The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[whatiswhatiswhat]

:anichamp4:coke:!!^^:money8:

You know that large Millenium Falcon Lego set that is always on the shelves at Toys R' Us that no one ever buys? I think it is like $600 or something crazy. Well Lang, thank you for putting that under my tree this year for my kids! Merry Christmas!

 

[lastguyoffthabench]

The worst part is... He will claim a winning week with those mysterious 20 dimes that he gave himself. Such a homo. Funny thing is we should just track his teaser record... I'm sure its in the red...

 

[GGZOLA]

since Nov. 23, if you were to fade all his teaser picks straight up each side/total, you'd be 10-6 (62.5%)
I am tracking and providing weekly updates until I double up my bankroll or lose it all.
Can't wait till NBA, provided he doesnt close shop by then.
Hopefully we wont see nothing but 3-team 8-pointers from this jackass come then.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

No video from Lang today. He's hiding out after another losing week.


From across the ocean:
10 Dime Play: Dartmouth +10


His free pick is Wyoming Under the total of 133

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang not celebrating the winning week. I guess someone finally told him it wasn't a winning week, lol.

He says he only lost 48 dimes last night when it should have been 52 dimes. He only charged himself -120 on his 2-team 7 point teaser.

 

[lastguyoffthabench]

Just put in my teaser of the year: patriots -1, cowboys -.5 seems like free cash, just hope Lang doesn't have the same play.

 

[whatiswhatiswhat]

Lang not celebrating the winning week. I guess someone finally told him it wasn't a winning week, lol.

He says he only lost 48 dimes last night when it should have been 52 dimes. He only charged himself -120 on his 2-team 7 point teaser.

Looks like they finally did their math....it's been corrected on his site to 52 dimes.

 

[jungular10]

How does a so-called professional handicapper release this game as a paid play? Dartmouth's 2 wins have come against Alaska Anchorage and Bryant and 6 of IUPU's 8 games have had no line. Too funny.

 

[jungular10]

No video from Lang today. He's hiding out after another losing week.

Didn't you read what it says on his site? He's in pre-production meetings today.

 

[$bunny$]

You know that large Millenium Falcon Lego set that is always on the shelves at Toys R' Us that no one ever buys? I think it is like $600 or something crazy. Well Lang, thank you for putting that under my tree this year for my kids! Merry Christmas!

Good job!!$$eyes$$:thumbsup:<><>

 

[chevycola]

Wow - picks like this are some "December to Remember" Lang - you tool!

No video from Lang today. He's hiding out after another losing week.


From across the ocean:
10 Dime Play: Dartmouth +10




His free pick is Wyoming Under the total of 133

 

[chevycola]

If Lang can name ONE PLAYER off the top of his dopey head from IPFW - I'd be stunned. What a complete BULL SHIT pick.

 

[jungular10]

If Lang can name ONE PLAYER off the top of his dopey head from IPFW - I'd be stunned. What a complete BULL SHIT pick.

Total bullshit pick! Trying to scare the faders away.

 

[jungular10]

I wish I could read his write-up for this game.

 

[Oceanview]

This is a juicy road dog from the Ivy league tonigdt.





Dartmouth comes in at 2-6 SU but a money making 3-1-1 ATS and they are coming off standing toe to toe with Notre Dame in the 2nd half on Saturday.





They were an 18 point underdog and were outscored by 15 in the 1st half but handled themselves well in the 2nd finally falling 65-47.





With 4 starters back from last year they stood toe to toe with Rutgers on the road losing 62-56 as a 19 1/2 point dog.





Talk about an inflated number.





As for IUPU, it's not like they are some ballbuster out of a power conference.





Their 5-3 start isn't as impreissive as it looks as those 5 wins have come against Nebraska Omaha, Judson, South Dakota, Valpraiso and Nebraska Omaha again.





They were blown out by Xavier by 23, Iowa by 10 and they lost by 15 to an absolute powerhouse, the Missouri-Kansas City Kangaroos.





All things considered, they return only one starter and shouldn't be laying this kind of number to anybody, let alone a smart bunch of boys from the Ivy league.





I will gladly grab the valuie of the road team becasse as simple as this may sound, you can stay within single digits of any Big East school, you can do the same in the middle of Indiana tonight.





This dog will pack a bite tonight.​

I wish I could read his write-up for this game.

