The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[finman13]

Imo yesterday's latest loss for Lang can once again be attributed to looking at one game only, in this case, the same two

teams playing last night who played a week ago, BUT IN THE REGULAR SEASON!!

I mean, did the one-way DOPE ever consider that the circumstances surrounding a playoff game and such factors as

the motivation, game plan, and in general, the entire flow of the game are far different and cannot be handicapped simply by looking

at the game a week ago between the two teams!!

If handicapping was that simple, then one should have unloaded on the Tampa Bay Rays last night because they defeated the Red Sox

16-1 the night before!!

Needless to say, if Lang's overall method of handicapping sports worked over time, with a good example being last night's game, he would

be ranked near the top with handicappers historically speaking than buried in the basement!!

I suck at handicapping and at life.
Lang

 

[lastguyoffthabench]

you are probably right since his play is in the NBA

I'm an idiot and can't read.

I saw the Nats v Pirates line, didn't realize it was under Andy Fanelli

Lang is taking his gotta have it win; nothing more nothing less on his 0-6 NBA play run.

 

[Fica]

The Pick: My 50 Dime winner is the Chicago Bulls.

The Line: The current line is -1 at the majority of books in Vegas and offshore as of 9:45 AM EST. Be sure to shop around for the best line available

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2025 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 444 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $4,440 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$6,435)

PAID PICKS: 53-51-2 / 50.9%

-Lang by Month 2024-
JAN: 14-17 -399 DIMES
FEB: 16-12-1 +274.5 DIMES
MAR: 14-17 -745 DIMES
APR: 12-17 -74.75 DIMES
MAY: 14-17 -450 DIMES
JUN: 12-15 -676 DIMES
JUL: 10-17 -936.75 DIMES
AUG: 17-13-1 +269.75 DIMES
SEP: 17-13 -60 DIMES
OCT: 17-13-1 -58.5 DIMES
NOV: 15-15 -623.5 DIMES
DEC: 14-16 -877 DIMES
-Lang by Month 2025-
JAN: 17-14 +55.5 DIMES
FEB: 15-13-1 -191 DIMES
MAR: 14-16-1 -252.5 DIMES
APR: 7-8 -56 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/31 to 1/6, (4W-3L) +228 DIMES (4W-2L +393 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/6)
WEEK 01: 1/7 to 1/13, (3W-4L) -375 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/14 to 1/20, (2W-5L) -485 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/21 to 1/27, (5W-2L) +407.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/28 to 2/3, (6W-1L) +390 DIMES
WEEK 05: 2/4 to 2/10, (4W-4L) +70 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/11 to 2/17, (4W-3L) -97.5 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/18 to 2/24, (2W-4L-1P) -313.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/25 to 3/3, (3W-4L) -270 DIMES
WEEK 09: 3/4 to 3/10, (4W-3L) -30 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/11 to 3/17, (3W-4L) +72.5 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/18 to 3/24, (3W-4L) -162.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/25 to 3/31, (3W-3L-1P) +12.5 DIMES
WEEK 13: 4/1 to 4/7, (4W-3L) +47.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/8 to 4/14, (3W-4L) -21 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/15 to 4/21, (0W-1L) -82.5 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2024-'25)

3-8, -228.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME:2-0
75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 1-6

NBA PLAYOFFS (2024-'25)

0-1, -82.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

75 DIME: 0-1

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2025)

4-3, +51.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 1-1
50 DIME: 3-1

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 12+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 15,573.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $155,735 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x13 = -$181,670)

-Lang Past 12+ Years-
2025: NEGATIVE 444 DIMES (01/01/25 to 04/15/25)
2024: NEGATIVE 4,358.75 DIMES
2023: NEGATIVE 1,901.25 DIMES
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG'S PICK: CHICAGO BULLS -1 1/2

Just a bad read on a team which led to a bad pick!!!!
Let's no show on the road so we can go back home and we'll try to win our way in there against the Miami/Chicago winner.
They sucked. Their team sucked. Their coach sucked. And they got blown out.
That sums up my 75 dimer and winning day #4 out of 5 on the Hawks last night.
After such an easy winner Monday night on the Rays 16-1 over the Red Sox, just a big miss last night.
Let's move on.
Going to head out to Chicago for a 50 dimer on the Heat/Bulls. Nothing more and nothing less.
Let's go.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

They sucked. Their team sucked. Their coach sucked. And they got blown out.

Not to mention, Lang sucks at handicapping and at life.

 

[finman13]

I'm an idiot and can't read.

