The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 12+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 14,464.75 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $144,647.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x13 = -$170,582.5)

-Lang Past 12+ Years-
2025: POSITIVE 659.75 DIMES (01/01/25 to 07/06/25)
2024: NEGATIVE 4,358.75 DIMES
2023: NEGATIVE 1,901.25 DIMES
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[StackinGreen]

I don't think dipshit reads this page or else he would have taken our criticism to improve his capping and piss poor money management skills.

No, he reads it and of course doesn't change anything.

He's pounding his chest currently with that 600 dime green number for the year, but we all know he's going to blow it. Pressure will make him shit himself in the football season, as he goes for his first full year in the black ... ever.

 

[finman13]

Another late posting by lang coming off another drunken stupor and a night of getting his poop chute drilled.

 

[carlitosway]

No, he reads it and of course doesn't change anything.

He's pounding his chest currently with that 600 dime green number for the year, but we all know he's going to blow it. Pressure will make him shit himself in the football season, as he goes for his first full year in the black ... ever.

Yes he is being conservative with his baseball plays. He wants to be in the black for football in which he will blow it.

 

[backdoorcover1]

Yes he is being conservative with his baseball plays. He wants to be in the black for football in which he will blow it.

You can almost see it now if he has any profit heading into football......" As we head into the football season with ALL THE MOMENTUM IN THE WORLD" Forget last nights (x amount)dimer, forget, being up (x amount) over the last (x amount) days, forget all of that, forget last super bowl win,Its all about taking this momentum into the football season and rolling right into 2026, its all about winning year number 3 in my career, its all about now, forget all the faders and haters we will have a winning football season and I'm feeling real good about that folks. Here we go with tonight's 150 dimer opening up the new season with a play if we win will double our bankroll, and if we lose well shit!!! I'll still have a winning football season pending the coaching staffs do not go brain dead, pending the refs don't blow any games, pending that every game I tell you to buy the 1/2 point doesn't get added into the net loss. Remember its all about money management, if we win, we will have bigger and bigger plays until we lose.
WAGER:
OVER OR UNDER 4 FOOTBALL WINNERS IN A ROW FOR LANG? Do we see a winning Thursday, friday, saturday, sunday....heading into monday night this year at all?

 

[carlitosway]

Pretty much that's his script.

 

[sniperpicks]

SALES is what Lang wants not a W or L specifically

thats why he gives out full game MLB yet touts the starter to carry the day when he knows they got 5-6 innings usually, full game bets can be played everywhere , its what buyers want , some places still may not take a 5 inning bet or its limited and his records show its poor sales probably

if a full game play gets him more sales, thats what he wants, win or lose

THAT or he is a total moron with a 2 digit IQ

 

[Fica]

The Pick: My 30 Dime winner is the Texas Rangers.

The Line: The current line is -145 at the majority of books in Vegas and offshore as of 8:45 AM EST. Please specify DeGrom and Kikuchi at the time of wager. Be sure to shop around for the best line available.

 

[RidgeRider]

How scared is Lang that he puts out a miniscule 30 unit play!!! Could we see a 1st ever in the last 5 years 20 unit mini market play???

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG'S PICK: TEXAS RANGERS -135 (DEGROM vs KIKUCHI)

After the 100 dime rock solid dog winner Saturday couldn't get there yesterday with the 50 dimer on the Blue Jays run line as they only win 3-2.
Had a shot but ultimately it was the choke job of the Blue Jays Myles Straw in the bottom of the 6th that did me in.
Toronto was staring at a monster inning after a walk and a pair of singles made it 3-2 and still nobody out and men at 1st and 2nd.
Except Straw hits into the double play and rally killed.
Game. Set. Match.
I wish everyday was a Saturday as I have just had a feel for winning on that day and just couldn't get there on Sunday.
Now on to Monday.
Last 63 Cherry Picked Days
$10 Dollar Bettor Has Made $11,000
Anything wrong with that number above? NOPE!!!!! End of story..
Have a great Monday everyone.

 

[sniperpicks]

 

[backdoorcover1]

Next up..................Giants run line over the Phillies and "his boy" Robbie Ray looking for another 9 innings no bullpen needed game

 

[carlitosway]

SALES is what Lang wants not a W or L specifically

thats why he gives out full game MLB yet touts the starter to carry the day when he knows they got 5-6 innings usually, full game bets can be played everywhere , its what buyers want , some places still may not take a 5 inning bet or its limited and his records show its poor sales probably

if a full game play gets him more sales, thats what he wants, win or lose

THAT or he is a total moron with a 2 digit IQ

Had a 5 inning winner with deGrom alas he went with the 9innings, lol.

 

[StackinGreen]

I wish we could dig up those "Brandon Puppet" videos from around 2010. Man were those a hoot

 

[steve021]

The Pick: My 50 Dime winner is the Houston Astros Run Line.


