The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

Chiefs are the best in the AFC, maybe the best team in the NFL. Lang knows this. Lang is thirsty for a win.

With the Chiefs starters scheduled to play the 1st half and only 3 pre-season games this season, I think he's expecting them to put the pedal to the metal and put up points against the Cards.

He's gonna be worried about the 2nd half collapse when Mahomes and company take a seat for the scrubs, that's why he goes 1st half only.

I believe he'll be on the Chiefs -3.5

I could be wrong but that's my take on it.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

and I am 3-2 in preseason football and up money.


Look at Lang, just outright lying now.

Get my Lawyers on the phone, Dewey, Fuchem and Howe, see if we can get a class action lawsuit started against this fraud.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Oh you know the excuses will be flying tomorrow.

I can see the Lang's headline now: Well, it's 100% official, the PHILADELPHIA EAGLES fuc@%$#$ing suck.

Blaming everyone but himself for his shitty pick.

Damn, I was so close, LMAO!

Well, it's 100% official, the Philadelphia Eagles are going to fuc@%$#$ing suck.

I forgot the "are going."

 

[Tuesday]

Pimpy nailed that jackass link!!!

Damn, I was so close, LMAO!

Well, it's 100% official, the Philadelphia Eagles are going to fuc@%$#$ing suck.

I forgot the "are going."

You still nailed that jackass Pimpy you still naiedl him - nailed that jackass link right in his nuts and punted his ass the fuckk outta hereazzkick(&^

 

[Tuesday]

Here's what I was talking about Pimpy. Service plays forum has "DeMarco's crew" 8 picks from the website but just no Lang, as if there is a package with pretty much everyone but that jackass. Maybe because in name he is more popular and they don't want his picks out there?

I been wondering why in the service plays section here there such a big list of service plays that not allowed to be posted too, very different from the service plays section at SBR...

 

[Doggie123]

damn, i was so close, lmao!

well, it's 100% official, the philadelphia eagles are going to fuc@%$#$ing suck.

i forgot the "are going."

rof lmfao. Delicious.

 

[Doggie123]

Well website already has chiefs minus 4 for a winner.
He needs to give Chad Henne a hug.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang claiming 60 Dime victory on site.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

If the Chiefs would have won the 1st half by 4, then Lang would claim he had them at -3.5. But since it was 10-0 he says he had it at -4 to make it seem like he's Mr. Honesty.

All tricks of the scammer trade. Just like claiming you have a winner before the games are even played. Winner #5 of 6, etc. etc..

 

[Tuesday]

If the Chiefs would have won the 1st half by 4, then Lang would claim he had them at -3.5. But since it was 10-0 he says he had it at -4 to make it seem like he's Mr. Honesty.

All tricks of the scammer trade. Just like claiming you have a winner before the games are even played. Winner #5 of 6, etc. etc..

Hey link you scamming piece of shit here's more for you to much on

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

I just noticed that Al "The Toupee" DeMarco and Sean Michaels (who DeMarco makes the picks for because Sean Michaels is just a face and not a real person) were both on the Chiefs 1st half as well.

I wonder if DeMarco was behind the Lang pick?

You never know what's going on behind the scenes and who is really behind what plays at these scam sites.

 

[sniperpicks]

I saw 3.5 before kick. Had ML for fun on a parlay. Was hoping they got that TD and XP before half but INT in end zone and Lang wins. Maybe he gets cocky and rolls 100 again and shit bed. AGAIN

 

[Tuesday]

I just noticed that Al "The Toupee" DeMarco and Sean Michaels (who DeMarco makes the picks for because Sean Michaels is just a face and not a real person) were both on the Chiefs 1st half as well.

I wonder if DeMarco was behind the Lang pick?

You never know what's going on behind the scenes and who is really behind what plays at these scam sites.

I think for sure he was making langs picks, they all in on the scams together.

