The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[Fadelmeister]

Glad to see all is right again in Mellonhead world. Awesome.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Well Lang's site says his smaller plays yesterday were for 10 dimes, not 15 dimes, even though it said 15 dimes on his site yesterday. Now I have to redo shit. ##)

 

[Oceanview]

From across the hall:
100 dime play - New England - 2 1/2
40 dime - 3 team - 10 point teaser: Giants - 1/2 / SF +1 / New England Over 42 1/2
20 dime play - Seattle +1 1/2
20 dime play - Colts + 8 1/2

 

[FadefortheMoney]

Looks like the Fadester has a 100 dimer today. Ca-ching!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Corrected

BRANDON LANG

BACK @ BRANDONLANG.COM (1/7/11)

187-217-1, -1,131 Dimes
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PUMPKINHEAD RESULTS for 10/29

75 DIMES / KANSAS STATE +13.5 / LOSER
10 DIMES / NC STATE +18.5 / LOSER
10 DIMES / NAVY +23.5 / LOSER
10 DIMES / HAWAII -7 / LOSER

TOTAL: -115.5 DIMES
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PUMPKINHEAD For The Week: 10/25 to 10/31

TUE: 0-1, -27.5 DIMES

WED: 0-1, -27.5 DIMES

THU: 1-1, -10 DIMES

FRI: 1-2, -17 DIMES

SAT: 0-4, -115.5 DIMES

SUN:

MON:


This Week Total: 2-9, -197.5 DIMES


LANG LAST 25 WEEKS

10/18 to 10/24: 5-9, -318.5 DIMES
10/11 to 10/17: 7-4, +106 DIMES
10/4 to 10/10: 7-5, +141 DIMES
9/27 to 10/3: 10-1, +279.5 DIMES
9/20 to 9/26: 7-5, +5.5 DIMES
9/13 to 9/19: 4-7, -121 DIMES
9/6 to 9/12: 2-6, -102 DIMES
8/30 to 9/5: 3-4, +8.5 DIMES
8/23 to 8/29: 6-3, +25 DIMES
8/16 to 8/22: 4-7, -16 DIMES
8/9 to 8/15: 2-6, -63 DIMES
8/2 to 8/8: 2-5, -47.25 DIMES
7/26 to 8/1: 4-2, +31.5 DIMES
7/19 to 7/25: 5-2, +32.5 DIMES
7/12 to 7/18: 2-3, +3.5 DIMES
7/5 to 7/11: 3-3, +2.5 DIMES
6/28 to 7/4: 5-2, +35.5 DIMES
6/21 to 6/27: 4-3, +/-0.00 DIMES
6/14 to 6/20: 3-5, -74.5 DIMES
6/7 to 6/13: 4-6-1, +76.5 DIMES
5/31 to 6/6: 6-5, -1 DIME
5/24 to 5/30: 7-7, -176.5 DIMES
5/17 to 5/23: 5-7, -68.75 DIMES
5/10 to 5/16: 4-10, -207 DIMES
5/3 to 5/9: 6-9, +13 DIMES
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Lang's complete record for 2011 is

191-220-1, -1,094.25 DIMES
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Lang for October

28-27, -4 DIMES
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October Dimes

100 DIME: 2-3

75 DIME: 4-2
50 DIME: 1-2
40 DIME: 2-2
30 DIME: 3-2
25 DIME: 4-3
20 DIME: 9-6
15 DIME: 3-3
10 DIME: 0-4
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Lang by Month

September: 19-21, -170.5 DIMES

August: 15-23, -109.25 DIMES

July: 15-12, +58 DIMES

June: 20-17-1, +72 DIMES

May: 23-38, -511.25 DIMES

April: 25-33, -397.75 DIMES

March: 16-18, +12.5 DIMES

February: 16-14, -73 DIMES

January: 14-17, +28 DIMES
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[PimpyMcPimp]

Corrected

Lang Football Tracker

NFL Preseason

6-6, +10 Dimes


NFL Regular Season

21-13, +117.5 Dimes

NFL Dime Ratings

100 DIME: 1-1

80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 2-1
50 DIME: 1-1
40 DIME: 3-2
30 DIME: 3-0
25 DIME: 1-1
20 DIME: 10-5
15 DIME: 0-1


