The Official How Many Guys Has Your Girlfriend/Wife Slept with Before You Thread

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Rawpimple said:
Yeah my girlfriend says about 12. She says it was when she was young and stupid. She is 23 years old.

So then after I ask her the stupid question of how many she has been with, I ask her what is the wildest thing she did with a boyfriend.

She proceeds to tell me she dated the center of her football team who was 6'5 and 280 lbs. was black and was hung like Julio Franco. She said he had to use an extra large condom because regular ones did not fit him and he proceeded to violate her anally and then after rip the condom off and jizz all over her.

I said great! :drink:

LOL. I just laughed and snot came out of my nose.
 

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BeatPete said:
she slept with 3 guys and sucked 36 dicks

:realtongu

wow. that's a lotta dicks. you ever think about that when she borrows your toothbrush?
 

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Blue,

its actually from a part in a certain movie. can anybody guess which one?
 

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I have NEVER asked - and NEVER will - for many reasons

**I don't want to know because it might be triple digits - then again it might not

**The way i see it - if ANY of those guys (and gals) meant anything to her - she'd still be with them. she is not - she is with me - so who cares - what happened in the past is just that - in the past

**While "breaking in" a virgin is a DREAM CUM TRUE - you also want someone who has been around the block a few times. i WANT someone who knows how to give a world class BJ so that I can reap the rewards - i don't want to have to go "on the job training" with her. i want someone who knows how to postion her body so she can enjoy herself the most and get that earth shattering orgasm that makes ME seem like a world class lover
 

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i was with this stupidass ho on saturday, i know for a fact she gets crazy, gets down with some black dudes on the football squad, surprisingly enough she was AWFUL at head. i mean seriously i wanted her to get the fuck off of me after 20 seconds.
At that point, being hammered and just wanting to get off, told the bitch to masturbate just so i could lay there next to her and bust a nut. then i passed out.
the next morning after i dropped her off i examined my dick, looked a little beat up, couldnt tell if it was from her teeth or from my constant furious jerk-off sessions.
awesome.
 

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A lot of us could get in trouble here. We are going to have serious smiles on our faces from laughing our asses off reading this and then our ladies are going to ask us why. How can we respond to that?
 

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WildBill said:
A lot of us could get in trouble here. We are going to have serious smiles on our faces from laughing our asses off reading this and then our ladies are going to ask us why. How can we respond to that?

Simple,
"Honey, I just remembered the Time when Jose Canseco let the ball bounce off his head for a homerun."
 

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There are like 5 candidates for post of the week in here, not sure if we should give it to the one with the picture of Julio Franco's manhood showing, DSeth's "date", Blue's can of nuts, or Boxslayer's tell it like it is six degrees of separation. As Anthony Curtis would say we're very strong on here tonight.
 

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haha being considered post of the week...damn...
maybe i should invite that whore back for a nightcap friday
 
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The one I am seeing right now would have to be the highest number of any girl I have ever been "serious" wih. Just guessing here but I would say wihout a doubt more than 20 and would not be overly surprised if it would be 40, but what the hell, it is without a doubt the best lay I have ever had on a consitent basis and the things she lets me do are remarkable. No way she will be the mother of my kids, but I am still having a great time right now! She is 22 or 23 and has a full set of double d's and has never said no to me at any point. After partying, I always have trouble finishing and often just give up, but she is a trooper and will not let me until I am done!
 

That settles it...It's WED/DAY
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WildBill said:
A lot of us could get in trouble here. We are going to have serious smiles on our faces from laughing our asses off reading this and then our ladies are going to ask us why. How can we respond to that?

That happened to me. I was cracking up so much at Dsethis, Blue, and Skins posts that my girl asked me what I was laughing at.

I was like ummm remember the time when Julio violated you anally and you told me about it. I just told my friends on the gambling message board who I never met before and they were cracking on your ass.

Actually I was like I was laughing at this new amicon of the pope.

:pope:
 

That settles it...It's WED/DAY
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I know being in college there was a lot of crazy stuff going on with gangbangs, videotaping, sports team gangbangs, sex in all positions, all places, and just flat out hardcore porn. That was when I was in college and in todays age its over. Guys will be lucky to get a woman to marry with under 100 partners, at one time, much less total in her life.

I could see how people on here would not want to ask. It could end up causing lots of :drink: and :smoking: .

Whatever you do if you want to know, you let her go first and add 10 to it and add a much more exciting story when she asks you. In my case that was hard to do unless I said I hooked up on an airplace bathroom with Chasey Lane, Jenna Jameson, and Taylor Rain but you get the idea.
 

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How to calculate your partner's " number's " ...

Whatever # she tells ya ... multiply that x3.

...and for the femmes at the Rx; whatever # he gives ya ... divide by 3.

Hope that helps your curiosity, some.
 

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Rawpimple said:
That happened to me. I was cracking up so much at Dsethis, Blue, and Skins posts that my girl asked me what I was laughing at.

I was like ummm remember the time when Julio violated you anally and you told me about it. I just told my friends on the gambling message board who I never met before and they were cracking on your ass.

Actually I was like I was laughing at this new amicon of the pope.

:pope:
HAHA
man i told my roomate about Julio Franco's legendary dong, we both couldn't stop laughing for 10 minutes. Franco is my hero. and so is RawPimple for asking his girlfriend that question and not vomiting after hearing the response
 

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blue edwards said:
what if you end up marrying her? then, a bunch of goofs on a sports gambling website will know that d'brickashaw ferguson stretched your wife's ass out to the point where a jar of planters nuts will fit in.

not good
 

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