The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[Buckeyefan80]

OUTRIGHT! OUTRIGHT! OUTRIGHT!
And just like that Lang is back to under 80 dimes! Good thing anyone following bought that .5!
Thanks for another great fade Lang! Don’t forget, 85% of the time in football playoffs if the spread is under 10 it will not come into play.
Underdog ML!!! Not taking points like bitch ass Lang even if I was on it before his fade came out. Just made it that much sweeter.

 

[sniperpicks]

Lang has less than 100 dimes banked right now. Charged high juice on -3 Tex AM

 

[sevgee74]

Lang with the double ass fuck back to back!!!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2025 BANKROLL
POSITIVE 77.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR UP $775 (MINUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$1,220)

PAID PICKS: 181-163-4 / 52.6%

-Lang by Month 2024-
JAN: 14-17 -399 DIMES
FEB: 16-12-1 +274.5 DIMES
MAR: 14-17 -745 DIMES
APR: 12-17 -74.75 DIMES
MAY: 14-17 -450 DIMES
JUN: 12-15 -676 DIMES
JUL: 10-17 -936.75 DIMES
AUG: 17-13-1 +269.75 DIMES
SEP: 17-13 -60 DIMES
OCT: 17-13-1 -58.5 DIMES
NOV: 15-15 -623.5 DIMES
DEC: 14-16 -877 DIMES
-Lang by Month 2025-
JAN: 17-14 +55.5 DIMES
FEB: 15-13-1 -191 DIMES
MAR: 14-16-1 -252.5 DIMES
APR: 16-14 +86.5 DIMES
MAY: 22-9 +1,347.5 DIMES
JUN: 14-15 -426.25 DIMES
JUL: 11-15 -376.75 DIMES
AUG: 17-13-1 +296 DIMES
SEP: 12-18 -616.5 DIMES
OCT: 17-13-1 -51.5 DIMES
NOV: 19-11 +508.5 DIMES
DEC: 8-12 -307 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/31 to 1/6, (4W-3L) +228 DIMES (4W-2L +393 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/6)
WEEK 01: 1/7 to 1/13, (3W-4L) -375 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/14 to 1/20, (2W-5L) -485 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/21 to 1/27, (5W-2L) +407.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/28 to 2/3, (6W-1L) +390 DIMES
WEEK 05: 2/4 to 2/10, (4W-4L) +70 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/11 to 2/17, (4W-3L) -97.5 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/18 to 2/24, (2W-4L-1P) -313.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/25 to 3/3, (3W-4L) -270 DIMES
WEEK 09: 3/4 to 3/10, (4W-3L) -30 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/11 to 3/17, (3W-4L) +72.5 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/18 to 3/24, (3W-4L) -162.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/25 to 3/31, (3W-3L-1P) +12.5 DIMES
WEEK 13: 4/1 to 4/7, (4W-3L) +47.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/8 to 4/14, (3W-4L) -21 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/15 to 4/21, (4W-3L) +212.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/22 to 4/28, (4W-3L) -145 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/29 to 5/5, (4W-3L) +20 DIMES
WEEK 18: 5/6 to 5/12, (6W-1L) +310 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/13 to 5/19, (5W-2L) +435 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/20 to 5/26, (5W-2L) +430 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/27 to 6/2, (4W-3L) +130 DIMES
WEEK 22: 6/3 to 6/9, (5W-2L) -13.75 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/10 to 6/16, (4W-2L) +150 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/17 to 6/23, (2W-5L) -400 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/24 to 6/30, (2W-5L) -147.5 DIMES
WEEK 26: 7/1 to 7/7, (3W-4L) +1.5 DIMES
WEEK 27: 7/8 to 7/14, (2W-4L) -206.5 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/15 to 7/21, (2W-2L) -80 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/22 to 7/28, (3W-3L) -56.75 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/29 to 8/4, (1W-6L) -215.5 DIMES
WEEK 31: 8/5 to 8/11, (5W-2L) +177.5 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/12 to 8/18, (4W-3L) +33 DIMES
WEEK 33: 8/19 to 8/25, (3W-3L-1P) +28.5 DIMES
WEEK 34: 8/26 to 9/1, (6W-1L) +297.5 DIMES
WEEK 35: 9/2 to 9/8, (1W-6L) -390 DIMES
WEEK 36: 9/9 to 9/15, (4W-3L) -42.5 DIMES
WEEK 37: 9/16 to 9/22, (1W-6L) -285 DIMES
WEEK 38: 9/23 to 9/29, (5W-2L) +91 DIMES
WEEK 39: 9/30 to 10/6, (4W-3L) -102.5 DIMES
WEEK 40: 10/7 to 10/13, (3W-4L) -54 DIMES
WEEK 41: 10/14 to 10/20, (5W-2L) +175 DIMES
WEEK 42: 10/21 to 10/27, (2W-4L-1P) -197.5 DIMES
WEEK 43: 10/28 to 11/3, (4W-3L) -137.5 DIMES
WEEK 44: 11/4 to 11/10, (4W-3L) -48 DIMES
WEEK 45: 11/11 to 11/17, (6W-1L) +305 DIMES
WEEK 46: 11/18 to 11/24, (4W-3L) +122.5 DIMES
WEEK 47: 11/25 to 12/1, (4W-3L) +299 DIMES
WEEK 48: 12/2 to 12/8, (2W-5L) -202.5 DIMES
WEEK 49: 12/9 to 12/15, (4W-3L) +223 DIMES
WEEK 50: 12/16 to 12/22, (2W-3L) -272.5 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NFL PRESEASON FOOTBALL (2025)