I saw the Nats v Pirates line, didn't realize it was under Andy Fanelli

Lang is taking his gotta have it win; nothing more nothing less on his 0-6 NBA play run.

LOL. It's all good brother.

 

[finman13]

Well folks you can't handicapp players not performing and idiots like William Donovan not being able to coach. This is the last time I ever pick the Bullets to win a game. So Fu$&#ing frustrating to watch that game. This is what you get when you pay for my services. But let's forget that last statement. It's time to move on. I'm going to hammer home this 75 dimer and continue to build the bankroll that has never existed. There is nothing more but certainly a lot less. LFG.
Link

 

[dr.dough]

even a blind NBA chicken finds a grain.....but not lang.....that chicken never finds one.

0-7 last 7 in the association

 

[StackinGreen]

Well folks you can't handicapp

Well, one thing's for sure Langer - YOU can't handicap. That's why we're here.

0-7 last 7 in the association

Proof positive.

This year, which is worse, or will be worse? The NBA or MLB picks of the Lang-a-tang?

 

[carlitosway]

LANG'S PICK: CHICAGO BULLS -1 1/2

Just a bad read on a team which led to a bad pick!!!!
Let's no show on the road so we can go back home and we'll try to win our way in there against the Miami/Chicago winner.
They sucked. Their team sucked. Their coach sucked. And they got blown out.
That sums up my 75 dimer and winning day #4 out of 5 on the Hawks last night.
After such an easy winner Monday night on the Rays 16-1 over the Red Sox, just a big miss last night.
Let's move on.
Going to head out to Chicago for a 50 dimer on the Heat/Bulls. Nothing more and nothing less.
Let's go.

SMOKED AGAIN...

 

[savage1]

Get ready for the dramatics, everyone!!

You know "The NBA Playoffs begin this weekend and I need to win in a big way for the next couple of days to build a bankroll going in!!

"No one realizes it more than me after a few bad days!!

"Rest asured that I will bounce back in a big as I always have in the past, being the true champion I am!!

"Lets go!!"

 

[sniperpicks]

Lang is better to us than the Easter Bunny

 

[jahmar]

Lang is better to us than the Easter Bunny

You better say it

 

[sniperpicks]

 

[Fica]

The Pick: My 50 Dime winner is the St. Louis Cardinals

The Line: The current line is +120 at the majority of books in Vegas and offshore as of 9:00 AM EST. Please specify Pallante and Canning at the time of wager. Be sure to shop around for the best line available

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2025 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 499 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $4,990 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$6,985)

PAID PICKS: 53-52-2 / 50.4%

-Lang by Month 2024-
JAN: 14-17 -399 DIMES
FEB: 16-12-1 +274.5 DIMES
MAR: 14-17 -745 DIMES
APR: 12-17 -74.75 DIMES
MAY: 14-17 -450 DIMES
JUN: 12-15 -676 DIMES
JUL: 10-17 -936.75 DIMES
AUG: 17-13-1 +269.75 DIMES
SEP: 17-13 -60 DIMES
OCT: 17-13-1 -58.5 DIMES
NOV: 15-15 -623.5 DIMES
DEC: 14-16 -877 DIMES
-Lang by Month 2025-
JAN: 17-14 +55.5 DIMES
FEB: 15-13-1 -191 DIMES
MAR: 14-16-1 -252.5 DIMES
APR: 7-9 -111 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/31 to 1/6, (4W-3L) +228 DIMES (4W-2L +393 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/6)
WEEK 01: 1/7 to 1/13, (3W-4L) -375 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/14 to 1/20, (2W-5L) -485 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/21 to 1/27, (5W-2L) +407.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/28 to 2/3, (6W-1L) +390 DIMES
WEEK 05: 2/4 to 2/10, (4W-4L) +70 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/11 to 2/17, (4W-3L) -97.5 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/18 to 2/24, (2W-4L-1P) -313.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/25 to 3/3, (3W-4L) -270 DIMES
WEEK 09: 3/4 to 3/10, (4W-3L) -30 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/11 to 3/17, (3W-4L) +72.5 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/18 to 3/24, (3W-4L) -162.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/25 to 3/31, (3W-3L-1P) +12.5 DIMES
WEEK 13: 4/1 to 4/7, (4W-3L) +47.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/8 to 4/14, (3W-4L) -21 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/15 to 4/21, (0W-2L) -137.5 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2024-'25)

3-8, -228.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME:2-0
75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 1-6

NBA PLAYOFFS (2024-'25)

0-2, -137.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

75 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 0-1

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2025)

4-3, +51.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 1-1
50 DIME: 3-1