The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NFL PRE SEASON (2021)

5-3, +36 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 3-2
30 DIME: 1-0

NFL REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

10-16-1, -582.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 5-5
80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 4-5
40 DIME: 1-2
30 DIME: 0-0-1

NFL TEASERS

50 DIME: 0-1

COLLEGE FOOTBALL REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

12-15, -788.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
150 DIME: 0-1
100 DIME: 5-6
60 DIME: 0-3
50 DIME: 0-2
40 DIME: 1-0
30 DIME: 4-1
25 DIME: 2-1

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

0-1, -44 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

40 DIME: 0-1

COLLEGE HOOPS REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

4-1, +97.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 1-0
50 DIME: 1-0
40 DIME: 1-0
30 DIME: 1-0

 

[carlitosway]

LANG 2021 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 950.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER DOWN $9,505 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$11,500)

PAID PICKS: 159-154-5 / 50.7%

-Lang by Month-

JAN: 12-18, -534 DIMES
FEB: 17-12, +0.5 DIMES
MAR: 15-16, -109.5 DIMES
APR: 21-9-1, +704.5 DIMES
MAY: 14-16-1, +73 DIMES
JUN: 17-12-1, +6.5 DIMES
JUL: 12-15, +42.5 DIMES
AUG: 16-13-1, +282.5 DIMES
SEP: 14-15, -284.5 DIMES
OCT: 12-16-1, -503 DIMES
NOV: 9-12, -629 DIMES

-Lang by Week-

WEEK 01: 12/29 to 1/4, (3W-4L) -204 DIMES (1W-3L -271.5 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/4)
WEEK 02: 1/5 to 1/11, (2W-5L) -386 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/12 to 1/18, (3W-3L) -62.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/19 to 1/25, (4W-3L) +121.5 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/26 to 2/1, (3W-4L) +104.5 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/2 to 2/8, (5W-3L) -83 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/9 to 2/15, (3W-4L) -122.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/16 to 2/22, (5W-2L) +101 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/23 to 3/1, (4W-3L) +90 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/2 to 3/8, (3W-4L) -125 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/9 to 3/15, (4W-3L) -15 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/16 to 3/22, (3W-4L) -105 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/23 to 3/29, (4W-3L) +215 DIMES
WEEK 14: 3/30 to 4/5, (5W-3L) +68 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/6 to 4/12, (3W-4L) -103 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/13 to 4/19, (5W-2L) +275 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/20 to 4/26, (6W-1L) +360 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/27 to 5/3, (2W-3L-2P) -66 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/4 to 5/10, (3W-4L) -77.5 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/11 to 5/17, (4W-3L) +65 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/18 to 5/24, (4W-3L) +129.5 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/25 to 5/31, (3W-4L) +22 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/1 to 6/7, (5W-2L) +124 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/8 to 6/14, (5W-1L-1P) +170 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/15 to 6/21, (2W-5L) -171.5 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/22 to 6/28, (4W-3L) +24 DIMES
WEEK 27: 6/29 to 7/5, (2W-5L) -311 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/6 to 7/12, (3W-2L) +87 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/13 to 7/19, (4W-1L) +280 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/20 to 7/26, (3W-4L) -21 DIMES
WEEK 31: 7/27 to 8/2, (3W-4L) -42.5 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/3 to 8/9, (3W-4L) +54 DIMES
WEEK 33: 8/10 to 8/16, (4W-2L) +70 DIMES
WEEK 34: 8/17 to 8/23, (3W-4L) -6 DIMES
WEEK 35: 8/24 to 8/30, (3W-3L-1P) +24.5 DIMES
WEEK 36: 8/31 to 9/6, (3W-4L) -154 DIMES
WEEK 37: 9/7 to 9/13, (3W-4L) -34.5 DIMES
WEEK 38: 9/14 to 9/20, (2W-4L) -276 DIMES
WEEK 39: 9/21 to 9/27, (5W-2L) +205 DIMES
WEEK 40: 9/28 to 10/4, (3W-4L) -92 DIMES
WEEK 41: 10/5 to 10/11, (1W-5L) -268 DIMES
WEEK 42: 10/12 to 10/18, (3W-3L) -196 DIMES
WEEK 43: 10/19 to 10/25, (3W-3L-1) +92 DIMES
WEEK 44: 10/26 to 11/1, (4W-3L) -79 DIMES
WEEK 45: 11/2 to 11/8, (1W-6L) -411.5 DIMES
WEEK 46: 11/9 to 11/15, (4W-3L) -57.5 DIMES
WEEK 47: 11/16 to 11/22, (4W-2L) -95 DIMES

