The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[Tuesday]

Lang shows he would side with Sheriff of Nottingham and not the ARCHER known as Robin Hood ,

ointer:


trying to keep it interesting rxb@ll

Bottom 2nd

Thank you Sniper<><>

 

[sniperpicks]

Lang searching for the excuse rolodex right now. 6-0

azzkick(&^

 

[Doggie123]

Brandon (pro anal),

You can explain your horrible pick when you are done cleaning the shit off your pencil dick. Not a winning month yet asshat.

 

[Tuesday]

:money8::money8::money8::money8::money8::money8::money8::money8:



Should have stuck to football proanalang you faaakin jackassointer:


:money8::money8::money8::money8::money8::money8::money8::money8:

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2021 BANKROLL
POSITIVE 361.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER UP $3,615 (MINUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = +$1,620)

PAID PICKS: 119-108-3 / 52.4%


-Lang by Month-

JAN: 12-18, -534 DIMES
FEB: 17-12, +0.5 DIMES
MAR: 15-16, -109.5 DIMES
APR: 21-9-1, +704.5 DIMES
MAY: 14-16-1, +73 DIMES
JUN: 17-12-1, +6.5 DIMES
JUL: 12-15, +42.5 DIMES
AUG: 11-10, +178 DIMES


-Lang by Week-

WEEK 01: 12/29 to 1/4, (3W-4L) -204 DIMES (1W-3L -271.5 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/4)
WEEK 02: 1/5 to 1/11, (2W-5L) -386 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/12 to 1/18, (3W-3L) -62.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/19 to 1/25, (4W-3L) +121.5 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/26 to 2/1, (3W-4L) +104.5 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/2 to 2/8, (5W-3L) -83 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/9 to 2/15, (3W-4L) -122.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/16 to 2/22, (5W-2L) +101 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/23 to 3/1, (4W-3L) +90 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/2 to 3/8, (3W-4L) -125 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/9 to 3/15, (4W-3L) -15 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/16 to 3/22, (3W-4L) -105 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/23 to 3/29, (4W-3L) +215 DIMES
WEEK 14: 3/30 to 4/5, (5W-3L) +68 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/6 to 4/12, (3W-4L) -103 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/13 to 4/19, (5W-2L) +275 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/20 to 4/26, (6W-1L) +360 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/27 to 5/3, (2W-3L-2P) -66 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/4 to 5/10, (3W-4L) -77.5 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/11 to 5/17, (4W-3L) +65 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/18 to 5/24, (4W-3L) +129.5 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/25 to 5/31, (3W-4L) +22 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/1 to 6/7, (5W-2L) +124 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/8 to 6/14, (5W-1L-1P) +170 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/15 to 6/21, (2W-5L) -171.5 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/22 to 6/28, (4W-3L) +24 DIMES
WEEK 27: 6/29 to 7/5, (2W-5L) -311 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/6 to 7/12, (3W-2L) +87 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/13 to 7/19, (4W-1L) +280 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/20 to 7/26, (3W-4L) -21 DIMES
WEEK 31: 7/27 to 8/2, (3W-4L) -42.5 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/3 to 8/9, (3W-4L) +54 DIMES
WEEK 33: 8/10 to 8/16, (4W-2L) +70 DIMES
WEEK 34: 8/17 to 8/23, (2W-4L) -36 DIMES


-Lang Past 8 Years-

2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)


MLB REGULAR SEASON (2021)

33-35, +192 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-1
80 DIME: 0-2
75 DIME: 1-0
60 DIME: 13-5
50 DIME: 1-1
40 DIME: 2-6
30 DIME: 5-10
25 DIME: 3-6
20 DIME: 7-4


NFL PRE SEASON (2021)

5-2, +114 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 3-1
30 DIME: 1-0

 

[Doggie123]

Brandon we need honesty .
"Money Mismanagement and undisciplined plays (larger plays on weekends because that's when more people gamble) = losing year after losing year!
You simply can't disprove this.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang's old banner from 2005 to April 2010 when he was fired.

The good old days, when he would crap out up to 3 plays a day.

Now that he only has one play a day he thinks he's Mr. Money Management with discipline.

All it means is he won't lose as much with only one play a day.

 

[Doggie123]

Since there is a football game, I know that Brandon won't have a baseball play because money management and discipline dictates playing the Monday night football game because it is a more popular sport.
Brandon , did you want to shit out a first half play on the Saints or take them for the game?

 

[proanalyser]

Since there is a football game, I know that Brandon won't have a baseball play because money management and discipline dictates playing the Monday night football game because it is a more popular sport.
Brandon , did you want to shit out a first half play on the Saints or take them for the game?

What do you care you got no money anyway. Better get on the Saints,Jack sucks,they got serious problems.

 

[proanalyser]

https://youtu.be/7bUyQ9WYVeU

 

[Doggie123]

You little sneak Brandon.
So just answer this, are you on the under in the White Sox and B jays?

 

[proanalyser]

You really are morons. The whitesox got shut out by Archer who hadn't pitched in 6 months. Lance Lynn is pitching. Yeah I like the over.

 

[Tuesday]

What do you care you got no money anyway. Better get on the Saints,Jack sucks,they got serious problems.

Hey proanalanglover you jackass what do you care you got lots of money lots of fake dimes you throw around that is ahahahacockingaspool

$$$$

 

[Doggie123]

You really are morons. The whitesox got shut out by Archer who hadn't pitched in 6 months. Lance Lynn is pitching. Yeah I like the over.

This is why you suck at handicapping. With that logic, the white sox will never score again just because they got shut out by Archer.

And you never disputed or proved pimpy's record keeping is wrong. That's because you know that you lose every year.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Well, it's safe to assume Reynaldo Lopez can't beat the Rays. No matter how good he has been, the Rays own him. End of story. Cost me 60 dimes to find that out.

As manager Tony LaRussa said afterwards, "That was no fun." No shit Sherlock.

The negative: After the 100 dime winner Saturday on the Titans 34-3 over the Bucs, just couldn't follow up with a winner on Sunday for the weekend 2-0 sweep.

The positive: Still up over $10,000 dollars the last 140 days.

More positive: A winning college basketball season. A winning NCAA tourney. A winning NBA season. A winning NBA playoffs.

More positive: A winning baseball season and the most positive of all: 4 straight winning months.

Oh, one last positive: Up close to +200 dimes in August as I look to make it 5 straight winning months heading into September.

What you have seen the last 4 months is consistent winning across the board and in my opinion, these last 9 days of August are the most important of the entire year.

I WANT 5 STRAIGHT WINNING MONTHS INTO FOOTBALL SEASON.

Now let's go cash in another 30 dime winner.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Will you guys stop picking on Pro Anal?

Can't you see he's "special?"

 

[Tuesday]

Will you guys stop picking on Pro Anal?

Can't you see he's "special?"

No doubt, proanal is special Olympics specialointer:

 

[sniperpicks]

Lang’s under 8.5 looks good in the 8th. Blue Jays game