The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2025 BANKROLL
POSITIVE 589.75 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR UP $5,897.5 (MINUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = +$3,902.5)

PAID PICKS: 100-83-2 / 54.6%

-Lang by Month 2024-
JAN: 14-17 -399 DIMES
FEB: 16-12-1 +274.5 DIMES
MAR: 14-17 -745 DIMES
APR: 12-17 -74.75 DIMES
MAY: 14-17 -450 DIMES
JUN: 12-15 -676 DIMES
JUL: 10-17 -936.75 DIMES
AUG: 17-13-1 +269.75 DIMES
SEP: 17-13 -60 DIMES
OCT: 17-13-1 -58.5 DIMES
NOV: 15-15 -623.5 DIMES
DEC: 14-16 -877 DIMES
-Lang by Month 2025-
JAN: 17-14 +55.5 DIMES
FEB: 15-13-1 -191 DIMES
MAR: 14-16-1 -252.5 DIMES
APR: 16-14 +86.5 DIMES
MAY: 22-9 +1,347.5 DIMES
JUN: 14-15 -426.25 DIMES
JUL: 2-2 -25 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/31 to 1/6, (4W-3L) +228 DIMES (4W-2L +393 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/6)
WEEK 01: 1/7 to 1/13, (3W-4L) -375 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/14 to 1/20, (2W-5L) -485 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/21 to 1/27, (5W-2L) +407.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/28 to 2/3, (6W-1L) +390 DIMES
WEEK 05: 2/4 to 2/10, (4W-4L) +70 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/11 to 2/17, (4W-3L) -97.5 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/18 to 2/24, (2W-4L-1P) -313.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/25 to 3/3, (3W-4L) -270 DIMES
WEEK 09: 3/4 to 3/10, (4W-3L) -30 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/11 to 3/17, (3W-4L) +72.5 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/18 to 3/24, (3W-4L) -162.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/25 to 3/31, (3W-3L-1P) +12.5 DIMES
WEEK 13: 4/1 to 4/7, (4W-3L) +47.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/8 to 4/14, (3W-4L) -21 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/15 to 4/21, (4W-3L) +212.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/22 to 4/28, (4W-3L) -145 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/29 to 5/5, (4W-3L) +20 DIMES
WEEK 18: 5/6 to 5/12, (6W-1L) +310 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/13 to 5/19, (5W-2L) +435 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/20 to 5/26, (5W-2L) +430 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/27 to 6/2, (4W-3L) +130 DIMES
WEEK 22: 6/3 to 6/9, (5W-2L) -13.75 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/10 to 6/16, (4W-2L) +150 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/17 to 6/23, (2W-5L) -400 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/24 to 6/30, (2W-5L) -147.5 DIMES
WEEK 26: 7/1 to 7/7, (2W-2L) -25 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2025)

18-19, -157.25 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-1
150 DIME: 0-1
100 DIME: 1-2
75 DIME: 7-7
60 DIME: 1-1
50 DIME: 8-7

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 12+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 14,534.75 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $145,347.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x13 = -$171,282.5)

-Lang Past 12+ Years-
2025: POSITIVE 589.75 DIMES (01/01/25 to 07/04/25)
2024: NEGATIVE 4,358.75 DIMES
2023: NEGATIVE 1,901.25 DIMES
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG'S PICK: HOUSTON ASTROS +120 (VALDEZ vs OHTANI)

He should take his hot wife and kid and retire.
Those are my thoughts about Justin Verlander today.
After getting rocked by the A's on Friday, he said his performance was quote "Embarrassing."
No really Justin. Come on buddy, don't be so hard on yourself.
I always say if you are going to lose a game, just get the fu@#@k blown out and be done with it.
As good as Robbie Ray was for San Fran on Thursday, Verlander was pathetic on Friday.
And that was my Independence Day.
Now on to Saturday.
Last 61 Days
$10 Dollar Bettor Has Made $10,300
Anything wrong with that number above? NOPE!!!!! End of story.
Now let's deliver another winning Saturday.
Now let's UP THE ANTE and Win.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

He should take his hot wife and kid and retire.
Those are my thoughts about Justin Verlander today.
After getting rocked by the A's on Friday, he said his performance was quote "Embarrassing."
No really Justin. Come on buddy, don't be so hard on yourself.

Lang's "EXPERT" analysis from his write up last night...

"My gut tells me Verlander will dominate the A's in this start. I believe Verlander is back in his "ACE" groove for this one and from a value standpoint, you may never get Verlander at this price EVER again."

Fucking Clown!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG will call for Verlanders immediate retirement

probably insukt his hot wife and refer to the leaked sex pics

Pretty much nailed the first part.
He didn't insult the wife though.

 

[tampasports]

He is putting the curse on that pitcher today After today he won't be undefeatede

 

[backdoorcover1]

After getting rocked by the A's on Friday, he said his performance was quote "Embarrassing."
No really Justin. Come on buddy, don't be so hard on yourself.