-Lang Past 8 Years-

2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO)

Brutally awful. A $10 bettor, a Hamilton! Down almost 12k...geeze.

 

[finman13]

https://www.iheart.com/podcast/139-...de/brandon-lang-talks-best-bets-for-89490569/

Is Lang "pro anus" perpetually drunk? Could not be more off than what he was on this. Absurd

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

I came into the weekend having just delivered a winning Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday.
I'm talking a 30 dime winner on E.Michigan Tuesday, 40 dime winner N.Illinois Wednesday, 50 dime winner NE/Atl Under Thursday and 60 dime winner Marquette Friday.
The 4-day winning run added up to +180 dimes and everything was heading in the right direction for Saturday and Sunday.
Then I watched my 150 dimer go down on Utah State Saturday and my 100 dimer go down on the Raiders Sunday.
Once again, for every positive 2 steps forward, I take 2 steps back. It's been that way this entire football season.
To come into September on a 5 month winning streak, I'm talking a winning April, May, June, July and August, my confidence was sky high.
I have not stepped up and it is beyond disappointing.
Yes, there have been some horrific bad beats and yes, there have been some horrific calls but either way, just haven't gotten it done.
I didn't win 5 months in a row by accident and that right there should tell you the tide will turn in my favor.
Been doing this 30 years. I always turn it around and I will turn it around here as well, but that still doesn't help the NOW.
This Thanksgiving week is all a big week to make money. Tons of football and tons of College basketball.
Speaking of which, after the 60 dime winner on Friday on Marquette (+5 1/2) outright over W.Virginia, I am off to a 4-1 start to the college basketball season.
So yes, College basketball will always take care of itself but tonight, we have to get the W in the National football league.
Time to get this 3rd straight 30 dime winner tonight.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Once again, for every positive 2 steps forward, I take 2 steps back. It's been that way this entire football season.

Well 2 steps forward, 2 steps back makes it sound like Lang is saying he's breaking even.

For the biggest loser on the planet, 2 steps forward and 10 steps back sounds about right.

 

[sniperpicks]

If he is so goddam good in college B ball then give out a play. Give 2 or 3 plays and MNF. Sales on MNF are better and more likely to sell

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

So yes, College basketball will always take care of itself but tonight, we have to get the W in the National football league.

Lang acting like he's such a goddamn expert in CBB. Last regular season he went 37-32 and lost 80 dimes, lol.

Nothing but a big waste of time.

 

[finman13]

LMAO Lang . Back to a tiny 30 dimer.
You always bounce back but then you stick your head up your own ass and complete another losing year. Year after year you lose. You might as well get a face tattoo that says loser.
Go ahead and add an "avoid me" tat as well.

What's the play for shitbrick tonight Pimpy? He doesn't normally play spreads this big.

 

[gregboy59]

I came into the weekend having just delivered a winning Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday.
I'm talking a 30 dime winner on E.Michigan Tuesday, 40 dime winner N.Illinois Wednesday, 50 dime winner NE/Atl Under Thursday and 60 dime winner Marquette Friday.
The 4-day winning run added up to +180 dimes and everything was heading in the right direction for Saturday and Sunday.
Then I watched my 150 dimer go down on Utah State Saturday and my 100 dimer go down on the Raiders Sunday.
Once again, for every positive 2 steps forward, I take 2 steps back. It's been that way this entire football season.
To come into September on a 5 month winning streak, I'm talking a winning April, May, June, July and August, my confidence was sky high.
I have not stepped up and it is beyond disappointing.
Yes, there have been some horrific bad beats and yes, there have been some horrific calls but either way, just haven't gotten it done.
I didn't win 5 months in a row by accident and that right there should tell you the tide will turn in my favor.
Been doing this 30 years. I always turn it around and I will turn it around here as well, but that still doesn't help the NOW.
This Thanksgiving week is all a big week to make money. Tons of football and tons of College basketball.
Speaking of which, after the 60 dime winner on Friday on Marquette (+5 1/2) outright over W.Virginia, I am off to a 4-1 start to the college basketball season.
So yes, College basketball will always take care of itself but tonight, we have to get the W in the National football league.
Time to get this 3rd straight 30 dime winner tonight.