NCAA Football

17-25, -301 Dimes

NCAA Dime Ratings

100 DIME: 0-1

75 DIME: 2-2
50 DIME: 1-1
40 DIME: 2-2
30 DIME: 0-2
25 DIME: 4-3
20 DIME: 3-4
15 DIME: 5-5
10 DIME: 0-5

 

[Oceanview]

9 straight losing days!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Long Term Loser Lang Sunday Video

His Bonus Play: 10-Point Teaser

Bengals/Seahawks u27.5 / Broncos +13 / Cowboys +13

 

[SteveMasters]

greenie on mike and mike also picked new england this week and that guy can't pick his nose, 120 dimer for me on the strength of that!!!!

 

[SteveMasters]

lang is going to get powerfucked again today

 

[chevycola]

By the way, if you're curious about whether my record is legitimate, let me assure you it is, and let me explain why: You see I offer long-term packages of 7, 30, 60 and 100 days. Anyone who buys a package gets EVERY play I release, day in, day out. Now, if I lied, even once, how many customers do you think I'd have remaining?

See, that's the beauty of the Internet. I don't need some phony monitoring service to document my wins and losses. Instead, you - my customers - do that for me. You validate my opinion and assure my credibility. And that's why we're a team.- Brandon Lang dot com

The fact this idiot even ACKNOWLEDGES this and other sites means he KNOWS his own site is complete Bull Shit. Why would you even mention on your site anything that would remotely lead people to the fade sites? hno:

This guy is not only a shitty handicapper, he's a ridiculously stupid businessman. But what else would I expect from a glorified caddie with a big mouth and an even bigger ego?

 

[chevycola]

From across the hall:
100 dime play - New England - 2 1/2
40 dime - 3 team - 10 point teaser: Giants - 1/2 / SF +1 / New England Over 42 1/2
20 dime play - Seattle +1 1/2
20 dime play - Colts + 8 1/2

Seriously - a TEN POINT TEASER???? No serious handicapper SELLS shit like this. I'm ignoring this pick - it's just too stupid to even try to deal with. But I'll fade the rest....

 

[runner5k]

Well Lang's site says his smaller plays yesterday were for 10 dimes, not 15 dimes, even though it said 15 dimes on his site yesterday. Now I have to redo shit. ##)

Its his new trick...list it for one thing on his site and have the writeup say something else. If the plays win then its the larger dime amount and if they lose its the smaller dime amount. I think he hopes we wont notice

 

[cincy_]

New England - 2.5 for 100 dimes??????

Damn ... I was thinking my Pats would win today ... now I can see that we're f&cked.

 

[cincy_]

Yup ... my Pats are down 17-7 and things aren't looking good. The asshole has the ability to screw up people in 6 states with his picks.

Too bad the people of New Hampshire, Maine, Connecticut, Massachusetts, Maine and Rhode Island don't have the vaguest idea why their team is losing. They think the Steelers are better. Nobody knows that it's all this shithead's fault.

 

[SteveMasters]

make that 23-10 steelers!! go steel crew baby!!!!

 

[Bennyshoe]

Wow he even loses the teaser by .5 pt!! Classic!!

 

[chevycola]

From across the hall:
100 dime play - New England - 2 1/2
40 dime - 3 team - 10 point teaser: Giants - 1/2 / SF +1 / New England Over 42 1/2
20 dime play - Seattle +1 1/2
20 dime play - Colts + 8 1/2

Today 0-4. He lost every single bet. He lost every single bet yesterday. He lost his bet on Friday.
This guy completed the perfect losing weekend. 0-9. I challenge anyone here to TRY and lose 9 straight bets over one weekend. Quite possibly the worst handicapping weekend of all time. I can't BELIEVE anyone would ever re-subscribe to this fucking thief. How much time does he actually put into these picks????

Oh well, I'm laughing all the way to the bank.

Brandon - PLEASE - don't retire. Don't kill yourself. Just keep picking sporting events so I can retire. LMAO!!!!!!

BRANDON LANG - uppy:

 

[runner5k]

I thought that safety would have given him his teaser but he still missed it!!
Epic epic end of a losing month for lang!!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang, 10 losing days in a row and back to back 0-4 days.