The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[proanalyser]

17 of 61 from the floor (28%). 3 of 18 from 3 (17%).
I can't crawl through the TV and shoot the ball. Unreal.
DO YOR FUCKIN JOB FUCKIN MOTHER FUCKERS

 

[sniperpicks]

Pro anal. It’s no great accomplishment to land a female Philippine or Thailand waitress , You landing a mannish looking girl or a tranny is even easier. Your partner probably had INS on their ass harder than you

 

[gregboy59]

Wow. Good Job Link. Will you finally be split in half by that silver back tonight? Take something to numb the pain.

Too damn funny!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2022 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 779.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER DOWN $7,795 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$9,790)

PAID PICKS: 13-17-1 / 43.3%

-Lang by Month-

SEP: 14-15, -284.5 DIMES
OCT: 12-16-1, -503 DIMES
NOV: 12-18, -990.5 DIMES
DEC: 15-15, -212.5 DIMES

JAN: 13-17-1, -779.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-

WEEK 01: 12/28 to 1/3, (3W-4L) -326 DIMES (1W-2L -62 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/3)
WEEK 02: 1/4 to 1/10, (2W-4L -1P) -110.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/11 to 1/17, (4W-3L) +66 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/18 to 1/24, (4W-3L) -296 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/25 to 1/31, (2W-5L) -377 DIMES

-Lang Past 9+ Years-

2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NFL PRE SEASON (2021)

5-3, +36 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 3-2
30 DIME: 1-0

NFL REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

19-26-1, -706.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 3-2
100 DIME: 8-7
80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 0-2
50 DIME: 6-8
40 DIME: 1-3
30 DIME: 1-1-1

NFL TEASERS

50 DIME: 0-1

NFL POST SEASON (2021)

1-4, -509 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
150 DIME: 1-2
30 DIME: 0-1

COLLEGE FOOTBALL REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

15-17, -776 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
150 DIME: 0-1
100 DIME: 6-7
75 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 0-3
50 DIME: 1-2
40 DIME: 1-0
30 DIME: 4-1
25 DIME: 2-1

COLLEGE FOOTBALL BOWL SEASON (2021-22)

4-4, -299 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
100 DIME: 1-1
80 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 1-0
50 DIME: 0-1
40 DIME: 2-0

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

0-2, -77 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

40 DIME: 0-1
30 DIME: 0-1

COLLEGE HOOPS REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

18-18-1, -303.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-3
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 3-3
50 DIME: 2-3
40 DIME: 1-1
30 DIME: 7-3
25 DIME: 3-3-1

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Wow.
17 of 61 from the floor (28%). 3 of 18 from 3 (17%).
Those were the number of Notre Dame shooting the basketball last night in the loss to Duke.
I can't crawl through the TV and shoot the ball. Unreal.
Let's move on.
Listen, the football season is basically over and it's going to be College basketball that is going to carry us all the way to the first week of April.
To every handicapper out there, you had better show people you have the ability to win in College hoop and I have been doing that with this 30 dime release.
Let's keep it going 30 dimer #7 of 9 and start a huge winning streak into Super Sunday.
Let's gooooooooooo.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

I can't crawl through the TV and shoot the ball.

Lang still pretending he's some star basketball player when he actually was a bench warmer on his high school team.
Congratulations on your 5th losing month in a row for a total loss of 2,770 Dimes. Maybe instead of trying to fit your roided out fat head through a tv, you could put more effort into your real career, driving for Uber Eats. Let's face it Lang, handicapping isn't working out for you... you suck.

 

[gregboy59]

I can't crawl through the TV and shoot the ball.

Lang still pretending he's some star basketball player when he actually was a bench warmer on his high school team.
Congratulations on your 5th losing month in a row for a total loss of 2,770 Dimes. Maybe instead of trying to fit your roided out fat head through a tv, you could put more effort into your real career, driving for Uber Eats. Let's face it Lang, handicapping isn't working out for you... you suck.

 

[sniperpicks]

Lang needs air force to cover the 15 ? points but they down 13 at half.

 

[Tuesday]

Lang needs air force to cover the 15 ? points but they down 13 at half.

Thank you Sniper for confirming, GOGOGO UTAH STATE

 

[sniperpicks]

Not even close. Lang 0-4 run

 

[finman13]

Wow , pro anus. Another Anglo luring an asian . A story told for a millennium. However, you chose a gorilla instead of a cutie. Perhaps you are blind. Maybe you just want to bust a nut with an orangutan. It's the best you could do. We all get it.
And you lose again tonight, both in the bed and with your shit picks.

 

[Tuesday]

?????????????