Hey lang Tard, water seems to always find its own level and your level is below Sea level...well below. No other way to dress that Turkey. And that's the way it is, Lang a Tang (
aka pro anal)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

The Langtard is on Tampa Bay -11.

 

[finman13]

Thanks Pimpy. For once I hope he is right.

 

[Tuesday]

The Langtard is on Tampa Bay -11.

Thank you Pimpy for confirming, no offence finman, but GOGOGO NYG?

 

[proanalyser]

That what I'm talking about. Hoped you enjoyed the Jason Garrett offense. Love what I'm seeing in college basketball. Any of you losers got a radio show.

 

[finman13]

Probably on UCLA plus the 7. Neutral site game.
Lot of points for a really good team

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2021 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 920.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER DOWN $9,205 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$11,200)

PAID PICKS: 160-154-5 / 50.9%

-Lang by Month-

JAN: 12-18, -534 DIMES
FEB: 17-12, +0.5 DIMES
MAR: 15-16, -109.5 DIMES
APR: 21-9-1, +704.5 DIMES
MAY: 14-16-1, +73 DIMES
JUN: 17-12-1, +6.5 DIMES
JUL: 12-15, +42.5 DIMES
AUG: 16-13-1, +282.5 DIMES
SEP: 14-15, -284.5 DIMES
OCT: 12-16-1, -503 DIMES
NOV: 10-12, -599 DIMES

-Lang by Week-

WEEK 01: 12/29 to 1/4, (3W-4L) -204 DIMES (1W-3L -271.5 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/4)
WEEK 02: 1/5 to 1/11, (2W-5L) -386 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/12 to 1/18, (3W-3L) -62.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/19 to 1/25, (4W-3L) +121.5 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/26 to 2/1, (3W-4L) +104.5 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/2 to 2/8, (5W-3L) -83 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/9 to 2/15, (3W-4L) -122.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/16 to 2/22, (5W-2L) +101 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/23 to 3/1, (4W-3L) +90 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/2 to 3/8, (3W-4L) -125 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/9 to 3/15, (4W-3L) -15 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/16 to 3/22, (3W-4L) -105 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/23 to 3/29, (4W-3L) +215 DIMES
WEEK 14: 3/30 to 4/5, (5W-3L) +68 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/6 to 4/12, (3W-4L) -103 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/13 to 4/19, (5W-2L) +275 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/20 to 4/26, (6W-1L) +360 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/27 to 5/3, (2W-3L-2P) -66 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/4 to 5/10, (3W-4L) -77.5 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/11 to 5/17, (4W-3L) +65 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/18 to 5/24, (4W-3L) +129.5 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/25 to 5/31, (3W-4L) +22 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/1 to 6/7, (5W-2L) +124 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/8 to 6/14, (5W-1L-1P) +170 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/15 to 6/21, (2W-5L) -171.5 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/22 to 6/28, (4W-3L) +24 DIMES
WEEK 27: 6/29 to 7/5, (2W-5L) -311 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/6 to 7/12, (3W-2L) +87 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/13 to 7/19, (4W-1L) +280 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/20 to 7/26, (3W-4L) -21 DIMES
WEEK 31: 7/27 to 8/2, (3W-4L) -42.5 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/3 to 8/9, (3W-4L) +54 DIMES
WEEK 33: 8/10 to 8/16, (4W-2L) +70 DIMES
WEEK 34: 8/17 to 8/23, (3W-4L) -6 DIMES
WEEK 35: 8/24 to 8/30, (3W-3L-1P) +24.5 DIMES
WEEK 36: 8/31 to 9/6, (3W-4L) -154 DIMES
WEEK 37: 9/7 to 9/13, (3W-4L) -34.5 DIMES
WEEK 38: 9/14 to 9/20, (2W-4L) -276 DIMES
WEEK 39: 9/21 to 9/27, (5W-2L) +205 DIMES
WEEK 40: 9/28 to 10/4, (3W-4L) -92 DIMES
WEEK 41: 10/5 to 10/11, (1W-5L) -268 DIMES
WEEK 42: 10/12 to 10/18, (3W-3L) -196 DIMES
WEEK 43: 10/19 to 10/25, (3W-3L-1) +92 DIMES
WEEK 44: 10/26 to 11/1, (4W-3L) -79 DIMES
WEEK 45: 11/2 to 11/8, (1W-6L) -411.5 DIMES
WEEK 46: 11/9 to 11/15, (4W-3L) -57.5 DIMES
WEEK 47: 11/16 to 11/22, (5W-2L) -65 DIMES

