The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

Well they gave him the push but Lang says he's up 64 dimes this week. He just gave himself 20 extra dimes for the week because we have him tracked at +44.

 

[GGZOLA]

what's $2.00 here and there Pimpy...its all play money anyways to him. LOL

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

From across the ocean:

40 Dime Play: 2-Team 7 Point Teaser
Rams +16 / Under 45


His free pick is Rams/Seahawks Under in the 1st Half

 

[jungular10]

More mispronunciations from Link. "Tavarius" and "Bandester". What a fuckin' dimwit.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

You're up 44 dimes this week, Lang, you fucking half-wit!

Which means if he loses this fucking gay teaser tonight at -130 he will have a losing week.

 

[jungular10]

If I didn't know who he was and I decided I was going to buy his picks, I'd change my mind after watching that video. Just proves he has ZERO clients. It's unbelievable how clueless this guy is.

 

[GGZOLA]

fucking pussy-fuck....oh well its nice to take a day off once in a while. what a weasel fuck this guy is man I seriously dont know how he retains even one single client.

 

[jungular10]

"100 dimer on Denver, released it at -3...said shop around for the best line available. I can't help, but of course I tell ya, I lay 3 and you call up and your man happens to have a 3.5, it's common sense that you would buy the half and lay 3....."

Then why didn't you suggest buying it down to -2.5 if you released it at -3, you stupid fuck?! Where's YOUR common sense, Link?

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

fucking pussy-fuck....oh well its nice to take a day off once in a while. what a weasel fuck this guy is man I seriously dont know how he retains even one single client.

He keeps coming out with these shitty teaser plays and he's going to lose the only real clients he has left, the people who fade him.

 

[jungular10]

He keeps coming out with these shitty teaser plays and he's going to lose the only real clients he has left, the people who fade him.

Do you think he has any real clients other than the faders? I always wonder who he thinks he's talking to in his daily videos.

 

[jungular10]

Edit - Should be "who he's talking to", not "who he thinks he's talking to".

 

[whatiswhatiswhat]

Is he really 9-3 the last 12 "Munnay" nights? If that's truly the case, then I think I'm going to bet the planet on the opposite of his teaser tonight.

So...here's the bet I just placed through betus....

Seahawks -2 1/2 / Over 31 risking $2500 to win 1923.08. That's virtually all of the profit I've made over the last two weeks off of him, so I'm gonna go for the home run.

 

[cincy_]

Good luck ... I might try the same teaser ... but I believe Seattle will lay the lumber on the Rams tonight. I might just try Seattle -17.5 for +250 for a small play ... especially since the Langturd has to lose one leg of the teaser, doesn't he?

 

[SayHeyKid]

Langer loses again...

LOL

 

[olballcoach]

Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggg you fucking loser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[rza]

reverse teaser = $$$

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

BRANDON LANG

BACK @ BRANDONLANG.COM (1/7/11)

219-262-4, -2,105.75 DIMES
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PUMPKINHEAD RESULTS for 12/12

40 DIMES / 7-POINT TEASER - RAMS +16/u45 -130 / LOSER

TOTAL: -52 DIMES
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PUMPKINHEAD for the WEEK: 12/6 to 12/12