 

[Tuesday]

I saw 3.5 before kick. Had ML for fun on a parlay. Was hoping they got that TD and XP before half but INT in end zone and Lang wins. Maybe he gets cocky and rolls 100 again and shit bed. AGAIN

It all fake dimes for link a dink anyways, but someone got link on a tight leash or he be making 1000 dimers every week like when Pimpy posted he got fired, I wish they just give him free reign because that's when he loses the most.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2021 BANKROLL
POSITIVE 321.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER UP $3,215 (MINUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = +$1,220)

PAID PICKS: 118-107-3 / 52.4%


-Lang by Month-

JAN: 12-18, -534 DIMES
FEB: 17-12, +0.5 DIMES
MAR: 15-16, -109.5 DIMES
APR: 21-9-1, +704.5 DIMES
MAY: 14-16-1, +73 DIMES
JUN: 17-12-1, +6.5 DIMES
JUL: 12-15, +42.5 DIMES
AUG: 10-9, +138 DIMES


-Lang by Week-

WEEK 01: 12/29 to 1/4, (3W-4L) -204 DIMES (1W-3L -271.5 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/4)
WEEK 02: 1/5 to 1/11, (2W-5L) -386 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/12 to 1/18, (3W-3L) -62.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/19 to 1/25, (4W-3L) +121.5 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/26 to 2/1, (3W-4L) +104.5 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/2 to 2/8, (5W-3L) -83 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/9 to 2/15, (3W-4L) -122.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/16 to 2/22, (5W-2L) +101 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/23 to 3/1, (4W-3L) +90 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/2 to 3/8, (3W-4L) -125 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/9 to 3/15, (4W-3L) -15 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/16 to 3/22, (3W-4L) -105 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/23 to 3/29, (4W-3L) +215 DIMES
WEEK 14: 3/30 to 4/5, (5W-3L) +68 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/6 to 4/12, (3W-4L) -103 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/13 to 4/19, (5W-2L) +275 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/20 to 4/26, (6W-1L) +360 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/27 to 5/3, (2W-3L-2P) -66 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/4 to 5/10, (3W-4L) -77.5 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/11 to 5/17, (4W-3L) +65 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/18 to 5/24, (4W-3L) +129.5 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/25 to 5/31, (3W-4L) +22 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/1 to 6/7, (5W-2L) +124 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/8 to 6/14, (5W-1L-1P) +170 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/15 to 6/21, (2W-5L) -171.5 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/22 to 6/28, (4W-3L) +24 DIMES
WEEK 27: 6/29 to 7/5, (2W-5L) -311 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/6 to 7/12, (3W-2L) +87 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/13 to 7/19, (4W-1L) +280 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/20 to 7/26, (3W-4L) -21 DIMES
WEEK 31: 7/27 to 8/2, (3W-4L) -42.5 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/3 to 8/9, (3W-4L) +54 DIMES
WEEK 33: 8/10 to 8/16, (4W-2L) +70 DIMES
WEEK 34: 8/17 to 8/23, (1W-3L) -76 DIMES


-Lang Past 8 Years-

2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)


MLB REGULAR SEASON (2021)

33-34, +252 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-1
80 DIME: 0-2
75 DIME: 1-0
60 DIME: 13-4
50 DIME: 1-1
40 DIME: 2-6
30 DIME: 5-10
25 DIME: 3-6
20 DIME: 7-4


NFL PRE SEASON (2021)

4-2, +14 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 3-1
30 DIME: 1-0

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Well, my hottest release did what my hottest release is supposed to do as my 60 dimer on the Chiefs (-4) dominate the Cards for the first 30 minutes 10-0.

I have now cashed 13 of my last 16 with 60 dime releases and tonight's release on the Titans and Bucs is even bigger.

Listen, you don't win 4 months in a row unless you have the ability to immediately bounce back from a few bad days, which is exactly what I did last night.

Let's break it down:

It's a winning month of August as I shoot for a 5th straight winning month.

It's a winning year here in 2021.

It's a winning baseball season and up money and I am 4-2 in preseason football and up money.

Bottom line: I will let the winning April, May, June and July speak for itself.

Listen, baseball, preseason football, it doesn't matter right now, I am in solid position to make August a 5th straight winning month.

Can't tell you how important it is to build the bankroll and continue this pursuit for 5 straight winning months into football season!!!!!!!

Trust me when I tell you: I WANT THIS 5TH STRAIGHT WINNING MONTH.

Now let's go cash in this 100 dime winner.

 

[Doggie123]

Well of course it's a 100 dimer because it's Saturday.
Bucs don't care and are playing nobody.
Probably on Titans plus 1.

 

[proanalyser]

Im fixing to stick the 100 dimer up your ass doggie style, Tuesday you have any money to fade like the rest of the losers,thought you were broke.

 

[Doggie123]

There you are Brandon. Lol
You sure must like sex with men.
I'll pass .