimes)
GAME 16: BYU ML (+170) vs NEVADA LOSER (-150 Dimes)
GAME 17: PANTHERS +3 vs BENGALS LOSER (-44 Dimes)
GAME 18: BEARS +3 vs PACKERS WINNER (+30 Dimes)
GAME 19: TEXAS A&M/OKLA ST. UNDER 66 LOSER (-11 Dimes)
GAME 20: BYU -3 @ UTAH ST. (1ST HALF) LOSER (-11 Dimes)
GAME 21: ASU +3.5 @ OSU WINNER (+50 Dimes)
GAME 22: STEELERS -2.5 vs RAVENS LOSER (-44 Dimes)
GAME 23: PATRIOTS -1 @ DOLPHINS WINNER (+20 Dimes)
GAME 24: TROY +3.5 @ MID TENN WINNER (+15 Dimes)
GAME 25: LOUISIANA TECH -1 vs UTAH ST. WINNER (+50 Dimes)
GAME 26: BROWNS +3 vs FALCONS LOSER (-82.5 Dimes)
GAME 27: VIKES/JETS OVER 19 (1ST HALF) LOSER (-22 Dimes)
GAME 28: MARSHALL +6.5 vs UCF LOSER (-11 Dimes)
GAME 29: KSTATE/KANSAS OVER 25 (1ST HALF) WINNER (+10 Dimes)
GAME 30: CINCI/LVILLE OVER 56 WINNER (+10 Dimes)
GAME 31: WASHINGTON -1.5 vs OREGON ST. LOSER (-55 Dimes)
GAME 32: REDSKINS +3.5 vs COLTS WINNER (+40 Dimes)
GAME 33: TITANS -3 @ JAGUARS WINNER (+20 Dimes)
GAME 34: UCLA/OREGON UNDER 60.5 LOSER (-11 Dimes)
GAME 35: MIZZOU ML (+140) vs OKLA WINNER (+56 Dimes)
GAME 36: PACKERS -3 (+100) vs VIKINGS WINNER (+40 Dimes)
GAME 37: COWBOYS -2.5 vs GIANTS (1ST HALF) LOSER (-11 Dimes)
GAME 38: LATECH +22 @ BOISE ST. (1ST HALF) WINNER (+20 Dimes)
GAME 39: FSU -4 @ NC STATE LOSER (-11 Dimes)
GAME 40: MARYLAND -5.5 vs WAKE WINNER (+50 Dimes)
GAME 41: TITANS +3 @ CHARGERS (1ST HALF) WINNER (+75 Dimes)
GAME 42: TEXANS +3.5 @ COLTS (1ST HALF) LOSER (-22 Dimes)
GAME 43: MID TENN -2 @ ARK STATE LOSER (-33 Dimes)
GAME 44: UCF -2 @ HOUSTON U WINNER (+10 Dimes)
GAME 45: RICE +17 @ TULSA LOSER (-55 Dimes)
GAME 46: LIONS +3 vs JETS (1ST HALF) PUSH (+0 Dimes)
GAME 47: STEELERS -6 @ BENGALS PUSH (+0 Dimes)
GAME 48: NIU -11 vs TOLEDO WINNER (+10 Dimes)
GAME 49: MIAMI OHIO -2.5 @ BOWLING GREEN WINNER (+10 Dimes)
GAME 50: RAVENS +1 @ FALCONS LOSER (-27.5 Dimes)
GAME 51: BOISE STATE/IDAHO UNDER 67 WINNER (+10 Dimes)
GAME 52: SOMIS/CENFL UNDER 55 WINNER (+30 Dimes)
GAME 53: 49ERS -5.5 vs RAMS LOSER (-44 Dimes)
GAME 54: EAGLES/REDSKINS UNDER 43.5 LOSER (-11 Dimes)
GAME 55: TEMPLE -11 vs OHIO LOSER (-11 Dimes)
GAME 56: TOLEDO -10 vs BGREN WINNER (+10 Dimes)
GAME 57: DOLPHINS -2 vs BEARS LOSER (-22 Dimes)
GAME 58: FRESNO ST/BOISE ST UNDER 66 WINNER (+10 Dimes)
GAME 59: OREGON ST +3 vs USC WINNER (+30 Dimes)
GAME 60: PATRIOTS -4 vs COLTS LOSER (-44 Dimes)
GAME 61: BRONCOS/CHARGERS UNDER 50 WINNER (+10 Dimes)
GAME 62: TEMPLE -8.5 @ MIAOH LOSER (-11 Dimes)
GAME 63: SAINTS/COWBOYS UNDER 50 LOSER (-11 Dimes)
GAME 64: BOISE ST. -14 @ NEVADA LOSER (-11 Dimes)
GAME 65: MARYLAND +2 vs NC STATE WINNER (+10 Dimes)

