The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[RidgeRider]

The biggest problem is Lang has no idea what a line should be. Remember LANG DOESN'T EVEN BET! All the crappy handicappers were on San Francisco. Gonzaga -9 was a gift.
Listen to people and you can spot how much they don't know. In Lang's Thursday night podcast he claimed the March Madness brackets are revealed on Sunday and the lines for the games comes out Monday. WRONG!
There will be lines released within 3-4 hours of the matchups on Sunday!

 

[seth]

Tale of the tape has disappeared from view on the site

 

[RidgeRider]

Tale of the tape is gone because it's a new month and they want to hide all those losses. If he was winning they would have kept it up. It's called SCAMMING 101.

 

[carlitosway]

Of course they fade his ass -look at the pimps stats -worse service touter ever in history, lol

But the vast majority has no idea of the nuts and bolts of Pimp's stats.

 

[XENO]

But the vast majority has no idea of the nuts and bolts of Pimp's stats.

You think hmm

 

[XENO]

Well you could be right carlos

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG'S PICK: AUSTIN PEAY +2 1/2

I think I am done with the West Coast Conference.
Gonzaga got me again as they rolled into San Francisco and manhandled the 16-0 at home Dons taking down yet another 150 dime release.
They did the same thing Tuesday night at Santa Clara when I rode the home dog Broncos and the Zags went in there and manhandled them.
All I can do is tip my cap to Mark Few and I guess we'll see if he can get his last piece of revenge in the conference and beat St.Marys in the WCC tourney final.
Let's move on.
Not the way I invisioned March getting started but it is what it is.
This is a huge money making month and you want to judge me on day one, it is certainly your right.
I however will judge myself after the Championship game April 7th in San Antonio probably Auburn vs Duke, but don't hold me to that just yet.
We still have conference tournament action to watch before settling into the field of 68!!!!!
First things first, time to hand you 75 dime winner #3 in a row after Oklahoma (+3) over Kentucky and Marshall (-3') destoryed Appalachian State on Friday.
It will also be 75 dime winner #12 out of 16. Pretty rock solid run right there.
Let's go.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

This is a huge money making month and you want to judge me on day one, it is certainly your right.

No Lang, we judge you by years and years of constant losing.

You are a lifelong scammer.
You are a lifelong loser.
You are a lifelong piece of shit.

Let's move on.

 

[mailman82885]

What's Langs take on the Oscars and Best Picture this year

 

[RidgeRider]

Lang's lie of the day is he won 3 out of the last 4 years in March Madness! I SAY BULLSHIT!!!

 

[StackinGreen]

Lang's lie of the day is he won 3 out of the last 4 years in March Madness! I SAY BULLSHIT!!!

What's Pimpy got him at? 1 winning year, 1 losing year, 2 relative pushes?

 

[finman13]

Lang. "I think I'm done with the west coast conference"
Dozens and dozens of times he has said, I am done with this conference, league, coach, player etc. You would think there would be nobody to bet on anymore. He's run the gamut.

Lang frustrated.

 

[finman13]

Sniff sniff, I smell a bear.

 

[sniperpicks]

His play woke up fast in the 2H yesterday holy

🫛

 

[Fica]

The Pick: My 50 Dime winner is Northwestern Wildcats.

The Line: The current line is +3 1/2 at the majority of books in Vegas and offshore as of 9:00 AM EST. Be sure to shop around for the best line available.

 

[finman13]

Wow. He's on northwestern. Fade away

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2025 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 225.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $2,255 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$4,250)

PAID PICKS: 33-28-1 / 54.0%

-Lang by Month 2024-
JAN: 14-17 -399 DIMES
FEB: 16-12-1 +274.5 DIMES
MAR: 14-17 -745 DIMES
APR: 12-17 -74.75 DIMES
MAY: 14-17 -450 DIMES
JUN: 12-15 -676 DIMES
JUL: 10-17 -936.75 DIMES
AUG: 17-13-1 +269.75 DIMES
SEP: 17-13 -60 DIMES
OCT: 17-13-1 -58.5 DIMES
NOV: 15-15 -623.5 DIMES
DEC: 14-16 -877 DIMES
-Lang by Month 2025-
JAN: 17-14 +55.5 DIMES
FEB: 15-13-1 -191 DIMES
MAR: 1-1 -90 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/31 to 1/6, (4W-3L) +228 DIMES (4W-2L +393 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/6)
WEEK 01: 1/7 to 1/13, (3W-4L) -375 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/14 to 1/20, (2W-5L) -485 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/21 to 1/27, (5W-2L) +407.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/28 to 2/3, (6W-1L) +390 DIMES
WEEK 05: 2/4 to 2/10, (4W-4L) +70 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/11 to 2/17, (4W-3L) -97.5 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/18 to 2/24, (2W-4L-1P) -313.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/25 to 3/3, (3W-3L) -215 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2024-'25)

3-3, +74 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME:2-0
60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 1-2

COLLEGE HOOPS REGULAR SEASON (2024-'25)

29-26-1, -365.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 2-4
100 DIME: 3-9
75 DIME: 18-9
60 DIME: 3-3-1
50 DIME: 3-1

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 12+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 15,355.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $153,555 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x13 = -$179,490)

-Lang Past 12+ Years-
2025: NEGATIVE 225.5 DIMES (01/01/25 to 03/02/25)
2024: NEGATIVE 4,358.75 DIMES
2023: NEGATIVE 1,901.25 DIMES
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG'S PICK: NORTHWESTERN +3 1/2

Now that's the way you rebound.
Needed a winning Sunday. No if's, and's or but's about it. I had to deliver.
I went looking at the Atlantic Sun conference tournament where I isolated Austin Peay at home getting +2 from North Florida.
And the Governors blew them out winning outright 90-69 as 3 guys for Peay scored 20. Talk about the right side of a game flat out getting it done!!!!!!
It was a "wax on, wax off" week as I alternated wins and losses.
Monday was a winner with Monmouth over N"Eastern, Tuesday a loser with Santa Clara over Gonzaga then Wednesday was a winner with Oklahoma over Kentucky.
Thursday dropped Wichita State over UAB, Friday cashed Marshall over Appalachian State but Saturday lost San Fran over the Zags.
You already know about Sunday's winner on Austin Peay.
This is a huge money making month and I said to you yesterday, you want to judge me on day one, it is certainly your right.
I will judge myself after the Championship game April 7th in San Antonio, probably Auburn vs Duke, but don't hold me to that just yet.
We still have conference tournament action to watch before settling into the field of 68!!!!!
First things first, time to hand you 50 dime winner #3 and a 3rd straight winning Monday right along with it.
Let's go.