Not even close. Lang 0-4 run

Wow , pro anus. Another Anglo luring an asian . A story told for a millennium. However, you chose a gorilla instead of a cutie. Perhaps you are blind. Maybe you just want to bust a nut with an orangutan. It's the best you could do. We all get it.
And you lose again tonight, both in the bed and with your shit picks.

ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER FADE WINNER - MAY THE FADE BE WITH YOU
?????????????

 

[savage1]

?????????????


ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER FADE WINNER - MAY THE FADE BE WITH YOU
?????????????

I wonder how many weenies Lang's ugly thing he refers to as a wife entered one of her orifices before she met Lang, and for hat

matter how many after she met and married him. lol

 

[lastguyoffthabench]

Since the start of football season, he has not had a winning month, and only 5 winning weeks out of 22.

66-82 (-2802.5 and running)...

The winning weeks that he put together; 205, 92, 78, 77.5, 66. Only two of those were consecutive winning weeks, 78 and 77.5 (but he LOST SIX CONSECUTIVE weeks before that, -79, -411.5, -57.5, -65, -281.5, -329).

I love when they say they don't keep "track of records" to a new potential client, but when a 150 dimer release is out, "150 DIME WINNER #21 of #28". How could you possibly know that if you didn't keep records??? We know that everyone on the Lang and Rolli sites are in the red, they are just scum...

Almost time for the Stu Feiner clip again where he talks about Brandon being the golden goose and his made up SB record...

 

[finman13]

Wow.
17 of 61 from the floor (28%). 3 of 18 from 3 (17%).
Those were the number of Notre Dame shooting the basketball last night in the loss to Duke.
I can't crawl through the TV and shoot the ball. Unreal.
Let's move on.
Listen, the football season is basically over and it's going to be College basketball that is going to carry us all the way to the first week of April.
To every handicapper out there, you had better show people you have the ability to win in College hoop and I have been doing that with this 30 dime release.
Let's keep it going 30 dimer #7 of 9 and start a huge winning streak into Super Sunday.
Let's gooooooooooo.

I doubt you can even crawl period. Your husband is whipping you as your nails dig into the floor and you feebly attempt to crawl away and escape yet another pounding.
Tell us Langatang, does he sit with his back to you as you pick lice and fleas off his back?

 

[finman13]

No reason to think Link won't be on Marquette plus 4 1/2.
I think they have covered 8 straight and already won at Nova.

Go ahead and release your super bowl pick Lang. Cincy plus the points and buy off 4 if need be.

 

[sniperpicks]

A corpse could guess Lang today with 110% accuracy the clown ? never goes against a team he just won with

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2022 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 812.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER DOWN $8,125 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$10,120)

PAID PICKS: 13-18-1 / 41.9%

-Lang by Month-

SEP: 14-15, -284.5 DIMES
OCT: 12-16-1, -503 DIMES
NOV: 12-18, -990.5 DIMES
DEC: 15-15, -212.5 DIMES

JAN: 13-17-1, -779.5 DIMES
FEB: 0-1, -33 DIMES

-Lang by Week-

WEEK 01: 12/28 to 1/3, (3W-4L) -326 DIMES (1W-2L -62 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/3)
WEEK 02: 1/4 to 1/10, (2W-4L -1P) -110.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/11 to 1/17, (4W-3L) +66 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/18 to 1/24, (4W-3L) -296 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/25 to 1/31, (2W-5L) -377 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/1 to 2/7, (0W-1L) -33 DIMES

-Lang Past 9+ Years-

2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NFL PRE SEASON (2021)

5-3, +36 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 3-2
30 DIME: 1-0

NFL REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

19-26-1, -706.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 3-2
100 DIME: 8-7
80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 0-2
50 DIME: 6-8
40 DIME: 1-3
30 DIME: 1-1-1

NFL TEASERS

50 DIME: 0-1

NFL POST SEASON (2021)

1-4, -509 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
150 DIME: 1-2
30 DIME: 0-1

COLLEGE FOOTBALL REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

15-17, -776 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
150 DIME: 0-1
100 DIME: 6-7
75 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 0-3
50 DIME: 1-2
40 DIME: 1-0
30 DIME: 4-1
25 DIME: 2-1

COLLEGE FOOTBALL BOWL SEASON (2021-22)

4-4, -299 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
100 DIME: 1-1
80 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 1-0
50 DIME: 0-1
40 DIME: 2-0

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

0-2, -77 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

40 DIME: 0-1
30 DIME: 0-1

COLLEGE HOOPS REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

18-19-1, -336.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-3
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 3-3
50 DIME: 2-3
40 DIME: 1-1
30 DIME: 7-4
25 DIME: 3-3-1