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The above College and NFL Football plays are Lang's paid plays from Eddie Roman's website....
Courtesy of RidgeRider.


* Lang's teaser plays are not faded.

 

[RidgeRider]

Another Langer teaser loser. This time he lost both sides of the teaser. Playing college football teasers is like trying to win at Keno. It can't be done. 90% of his teasers are playing favorites and the overs. What's up for Sat and Sun Langer? You got some Joe Public three team teasers with all 10 point plus favorites? If Langer starts playing teasers he won't win 30% of his games. This is going to be fun watching him go down in flames.

 

[FGators]

Seems obvious but he's only doing 10 to 30 dime internet plays so he doesn't lose that much on the season. That's how much confidence he has in his abilities.

 

[Sportsrmylife]

Let's just refer to LangBang as "Mush Mush" from the Jersey Shore.

 

[Sportsrmylife]

Mush Mush is now a season loser with teasers in football now. Wow...anything this guy touches goes bad. I want to see if he can release Boise St and Hawaii as plays on the MONEYLINE and see which one can lose straight up (Boise -38 and Hawaii -35).

Mush Mush!

 

[DwayneBowe]

Was watching classic vids....

 

[FGators]

Another teaser today...shocking. He says he has a big NFL play tomorrow though. His writeup again is intended for everybody in this thread.

 

[SouthPhillySanta]

Hey Brandon: face the REAL FACTS...your record is fake and so is your name (Link, Lang, Anthony).

This thread has clearly exposed you as a FRAUD.

 

[FGators]

He also hasn't appeared on SNY TV in New York City the last few weeks. Any news on that? I'm assuming lack of money. Langer was bragging left and right about his "Two for the Money" Best Bet records on that TV program as that was the only thing he was doing well this year. No matter that out of his 5 picks he would go 3-2 or 2-3 each week, with the occasional 1-4. He was using the Best Bets as the only thing to hang on to and tout.

He legitimately doesn't care about sales anymore. He's not on TV, he's not releasing a big play on a Saturday.

This guy's career is in the toilet.

 

[RidgeRider]

Langer's Saturday LOSER

2 team six point teaser. Nevada -2.5 & South Carolina +10.5 for 10 dimes.

Maybe Langer doesn't understand this because he's not a bettor and doesn't understand 9th grade math. If you give out 50 two team teasers and 50 three team teasers this year and half are in college sports and half are the NFL or NBA you have ZERO chance of winning. That's right, it's mathimatically impossible to win. If you like I'll do the math for you since you never graduated college. You never had a good reputation and now you are chasing off every client you ever had. Good luck in your next business venture as a pimp for your tranny wife.

 

[CharlieMurphy!]

He also hasn't appeared on SNY TV in New York City the last few weeks. Any news on that? I'm assuming lack of money. Langer was bragging left and right about his "Two for the Money" Best Bet records on that TV program as that was the only thing he was doing well this year. No matter that out of his 5 picks he would go 3-2 or 2-3 each week, with the occasional 1-4. He was using the Best Bets as the only thing to hang on to and tout.

He legitimately doesn't care about sales anymore. He's not on TV, he's not releasing a big play on a Saturday.