The Line: The current line is +105 at the majority of books in Vegas and offshore as of 9:00 AM EST. Please specify only Brown of Houston at the time of wager. Be sure to shop around for the best line available.


My Analysis

No way they lose 2 in a row.

Off the sweep of the mighty Dodgers in LA, the Houston Astros came home and fell flat on their faces losing the opener of this

3-game set to the Guardians.

Houston reliever Colton Gordon couldn't hold it down in the 6th and they went down 7-5.

Now to make all the wrongs right, here comes their hottest pitcher, the pitcher they play and hit the best behind and the numbers prove it.

Hunter Brown is making his 18th start of the year.
His Astro's teammates are 13-4 in his first 17 starts this year including winning 7 in a row.

You dig in deeper and you will find that since losing at home to the Mets to open the season March 28th, he hasn't lost at home again.
In this 6 home starts since, he is 4-0 with a pair of no decisions.
Cleveland answers with Joey Cantillo.
Cantillo has made 5 appearances this year and the
most he has pitched in 3 1/3 innings.
He won't go long and more than likely making this a bullpen game.
For my dollar, the Astros won't lose 2 in a row at home.
Give me Houston all night long.

 

[tampasports]

YES THEY MAY WIN TONIGHT BUT WHO'S TO SAY THAT THEY WIN BY TWO AND NOT ONE.

 

[savage1]

We heard this same kind of moronic, juvenile/sophomoric.immature comment about "no way someone gets swept at

home" a week or so, and they got swept!!

Now he is doing it again!!

Suffice it to say, based on my well over 50 years of sports gambling, people who bet in this manner are big-time losers!!

And it certainly applies to Lang as Pimp's meticulous record for all of the years he has done it proves it beyond a shadow of a doubt!!

 

[Patrick9]

It's not uncommon for a pitcher to struggle in their next start (particularly at home) after a Denver start.

We just saw Kershaw struggle with the White Sox at Home.

 

[Patrick9]

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It's not uncommon for a pitcher to struggle in their next start (particularly at home) after a Denver start.

We just saw Kershaw struggle with the White Sox at Home.

I forgot, as well as Gordon last night.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2025 BANKROLL
POSITIVE 616.25 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR UP $6,162.5 (MINUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = +$4,167.5)

PAID PICKS: 101-85-2 / 54.3%

-Lang by Month 2024-
JAN: 14-17 -399 DIMES
FEB: 16-12-1 +274.5 DIMES
MAR: 14-17 -745 DIMES
APR: 12-17 -74.75 DIMES
MAY: 14-17 -450 DIMES
JUN: 12-15 -676 DIMES
JUL: 10-17 -936.75 DIMES
AUG: 17-13-1 +269.75 DIMES
SEP: 17-13 -60 DIMES
OCT: 17-13-1 -58.5 DIMES
NOV: 15-15 -623.5 DIMES
DEC: 14-16 -877 DIMES
-Lang by Month 2025-
JAN: 17-14 +55.5 DIMES
FEB: 15-13-1 -191 DIMES
MAR: 14-16-1 -252.5 DIMES
APR: 16-14 +86.5 DIMES
MAY: 22-9 +1,347.5 DIMES
JUN: 14-15 -426.25 DIMES
JUL: 3-4 +1.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/31 to 1/6, (4W-3L) +228 DIMES (4W-2L +393 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/6)
WEEK 01: 1/7 to 1/13, (3W-4L) -375 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/14 to 1/20, (2W-5L) -485 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/21 to 1/27, (5W-2L) +407.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/28 to 2/3, (6W-1L) +390 DIMES
WEEK 05: 2/4 to 2/10, (4W-4L) +70 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/11 to 2/17, (4W-3L) -97.5 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/18 to 2/24, (2W-4L-1P) -313.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/25 to 3/3, (3W-4L) -270 DIMES
WEEK 09: 3/4 to 3/10, (4W-3L) -30 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/11 to 3/17, (3W-4L) +72.5 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/18 to 3/24, (3W-4L) -162.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/25 to 3/31, (3W-3L-1P) +12.5 DIMES
WEEK 13: 4/1 to 4/7, (4W-3L) +47.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/8 to 4/14, (3W-4L) -21 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/15 to 4/21, (4W-3L) +212.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/22 to 4/28, (4W-3L) -145 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/29 to 5/5, (4W-3L) +20 DIMES
WEEK 18: 5/6 to 5/12, (6W-1L) +310 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/13 to 5/19, (5W-2L) +435 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/20 to 5/26, (5W-2L) +430 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/27 to 6/2, (4W-3L) +130 DIMES
WEEK 22: 6/3 to 6/9, (5W-2L) -13.75 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/10 to 6/16, (4W-2L) +150 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/17 to 6/23, (2W-5L) -400 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/24 to 6/30, (2W-5L) -147.5 DIMES
WEEK 26: 7/1 to 7/7, (3W-4L) +1.5 DIMES