-Lang Past 8 Years-

2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NFL PRE SEASON (2021)

5-3, +36 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 3-2
30 DIME: 1-0

NFL REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

11-16-1, -552.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 5-5
80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 4-5
40 DIME: 1-2
30 DIME: 1-0-1

NFL TEASERS

50 DIME: 0-1

COLLEGE FOOTBALL REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

12-15, -788.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
150 DIME: 0-1
100 DIME: 5-6
60 DIME: 0-3
50 DIME: 0-2
40 DIME: 1-0
30 DIME: 4-1
25 DIME: 2-1

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

0-1, -44 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

40 DIME: 0-1

COLLEGE HOOPS REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

4-1, +97.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 1-0
50 DIME: 1-0
40 DIME: 1-0
30 DIME: 1-0

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Can't wait to go watch #1 Gonzaga meets #2 UCLA here in Vegas and what makes it even better is it's my best bet on the entire board.
I've started off 4-1 in College basketball after last Friday's 60 dime winner on Marquette (+5 1/2) beating W.Virginia outright 82-71.
This release tonight is just as strong.
As for last night, got it done with the 30 dime winner on the Bucs -11 by 20 over the Giants.
I said in my analysis it seemed like a trap. It seemed like everyone was on the Giants and that as unpredictable as the NFL season has been, the Bucs would get there.
Well they most certainly did.
Tonight I am looking for college basketball winner #5 of 6, winning day #6 of 8 and 10 of the last 15.
Trust me when I tell you I will not lose my next 100 dime release. I will not lose my next 150 dime release and I will not lose my next 200 dime release.
Know that. Print that.
Now let's cash this 2nd straight 60 dimer tonight on the college hardwood.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

First off I'd like to congratulate Brandon for going 5-2 this past week and losing 65 dimes. Just an incredible job of money management seeing as he started the week 4-0. Bravo Brandon.

Trust me when I tell you I will not lose my next 100 dime release. I will not lose my next 150 dime release and I will not lose my next 200 dime release.

And once again Lang throws out empty promises. If it happens he will be sure to remind us what he said. And when it doesn't happen??? Crickets. He will be silent and sweep it under the rug with all the other dead crickets.

He is such a piece of shit and a real ? capper.

 

[finman13]

First off I'd like to congratulate Brandon for going 5-2 this past week and losing 65 dimes. Just an incredible job of money management seeing as he started the week 4-0. Bravo Brandon.

Trust me when I tell you I will not lose my next 100 dime release. I will not lose my next 150 dime release and I will not lose my next 200 dime release.

And once again Lang throws out empty promises. If it happens he will be sure to remind us what he said. And when it doesn't happen??? Crickets. He will be silent and sweep it under the rug with all the other dead crickets.

He is such a piece of shit and a real ? capper.

?

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Probably on UCLA plus the 7. Neutral site game.
Lot of points for a really good team

Yes, posted over at SBR that he is on UCLA by reliable source.