The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[Tuesday]

I'm surprised they didn't get mad at you for this?

Talk about pot, kettle lol

I'm surprised that lackin doesn't realize that phelps hasn't been told to shut the fuck up or to leave the thread by everyone here unlike lackingreens himself been told many times?

Talk about kettle, pot...L...O...L...?

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2023 BANKROLL
POSITIVE 252.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER UP $2,525 (MINUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = +$530)

PAID PICKS: 18-12 / 60.0%

-Lang by Month-
DEC 2022: 11-19-1, -1,462 DIMES
JAN: 18-12, +252.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-
WEEK 00: 12/27 to 1/2, (1W-5L) -671.5 DIMES (1W-0L +75 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/2)
WEEK 01: 1/3 to 1/9, (5W-2L) +25 DIMES
WEEK 02: 1/10 to 1/16, (5W-2L) +292.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/17 to 1/23, (3W-4L) -163 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/24 to 1/30, (3W-4L) -17 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/31 to 2/6, (1W-0L) +40 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NFL PRE-SEASON (2022-23)

8-5, +58.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

75 DIME: 2-1
60 DIME: 1-2
30 DIME: 5-2

NFL REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

26-23-1, -859 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
150 DIME: 1-4
100 DIME: 5-7-1
80 DIME: 0-2
75 DIME: 2-0
60 DIME: 12-5
50 DIME: 0-1
40 DIME: 6-3

NFL PLAYOFFS (2022-23)

5-1, +445 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-0
150 DIME: 1-1
100 DIME: 2-0
60 DIME: 1-0

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

3-6-1, -219 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-2
60 DIME: 0-0-1
40 DIME: 2-2
30 DIME: 0-1

COLLEGE HOOPS REGULAR SEASON (2022-23)

14-15, -222 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-2
80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 1-0
60 DIME: 7-4
50 DIME: 1-4
40 DIME: 4-3
30 DIME: 1-1

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG 10+ YEAR RECORD TRACKER
1/01/2013 up to NOW!!!

NEGATIVE 8,620.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER DOWN $86,205 (MINUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks x11 = -$108,150)

-Lang Past 10+ Years-
2023: POSITIVE 252.5 DIMES (01/01/23 to 01/31/23)
2022: NEGATIVE 1,586.5 DIMES
2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO) (NOT INCLUDED IN ABOVE RECORD)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Closed out the winning month of January in style with the 40 dime winner on Nevada (+3') 75-66 outright over San Diego State.
Just another underdog outright. You have got to love it.
I finish January 18-12 but let's be honest, it should have been 19-12 but I was robbed of what would have been a 150 dime Monday night winner on Cincy over Buffalo.
But I am not the least disappointed in starting the new year with a winning month of January but trust me when I tell you, I want a winning month of February.
And I start the month with an Up The Ante 80 dime winner.
Now my attention turns to hoops and more importantly, College hoops for the next 12 days until Super Sunday.
Listen, I needed to have a solid month to start 2023. I knew it. The internet world knew it. Simple as that.
I finished 18-12 and now it's off to February.
Let's make it 1-0 in my birthday month and 19-12 in the New Year with this 80 dime up the ante winner in Hoops.
LFG!!!!!!!!!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Let's make it 1-0 in my birthday month

Ahhhhh, Lang's birthday month, how special!
Let's all chip in and get him a subscription to his favorite Tranny website.
We can give the money to Stackinshit and let him pay for it on his credit card, lol.

 

[RidgeRider]

The next 11 days will be sickening. Everywhere Lang's crew can beg and lie to get him on air he'll spew his made up 25-5-2 Super Bowl record. Yea right Brando! Everyone believes you went 15-0 before you got tracked by us and you LOST THE LAST 2 SUPER BOWLS. Even your ex wife got tired of all the lies.

 

[savage1]

Based on how he posts and brags, I can imagine as a small child at the playground with his mother"

"Mommy, mommy, look how high I can swing!!"

"Mommy, mommy, look at how fast I can run!!"

"Mommy, mommy, look at how high I am on the seesaw!"

"Mommy, mommy, aren't I great!!" lol

 

[hanziman]

I always used to look at this thread but never signed up. I particularly liked the guy that referred to him as "pube head"

 

[sniperpicks]

Son of SAM- ford is killing Lang so far

 

[finman13]

I always used to look at this thread but never signed up. I particularly liked the guy that referred to him as "pube head"

I'm not sure who first coined that but I enjoy using it.
His hair truly is pube like. Like he glued it to his bald dome
Horrific!

 

[Tuesday]

I'm not sure who first coined that but I enjoy using it.
His hair truly is pube like. Like he glued it to his bald dome
Horrific!

Could have been that one poster who was working in the lang organization before in 2011-2013 or so that was posting a new FADE crappricks/lang/phillygayboy thread when lang used to try to put out daily videos:

Courtesy of Pimpy from the good ol' days?

 

[Tuesday]

?????????????

Son of SAM- ford is killing Lang so far

Thank you for confirming the FADE winner Sniper MAY THE FADE BE WITH YOU
?????????????

 

[finman13]

Could have been that one poster who was working in the lang organization before in 2011-2013 or so that was posting a new FADE crappricks/lang/phillygayboy thread when lang used to try to put out daily videos:

Courtesy of Pimpy from the good ol' days?

Lmao

 

[finman13]

?????????????

Thank you for confirming the FADE winner Sniper MAY THE FADE BE WITH YOU
?????????????

What was the line?

 

[proanalyser]

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Could have been that one poster who was working in the lang organization before in 2011-2013 or so that was posting a new FADE crappricks/lang/phillygayboy thread when lang used to try to put out daily videos:

Courtesy of Pimpy from the good ol' days?

I worked really hard on that in photoshop.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

View attachment 58859

This photo was back when Lang was still juicing.
He's got that Barry Bonds head with freshly styled pubes look goin' on.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Up the ante goes up his poop chute!

 

[Tuesday]

What was the line?

I seen it anywhere from -3.5 to -4.5...either way not enough to cover pube head bald ass head ahaha?