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LMFAO Pimpy. He should have said his chest is against the wall as he gets sodomized by his "wife".$$:($$

Hey proanus keep having your tranny wife pumping those 100+ dimers in ya:pointer:
 

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Lang you were told you will get killed in football. You better come with a huge 200 dime bailout play tomorrow.
Keep playing a loop of 2 songs Beck's "I'm a loser"
And George Strait's "Give it away"

Get your lube ready for tonight Lang a tang

Let's hope it's 200+ dimers for rest for month, keep chasing proanalanger ya jackasscockingasnook()
 

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Go ahead and tell us if you have Seattle or Tampa next Sunday Pro Anal so we can make our plays.

No way you take the Lions Monday night. Go ahead and tease the Packers and the under.
 

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If he had the brains he would go huge on Patriots or Brady today. Lang is a hack. Con man. And shitty. At it. That’s it.
 

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LANG 2021 BANKROLL
POSITIVE 6.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER UP $65 (MINUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$1,930)

PAID PICKS: 131-122-4 / 51.7%


-Lang by Month-

JAN: 12-18, -534 DIMES
FEB: 17-12, +0.5 DIMES
MAR: 15-16, -109.5 DIMES
APR: 21-9-1, +704.5 DIMES
MAY: 14-16-1, +73 DIMES
JUN: 17-12-1, +6.5 DIMES
JUL: 12-15, +42.5 DIMES
AUG: 16-13-1, +282.5 DIMES
SEP: 7-11, -459.5 DIMES


-Lang by Week-

WEEK 01: 12/29 to 1/4, (3W-4L) -204 DIMES (1W-3L -271.5 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/4)
WEEK 02: 1/5 to 1/11, (2W-5L) -386 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/12 to 1/18, (3W-3L) -62.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/19 to 1/25, (4W-3L) +121.5 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/26 to 2/1, (3W-4L) +104.5 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/2 to 2/8, (5W-3L) -83 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/9 to 2/15, (3W-4L) -122.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/16 to 2/22, (5W-2L) +101 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/23 to 3/1, (4W-3L) +90 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/2 to 3/8, (3W-4L) -125 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/9 to 3/15, (4W-3L) -15 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/16 to 3/22, (3W-4L) -105 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/23 to 3/29, (4W-3L) +215 DIMES
WEEK 14: 3/30 to 4/5, (5W-3L) +68 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/6 to 4/12, (3W-4L) -103 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/13 to 4/19, (5W-2L) +275 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/20 to 4/26, (6W-1L) +360 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/27 to 5/3, (2W-3L-2P) -66 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/4 to 5/10, (3W-4L) -77.5 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/11 to 5/17, (4W-3L) +65 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/18 to 5/24, (4W-3L) +129.5 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/25 to 5/31, (3W-4L) +22 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/1 to 6/7, (5W-2L) +124 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/8 to 6/14, (5W-1L-1P) +170 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/15 to 6/21, (2W-5L) -171.5 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/22 to 6/28, (4W-3L) +24 DIMES
WEEK 27: 6/29 to 7/5, (2W-5L) -311 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/6 to 7/12, (3W-2L) +87 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/13 to 7/19, (4W-1L) +280 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/20 to 7/26, (3W-4L) -21 DIMES
WEEK 31: 7/27 to 8/2, (3W-4L) -42.5 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/3 to 8/9, (3W-4L) +54 DIMES
WEEK 33: 8/10 to 8/16, (4W-2L) +70 DIMES
WEEK 34: 8/17 to 8/23, (3W-4L) -6 DIMES
WEEK 35: 8/24 to 8/30, (3W-3L-1P) +24.5 DIMES
WEEK 36: 8/31 to 9/6, (3W-4L) -154 DIMES
WEEK 37: 9/7 to 9/13, (3W-4L) -34.5 DIMES
WEEK 38: 9/14 to 9/20, (2W-3L) -221 DIMES


-Lang Past 8 Years-

2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO)
 

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LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)


MLB REGULAR SEASON (2021)

42-41-1, +323.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-1
80 DIME: 0-2
75 DIME: 1-0
60 DIME: 15-5
50 DIME: 2-3
40 DIME: 3-7
30 DIME: 9-13-1
25 DIME: 4-6
20 DIME: 7-4



NFL PRE SEASON (2021)

5-3, +36 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 3-2
30 DIME: 1-0



NFL REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

1-4, -302.5 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 0-1
80 DIME: 0-1
75 DIME: 0-1
50 DIME: 1-0
40 DIME: 0-1



NCAA FOOTBALL REGULAR SEASON (2021-22)

2-3, -106 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 2-2
60 DIME: 0-1
 

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All about the winning Monday.

To say I am frustrated could be the understatement of a lifetime.

As if the implosion of the Indiana Hoosiers on Saturday was disgusting, I give you the ridiculous stupidity of the Philadelphia Eagles on Sunday.

I mean, 1st and goal at the 1 yard line up 3-0 late in the 2nd quarter and you can't score??????? I mean, are you fuc@%#$ing kidding me!!!!

I can't crawl through my TV and coach these teams. It's a whole different ball game up 10-0 but nope....they don't even come away with 3 and it's game over.

Listen, not making excuses, just pointing out the obvious. I accept the loss like.a man just like I did with Indiana on Saturday.

In winning 5 months in a row everything went my way. Every break, every call, it was fantastic.

Here in September everything that could go wrong has gone wrong and now, with 11 days left in the month, I have to rally big time.

I have done it before and trust me when I tell you, I am confident I can do it againl.

I will grind these last 11 days, stick with the process and let the chips fall where they may.

Now let's hammer home this 2nd straight 50 dime winner on Monday night.
 

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I can't crawl through my TV and coach these teams. It's a whole different ball game up 10-0 but nope....they don't even come away with 3 and it's game over.

So Lang blaming the coaching staff for his latest loss? He thinks he can coach an NFL Football team??? :):)


Listen, not making excuses, just pointing out the obvious. I accept the loss like.a man just like I did with Indiana on Saturday.

Gee, I don't know Lang, it sure sounds like excuses. You have no choice but to accept the loss, like the long term loser you are.


This looks like a straight up side bet tonight and with that I have to believe he will be on the LIONS +11 1/2.

He loves dogs and that is just too many points, he would never lay that, especially the way that the Packers played in week 1 and the way the Saints came back and played in week 2. That's just how dip shit Lang's mind works.

Hopefully we get confirmation before kickoff but in my mind, that's his play.
 

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I can't crawl through my TV and coach these teams. It's a whole different ball game up 10-0 but nope....they don't even come away with 3 and it's game over.

So Lang blaming the coaching staff for his latest loss? He thinks he can coach an NFL Football team??? :):)


Listen, not making excuses, just pointing out the obvious. I accept the loss like.a man just like I did with Indiana on Saturday.

Gee, I don't know Lang, it sure sounds like excuses. You have no choice but to accept the loss, like the long term loser you are.


This looks like a straight up side bet tonight and with that I have to believe he will be on the LIONS +11 1/2.

He loves dogs and that is just too many points, he would never lay that, especially the way that the Packers played in week 1 and the way the Saints came back and played in week 2. That's just how dip shit Lang's mind works.

Hopefully we get confirmation before kickoff but in my mind, that's his play.

Punt proanuslicker and her lame excuses the fck outta here and let's hammer home this 4th straight langer loser in a rowazzkick(&^
 

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Trust me or don't, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night. w-thumbs!^

Lang is on the Lions +11 1/2 for 50 Dimes.
 

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Lang shit himself last 3 football bets. Tonight he hopes to just cut the cheese


he thinks A - Aron can NOT win by 12 or more

I bought down 2 and am on -9.5 Packers and added appy st and Bills and Patriots and KC chiefs all ML this week 5 teamer , Small bet. Not going to piss away earnings in Lang fashion
 

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Trust me or don't, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night. w-thumbs!^

Lang is on the Lions +11 1/2 for 50 Dimes.

Lang shit himself last 3 football bets. Tonight he hopes to just cut the cheese


he thinks A - Aron can NOT win by 12 or more

I bought down 2 and am on -9.5 Packers and added appy st and Bills and Patriots and KC chiefs all ML this week 5 teamer , Small bet. Not going to piss away earnings in Lang fashion

I can't crawl through my TV and coach these teams. It's a whole different ball game up 10-0 but nope....they don't even come away with 3 and it's game over.

So Lang blaming the coaching staff for his latest loss? He thinks he can coach an NFL Football team??? :):)


Listen, not making excuses, just pointing out the obvious. I accept the loss like.a man just like I did with Indiana on Saturday.

Gee, I don't know Lang, it sure sounds like excuses. You have no choice but to accept the loss, like the long term loser you are.


This looks like a straight up side bet tonight and with that I have to believe he will be on the LIONS +11 1/2.

He loves dogs and that is just too many points, he would never lay that, especially the way that the Packers played in week 1 and the way the Saints came back and played in week 2. That's just how dip shit Lang's mind works.

Hopefully we get confirmation before kickoff but in my mind, that's his play.

Thank you Pimpy and Sniper for excellent analysis and for confirming, GOGOGO GB:highfive:
 

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Thank you Pimpy and Sniper for excellent analysis and for confirming, GOGOGO GB:highfive:

Thank you Pimpy and Sniper, GOGOGO GB <><>
 

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LANG has to be punching his own sack.##) He looked like a genius in 1st half


35-17 now and 12:42 left

LIONS forgot to play the 2nd half so far #%()
 

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azzkick(&^ <——— LANG 0-4 in last 4 football


Football - 298 Green Bay Packers -7 +100 for 2nd Half
 

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azzkick(&^ <——— LANG 0-4 in last 4 football


Football - 298 Green Bay Packers -7 +100 for 2nd Half

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Lang sort of reminds me of the Baltimore Orioles, which perennially finishes buried in the basement.

However in just about every season they/he will have a little winning streak where they win two or three in a row, and the O's/their fans and in this case Lang

get excited because they believe they have completed turned thing around and all of the losing is behind them, when in fact it is just a temporary break from

the sustained losing over time which most likely will never change for the better!!
 

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LANG 2021 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 48.5 DIMES

LANG $10 BETTER DOWN $485 (PLUS $1,995 Yearly Fee For Picks = -$2,480)

PAID PICKS: 131-123-4 / 51.5%


-Lang by Month-

JAN: 12-18, -534 DIMES
FEB: 17-12, +0.5 DIMES
MAR: 15-16, -109.5 DIMES
APR: 21-9-1, +704.5 DIMES
MAY: 14-16-1, +73 DIMES
JUN: 17-12-1, +6.5 DIMES
JUL: 12-15, +42.5 DIMES
AUG: 16-13-1, +282.5 DIMES
SEP: 7-12, -514.5 DIMES


-Lang by Week-

WEEK 01: 12/29 to 1/4, (3W-4L) -204 DIMES (1W-3L -271.5 Dimes from 1/1 to 1/4)
WEEK 02: 1/5 to 1/11, (2W-5L) -386 DIMES
WEEK 03: 1/12 to 1/18, (3W-3L) -62.5 DIMES
WEEK 04: 1/19 to 1/25, (4W-3L) +121.5 DIMES
WEEK 05: 1/26 to 2/1, (3W-4L) +104.5 DIMES
WEEK 06: 2/2 to 2/8, (5W-3L) -83 DIMES
WEEK 07: 2/9 to 2/15, (3W-4L) -122.5 DIMES
WEEK 08: 2/16 to 2/22, (5W-2L) +101 DIMES
WEEK 09: 2/23 to 3/1, (4W-3L) +90 DIMES
WEEK 10: 3/2 to 3/8, (3W-4L) -125 DIMES
WEEK 11: 3/9 to 3/15, (4W-3L) -15 DIMES
WEEK 12: 3/16 to 3/22, (3W-4L) -105 DIMES
WEEK 13: 3/23 to 3/29, (4W-3L) +215 DIMES
WEEK 14: 3/30 to 4/5, (5W-3L) +68 DIMES
WEEK 15: 4/6 to 4/12, (3W-4L) -103 DIMES
WEEK 16: 4/13 to 4/19, (5W-2L) +275 DIMES
WEEK 17: 4/20 to 4/26, (6W-1L) +360 DIMES
WEEK 18: 4/27 to 5/3, (2W-3L-2P) -66 DIMES
WEEK 19: 5/4 to 5/10, (3W-4L) -77.5 DIMES
WEEK 20: 5/11 to 5/17, (4W-3L) +65 DIMES
WEEK 21: 5/18 to 5/24, (4W-3L) +129.5 DIMES
WEEK 22: 5/25 to 5/31, (3W-4L) +22 DIMES
WEEK 23: 6/1 to 6/7, (5W-2L) +124 DIMES
WEEK 24: 6/8 to 6/14, (5W-1L-1P) +170 DIMES
WEEK 25: 6/15 to 6/21, (2W-5L) -171.5 DIMES
WEEK 26: 6/22 to 6/28, (4W-3L) +24 DIMES
WEEK 27: 6/29 to 7/5, (2W-5L) -311 DIMES
WEEK 28: 7/6 to 7/12, (3W-2L) +87 DIMES
WEEK 29: 7/13 to 7/19, (4W-1L) +280 DIMES
WEEK 30: 7/20 to 7/26, (3W-4L) -21 DIMES
WEEK 31: 7/27 to 8/2, (3W-4L) -42.5 DIMES
WEEK 32: 8/3 to 8/9, (3W-4L) +54 DIMES
WEEK 33: 8/10 to 8/16, (4W-2L) +70 DIMES
WEEK 34: 8/17 to 8/23, (3W-4L) -6 DIMES
WEEK 35: 8/24 to 8/30, (3W-3L-1P) +24.5 DIMES
WEEK 36: 8/31 to 9/6, (3W-4L) -154 DIMES
WEEK 37: 9/7 to 9/13, (3W-4L) -34.5 DIMES
WEEK 38: 9/14 to 9/20, (2W-4L) -276 DIMES


-Lang Past 8 Years-

2020: POSITIVE* 402.5 DIMES (*NOT A FULL YEAR DUE TO COVID)
2019: NEGATIVE 761.75 DIMES
2018: NEGATIVE 738 DIMES
2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

9/01/2007 to 4/16/2010: NEGATIVE** 3,245.7 DIMES (**AS DOCUMENTED BY AL DEMARCO)
 

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