The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[finman13]

Wow, I mean it was only a 25 dimer but all I can say it fuc@%#$ig WOW!!!!!!
You can't make this shit up!!!!!!
Gave out the Clippers at -2 1/2, then the Suns decide to sit 4 starters and the line goes to -6.
No worries, the Clippers are up 29 at the half and 39 with 8:32 to go in the 3rd quarter. I'M TALKING 39 FUC@%##$#ING POINTS!!!!!
It's still a 23-point lead with just over 6 minutes to go in the 4th.
It's still a 13-point lead with 2 minutes to go when they take shots with still 15 seconds on the shot clock and miss 4 out of 6 free throws down the stretch.
The final nail in the coffin: up 6 they give up a layup with 1.2 seconds to go to win by 4.
Talk about anal fisting, Tyrone Lue just took a wooden Louisville slugger bat, no lube, and shoved the fat end as far up our a@#ses as he could. Thanks, buddy.
Let's move on.
Listen, it's all about the NBA and Baseball now and continuing to build this bankroll off the absolute incredible DANCE.
Despite the ass fuc@$#@ by Lue and the Clippers, it's still been a fun 23 days. I mean, really fun but trust me, I have to keep it going in April, just like I did last year.
Now let's stay hot in the NBA and let's kill it in the playoffs just like last year and just keep winning.
Let's gooooooo.

I missed this last night. Unreal. LMAO

 

[finman13]

He on spurs

Looks like he won? 8.5 is the last line I saw.

 

[Tuesday]

Looks like he won? 8.5 is the last line I saw.

Yeah...was around 8 whenever I looked...

 

[youlikethat]

You are full of shit claiming Lang is good in Big Dime games.
I think we can all agree that his big games are 100 Dime plays and higher? Yes we can.
Just going back and looking at his most recent NFL, College Football, MLB, current NBA and College Hoops season, these are the results:

200 DIME Plays: 2-4
150 DIME Plays: 5-5
100 DIME Plays 26-24

And don't forget to add in the 300+ Dimes lost on him buying points in both the NFL and College football this past season and of course the normal juice he ate.
P.S. If I added in his 75 Dime plays his record would look worse.

33-33 is good for Lang. It's all relative. He's better in big dime plays than he is in smaller ones. That's just a fact.

 

[Tuesday]

33-33 is good for Lang. It's all relative. He's better in big dime plays than he is in smaller ones. That's just a fact.

It's only gotten to 33-33 the last month ya jackass, is all relative yeah you're a lang lover trying to draw attention to his recent success and gloss over his years of failing - that's a fact.

 

[peso012001]

He on the heats

 

[Tuesday]

He on the heats

Thank you peso for confirming, GOGOGO ATLANTA

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2022 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 283 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER DOWN $2,830 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$4,825)

PAID PICKS: 48-48-1 / 50.0%

-Lang by Month-

SEP: 14-15, -284.5 DIMES
OCT: 12-16-1, -503 DIMES
NOV: 12-18, -990.5 DIMES
DEC: 15-15, -212.5 DIMES

JAN: 13-17-1, -779.5 DIMES
FEB: 12-16, -395 DIMES
MAR: 19-12, +794 DIMES
APR: 4-3, +97.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-

WEEK 01: 12/28 to 1/3, (3W-4L) -326 DIMES (1W-2L -62 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/3)
WEEK 02: 1/4 to 1/10, (2W-4L -1P) -110.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/11 to 1/17, (4W-3L) +66 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/18 to 1/24, (4W-3L) -296 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/25 to 1/31, (2W-5L) -377 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/1 to 2/7, (3W-4L) -59 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/8 to 2/14, (2W-5L) -402.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/15 to 2/21, (3W-4L) -5.5 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/22 to 2/28, (4W-3L) +72 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/1 to 3/7, (4W-3L) +100 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/8 to 3/14, (2W-5L) -240.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/15 to 3/21, (7W-0L) +650 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/22 to 3/28, (4W-3L) +252 DIMES
WEEK 14: 3/29 to 4/4, (4W-3L) +97.5 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/5 to 4/11, (2W-1L) +32.5 DIMES

