The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[finman13]

Typical Lang , win a few build a tiny roll, Double down. Shits bed

Hey dickhead Lang, Oregon state was there for the taking. your dumbass got buried again. Your rectum is destroyed again. But Tomorrow its all about that big play right jackass?

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2021 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 840.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER DOWN $8,405 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$10,400)

PAID PICKS: 159-153-5 / 50.9%

-Lang by Month-

JAN: 12-18, -534 DIMES
FEB: 17-12, +0.5 DIMES
MAR: 15-16, -109.5 DIMES
APR: 21-9-1, +704.5 DIMES
MAY: 14-16-1, +73 DIMES
JUN: 17-12-1, +6.5 DIMES
JUL: 12-15, +42.5 DIMES
AUG: 16-13-1, +282.5 DIMES
SEP: 14-15, -284.5 DIMES
OCT: 12-16-1, -503 DIMES
NOV: 9-11, -519 DIMES

-Lang by Week-

WEEK 01: 12/29 to 1/4, (3W-4L) -204 DIMES (1W-3L -271.5 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/4)
WEEK 02: 1/5 to 1/11, (2W-5L) -386 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/12 to 1/18, (3W-3L) -62.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/19 to 1/25, (4W-3L) +121.5 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/26 to 2/1, (3W-4L) +104.5 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/2 to 2/8, (5W-3L) -83 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/9 to 2/15, (3W-4L) -122.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/16 to 2/22, (5W-2L) +101 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/23 to 3/1, (4W-3L) +90 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/2 to 3/8, (3W-4L) -125 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/9 to 3/15, (4W-3L) -15 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/16 to 3/22, (3W-4L) -105 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/23 to 3/29, (4W-3L) +215 DIMES
WEEK 14: 3/30 to 4/5, (5W-3L) +68 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/6 to 4/12, (3W-4L) -103 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/13 to 4/19, (5W-2L) +275 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/20 to 4/26, (6W-1L) +360 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/27 to 5/3, (2W-3L-2P) -66 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/4 to 5/10, (3W-4L) -77.5 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/11 to 5/17, (4W-3L) +65 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/18 to 5/24, (4W-3L) +129.5 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/25 to 5/31, (3W-4L) +22 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/1 to 6/7, (5W-2L) +124 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/8 to 6/14, (5W-1L-1P) +170 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/15 to 6/21, (2W-5L) -171.5 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/22 to 6/28, (4W-3L) +24 DIMES
WEEK 27: 6/29 to 7/5, (2W-5L) -311 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/6 to 7/12, (3W-2L) +87 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/13 to 7/19, (4W-1L) +280 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/20 to 7/26, (3W-4L) -21 DIMES
WEEK 31: 7/27 to 8/2, (3W-4L) -42.5 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/3 to 8/9, (3W-4L) +54 DIMES
WEEK 33: 8/10 to 8/16, (4W-2L) +70 DIMES
WEEK 34: 8/17 to 8/23, (3W-4L) -6 DIMES
WEEK 35: 8/24 to 8/30, (3W-3L-1P) +24.5 DIMES
WEEK 36: 8/31 to 9/6, (3W-4L) -154 DIMES
WEEK 37: 9/7 to 9/13, (3W-4L) -34.5 DIMES
WEEK 38: 9/14 to 9/20, (2W-4L) -276 DIMES
WEEK 39: 9/21 to 9/27, (5W-2L) +205 DIMES
WEEK 40: 9/28 to 10/4, (3W-4L) -92 DIMES
WEEK 41: 10/5 to 10/11, (1W-5L) -268 DIMES
WEEK 42: 10/12 to 10/18, (3W-3L) -196 DIMES
WEEK 43: 10/19 to 10/25, (3W-3L-1) +92 DIMES
WEEK 44: 10/26 to 11/1, (4W-3L) -79 DIMES
WEEK 45: 11/2 to 11/8, (1W-6L) -411.5 DIMES
WEEK 46: 11/9 to 11/15, (4W-3L) -57.5 DIMES
WEEK 47: 11/16 to 11/22, (4W-1L) +15 DIMES

-Lang Past 8 Years-

2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO)

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)

NFL PRE SEASON (2021)

5-3, +36 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 3-2
30 DIME: 1-0

NFL REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

10-15-1, -472.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 5-4
80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 4-5
40 DIME: 1-2
30 DIME: 0-0-1

NFL TEASERS

50 DIME: 0-1

COLLEGE FOOTBALL REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

12-15, -788.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 0-1
150 DIME: 0-1
100 DIME: 5-6
60 DIME: 0-3
50 DIME: 0-2
40 DIME: 1-0
30 DIME: 4-1
25 DIME: 2-1

NBA REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

0-1, -44 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

40 DIME: 0-1

COLLEGE HOOPS REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

4-1, +97.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

75 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 1-0
50 DIME: 1-0
40 DIME: 1-0
30 DIME: 1-0

 

[finman13]

Well , as Pimpy has documented meticulously Pro Anus, down over 8 grand, even if the picks were free. What say you?
Any chance at a refund for the world?