No really Lang, come on buddy, don't be so hard on yourself. You've lost before and it'll happen again. You got this. It's about long term not just one pick....going for winning year 2 of 13 buddy you got this!!!! Anything wrong with that number posted??? NOPE

 

[StackinGreen]

The Pick: My 75 Dime winner is the Houston Astros

The Line: The current line is +120 at the majority of books in Vegas and offshore as of 9:45 AM EST. Please specify Valdez and Ohtani at the time of wager. Be sure to shop around for the best line available.

My Analysis
They are going to beat them again.

Thanks, Steve-0!

 

[sniperpicks]

Wow

LANG definitely reads this page , I have to believe that

Otherwise him and me think alike and I can’t cope with that

 

[carlitosway]

I don't think dipshit reads this page or else he would have taken our criticism to improve his capping and piss poor money management skills.

 

[RidgeRider]

I've heard from a few people who know him that he actually does read the thread at least every other day.

 

[backdoorcover1]

If he reads the thread he could literally fade himself and pretty much end the thread though....a long time ago. It shows how well his numbers would look if he just did the opposite. But then again he is currently in the positive and perhaps had been reading this thread trying to enjoy the faders so who knows. "The Hot wife" line was suspect.

 

[Buckeyefan80]

I’d be very surprised if its not Detroit since one of his fave dickriders is on the mound

 

[Fica]

The Pick: My 50 Dime winner is the Toronto -1 1/2 Runs

The Line: The current line is +105 at the majority of books in Vegas and offshore as of 8:45 AM EST. Please specify Anderson and Gausman at the time of wager. Be sure to shop around for the best line available

 

[finman13]

Wow today is July 5th And he is still talking about the NBA finals and playoffs .I Wonder why.

And the super bowl

 

[tampasports]

And yes, I knew he was still talking about the Super Bowl, but I was giving him A break on that lol. He just. Lives in. the past

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

He wins 120 Dimes yesterday on the Astros and gives 50 back on the run line loser on the Blow Jays.
Updating records now.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2025 BANKROLL
POSITIVE 659.75 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR UP $6,597.5 (MINUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = +$4,602.5)

PAID PICKS: 101-84-2 / 54.5%

-Lang by Month 2024-
JAN: 14-17 -399 DIMES
FEB: 16-12-1 +274.5 DIMES
MAR: 14-17 -745 DIMES
APR: 12-17 -74.75 DIMES
MAY: 14-17 -450 DIMES
JUN: 12-15 -676 DIMES
JUL: 10-17 -936.75 DIMES
AUG: 17-13-1 +269.75 DIMES
SEP: 17-13 -60 DIMES
OCT: 17-13-1 -58.5 DIMES
NOV: 15-15 -623.5 DIMES
DEC: 14-16 -877 DIMES
-Lang by Month 2025-
JAN: 17-14 +55.5 DIMES
FEB: 15-13-1 -191 DIMES
MAR: 14-16-1 -252.5 DIMES
APR: 16-14 +86.5 DIMES
MAY: 22-9 +1,347.5 DIMES
JUN: 14-15 -426.25 DIMES
JUL: 3-3 +45 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/31 to 1/6, (4W-3L) +228 DIMES (4W-2L +393 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/6)
WEEK 01: 1/7 to 1/13, (3W-4L) -375 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/14 to 1/20, (2W-5L) -485 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/21 to 1/27, (5W-2L) +407.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/28 to 2/3, (6W-1L) +390 DIMES
WEEK 05: 2/4 to 2/10, (4W-4L) +70 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/11 to 2/17, (4W-3L) -97.5 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/18 to 2/24, (2W-4L-1P) -313.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/25 to 3/3, (3W-4L) -270 DIMES
WEEK 09: 3/4 to 3/10, (4W-3L) -30 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/11 to 3/17, (3W-4L) +72.5 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/18 to 3/24, (3W-4L) -162.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/25 to 3/31, (3W-3L-1P) +12.5 DIMES
WEEK 13: 4/1 to 4/7, (4W-3L) +47.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/8 to 4/14, (3W-4L) -21 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/15 to 4/21, (4W-3L) +212.5 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/22 to 4/28, (4W-3L) -145 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/29 to 5/5, (4W-3L) +20 DIMES
WEEK 18: 5/6 to 5/12, (6W-1L) +310 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/13 to 5/19, (5W-2L) +435 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/20 to 5/26, (5W-2L) +430 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/27 to 6/2, (4W-3L) +130 DIMES
WEEK 22: 6/3 to 6/9, (5W-2L) -13.75 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/10 to 6/16, (4W-2L) +150 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/17 to 6/23, (2W-5L) -400 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/24 to 6/30, (2W-5L) -147.5 DIMES
WEEK 26: 7/1 to 7/7, (3W-3L) +45 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

MLB REGULAR SEASON (2025)

19-20, -87.25 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-1
150 DIME: 0-1
100 DIME: 2-2
75 DIME: 7-7
60 DIME: 1-1
50 DIME: 8-8