-Lang Past 9+ Years-

2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

4-8, -183.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

50 DIME: 0-2
40 DIME: 1-1
30 DIME: 3-4
25 DIME: 0-1

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG'S PICK: MIAMI HEAT +1 1/2

Finally, got my team to come back and cover the number for me after Wednesday's ass fuc$%#%$king by the Clippers as the Spurs deliver the 30 dime winner.
Catching +7 1/2, the boys from Texas found themselves down 15 at the end of 3 but went on a tear in the 4th, outscoring Minny 39-30 to lose by 6 and get the cover.
Needed to bounce back after Wednesday's ridiculous bad beat and I did, so nice to get back in the winners' circle.
I have now won 17 of my last 24 days and going forward it's going to be NBA and Baseball that is going to keep the winning streak going.
Listen, I have to continue to build this bankroll off the absolute incredible DANCE.
It's been a fun 24 days. I mean, really fun but trust me, I have to keep it going in April, just like I did last year.
So there you have it, folks.
Now let's stay hot in the NBA and let's kill it in the playoffs just like last year and just keep winning.
Let's gooooooo.

 

[finman13]

I thought he might be on hawks. Heat may sit guys

 

[StackinGreen]

Thanks peso and to all the boys, who's he got today? I'm betting MLB

 

[kimbelt]

HE WILL BE ON SAN ANTIONO HOME DOG

 

[finman13]

Why is this idiot picking a game where a ton of guys are sitting? Total moron.

 

[sniperpicks]

Lang going right back to the drinking well he went to twice already. Zero thought put into it. Maybe it pays off

MLB tout sent me a free pick yesterday saying ——— METS ML

really ? Ya need a tout to tell you to take Max Sherzer ?

they are all hacks

 

[Tuesday]

Lang going right back to the drinking well he went to twice already. Zero thought put into it. Maybe it pays off

MLB tout sent me a free pick yesterday saying ——— METS ML

really ? Ya need a tout to tell you to take Max Sherzer ?

they are all hacks

Haha yeah totally Sniper and thank you for confirming today, GOGOGO GOLDEN STATE

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2022 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 223 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER DOWN $2,230 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$4,225)

PAID PICKS: 49-48-1 / 50.5%

-Lang by Month-

SEP: 14-15, -284.5 DIMES
OCT: 12-16-1, -503 DIMES
NOV: 12-18, -990.5 DIMES
DEC: 15-15, -212.5 DIMES

JAN: 13-17-1, -779.5 DIMES
FEB: 12-16, -395 DIMES
MAR: 19-12, +794 DIMES
APR: 5-3, +157.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-

WEEK 01: 12/28 to 1/3, (3W-4L) -326 DIMES (1W-2L -62 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/3)
WEEK 02: 1/4 to 1/10, (2W-4L -1P) -110.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/11 to 1/17, (4W-3L) +66 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/18 to 1/24, (4W-3L) -296 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/25 to 1/31, (2W-5L) -377 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/1 to 2/7, (3W-4L) -59 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/8 to 2/14, (2W-5L) -402.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/15 to 2/21, (3W-4L) -5.5 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/22 to 2/28, (4W-3L) +72 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/1 to 3/7, (4W-3L) +100 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/8 to 3/14, (2W-5L) -240.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/15 to 3/21, (7W-0L) +650 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/22 to 3/28, (4W-3L) +252 DIMES
WEEK 14: 3/29 to 4/4, (4W-3L) +97.5 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/5 to 4/11, (3W-1L) +92.5 DIMES

-Lang Past 9+ Years-

2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

5-8, -123.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

60 DIME: 1-0
50 DIME: 0-2
40 DIME: 1-1
30 DIME: 3-4
25 DIME: 0-1

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG'S PICK: SAN ANTONIO SPURS +6 1/2

Well, the winning streak continued Friday night as my 60 dimer on the Heat at home get it done down the stretch and delivers over the Hawks 113-109.
That was off the heels of Thursday's 30 dime winner on the Spurs (+7 1/2) losing by 6 at Minnesota.
So off the incredible March where I picked up over +800 dimes of net profit, I am just rolling along here posting up winning day after winning day.
I have now won 18 of my last 25 days and going forward it's going to be NBA and baseball that is going to keep the winning streak rolling.
So there you have it, folks.
Now let's stay hot in the NBA and let's kill it in the playoffs just like last year and just keep winning.
Let's gooooooo.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

So off the incredible March where I picked up over +800 dimes of net profit, I am just rolling along here posting up winning day after winning day.

Must have just slipped his mind to mention the 1,174.5 Dimes he lost in JAN and FEB, lol.