 

[finman13]

Well Lang picked the weirdest game on the board.
Tough call on which way he goes on this one.
I'm not even going to guess. Someone else take a stab at it.

 

[sniperpicks]

he loves DALLAS on his radio show , does not mention Bengals game, he also gave a fake story about winning 4000 on a +32 dog moneyline and renting a 6'1 ukraine girl to party with his tranny wife

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Today is all about winning day #5 of the last 6. Nothing more. Nothing less.
As for Saturday, I came into the day having just won 4 days in a row good for +180 dimes of net profit.
Then I sat back and watched Utah State shit all over themselves at home, lost my 150 dimer and gave back 165 of that 180.
That was a Wyoming team that had just 1 conference win on the season and had lost at home 14-3 to a 2-8 New Mexico team,
Dumbfounded at the Aggies performance? Absolutely. Disappointed? Absolutely. Disgusted? Absolutely. Embarrassed? Absolutely.
I had hit 9 of my last 10 football releases rated 150 dimes. I'm talking 9-1 and it's mind blowing watching how badly that 8-2 football team played at home.
4 straight winning days heading into yesterday and flat out misjudged the Aggies big time.
Time to move on.
I've am 5-3 the last 8 Sunday's in the NFL and today is about getting that number to 6-3.
Is it a must win Sunday? You bet your ass it is.

 

[vinnyvegas]

$Mgt per usual this fool. Hope he chokes on another 100 Dimer

 

[finman13]

If it's a must win Lang, then what happens when you lose?
Nothing. You come back tomorrow with a 50 dimer on whatever team your dart hit.

You then fuck around during the week on 30 to 60 dimers and then "fall in love" with a game on Saturday...just because it's Saturday and there are more bettors to sucker into buying your shitty picks.
It's the same cycle week after week pro anus.

And nobody is betting their ass on your picks. We wouldnt even bet your pimply, sore, hemorrhoidal and bleeding ass on your picks.

 

[Tuesday]

he loves DALLAS on his radio show , does not mention Bengals game, he also gave a fake story about winning 4000 on a +32 dog moneyline and renting a 6'1 ukraine girl to party with his tranny wife

https://www.iheart.com/podcast/139-...de/brandon-lang-talks-best-bets-for-89490569/

 

[sniperpicks]

LANG on oakland , its halftime and cincy up 10-6 and Dallas losing too

 

[Tuesday]

LANG on oakland , its halftime and cincy up 10-6 and Dallas losing too

Thank you for confirming Sniper, GOGOGO CIN?

 

[sniperpicks]

could be an 0-2 day for LANG coming UP

?

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang was on the Raiders just last Sunday night against the Chiefs and lost. Then he had this to say about the Raiders...

Still 4 of 6 winning days and still have things heading in the right direction but I think it's safe to assume the Raiders are done.
From Gruden, to Henry Ruggs III to Arnett, it all adds up to a team that has lost focus after back to back losses to the Giants and Chiefs.
Let's move on.

So why the fuck would he come back with them again this week????

Oh that's right, he's a CLOWN CAPPER! ?

 

[Tuesday]

?????????????

could be an 0-2 day for LANG coming UP

?

And he already lost the one that matters haha the one that goes on the record books -110?
?????????????

 

[finman13]

Lang was on the Raiders just last Sunday night against the Chiefs and lost. Then he had this to say about the Raiders...

Still 4 of 6 winning days and still have things heading in the right direction but I think it's safe to assume the Raiders are done.
From Gruden, to Henry Ruggs III to Arnett, it all adds up to a team that has lost focus after back to back losses to the Giants and Chiefs.
Let's move on.

So why the fuck would he come back with them again this week????

Oh that's right, he's a CLOWN CAPPER! ?

Its absolutely stunning that a "professional " handicapper is this stupid. Back with the same team he just blasted. A team in turmoil.
Phenomenal Lang

 

[carlitosway]

Well Lang picked the weirdest game on the board.
Tough call on which way he goes on this one.
I'm not even going to guess. Someone else take a stab at it.I

It's a late game so it fulfills one of his main requirements as it gives him a chance to peddle his BS and get suckers to buy it.

