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LANG'S PICK: SAN ANTONIO SPURS +8 1/2

Well, when you are as hot as I was for the entire dance, 9-1 to be exact, you just don't expect to lose a 100 dimer on Kansas the way the world lost it.
Up 3 with 22 seconds to go and North Carolina gets 3 offensive rebounds on 2 missed 3's and then throws the ball out of bounds with 4 seconds to go.
I don't have to rehash what happened next but all I will say is this: The Jayhawks guard DeJaun Harris just had to catch the ball and wait to get fouled.
This mutha fuc@$#$a was acting like he was running from the police!!!!!!!
You know how many mother fuc#$#ing times I have lost games this year by having the underdog and they foul with less than 5 seconds to go and 2 free throws later I lose!!!!!
It happened with Denver/Charlotte last week and it just happened with NC Wilmington/Delaware less than a month ago.
Some games you are just not meant to win and last night was one of those.
It still was my best dance run in 30 years.
I hit both 200 dimers and my only 150 dimer. That in itself is a successful tourney but again, last night was not the way I wanted it to end.
Lady Luck said not on my watch so you take the anal fisting like a man and move on.
It was fun the last 21 days. I mean, really fun but trust me, I have to keep it going in April. I have to keep this winning streak going.
Let's get hot in the NBA and lets kill it in the playoffs just like last year.
Now 30 dime winner #2 in a row goes now.
Let's gooooooo.
 

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Lady Luck said not on my watch so you take the anal fisting like a man and move on.
 

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LANG 2022 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 285.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER DOWN $2,855
(PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$4,850)

PAID PICKS: 47-47-1 / 50.0%

-Lang by Month-

SEP: 14-15, -284.5 DIMES
OCT: 12-16-1, -503 DIMES
NOV: 12-18, -990.5 DIMES
DEC: 15-15, -212.5 DIMES

JAN: 13-17-1, -779.5 DIMES
FEB: 12-16, -395 DIMES
MAR: 19-12, +794 DIMES
APR: 3-2, +95 DIMES

-Lang by Week-

WEEK 01: 12/28 to 1/3, (3W-4L) -326 DIMES (1W-2L -62 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/3)
WEEK 02: 1/4 to 1/10, (2W-4L -1P) -110.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/11 to 1/17, (4W-3L) +66 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/18 to 1/24, (4W-3L) -296 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/25 to 1/31, (2W-5L) -377 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/1 to 2/7, (3W-4L) -59 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/8 to 2/14, (2W-5L) -402.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/15 to 2/21, (3W-4L) -5.5 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/22 to 2/28, (4W-3L) +72 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/1 to 3/7, (4W-3L) +100 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/8 to 3/14, (2W-5L) -240.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/15 to 3/21, (7W-0L) +650 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/22 to 3/28, (4W-3L) +252 DIMES
WEEK 14: 3/29 to 4/4, (4W-3L) +97.5 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/5 to 4/11, (1W-0L) +30 DIMES

-Lang Past 9+ Years-

2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO)
 

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LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

3-7, -186 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

50 DIME: 0-2
40 DIME: 1-1
30 DIME: 2-4
 

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LANG'S PICK: LA CLIPPERS -6 1/2 (Line has changed big time)

Now that is the way you bounce back after the anal fisting by Kansas Monday night with a 9-point dog in the NBA that goes wire to wire and wins outright by 19.
And that ladies and gentleman is exactly what my 30 dimer on San Antonio did last night at Denver by hammering the Nuggets 116-97.
Listen, it's all about the NBA and Baseball now and continuing to build this bankroll off the absolute incredible DANCE.
It's been a fun 22 days. I mean, really fun but trust me, I have to keep it going in April, just like I did last year:
2021 APRIL RECORD, 21-9-1.
So there you have it folks.
Now let's stay hot in the NBA and let's kill it in the playoffs just like last year and just keep winning.
Let's gooooooo.
 

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What was the closing line?
Suns resting people
At least -7 but it don't matter because Clippers didn't even cover 5 anyways ahaha:an_dance:
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LANG 2022 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 313 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER DOWN $3,130
(PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$5,125)

PAID PICKS: 47-48-1 / 49.4%

-Lang by Month-

SEP: 14-15, -284.5 DIMES
OCT: 12-16-1, -503 DIMES
NOV: 12-18, -990.5 DIMES
DEC: 15-15, -212.5 DIMES

JAN: 13-17-1, -779.5 DIMES
FEB: 12-16, -395 DIMES
MAR: 19-12, +794 DIMES
APR: 3-3, +67.5 DIMES

-Lang by Week-

WEEK 01: 12/28 to 1/3, (3W-4L) -326 DIMES (1W-2L -62 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/3)
WEEK 02: 1/4 to 1/10, (2W-4L -1P) -110.5 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/11 to 1/17, (4W-3L) +66 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/18 to 1/24, (4W-3L) -296 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/25 to 1/31, (2W-5L) -377 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/1 to 2/7, (3W-4L) -59 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/8 to 2/14, (2W-5L) -402.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/15 to 2/21, (3W-4L) -5.5 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/22 to 2/28, (4W-3L) +72 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/1 to 3/7, (4W-3L) +100 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/8 to 3/14, (2W-5L) -240.5 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/15 to 3/21, (7W-0L) +650 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/22 to 3/28, (4W-3L) +252 DIMES
WEEK 14: 3/29 to 4/4, (4W-3L) +97.5 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/5 to 4/11, (1W-1L) +2.5 DIMES

-Lang Past 9+ Years-

2021: NEGATIVE 1,524.5 DIMES
2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO)
 

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3-8, -213.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

50 DIME: 0-2
40 DIME: 1-1
30 DIME: 2-4
25 DIME: 0-1
 

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Wow, I mean it was only a 25 dimer but all I can say it fuc@%#$ig WOW!!!!!!
You can't make this shit up!!!!!!
Gave out the Clippers at -2 1/2, then the Suns decide to sit 4 starters and the line goes to -6.
No worries, the Clippers are up 29 at the half and 39 with 8:32 to go in the 3rd quarter. I'M TALKING 39 FUC@%##$#ING POINTS!!!!!
It's still a 23-point lead with just over 6 minutes to go in the 4th.
It's still a 13-point lead with 2 minutes to go when they take shots with still 15 seconds on the shot clock and miss 4 out of 6 free throws down the stretch.
The final nail in the coffin: up 6 they give up a layup with 1.2 seconds to go to win by 4.
Talk about anal fisting, Tyrone Lue just took a wooden Louisville slugger bat, no lube, and shoved the fat end as far up our a@#ses as he could. Thanks, buddy.
Let's move on.
Listen, it's all about the NBA and Baseball now and continuing to build this bankroll off the absolute incredible DANCE.
Despite the ass fuc@$#@ by Lue and the Clippers, it's still been a fun 23 days. I mean, really fun but trust me, I have to keep it going in April, just like I did last year.
Now let's stay hot in the NBA and let's kill it in the playoffs just like last year and just keep winning.
Let's gooooooo.
 

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