 

[jungular10]

Of course his 10 dime bullshit play hits. Oh well, we all know he shits the bed with his top plays.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

BRANDON LANG

BACK @ BRANDONLANG.COM (1/7/11)

220-262-4, -2,095.75 DIMES
__________________________________________________

PUMPKINHEAD RESULTS for 12/13

10 DIMES / DARTMOUTH +10 / WINNER

TOTAL: +10 DIMES
__________________________________________________

PUMPKINHEAD for the WEEK: 12/13 to 12/19

TUE: 1-0, +10 DIMES

WED:

THU:

FRI:

SAT:

SUN:

MON:


This Week Total: 1-0, +10 DIMES


LANG LAST 32 WEEKS

12/6 to 12/12: 5-5-1, -8 DIMES
11/29 to 12/5: 4-9, -248 DIMES
11/22 to 11/28: 3-11-2, -465 DIMES
11/15 to 11/21: 6-6, +17 DIMES
11/8 to 11/14: 5-4, +33.5 DIMES
11/1 to 11/7: 8-5, -123 DIMES
10/25 to 10/31: 3-13, -369.5 DIMES
10/18 to 10/24: 5-9, -318.5 DIMES
10/11 to 10/17: 7-4, +106 DIMES
10/4 to 10/10: 7-5, +141 DIMES
9/27 to 10/3: 10-1, +279.5 DIMES
9/20 to 9/26: 7-5, +5.5 DIMES
9/13 to 9/19: 4-7, -121 DIMES
9/6 to 9/12: 2-6, -102 DIMES
8/30 to 9/5: 3-4, +8.5 DIMES
8/23 to 8/29: 6-3, +25 DIMES
8/16 to 8/22: 4-7, -16 DIMES
8/9 to 8/15: 2-6, -63 DIMES
8/2 to 8/8: 2-5, -47.25 DIMES
7/26 to 8/1: 4-2, +31.5 DIMES
7/19 to 7/25: 5-2, +32.5 DIMES
7/12 to 7/18: 2-3, +3.5 DIMES
7/5 to 7/11: 3-3, +2.5 DIMES
6/28 to 7/4: 5-2, +35.5 DIMES
6/21 to 6/27: 4-3, +/-0.00 DIMES
6/14 to 6/20: 3-5, -74.5 DIMES
6/7 to 6/13: 4-6-1, +76.5 DIMES
5/31 to 6/6: 6-5, -1 DIME
5/24 to 5/30: 7-7, -176.5 DIMES
5/17 to 5/23: 5-7, -68.75 DIMES
5/10 to 5/16: 4-10, -207 DIMES
5/3 to 5/9: 6-9, +13 DIMES
___________________________________________________

DECEMBER DIMES

100 DIME: 0-0-1
75 DIME: 1-3
50 DIME: 4-2
40 DIME: 0-1
30 DIME: 1-2
20 DIME: 0-2
10 DIME: 4-1
___________________________________________________

LANG BY THE MONTH

DECEMBER: 10-11-1, -202 DIMES

NOVEMBER: 22-29-2, -581.5 DIMES

OCTOBER: 29-31, -176 DIMES

SEPTEMBER: 19-21, -170.5 DIMES

AUGUST: 15-23, -109.25 DIMES

JULY: 15-12, +58 DIMES

JUNE: 20-17-1, +72 DIMES

MAY: 23-38, -511.25 DIMES

APRIL: 25-33, -397.75 DIMES

MARCH: 16-18, +12.5 DIMES

FEBRUARY: 16-14, -73 DIMES

JANUARY: 10-15, -17 DIMES
___________________________________________________

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang Football Tracker

NFL PRESEASON

6-6, +10 Dimes


NFL REGULAR SEASON

31-35-3, -738 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-4-1

80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 3-7
50 DIME: 3-2-1
40 DIME: 3-6-1
30 DIME: 6-3
25 DIME: 3-1
20 DIME: 11-10
15 DIME: 0-1
10 DIME: 1-0


COLLEGE FOOTBALL

35-41, -351 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-1

75 DIME: 4-4
50 DIME: 3-4
40 DIME: 4-4
30 DIME: 3-3
25 DIME: 5-4
20 DIME: 9-10
15 DIME: 5-6
10 DIME: 2-5

COLLEGE HOOPS

5-6, -50 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

30 DIME: 0-1
20 DIME: 1-2
10 DIME: 4-3

 

[lastguyoffthabench]

Big East is having a down year. I'm sure ND really took that game seriously. Bowl season can't come soon enough.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Long Term Loser Lang Wednesday Video

His free pick is Richmond +3


Lang sounds drunk, lol.