TUE: 1-0, +10 DIMES

WED: 0-1, -22 DIMES

THU: 1-1, +39 DIMES

FRI: 1-0, +10 DIMES

SAT: 1-1, -23 DIMES

SUN: 1-1-1, +30 DIMES

MON: 0-1, -52 DIMES


This Week Total: 5-5-1, -8 DIMES


LANG LAST 31 WEEKS

11/29 to 12/5: 4-9, -248 DIMES
11/22 to 11/28: 3-11-2, -465 DIMES
11/15 to 11/21: 6-6, +17 DIMES
11/8 to 11/14: 5-4, +33.5 DIMES
11/1 to 11/7: 8-5, -123 DIMES
10/25 to 10/31: 3-13, -369.5 DIMES
10/18 to 10/24: 5-9, -318.5 DIMES
10/11 to 10/17: 7-4, +106 DIMES
10/4 to 10/10: 7-5, +141 DIMES
9/27 to 10/3: 10-1, +279.5 DIMES
9/20 to 9/26: 7-5, +5.5 DIMES
9/13 to 9/19: 4-7, -121 DIMES
9/6 to 9/12: 2-6, -102 DIMES
8/30 to 9/5: 3-4, +8.5 DIMES
8/23 to 8/29: 6-3, +25 DIMES
8/16 to 8/22: 4-7, -16 DIMES
8/9 to 8/15: 2-6, -63 DIMES
8/2 to 8/8: 2-5, -47.25 DIMES
7/26 to 8/1: 4-2, +31.5 DIMES
7/19 to 7/25: 5-2, +32.5 DIMES
7/12 to 7/18: 2-3, +3.5 DIMES
7/5 to 7/11: 3-3, +2.5 DIMES
6/28 to 7/4: 5-2, +35.5 DIMES
6/21 to 6/27: 4-3, +/-0.00 DIMES
6/14 to 6/20: 3-5, -74.5 DIMES
6/7 to 6/13: 4-6-1, +76.5 DIMES
5/31 to 6/6: 6-5, -1 DIME
5/24 to 5/30: 7-7, -176.5 DIMES
5/17 to 5/23: 5-7, -68.75 DIMES
5/10 to 5/16: 4-10, -207 DIMES
5/3 to 5/9: 6-9, +13 DIMES
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DECEMBER DIMES

100 DIME: 0-0-1
75 DIME: 1-3
50 DIME: 4-2
40 DIME: 0-1
30 DIME: 1-2
20 DIME: 0-2
10 DIME: 3-1
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LANG BY THE MONTH

DECEMBER: 9-11-1, -212 DIMES

NOVEMBER: 22-29-2, -581.5 DIMES

OCTOBER: 29-31, -176 DIMES

SEPTEMBER: 19-21, -170.5 DIMES

AUGUST: 15-23, -109.25 DIMES

JULY: 15-12, +58 DIMES

JUNE: 20-17-1, +72 DIMES

MAY: 23-38, -511.25 DIMES

APRIL: 25-33, -397.75 DIMES

MARCH: 16-18, +12.5 DIMES

FEBRUARY: 16-14, -73 DIMES

JANUARY: 10-15, -17 DIMES
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[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang Football Tracker

NFL PRESEASON

6-6, +10 Dimes


NFL REGULAR SEASON

31-35-3, -738 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-4-1

80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 3-7
50 DIME: 3-2-1
40 DIME: 3-6-1
30 DIME: 6-3
25 DIME: 3-1
20 DIME: 11-10
15 DIME: 0-1
10 DIME: 1-0


COLLEGE FOOTBALL

35-41, -351 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-1

75 DIME: 4-4
50 DIME: 3-4
40 DIME: 4-4
30 DIME: 3-3
25 DIME: 5-4
20 DIME: 9-10
15 DIME: 5-6
10 DIME: 2-5

COLLEGE HOOPS

4-6, -60 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

30 DIME: 0-1
20 DIME: 1-2
10 DIME: 3-3

 

[cincy_]

Lost my small -17.5 play ... but as long as Lang loses, it's worth it ... call me a hater ... whatever ... but I really hate scumbags and scamdicappers.

 

[joe361]

Is he really 9-3 the last 12 "Munnay" nights? If that's truly the case, then I think I'm going to bet the planet on the opposite of his teaser tonight.

So...here's the bet I just placed through betus....

Seahawks -2 1/2 / Over 31 risking $2500 to win 1923.08. That's virtually all of the profit I've made over the last two weeks off of him, so I'm gonna go for the home run.

:anichamp4:coke:!!^^:money8: