The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[Buckeyefan80]

Of course hes on the under, it hit like 15 years in a row until recently, and we know that’s how he handicaps.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Get fucked Lang!
RAMS OUTRIGHT! LOL
Add another 130 Dimes to the loss column. Keep buying those 1/2 points.

This clown has now lost OVER 1,000 Dimes in the NFL regular season.

 

[fadethebooks]

Get fucked Lang!
RAMS OUTRIGHT! LOL
Add another 130 Dimes to the loss column. Keep buying those 1/2 points.

This clown has now lost OVER 1,000 Dimes in the NFL regular season.

Lol login in to come and enjoy this thread

 

[lastguyoffthabench]

In their most complete effort of the year, they humiliated the Bears 38-13, holding Chicago to 162 yards total offense including just 94 in the air. This was a Bears team that almost beat the Lions on Thanksgiving day...

The ol' Langer logic handicapping.

 

[savage1]

Two standout takes from usual laughable and sophomoric write-up today:

1) He glorifies SF because of one game last week against the Bears but minimizes that their coach just got fired.

He is not inconsistent though as he minimizes the Ram's great effort last week against Buffalo and sweeps it under the

rug by emphasizing other games as well as using absurd and irrelevant comparisons and illogic.

2) He uses the cliche that almost all LOSING handicappers do that(in this case) SF will win and cover because they have to win.

Show me a capper who uses that type of reasoning and logic to make a pick and I will show you a loser, actually a BIG LOSER!!

My overall opinion is that Lang would be better served if he just gave out his pick without a write-up because out of the time

makes no sense like the above as well as the fact that most of the time even when his pick wins, the supporting write-up was/is

wrong/irrelevant regarding why the pick wins/won!!

 

[RidgeRider]

To show you how little Lang thought of the game last night, in his morning interview at 9:15 AM after his made up claim of winning a big parlay he said he didn't like the game at all and if he had to play it he would take the Rams and buy up from +3 to +3.5 and the 49ers from -3 and buy down to -2.5. Then less than 4 hours later he liked the game so much it was a Thursday night 100 dime release. You can't make what takes place in Langville. If that isn't the tale of a fraud scammdicapper I don't know what it is.
Then to end his segment Lang talked about the run of 3 of his made up handicappers. He made it sound like he has conversations with Big Mike and Sean. You can't make this shit up. How dumb are the 3 hosts who still allow him to come on?

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

 

[seth]

To show you how little Lang thought of the game last night, in his morning interview at 9:15 AM after his made up claim of winning a big parlay he said he didn't like the game at all and if he had to play it he would take the Rams and buy up from +3 to +3.5 and the 49ers from -3 and buy down to -2.5. Then less than 4 hours later he liked the game so much it was a Thursday night 100 dime release. You can't make what takes place in Langville. If that isn't the tale of a fraud scammdicapper I don't know what it is.
Then to end his segment Lang talked about the run of 3 of his made up handicappers. He made it sound like he has conversations with Big Mike and Sean. You can't make this shit up. How dumb are the 3 hosts who still allow him to come on?

It makes me laugh when he throws out some trends he's no doubt taken from Mark Lawrence and the hosts go "wow what a stat" they must be a bit dumb as they laugh at his stories

 

[seth]

Lang on radio today:
Saturday:
UNDER 39 Army / Navy
Sunday:
Carolina -2.5
Seattle +2.5
OVER 53 Detroit / Buffalo
Detroit -2.5
Cleveland +4
Claims he hit some big 2 Team Parlay - Sure we believe that Brandon! You hit all your bets that aren't documented. Lol
He also claimed he played blackjack recently with Jon Gruden!

Today's radio
Best bet Panthers
Pittsburgh
Lions / Bills over

 

[Typhoon]

60 DIME
- BANKROLL BUILDING -
MONEY MOVE

Nets at Grizzlies - 8:00 pm EST

 

[RidgeRider]

Lang bitching about Purdy throwing an interception that killed his SF -2.5 selection. What he forgets to mention is even if Purdy doesn't throw the interception and the kicker kicks an almost 50 yard field goal in a heavy rain it would only have tied the game. What a fraud / scammer!

 

[StackinGreen]

2) He uses the cliche that almost all LOSING handicappers do that(in this case) SF will win and cover because they have to win.

I most recently encountered this with a friend that was telling me, and this is funny because it's full circle, that SF would win at Buffalo "because they had to win." We all remember what happened there (and it was major snow too!) lol

Then to end his segment Lang talked about the run of 3 of his made up handicappers. He made it sound like he has conversations with Big Mike and Sean. You can't make this shit up. How dumb are the 3 hosts who still allow him to come on?

He has conversations with cartoon characters? He needs more help than we realize ... mercy

Best bet Panthers
Pittsburgh
Lions / Bills over

Wise guys are all over the Panthers. I bet you he ends up not taking them on Sunday.

I'm guessing it'll be the middle one, Pitt. The Lions and Bills over will likely hit, but that is also one that could revert back to the mean after the Bills crazy point fiesta vs the Rams, and the Lions Packers scoring affair - classic Lang pick.

 

[finman13]

I totally agree it will be Pitt, which I hope doesn't happen. A lot of people will take stock in Pickens being out, which does hurt. Tomlin is better in an underdog roll. Steelers have won 7 straight games outright as an underdog. second longest streak in nfl since 1970.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 2024 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 3,439.75 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $34,397.5 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$36,392.5)

PAID PICKS: 163-171-3 / 48.8%

-Lang by Month-
JAN: 14-17 -399 DIMES
FEB: 16-12-1 +274.5 DIMES
MAR: 14-17 -745 DIMES
APR: 12-17 -74.75 DIMES
MAY: 14-17 -450 DIMES
JUN: 12-15 -676 DIMES
JUL: 10-17 -936.75 DIMES
AUG: 17-13-1 +269.75 DIMES
SEP: 17-13 -60 DIMES
OCT: 17-13-1 -58.5 DIMES
NOV: 15-15 -623.5 DIMES
DEC: 7-5 +41.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/26 to 1/1, (4W-3L) +117.5 DIMES (0W-1L -165 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/1)
WEEK 01: 1/2 to 1/8, (3W-4L) -272.5 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/9 to 1/15, (6W-1L) +565 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/16 to 1/22, (1W-6L) -577.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/23 to 1/29, (3W-4L) +59 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/30 to 2/5, (4W-3L) +90 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/6 to 2/12, (3W-4L) +10 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/13 to 2/19, (4W-3L) -81.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/20 to 2/26, (4W-2L-1P) +208 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/27 to 3/4, (5W-2L) +222.5 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/5 to 3/11, (3W-4L) -322.5 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/12 to 3/18, (2W-5L) -402.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/19 to 3/25, (3W-4L) -220 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/26 to 4/1, (3W-4L) -15.5 DIMES
WEEK 14: 4/2 to 4/8, (5W-2L) +444 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/9 to 4/15, (1W-6L) -277.25 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/16 to 4/22, (3W-3L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/23 to 4/29, (3W-4L) -13.5 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/30 to 5/6, (3W-4L) -117.5 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/7 to 5/13, (2W-5L) -290 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/14 to 5/20, (3W-4L) -210 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/21 to 5/27, (4W-3L) +95 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/28 to 6/3, (2W-4L) -332.5 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/4 to 6/10, (3W-3L) +69 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/11 to 6/17, (0W-6L) -832.5 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/18 to 6/24, (5W-2L) +102.5 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/25 to 7/1, (5W-2L) +245 DIMES
WEEK 27: 7/2 to 7/8, (1W-6L) -495 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/9 to 7/15, (2W-4L) -272.5 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/16 to 7/22, (3W-1L) +192.5 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/23 to 7/29, (2W-5L) -426.25 DIMES
WEEK 31: 7/30 to 8/5, (3W-4L) -15 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/6 to 8/12, (4W-3L) +95 DIMES
WEEK 33: 8/13 to 8/19, (4W-3L) +31 DIMES
WEEK 34: 8/20 to 8/26, (4W-3L) +75 DIMES
WEEK 35: 8/27 to 9/2, (5W-1L-1P) +198.75 DIMES
WEEK 36: 9/3 to 9/9, (3W-4L) -312.5 DIMES
WEEK 37: 9/10 to 9/16, (5W-2L) +115 DIMES
WEEK 38: 9/17 to 9/23, (2W-5L) -346.5 DIMES
WEEK 39: 9/24 to 9/30, (5W-2L) +359 DIMES
WEEK 40: 10/1 to 10/7, (3W-4L) -335 DIMES
WEEK 41: 10/8 to 10/14, (4W-3L) +129 DIMES
WEEK 42: 10/15 to 10/21, (5W-1L-1P) +215 DIMES
WEEK 43: 10/22 to 10/28, (2W-5L) -317.5 DIMES
WEEK 44: 10/29 to 11/4, (5W-2L) +252.5 DIMES
WEEK 45: 11/5 to 11/11, (4W-3L) -50.5 DIMES
WEEK 46: 11/12 to 11/18, (5W-2L) +110 DIMES
WEEK 47: 11/19 to 11/25, (3W-4L) -273 DIMES
WEEK 48: 11/26 to 12/2, (3W-4L) -237.5 DIMES
WEEK 49: 12/3 to 12/9, (4W-3L) +4 DIMES
WEEK 50: 12/10 to 12/16, (1W-2L) -137.5 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NFL PRE-SEASON (2024-'25)

8-2, +396.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 2-0
75 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 2-1
50 DIME: 3-0

NFL REGULAR SEASON (2024-'25)

18-23, -1,050.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-2
150 DIME: 3-4
100 DIME: 6-5
75 DIME: 6-5
60 DIME: 3-7

NCAA FOOTBALL (2024-'25)

26-13-2, +270 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-2
150 DIME: 4-6
100 DIME: 4-3-1
75 DIME: 14-2-1
60 DIME: 2-0
50 DIME: 1-0

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2024-'25)

2-2, +90 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME:2-0
50 DIME: 0-2

COLLEGE HOOPS REGULAR SEASON (2024-'25)

4-4, -75 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-2
75 DIME: 2-2
60 DIME: 1-0

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 11+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 14,211.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTOR DOWN $142,115 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x12 = -$166,055)

-Lang Past 11+ Years-
2024: NEGATIVE 3,439.75 DIMES (01/01/24 to 12/12/24)
2023: NEGATIVE 1,901.25 DIMES
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

It was absolutely teed up for the San Francisco 49ers to save their season.
Trailing 9-6 with 5:20 to go in the game, the Niners have the ball 2nd and 10 at the Rams 33 yard line.
They have moved the ball down the from their own 28, taken over 4 minutes off the clock and you have the tying field goal in your back pocket so no need to panic.
All Brock Purdy has to do is keep taking what the defense is giving you, pick up another first down, take more time off the clock. Exactly what you've been doing.
So on the 2nd down play with a check down to the running back right in front of you for minimum 5 yards maybe more, setting up a 3rd down and short.
Instead, he throws into triple coverage deep and with that interception goes the San Francisco 49ers season.
And Purdy says in his press conference after the game, "Bad decision, had the check down, just have to learn from it."
What a fu&^%^#king dumb ass. Your defense has played their ass off. Gave their heart and soul holding the Rams without a TD.
Only to watch you throw their effort down the toilet. Again, don't mind losing but it sets me off to loose with a stupid, moronic turnover from a QB who knows better.
Let's move on.
We have NBA tonight and, starting Saturday, we have football every single day for the next 22 days with College bowls, the NFL on Christmas thru January 5th.
Tonight we focus on a 3rd straight NBA winner and then let the fun begin.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Again, don't mind losing but it sets me off to loose with a stupid, moronic turnover from a QB who knows better.

Yeah, Lang doesn't mind losing, in fact it's what he does best. But he does like to whine and cry about it like a child throwing a tantrum and blame others for his shitty handicapping lack of skill.

NFL REGULAR SEASON (2024-'25)
18-23, -1,050.5 Dimes

You won't find that info anywhere on B Lang dot com.

Poor uneducated, simpleton Lang doesn't even know the difference between "lose" and "loose."

 

[fadethebooks]

Budin and lang starting up a podcast. Below is first episode. Give it a thumbs up so they keep making it. I miss those daily free pick winners. Sounds like they are also starting up a TV series, lets see if it gets past the 2nd episode and doesnt bomb like his previous show

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Budin reading from a script and Lang still streaming from his Windows 98 Laptop, lol.
High quality shit as you'd expect.