The "REAL" Fade Brandon Lang Thread

[proanalyser]

great investment to be a lang customer paid picks 1-7 free picks 4-0

 

[proanalyser]

https://giphy.com/gifs/show-jeremy-rules-iJfUeak2CS2Dm/fullscreen lang 4-17 his last 21 picks

 

[StevieRay]

10 dimer. He has the noose around his neck. Lol

 

[exploited17]

Does he ever play NBA? Seems like he always outsmarts himself. Too busy trying to act smarter than everyone while playing small no name schools he always loses on

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2018 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 397 DIMES

PAID PICKS: 1-7 / 12.5%

FREE PICKS: 4-0 / 100.0%


-Lang by Month-

January: 1-7, -397 DIMES


-Lang by Week-

WEEK 0: 12/26 to 1/1, (3W-4L) -130 DIMES (Lost 104 Dimes on 1/1)
WEEK 1: 1/2 to 1/8, (1W-6L) -293 DIMES


-Lang Past 5 Years-

2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)


NFL PRESEASON (2017)

5-6, -227 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

80 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 0-2
40 DIME: 1-2
30 DIME: 1-1
20 DIME: 3-0


NFL REGULAR SEASON (2017-18)

27-19, +139 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-0
100 DIME: 8-8
80 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 1-2
50 DIME: 0-2
40 DIME: 7-3
30 DIME: 1-0
25 DIME: 0-1
20 DIME: 0-1

TEASERS

50 DIME: 1-0
40 DIME: 3-1
30 DIME: 3-0
20 DIME: 1-0


NFL PLAYOFFS (2017-18)

1-1, -10 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-1


COLLEGE FOOTBALL REGULAR SEASON (2017-18)

24-16, +389 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 5-2
100 DIME: 0-1
80 DIME: 3-3
75 DIME: 2-0
60 DIME: 0-1
40 DIME: 3-3
30 DIME: 0-2
25 DIME: 3-0
20 DIME: 8-4


COLLEGE FOOTBALL BOWL SEASON (2017-18)

2-10, -646 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

150 DIME: 0-2
80 DIME: 1-1
75 DIME: 0-1
40 DIME: 0-1
30 DIME: 0-2
20 DIME: 1-3


COLLEGE HOOPS (2017-18)

5-9, -69 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

40 DIME: 2-0
30 DIME: 0-1
20 DIME: 3-8

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Time to battle back.

10 Dime College Basketball Bankroll Builder

Well my 150 dime championship winner #3 in a row was not to be as Alabama wins but fails to cover in the 26-23 OT win.

Tough pill to swallow as the Tide fall behind 13-0 at the half, switch QB's to start the 3rd quarter and outscore Georgia 26-10 the rest of the way.

However, too little too late.

It just sucks NIck Saban went conservative at the end of regulation when he got the ball to the Georgia 20 with a minute to go and 2 timeouts.

If he wanted the touchdown to end it there, trust me he could have gotten it but he settled for the field goal, his kicker missed and he gets the miracle OT win.

The cold streak continues. Ice cold.

Over the 12 years since the movie came out I had amazing winning streaks and ungoldly losing streaks.

Each and every time I have battled my way out and I will battle my way out of this as well.

It starts with this 10 dime winner tonight.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

The Clown Show for Tuesday, January 9th.

Complimentary Loser: Michigan +1 1/2 vs Purdue

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Does he ever play NBA? Seems like he always outsmarts himself. Too busy trying to act smarter than everyone while playing small no name schools he always loses on

He usually picks up the NBA around when the playoffs start, after college hoops tournament action.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Last 78 Days A $10 Bettor Is Up $4,610 Dollars

Keep an eye on that number over the next month of NFL playoffs and Super Bowl because trust me, I will have it back to where it was.


The last time Lang posted that was 2 days ago before the Bills/Jags game. Why did he stop, I thought he wanted us to keep an eye on it?

Could it be because his beloved $10 Bettor just dropped $3,050 the past 2 days?

In his video today he says he will climb his way back to the top! My question is, how does someone climb their way back to the top when they have never in their life been to the top?

The only Top that Lang belongs is the Big Top where the clowns perform because that's all he'll ever be, a fucking clown for us to laugh at.

 

[LandonBang]

Hahahaha In his video today he says he’s on one of his “patented ungodly losing streaks” hahahahaha only langster can patent a losing streak!

 

[youlikethat]

I like how Lang strongly insinuates that Saban not switching QBs earlier was the difference, as if he handicapped it with Jalen Hurts's backup. The mental gymnastics this guy uses to convince himself that he's good at this are truly impressive. Lang definitely never even heard of Tua Tagovailoa before last night.

 

[rush__man]

Over the 12 years since the movie came out

the movie. as if anyone new today knows what that piece of turd is.

 

[TheJerkStoreCalled]

Link was on some goofy radio show late last week and said he had 50 yd line tickets to the JAX game, then stammered and said 'I also have a box so I'll be going back and forth'. Really no reason to lie, but the sociopath just can't help himself.

He also said JAX would put up at least 40. As Noonan said in an earlier post, the winds (as forecast all week) were steady near 20mph, with gusts in the upper 20's. That's the standard handicapping you get from this lifetime loser.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LANG 2018 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 408 DIMES

PAID PICKS: 1-8 / 11.1%

FREE PICKS: 5-0 / 100.0%


-Lang by Month-

January: 1-8, -408 DIMES


-Lang by Week-

WEEK 0: 12/26 to 1/1, (3W-4L) -130 DIMES (Lost 104 Dimes on 1/1)
WEEK 1: 1/2 to 1/8, (1W-6L) -293 DIMES
WEEK 2: 1/9 to 1/15, (0W-1L) -11 DIMES


-Lang Past 5 Years-

2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

LOSER LANG TRACKER (IN-SEASON SPORTS)


NFL PRESEASON (2017)

5-6, -227 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

80 DIME: 0-1
60 DIME: 0-2
40 DIME: 1-2
30 DIME: 1-1
20 DIME: 3-0


NFL REGULAR SEASON (2017-18)

27-19, +139 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

200 DIME: 1-0
100 DIME: 8-8
80 DIME: 1-1
60 DIME: 1-2
50 DIME: 0-2
40 DIME: 7-3
30 DIME: 1-0
25 DIME: 0-1
20 DIME: 0-1

TEASERS

50 DIME: 1-0
40 DIME: 3-1
30 DIME: 3-0
20 DIME: 1-0


NFL PLAYOFFS (2017-18)

1-1, -10 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

100 DIME: 1-1


COLLEGE HOOPS (2017-18)

5-10, -80 Dimes

DIME RATINGS

40 DIME: 2-0
30 DIME: 0-1
20 DIME: 3-8
10 DIME: 0-1

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Just keep grinding.

10 Dime College Basketball Bankroll Builder

Well I guess Seton Hall partied a little bit after the big win at Butler because they sure as hell no showed last night at Marquette.costing me a 10 dimer to start the week.

The cold streak continues. Ice cold.

Over the 12 years since the movie came out I had amazing winning streaks and ungoldly losing streaks.

Each and every time I have battled my way out and I will battle my way out of this as well. (This Statement is as FAKE as the Movie.)

Time to get on track tonight. (Or Not)

 

[StevieRay]

LANG 2018 BANKROLL
NEGATIVE 408 DIMES

PAID PICKS: 1-8 / 11.1%

FREE PICKS: 5-0 / 100.0%


-Lang by Month-

January: 1-8, -408 DIMES


-Lang by Week-

WEEK 0: 12/26 to 1/1, (3W-4L) -130 DIMES (Lost 104 Dimes on 1/1)
WEEK 1: 1/2 to 1/8, (1W-6L) -293 DIMES
WEEK 2: 1/9 to 1/15, (0W-1L) -11 DIMES


-Lang Past 5 Years-

2017: NEGATIVE 499.5 DIMES
2016: NEGATIVE 2,941.5 DIMES
2015: NEGATIVE 181 DIMES
2014: NEGATIVE 113.75 DIMES
2013: NEGATIVE 929 DIMES

Should email the radio stations he speaks on this info

 

[youlikethat]

They know he's a shit handicapper, but they like having him on because of his absurd (and untrue) stories about swinger parties with his gross wife. They also like how much of a name-dropper he is. They and the listeners know not to take his gambling advice seriously.

 

[PimpyMcPimp]

Lang is on Villanova -9 1/2 for 10 Dimes.