5-2-1, +152 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-0-1
60 DIME: 2-0
50 DIME: 2-0
30 DIME: 0-1

NFL REGULAR SEASON FOOTBALL (2025-'26)

19-20, -331.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-1
150 DIME: 5-3
100 DIME: 3-4
75 DIME: 0-3
60 DIME: 1-2
50 DIME: 9-7

COLLEGE FOOTBALL REGULAR SEASON (2025-'26)

29-18-1, +753.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 3-1
150 DIME: 4-4
100 DIME: 7-2
75 DIME: 3-5
60 DIME: 5-2
50 DIME: 7-4-1

COLLEGE FOOTBALL BOWL SEASON (2025-'26)

2-2, -190 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
100 DIME: 1-1
80 DIME: 1-0

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2025-'26)

2-1, +27.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 1-0
50 DIME: 1-0

COLLEGE HOOPS REGULAR SEASON (2025-'26)

4-6, -234.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 0-2
50 DIME: 4-2

 

[jamesconte]

Langturd and his Langtards wind up losers
eating a shit sandwich today
Pick in the end zone is
the ultimate cock slap to the face
Just when they thought they had a chance
to comeback in OT ... lol. NOPE !!!! LOL.
COCKSLAP TO THE FACE LOL.

I didn't see the early game so I missed it.
Had lunch with my dad
No shit sandwiches were served.
Only Lang had a shit sandwich

I made a stop at the cash parlor
to pick up the semolina tho
Another 2500. 2nd time this football season
Merry Xmas faders ! . Lets finish the year on a heater !!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 12+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 15,047 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $150,470 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x13 = -$176,405)

-Lang Past 12+ Years-
2025: POSITIVE 77.5 DIMES (01/01/25 to 12/20/25)
2024: NEGATIVE 4,358.75 DIMES
2023: NEGATIVE 1,901.25 DIMES
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[jamesconte]

Lang is jacked.
Mega steroids in his ass.

 

[StackinGreen]

What are the odds he loses 450 dimes in 13 days?

My man can almost taste the first official winning year ... ever in recorded Pimpy history.

I'll set a Lang winning year at +105

What did I tell you boyos? It's going even faster than I thought!

 

[Buckeyefan80]

Another 200 dimes tomorrow or 150? Either way it’ll put him in the red!