This guy's career is in the toilet.

I think Brandon's just a little down right now. You are not gonna quit on us are you Brandon?

 

[FGators]

Odds of Langer being out of the business in the next 2 years? Seeming more and more likely.

 

[joe361]

Another classic Lang video. Go to the 2:15 mark and listen to the shout out.

 

[Ezyryder]

Steve Puppet 25 Dimer From The Garbage Crew

Saturday, December 4th
ANOTHER STEVE PUPPET PRESENTATION

Steve Puppet is right back on Saturday looking to improve on his horrendous College Football record with a Steaming Pile of Shit from none other than his Garbage Crew AKA The Philly Crew. Steve Puppet had to keep it short today as he is due for a book signing for his book, "Hair plugs, Gold Chains and Track Jackets". But he leaves us with some good advice, Buying Points is for Suckers, Buying Plays from him is for Suckers and the last piece of advise is, "Get it and Fade it My Friend!"

 

[lastguyoffthabench]

lang is trying to kill the fade with these 10 dime release teasers. hahaha. what a joke you are lang... good thing your teaser last night still lost by 3 TDs... ya no talent ass clown.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

We no longer fade, we just watch puppet shows and old YouTube vids of Lang, over and over again, lol.

Damn, I was only joking when I posted the above a few days ago but now it has come true, lol.

And now, the greatest puppet ever...The Jackie Puppet!

 

[Ezyryder]

Whatever happened to the Joke Man? The show was great back then. They also had the Gary Puppet!

 

[chevycola]

Odds of Langer being out of the business in the next 2 years? Seeming more and more likely.

Maybe it's time to just fade both sides of his losing teasers? It's pretty funny - as he seems more concerned with an internet thread than he does with building a client base. I swear I have never seen someone consistently make the wrong choices, in handicapping, in business, in life, more than this guy. Maybe if he hadn't shamelessly promoted himself, actually studied handicapping, and didn't let his inflated ego run his life, he'd have a pot to piss in. Seriously - I don't see this guy making it to 50 years on this planet. Guys like him end it all when they see they can't get any lower than snake shit.

 

[Sportsrmylife]

The truth is that if Langer doesn't have this fraud capping business he is going to have nothing. He only survives because he has people paying him a salary and a % of the sales he makes which is the only way he can afford to live in the big make believe world.

Lang has no money to buy radio and TV spots! Lang had to stop doing his show because his "investor" said "fuck this" since they weren't making any money (not the $100,000+ Lang was promising).

Lang is going to be following in the shoes of his dad Stu Feiner in a matter of time. Broke, begging, and just the born loser that he has been his entire life. A loser as a high school athlete, a loser as a college student, and a loser in eveything he touches.

 

[Sportsrmylife]

Maybe it's time to just fade both sides of his losing teasers? It's pretty funny - as he seems more concerned with an internet thread than he does with building a client base. I swear I have never seen someone consistently make the wrong choices, in handicapping, in business, in life, more than this guy. Maybe if he hadn't shamelessly promoted himself, actually studied handicapping, and didn't let his inflated ego run his life, he'd have a pot to piss in. Seriously - I don't see this guy making it to 50 years on this planet. Guys like him end it all when they see they can't get any lower than snake shit.

You bring up a very interesting point. Lang is releasing these teasers because they are just about impossible to fade. He is hoping the fade slowing goes away. Well what is he going to do if we just fade each side of the teaser as a play? He is completely that bad to start losing sides of teasers as regular plays.

What is he going to do then? Release 3 team parlays? I would just fade each side of the 3 team parlay then.

Langer.....we can make money off of you anyway you spin it.

5 dimes on La Tech +8
5 dimes on Auburn -4.5 (looks like Auburn is about to blow the doors off of South Carolina)

Lannnngggeeeerrrrrr where is that tv show at so that you can "stick it to the cockroaches"? Looks like you can't make being a con man to the real world.

Born Loser....24/7 Loser = LANG