 

[carlitosway]

If it's a must win Lang, then what happens when you lose?
Nothing. You come back tomorrow with a 50 dimer on whatever team your dart hit.

You then fuck around during the week on 30 to 60 dimers and then "fall in love" with a game on Saturday...just because it's Saturday and there are more bettors to sucker into buying your shitty picks.
It's the same cycle week after week pro anus.

And nobody is betting their ass on your picks. We wouldnt even bet your pimply, sore, hemorrhoidal and bleeding ass on your picks.

LMFAO!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang 4-2 this week for MINUS 95 DIMES!!

You won't find that stat anywhere on Lang's website.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2021 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 950.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER DOWN $9,505 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$11,500)

PAID PICKS: 159-154-5 / 50.7%

-Lang by Month-

JAN: 12-18, -534 DIMES
FEB: 17-12, +0.5 DIMES
MAR: 15-16, -109.5 DIMES
APR: 21-9-1, +704.5 DIMES
MAY: 14-16-1, +73 DIMES
JUN: 17-12-1, +6.5 DIMES
JUL: 12-15, +42.5 DIMES
AUG: 16-13-1, +282.5 DIMES
SEP: 14-15, -284.5 DIMES
OCT: 12-16-1, -503 DIMES
NOV: 9-12, -629 DIMES

-Lang by Week-

WEEK 01: 12/29 to 1/4, (3W-4L) -204 DIMES (1W-3L -271.5 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/4)
WEEK 02: 1/5 to 1/11, (2W-5L) -386 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/12 to 1/18, (3W-3L) -62.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/19 to 1/25, (4W-3L) +121.5 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/26 to 2/1, (3W-4L) +104.5 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/2 to 2/8, (5W-3L) -83 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/9 to 2/15, (3W-4L) -122.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/16 to 2/22, (5W-2L) +101 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/23 to 3/1, (4W-3L) +90 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/2 to 3/8, (3W-4L) -125 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/9 to 3/15, (4W-3L) -15 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/16 to 3/22, (3W-4L) -105 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/23 to 3/29, (4W-3L) +215 DIMES
WEEK 14: 3/30 to 4/5, (5W-3L) +68 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/6 to 4/12, (3W-4L) -103 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/13 to 4/19, (5W-2L) +275 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/20 to 4/26, (6W-1L) +360 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/27 to 5/3, (2W-3L-2P) -66 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/4 to 5/10, (3W-4L) -77.5 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/11 to 5/17, (4W-3L) +65 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/18 to 5/24, (4W-3L) +129.5 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/25 to 5/31, (3W-4L) +22 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/1 to 6/7, (5W-2L) +124 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/8 to 6/14, (5W-1L-1P) +170 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/15 to 6/21, (2W-5L) -171.5 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/22 to 6/28, (4W-3L) +24 DIMES
WEEK 27: 6/29 to 7/5, (2W-5L) -311 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/6 to 7/12, (3W-2L) +87 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/13 to 7/19, (4W-1L) +280 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/20 to 7/26, (3W-4L) -21 DIMES
WEEK 31: 7/27 to 8/2, (3W-4L) -42.5 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/3 to 8/9, (3W-4L) +54 DIMES
WEEK 33: 8/10 to 8/16, (4W-2L) +70 DIMES
WEEK 34: 8/17 to 8/23, (3W-4L) -6 DIMES
WEEK 35: 8/24 to 8/30, (3W-3L-1P) +24.5 DIMES
WEEK 36: 8/31 to 9/6, (3W-4L) -154 DIMES
WEEK 37: 9/7 to 9/13, (3W-4L) -34.5 DIMES
WEEK 38: 9/14 to 9/20, (2W-4L) -276 DIMES
WEEK 39: 9/21 to 9/27, (5W-2L) +205 DIMES
WEEK 40: 9/28 to 10/4, (3W-4L) -92 DIMES
WEEK 41: 10/5 to 10/11, (1W-5L) -268 DIMES
WEEK 42: 10/12 to 10/18, (3W-3L) -196 DIMES
WEEK 43: 10/19 to 10/25, (3W-3L-1) +92 DIMES
WEEK 44: 10/26 to 11/1, (4W-3L) -79 DIMES
WEEK 45: 11/2 to 11/8, (1W-6L) -411.5 DIMES
WEEK 46: 11/9 to 11/15, (4W-3L) -57.5 DIMES
WEEK 47: 11/16 to 11/22, (4W-2L) -95 DIMES

-Lang Past 8 Years-

2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO)