The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

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This is going to be a blood bath for the eagles tonight potentially. I see that Mr. Dead Animal On My Head has released Philadelphia as his play.

So Budin: Philadelphia
Lang-a-tang: Philadelphia and over in a teaser
Road Kill on My Head: Philadelphia

3 of Andy Reid's arteries just closed up after he got word that the Holy Trinity of the Bankroll Blackhole released the Eagles. Can't wait to watch.
 
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I already said the next puppet after Lang should be his asian tranny wife puppet, with a huge fake rack along with a big ole adam's apple, lol.

Na... I don't think that his wife has anything to do with his lies in terms of capping. Leave the wife and kid alone. No need to go there.

So who is next? Chris "pumpkin head" Jordan? Anthony "MilkMan" Redd? My vote goes for Al D. What do you think? I'm sure that Ezyryder could have one made in a matter of a few days. But leave the wife and kids alone.
 

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Na... I don't think that his wife has anything to do with his lies in terms of capping. Leave the wife and kid alone. No need to go there.

Oh please...I saw a video of his wife and Lang was swimming in the pool and she says on camera, "There goes the greatest handicapper in the world." She knows her husband is a fucking fraud and has no problem spending that Lang cash.

The kid is a different story...when she gets older and people in her school find out who her father is, she will be ridiculed enough, lol.
 

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Langer says that his max internet play will be 30 dimes, with everything rated 10 to 30 dimes. Basically he's just going into the tank trying to come up with ways to totally kill the fade. That's all he cares about. He realizes nobody is buying his picks to tail and he's furious people think he's the joke that he is.

I actually don't mind that his highest bet will be 30 dimes because I quit fading him so much money per dime awhile ago. Now I'll just fade him

10 dimes=1 unit
20 dimes=2 unit
30 dimes=3 unit

The fade like before where we were making some nice coin on just Lang alone are over, but fading Lang along with The Rodfather and 1 or two others, there's still some money to be made.
 
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I would like to see a Al Demarco fade. I know that he only has 5 dime plays but I bet he still buries clients. There is no way that the Hairpiece knows anything about betting sports. I bet he couldn't tell you which ball is used for what sport if you put a basketball, a football, and a baseball in front of his face. I know what you are wondering. The answer is yes...I would let Al Demarco where his "rapist" glasses when trying to match the sport with the balls.
 

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I actually don't mind that his highest bet will be 30 dimes because I quit fading him so much money per dime awhile ago. Now I'll just fade him

10 dimes=1 unit
20 dimes=2 unit
30 dimes=3 unit

The fade like before where we were making some nice coin on just Lang alone are over, but fading Lang along with The Rodfather and 1 or two others, there's still some money to be made.


All your doing is changing the #s. Just lowering scale. You are still following the old way with this method. You could call it 1Million dimes, 2Million dimes, 3Million dimes, its still just changing the wording, same scale.
 

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All your doing is changing the #s. Just lowering scale. You are still following the old way with this method. You could call it 1Million dimes, 2Million dimes, 3Million dimes, its still just changing the wording, same scale.

The scale was already lowered by Lang when he quit shitting out more than 1 play but I get what your saying. Before Lang made the announcement that 30 Dimes would be the top internet play for him I was already fading him on a 3 unit scale, when I faded. Same goes for any other tout/capper I fade, or my own plays, 1, 2 or 3 units per play.
 
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Space Mountain. THANK YOU for finding that video. I completely forgot that Al Demarco has a man crush on BLang and Langer finally did that video. But I have to admit that I think that Blang's wig was 10x the quality that Al D ropes on is melon.

I would love to see a video where Al D is doing a show and suddenly the road animal that is on his head wakes up, looks around, and then jumps to the floor leaving a bozo the clown like dome. Oh man......I wonder if you would be able to see the top of Al D's rug if you would see the words "welcome home". (In case some of you guys missed that I'm referring to Al's rug doubling as a place mat).

TEXANS SU BABY!!!!
 

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Space Mountain. THANK YOU for finding that video. I completely forgot that Al Demarco has a man crush on BLang and Langer finally did that video. But I have to admit that I think that Blang's wig was 10x the quality that Al D ropes on is melon.

I would love to see a video where Al D is doing a show and suddenly the road animal that is on his head wakes up, looks around, and then jumps to the floor leaving a bozo the clown like dome. Oh man......I wonder if you would be able to see the top of Al D's rug if you would see the words "welcome home". (In case some of you guys missed that I'm referring to Al's rug doubling as a place mat).

TEXANS SU BABY!!!!


Sporty:

Where ya been, baby???:103631605

Thought maybe you teamed up with Stuey????:):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):):)

Space Fuckin' Mountain(<)<
 
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space....I never left. I've been watching on the sidelines for a while. It doesn't matter where this thread is put as there is a HUGE following of faders. I don't care what others say. Lang can't win, Budin can't win (his dad was a huge bookie yet he goes into the other side of the counter) and the worse one is Al Demarco. Al is so scared that he has these little 5 dimers all the time. Never wants to win or lose anything. All he wants is his sell his wimpy (i'm sure that's something he has been called ever since his junior high gym class days) daily package and go onto daily videos claiming a small win or a small loss yet nervously wondering if the superglue is dry or is it dripping down the side of his melon or if his latest shipment of squirrel tails has been delivered to ensure that they will make it to the "tailor" in time for his new "rugs" can be put together.

When you are fading guys who have been losers since the day they were picked after the over weight sticky girl in gym class there is no reason to believe that they become winners.

Long live all the fades!
 

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I love the NEW video. LMAO!

Pimpy McPimp: I have to totally agree with you that I can't wait for the Lang Puppet to enter the video series. I wonder if lang will start playing soccer games to try to kill the fade thread. Who would you like to see as the next Ezyryder puppet Pimpy? Any ideas?


Ezyryder: Please, please, please don't stop with the Lang Puppet. You need one more puppet. I know that this is going to be the easiest puppet to come up with but you have to come up with an "Aldie" puppet. Give him different hairpieces but they all have to have a highway sized split right down the middle like Al D has. Have the hairpieces/dead animals fall off when Aldie goes crazy promoting a play. Everytime I go to that site it looks like a bullet split his hair. Don't forget the "rapist like glasses" and the "small muskrat" sized stach on is face. You do have the voice down almost perfect. They only way to get it closer would be to tie a rubberband around your nuts to get that high pitched squeal that Al D does so well.


Thanks. At least someone likes em'. Lang puppet on its way and I ordered another one. I sent a reference photo and will be naming the third puppet, Al B. Bald. Comes with interchangeable hair pieces and "rapist glasses" lol
 
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Yeah Sports, your last post before yesterday was over a year ago...what were you in jail for? ha ha!

I served 9 months for getting busted for taking road kill, getting hairpieces made, and selling them on the black market. I did have one great customer from the east coast.

Pimpy. Since you do such a great job with the "lang fade". Could you keep track of a Al Demarco fade too?
 
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Pimpy, are you forum stalking me? Why did you "search" me? I had a forum stalker awhile back but I haven't heard anything from him lately. You may have heard of him before. He posted here by the name of "Al Rolli".
 

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