The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2018 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 398 DIMES

PAID PICKS: 2-8 / 20.0%

FREE PICKS: 5-0 / 100.0%


-Lang by Month-

January: 2-8, -398 DIMES


-Lang by Week-

WEEK 0: 12/26 to 1/1, (3W-4L) -130 DIMES (Lost 104 Dimes on 1/1)
WEEK 1: 1/2 to 1/8, (1W-6L) -293 DIMES
WEEK 2: 1/9 to 1/15, (1W-1L) -1 DIMES


-Lang Past 5 Years-

2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)


NFL PRESEASON (2017)

5-6, -227 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

80 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 0-2
40 DIME: 1-2
30 DIME: 1-1
20 DIME: 3-0


NFL REGULAR SEASON (2017-18)

27-19, +139 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-0
100 DIME: 8-8
80 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 1-2
50 DIME: 0-2
40 DIME: 7-3
30 DIME: 1-0
25 DIME: 0-1
20 DIME: 0-1

TEASERS

50 DIME: 1-0
40 DIME: 3-1
30 DIME: 3-0
20 DIME: 1-0


NFL PLAYOFFS (2017-18)

1-1, -10 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-1


COLLEGE HOOPS (2017-18)

6-10, -70 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

40 DIME: 2-0
30 DIME: 0-1
20 DIME: 3-8
10 DIME: 1-1

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Let's make it 2 in a row tonight.

10 Dime College Basketball Bankroll Builder #2 In A Row

Well nice to see a team do what I handicapped them to do as Villanova blew out Xavier 89-65 as a 9 1/2 point home chalk.

Can't start a winning streak until you get the first one out of the way and Villanova did that for me last night.

Now I look to make it 2 in a row tonight.

Over the 12 years since the movie came out I had amazing winning streaks and ungoldly losing streaks.

Each and every time I have battled my way out and I will battle my way out of this as well.

Winning day #2 in a row happens now.

 

[StevieRay]

He admits ungodly losing streaks? Lol

 

[LandonBang]

He admits ungodly losing streaks? Lol

They are “patented ungodly losing streaks” his own words.

 

[StevieRay]

Aunts like he admits he’s a fucktard long life loser

 

[olballcoach]

I mean is there any way he’s on Oregon?

 

[GonzosDirtyTrailer]

According to the other forum Lang is on ASU tonight, ten dimes.

 

[olballcoach]

According to the other forum Lang is on ASU tonight, ten dimes.

Yeah we know lol. Still holding a grudge from the TCU Alamo bowl lol.

 

[olballcoach]

And the Ducks win outright. Never change Link!!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2018 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 409 DIMES

PAID PICKS: 2-9 / 18.1%

FREE PICKS: 5-0 / 100.0%


-Lang by Month-

January: 2-9, -409 DIMES


-Lang by Week-

WEEK 0: 12/26 to 1/1, (3W-4L) -130 DIMES (Lost 104 Dimes on 1/1)
WEEK 1: 1/2 to 1/8, (1W-6L) -293 DIMES
WEEK 2: 1/9 to 1/15, (1W-2L) -12 DIMES


-Lang Past 5 Years-

2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)


NFL PRESEASON (2017)

5-6, -227 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

80 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 0-2
40 DIME: 1-2
30 DIME: 1-1
20 DIME: 3-0


NFL REGULAR SEASON (2017-18)

27-19, +139 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-0
100 DIME: 8-8
80 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 1-2
50 DIME: 0-2
40 DIME: 7-3
30 DIME: 1-0
25 DIME: 0-1
20 DIME: 0-1

TEASERS

50 DIME: 1-0
40 DIME: 3-1
30 DIME: 3-0
20 DIME: 1-0


NFL PLAYOFFS (2017-18)

1-1, -10 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-1


COLLEGE HOOPS (2017-18)

6-11, -81 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

40 DIME: 2-0
30 DIME: 0-1
20 DIME: 3-8
10 DIME: 1-2

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Let's get to 2-2 this week as we head to the weekend.

30 Dime College Basketball Bankroll Builder

Well it's off to the MAC tonight for the battle of Ohio and Kent State.

Wonder if LeBron will be popping in to watch the game!!! Probably not.

James Harden stopped by Arizona State's game last night and sat court side with the Governor of Arizona only to watch my 10 dimer go down in flames.

So 1-2 this week as I head into this Friday card and I like what I am seeing in the good ole MAC.

Over the 12 years since the movie came out I had amazing winning streaks and ungoldly losing streaks.

Each and every time I have battled my way out and I will battle my way out of this as well.

Time to get it done on Friday.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang's 30 Dimer is on Kent State.

Current line is pk or -1 depending on book.

 

[JustinCruise]

1400 page thread wow

 

[youlikethat]

Lang was back on DC radio today, and, seeing as how he gave his picks away on the same show last week, it's pretty safe to say he is tipping his plays on this show.

But FIRST, he regales us with a story about hanging out with Carrottop (the comedian) at a shitty casino in Vegas, and bragged about his steroid cocktail he was on during the filming of 2 For the Money.

Said he got mad at his wife, and almost punched her in the head because the steroids made him crazy. This didn't seem to bother him, as he basically said steroids are great and viagra works to keep your dick from shrinking if you are taking them (no, I am not joking-- he was saying this).

As for his picks:

His favorite play of the weekend is EAGLES +3.5 (says he will gladly buy the half point).

He likes OVER on Tennessee/NE.

Said he can see 3 of 4 favorites covering.

Expert handicapping here, as he says that, because Jacksonville fucked him last week, he wants the STEELERS to win by 140 points and for the Jax offensive coordinator to be fired (he does note, however, that he can't be objective about this game-- a rare moment of self-awareness, from Lang!).

Leans to VIKINGS because he can't stand Sean Payton.
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So, in summary:

Definitely on Eagles +3.5
Probably on the over in Titans/Pats
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ROOTING for Steelers, but no play.
LEAN on VIKINGS, perhaps a play, but I'm guessing he'll go with a total.

 

[damian]

LANG 2018 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 409 DIMES

PAID PICKS: 2-9 / 18.1%

FREE PICKS: 5-0 / 100.0%


-Lang by Month-

January: 2-9, -409 DIMES


-Lang by Week-

WEEK 0: 12/26 to 1/1, (3W-4L) -130 DIMES (Lost 104 Dimes on 1/1)
WEEK 1: 1/2 to 1/8, (1W-6L) -293 DIMES
WEEK 2: 1/9 to 1/15, (1W-2L) -12 DIMES


-Lang Past 5 Years-

2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

Strong start to the new year. Love it!

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

But FIRST, he regales us with a story about hanging out with Carrottop (the comedian) at a shitty casino in Vegas, and bragged about his steroid cocktail he was on during the filming of 2 For the Money.

Said he got mad at his wife, and almost punched her in the head because the steroids made him crazy. This didn't seem to bother him, as he basically said steroids are great and viagra works to keep your dick from shrinking if you are taking them (no, I am not joking-- he was saying this).

That's too funny because I always thought he looked like he was on 'roids. I even posted this picture of him back in the day because I thought his head looked an awful lot like a 'roided out Barry Bonds, lol.

 

[TheJerkStoreCalled]

Heard Shit for Brains on some podcast yesterday. Same 'ole lying and fake stories that the host would giggle at cause Rolli pays them a few bucks to be on the show and advertise. Including one about going to a matinee a while back (what else does this scumbag have to do during the day?), seeing Jack Del Rio, and getting in his face about him being a lousy coach and telling him he will be fired soon.

Yea sure Link...this from a guy who everyone says is scared of his own shadow.

Like youlikethat says, Eagles will be his play tomorrow. Also as mentioned, I think MN will be Sunday's play, as he showed his love for Zimmer and disdain for Payton. Like YLT, I also heard him say he hopes JAX loses 140-0, cause he thinks Hackett is horrible at his job (didn't think so last week) and wants him fired. Black meet Kettle.

 

[olballcoach]

Link is such a fucking creep lol. Eagles fans should be very scared right now.