The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[finman13]

Well still no Monday play from Lang. I think this might have been him...

 

[proanalyser]

Listen, they only make movies about winners - and that's me!

 

[finman13]

Listen, they only make movies about winners - and that's me!

Idiotic statement by Lang as usual. They make movies about Hitler, mobsters and serial killers. Yep, those are real winners you tool.

 

[savage1]

I can see already in the next few days, something to the effect of "well lets start bankrolling with our college

basketball where I have gone blah, blah, blah with my last blah, blah, blah rated picks for the Superbowl which

will be the biggest one I have ever seen/predicted!!

"My overall SB record is blah, blah, blah and in my entire life I have never seen a game where I love the matchup as much as I do

here!!

"So let's start today with my 30 star rated play today to get us going!!"

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2022 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 746.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER DOWN $7,465 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$9,460)

PAID PICKS: 13-16-1 / 44.8%

-Lang by Month-

SEP: 14-15, -284.5 DIMES
OCT: 12-16-1, -503 DIMES
NOV: 12-18, -990.5 DIMES
DEC: 15-15, -212.5 DIMES

JAN: 13-16-1, -746.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-

WEEK 01: 12/28 to 1/3, (3W-4L) -326 DIMES (1W-2L -62 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/3)
WEEK 02: 1/4 to 1/10, (2W-4L -1P) -110.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/11 to 1/17, (4W-3L) +66 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/18 to 1/24, (4W-3L) -296 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/25 to 1/31, (2W-4L) -344 DIMES

-Lang Past 9+ Years-

2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NFL PRE SEASON (2021)

5-3, +36 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 3-2
30 DIME: 1-0

NFL REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

19-26-1, -706.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 3-2
100 DIME: 8-7
80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 0-2
50 DIME: 6-8
40 DIME: 1-3
30 DIME: 1-1-1

NFL TEASERS

50 DIME: 0-1

NFL POST SEASON (2021)

1-4, -509 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
150 DIME: 1-2
30 DIME: 0-1

COLLEGE FOOTBALL REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

15-17, -776 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
150 DIME: 0-1
100 DIME: 6-7
75 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 0-3
50 DIME: 1-2
40 DIME: 1-0
30 DIME: 4-1
25 DIME: 2-1

COLLEGE FOOTBALL BOWL SEASON (2021-22)

4-4, -299 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
100 DIME: 1-1
80 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 1-0
50 DIME: 0-1
40 DIME: 2-0

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

0-2, -77 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

40 DIME: 0-1
30 DIME: 0-1

COLLEGE HOOPS REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

18-17-1, -270.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-3
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 3-3
50 DIME: 2-3
40 DIME: 1-1
30 DIME: 7-2
25 DIME: 3-3-1

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Really like what I am seeing tonight in this Duke/Notre Dame match up.
This 30 dime release has been rock solid. Let's get another winner on the board.
As for Sunday, I deserved to lose. Simple as that.
Well, 21-10, first and goal at the 1 yard line, 9 seconds to go in the first half.
Oh, and Chiefs have no timeouts.
How about a jet sweep to Tyrek Hill, who either gets in or runs out of bounds and then you kick the field goal.
First play call was horrible and with 5 seconds to go on 2nd down, your 500 million dollar QB, throws the ball in the field of play instead of in the end zone.
What is amazing to me is after Hill gets tackled in bounds and the clock runs out ending the first half, your 500 million dollar man is signaling for a time out!!!!!
Hey dumb ass, you don't have any.
Well, you know what I say, if you play a favorite and they are not going to cover, let them lose outright. And that is exactly what they did.
Let's move on.
Listen, the football season is basically over and it's going to be College basketball that is going to carry us all the way to the first week of April.
To every handicapper out there, you had better show people you have the ability to win in College hoop and I have been doing that with this 30 dime release.
Let's keep it going with 30 dimer #3 in a row and #7 of 8 and start a huge winning streak into Super Sunday.
Let's gooooooooooo.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Well, you know what I say, if you play a favorite and they are not going to cover, let them lose outright. And that is exactly what they did.

Hey Lang, I bet that's real comforting to any dumbass that followed your shit handicapping advice, lol.

To every handicapper out there, you had better show people you have the ability to win in College hoop and I have been doing that with this 30 dime release.

Bragging about a dime rating and not the overall product. Bragging about a 30 dime release when you have lost $2,737 DIMES the last 5 months. That is $27,370 for those sad, poor $10 betters.

You are a bigger clown than Bozo. ?

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Listen, they only make movies about winners - and that's me!

You forgot the pic...

 

[finman13]

With a little research, people could see what a clown this fucking idiot is. How in the hell, with a nearly antiquated movie, does this pube head get any traffic? He has to be living on skid row by now and has a heroin needle stuck in his arm.
I guess the residuals from the movie are just enough to sleep on a fold out cot and buy a line of coke here and there.
Of course , those into beastiality, can supplement his income with having sex with his "wife".

 

[finman13]

Look at the amount of money people have lost already this year.
Pro anus. You douchebag troll. You must giggle to yourself as you tickle yourself.

 

[sniperpicks]

LANG gonna need LUCK to cover +5 tonight , 27 - 14 at half

 

[Tuesday]

LANG gonna need LUCK to cover +5 tonight , 27 - 14 at half

Thank you Snippet for confirming, GOGOGO DUKE

 

[sniperpicks]

No ? for Lang so LANGs she male wife can rest it’s ? ? on Lang’s chin tonight

over 205 dimes flushed in 3 days

 

[brandonlang'sassstretcher]

LANG gonna need LUCK to cover +5 tonight , 27 - 14 at half

I saw the score was 57-43 and figured Lang must have had Notre Dame.

Thanks for confirming, Sniper.

 

[Tuesday]

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I saw the score was 57-43 and figured Lang must have had Notre Dame.

Thanks for confirming, Sniper.

SBR stooge ratturd?? followed jtroller/lang again today on ND and when both SBR stooges ratturd?? and jtroller/lang pick the same team THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE POSSIBLE RESULT WHICH IS THE OTHER TEAM WINNING - THE LONG WEEKEND FADE PARADE CONTINUES ON STRONG INTO MONDAY MAY THE FADE BE WITH YOU
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[finman13]

Wow. Good Job Link. Will you finally be split in half by that silver back tonight? Take something to numb the pain.

 

[proanalyser]

YOU GUYS WISH YOU CAN BANG THIS

 

[proanalyser]

OR THIS

 

[finman13]

Yours Link