 

[RidgeRider]

Sahara is the type of guy who's hero was Bernie Madoff!

 

[backdoorcover1]

UTRIGHT! OUTRIGHT! OUTRIGHT!
And just like that Lang is back to under 80 dimes! Good thing anyone following bought that .5!
Thanks for another great fade Lang! Don’t forget, 85% of the time in football playoffs if the spread is under 10 it will not come into play.
Underdog ML!!! Not taking points like bitch ass Lang even if I was on it before his fade came out. Just made it that much sweeter

Its interesting why he chose this game forget the outcome lets just talk about Lang narrative this year. Remember him talking about how pathetic Texas was and how they played some teams and shoulda beat them by a million and didnt etc....and that lead him into taking Oklahoma over Texas. Texas were absolute Junkers blah blah blah.....Texas A&M is undefeated all season and then plays Texas last as a -2.5 favorite and loses the game.....so from what he's said himself throughout this season, Texas A&M shouldn't be favored in this game as "they couldn't even beat Texas" should be played back in his mind.....I could have seen Lang's narrative coming right back from the start of the year Miami OUTRIGHT over Notre Dame and selecting the right side here with Miami outright. This is one of the games where I was on to begin with but even if I wasn't I would not have faded and taken Texas A&M if it was reversed. I was looking for a lot more points but I had Miami winning in the neighborhood of 28-17.....very similar to the Texas loss of 27-17. I looked for about the same thing. But I'm curious how inside Langs head he could come to the conclusion that this Texas A&M team is a 200 dimer huge release....its makes no sense from Langs own perspective, Im talking about Lang only. If someone like Texas A&M huge thats fine for them but it doesn't fit the puzzle for Lang's plays

 

[Buckeyefan80]

Jags was best bet so must be on them unless he pulls the ol Lang switcharoo like a jackass.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

All I can do today is hand you a 5th straight winning Sunday.
And to no one's surprise, it's a 4th straight 150 dimer in the NFL.
I needed to heat up in the NFL on Sunday's and I most certainly have done that.
As for Saturday, 200 dime college winner #3 in a row failed.
No excuses. No rant. Bottom line, Aggies QB Marcel Reed wasn't good enough at home. Can't get inside your opponents 20 yard line 4 times and only score 3.
I have been pure money on Saturday's this year but winning Saturday #7 in a row and 13 of 18 didn't' get there.
To win last Saturday with Army, Sunday with Denver over Packers, Monday Steelers, Tuesday Jax State, Wednesday ODU and fail the last 3 days....disappointing to say the least.
If you choose to judge me on that game yesterday, it's certainly your right to do so.
However, I choose to look at the overall product in college football the last 2 months.
II have released 51 college football selections this year and just look at just how rock solid I have been all year long...31-20-1.
And with a lot of college football still in the cards, I will bounce back. I guarantee you that and I still have a couple of big ones that will lead to redemption.
Now it's time to hand you a 4th straight winning Sunday and a 4th straight NFL 150 dime winner.
OH, and 150 dime winner #8 of my last 9!!!!!
Let's go.

 

[Fica]

The Pick: My 150 Dime winner is the Jacksonville Jaguars.

The Line: The current line is +3 1/2 at the majority of books in Vegas and offshore as of 7:55 am EST. Be sure to shop around for the best line available.

Note: If your line is anywhere from +3 to +4 1/2, I advise you buying the 1/2 point up on the Jags.

 

[XENO]

So far

Sahara is the type of guy who's hero was Bernie Madoff

 

[XENO]

Lmao too funny madoff screwing many if his clients

 

[RidgeRider]

Lang picking Jacksonville because he lived in that shithole city for over a decade & his ex wife was getting passed around& banging half of the city while Lang was away caddying and delivering Uber Eats in NY & New Jersey.

 

[jamesconte]

The planets are aligned today

Lang vs Northcoast GOY

Lang on Jags
NC GOY on Broncos

Im in for a max bet 500.